Steroids have been detected in basketball (1185 hits)
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Submitted by The Spook (View user info) at 2005-04-06 09:23:51 EDT
I recently read an article that proves steroids are in use in basketball:
http://sports-att.espn.go.com/ncw/ncaatourney05/index
Now you may be saying: "You dumb Spook, this article says nothing about steroids."
To which I say: "Look at that fucking ogre!"
Now, I agree that women should be allowed to have sports to play and teams to cheer for, but these are not women. These "ladies" are most likely a product of growth hormones used in everyday foods. Most of these women could kick my ass. These shims may be good at basketball, but let's get serious here: Does anyone really give a fuck about women's basketball?
Why the hell is this stuff poisoning my sports news? I don't want to see huge women throwing around a ball like it's a giant Milk Dud. Slobbering and sweaty with testosterone fed rage as they snarl and claw at each other. It's just plain disgusting.
Does anyone watch this shit? The only thing worth seeing was the former bleach-blonde hottie of a coach, and when I heard her speak, even that got bad. If I want to see women huge women wrestling around, I'll hang out at Wendy's after the bars close. Who are the fans for this "sport"? I can just see thousands of young overweight future mammoths jiggling around cheering for their favorite freak, juicing up on Ho-Ho's and cupcakes. Clamoring away like fat hounds attacking the bouquet at a wedding so they can get that giant cake they've dreamt about their entire lives. There's something about women bulking up and getting huge that's just not attractive to me. Actually, it makes me want to vomit.
So I ask you, people of Uber: write to your Congressman (Congresswoman, Congress-she-man) to stop this madness. With America already on their way to a fat society, we don't need any more help. This outbreak of hideously disgusting women will surely be the downfall of society. It could lead to the destruction of mankind as we know it.
I mean, who's going to breed with this thing?
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Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2005-04-06 15:08:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
That's why I stopped weightlifting, no guy wants to date a girl that can bench him.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-04-06 12:34:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
that woman is of ontarian roots, i am sure
Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2005-04-06 12:29:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Yeah chicks basketball definately has to many Jethreen lookin bitches.
Submitted by The_Grammar_Nazi (user info) at 2005-04-06 12:10:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2005-04-06 11:48:59 (#)
Ranking: 1
i'm sure her womb is sterile
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She probably has also grown a superfluous penis, which is a funny phrase to say.
Along with "I'm the caboose on the Man Train!"
Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2005-04-06 11:48:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
i'm sure her womb is sterile
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2005-04-06 10:01:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Ick!
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-04-06 09:40:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'd back off dude.
She'd kick your ass six ways from Sunday.
I mean, look at those guns.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2005-04-06 09:35:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
She'd probably make you brand new.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-04-06 09:34:53 EDT (#)
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That's what Lindsay Devonport would look like if she lost a bit of weight!
Submitted by j0andre1 (user info) at 2005-04-06 09:30:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I could kick her ass
Submitted by freebie (user info) at 2005-04-06 09:28:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Is that Rosie O'donnel's sister?
Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2005-04-06 09:25:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I could've gone into more detail, but I got a big fucking meeting.