Hello, may i please speak to God? (846 hits)
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Submitted by brian Evans <the_big_brioski.at.hotmail.com> (View user info) at 2003-04-14 13:39:48 EDT
heheh i hope this picture posts properly.
How much does it cost to talk to God himself? oh, about 25 cents US.
I bet God has a wicked voice mail message.
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Submitted by HeavensWalls (user info) at 2003-04-15 11:26:05 EDT (#)
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What's up with the surge of humungous ass pics on here lately...
Submitted by streetpunk (user info) at 2003-04-15 11:13:34 EDT (#)
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Jimmy Buffet- Cheeseburger in Paradise...hahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Submitted by catscradle (user info) at 2003-04-14 19:30:46 EDT (#)
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Prediction is one of my abilities.
Submitted by Random Joe at 2003-04-14 19:27:49 EDT (#)
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you are right, that did sound stupid
Submitted by catscradle at 2003-04-14 18:53:36 EDT (#)
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This is going to sound stupid.
From what I have read, if lodnem was a singer, he'd be jimmy buffet.
Submitted by PeopleAreStrange (user info) at 2003-04-14 18:40:07 EDT (#)
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You can speak to God toll free if you just let Jesus into your heart.
Maybe the operator would say something like that.
Submitted by lodnem (user info) at 2003-04-14 16:36:44 EDT (#)
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yeah, it doesn't translate very well...
it's vaguely:
god's office is now closed. the office hours are from 9am to 5pm. if this is an emergency please press 1 to speak with the apostles, except for john, his head transplant surgery was unsuccessful.
italy is amazing, but when i was there it was crawling with like minded tourists. i would love to live in europe for a while, but would definetly return to california, or some other coastal region. the architecure is astounding. people used to build beautiful things that were functional, now we just make shit that outlasts the warranty by a few days.
Submitted by Beer_bong (user info) at 2003-04-14 15:24:09 EDT (#)
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Lodnem-HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Submitted by Titinita (user info) at 2003-04-14 14:24:28 EDT (#)
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Okay, I get it now. That was very clever. Did you think that up?
Submitted by Titinita (user info) at 2003-04-14 14:17:50 EDT (#)
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I don't think I understand all of what you just said. :)
Submitted by Titinita (user info) at 2003-04-14 14:16:45 EDT (#)
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Did you ever live in Italy? I did for three years. :)
Submitted by lodnem (user info) at 2003-04-14 14:10:33 EDT (#)
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sono spiacente ma l'ufficio del dio ora è chiuso. prego la chiamata indietro durante le ore di 9am 5pm. a se questa è una pressa 1 di emergenza e voi sarà collegata ad uno dei apostles. il dio è spiacente ma il apostle john non è disponibile, il suo ambulatorio capo del transplant non era un successo.
Submitted by Titinita (user info) at 2003-04-14 13:58:38 EDT (#)
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Jammo, jammo,
'ncoppa jammo ja'...
Jammo, jammo,
'ncoppa jammo ja'...
Funiculi - funicula,
funiculi - funicula...
'Ncoppa jammo ja',
funiculi, funicula.
Aissera, Nannine', mme ne sagliette,
tu saje addo...
(Tu saje addo.)
Addo, 'sto core 'ngrato, cchiu dispiette
farme nun po...
(Farme nun po!)
Addo Io ffuoco coce, ma si fuje,
te lassa sta...
(Te lassa sta.)
E nun te corre appriesso e nun te struje
sulo a guarda...
(Sulo a guarda.)
Submitted by Titinita (user info) at 2003-04-14 13:41:23 EDT (#)
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Italian is such a pretty language. :)