“this I believe” an überchallenge (1794 hits)
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Submitted by loki (View user info) at 2005-04-06 10:51:28 EDT
http://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=4566554
50 years ago Edward R Murrow began a project called "This I Believe" to encourage people from all walks of life to submit their personal philosophies in 500 words or less. NPR is reviving this project. I think it would be interesting to see what überfolk would come up.
hence the überchallenge
by the way this is not as easy as you might think
"this I believe"
I believe that most people are hard working, honest, and just trying to make their way in this world. I also believe that people are self actuated and not to be 100% trusted although I feel it best to err on the side of trust until proven otherwise.
I believe that hard work and dedication should, but is not always rewarded by society and therefore altruism is its own reward.
Although I believe in formal education, I believe that life is a constant learning experience and that once you stop learning, you start dying.
I believe that travel is vital in order to expand awareness of the world outside of our normal daily lives.
I believe in the healing powers of the great outdoors and that wild places on this planet should be preserved for future generations.
I believe that life is much like the ocean. Sometimes you catch a wave and ride it out to the end. Other times you wipe out and get your ass fed to you. How you deal with each scenario shows your true character. I believe that you should never, ever turn your back on the surf.
I believe that the world would be a better place if everyone learned how to play a musical instrument and at least a rudimentary ability to communicate in a foreign language.
Tengo gusto de jugar el piano.
I believe that there are certain skills that everyone should have. Everyone should know how to swim, ride a bike, drive a stick shift, and perform basic first aid.
I believe that humans are highly evolved animals and that although we are not alone in the universe because of the vastness of space and constraints of the laws of physics we might as well be.
I believe that death is a natural part of life and that the best you can hope for is the leave this world just a little bit better than you found it.
I believe that more should be done to ease both mental and physical human suffering.
I believe that everyone makes mistakes and that too much time and energy goes into assigning blame instead of looking for solutions.
I believe that fear of failure keeps most people from achieving something great.
I believe that everyone needs to regularly participate in at least one activity at which they excel and also one activity in which they do not excel in order to maintain an healthy sense of balance.
I am good at karate. I have never broken 100 bowling and even though I understand vector addition better than any of my friends, I may possibly be the worst pool player of Irish descent ever to have picked up a cue.
I believe in living in the moment because life is too short to wish it all away.
I do not believe in a higher power, but I do believe that what goes around comes around and that through hard work, dedication, and perseverance, everyone is capable of some level of greatness.
**Well, I believe in the soul, the cock, the pussy, the small of a woman's back, the hanging curve ball, high fiber, good scotch, that the novels of Susan Sontag are self-indulgent, overrated crap. I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone. I believe there ought to be a constitutional amendment outlawing Astroturf and the designated hitter. I believe in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve and I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days.** Bull Durham
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Submitted by moneyshotforyou (user info) at 2005-09-18 11:24:10 EDT (#)
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I'm leaving Loki=auto+2
Submitted by jimbo (user info) at 2005-06-24 09:40:33 EDT (#)
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Uh, "post", not "port".
Submitted by jimbo (user info) at 2005-06-24 09:39:43 EDT (#)
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I just found this on Ed Roman's Website - he's an asshole guitar salesman in Las Vegas (I'm a bit of a guitar nut) but I like the quote:
People are illogical, unreasonable, and self-centered...Love them anyway.
If you do good, people will accuse you of selfish ulterior motives...Do good anyway.
If you are successful, you win false friends and true enemies...Succeed anyway.
The good you do today will be forgotten tomorrow...Do good anyway.
Honesty & frankness make you vulnerable...Be honest & frank anyway.
The biggest ideas can be shot down by the smallest minds...Think big anyway.
People favor underdogs but only follow top dogs...Fight for the underdogs anyway.
What you spend years building may be destroyed overnight...Build anyway.
People who really need help may attack you if you try...Help people anyway.
Give the world the best you have and you'll get kicked in the teeth...Give the world the best you have anyway.
I didn't think the quote was a base for an entire port, so I'll put it here for you.
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2005-04-14 13:47:52 EDT (#)
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I think he was maybe the first sci/fi author I read. Then I got into Orson Scott Card, Larry Niven, and Frank Herbert.
Submitted by jimbo (user info) at 2005-04-13 14:37:09 EDT (#)
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Well done. Heinlein is one of my favorite "old school" SF authors.
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2005-04-13 10:13:49 EDT (#)
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Lazarus Long?
Submitted by jimbo (user info) at 2005-04-12 16:37:42 EDT (#)
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This quote is stolen (the more astute SF readers out there will probably recognize it), but I believe in it wholeheartedly:
"[I believe] a human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, conn a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly. Specialization is for insects."
Do I win?
Submitted by DerivableZero (user info) at 2005-04-12 15:25:30 EDT (#)
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So, you were the one that started it. I came in right as it was finishing, I believe.
Good show. :)
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-04-10 10:20:06 EDT (#)
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When I was young and full of grace
and spirited a rattlesnake.
When I was young and fever fell
My spirit I will not tell
You're on your honor not to tell
I believe in coyotes and time as an abstract
Explain the change the difference between
What you want and what you need there's the key
Your adventure for today what do you do
Between the horns of the day?
I believe my shirt is wearing thin
And change is what I believe in
When I was young and give and take
And foolish said my fool awake
When I was young and fever fell
My spirit, I will not tell
You're on your honor, on your honor
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2005-04-08 13:02:27 EDT (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/63786
Thank you for starting this.
Submitted by The_Fan (user info) at 2005-04-08 10:04:12 EDT (#)
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Ever the contrarian, here is my entry:
http://www.ubersite.com/m/63777
p.s. loki, the Canadian currency has risen dramatically in the past year and a half due to foreign demand for Canadian commodities, coupled with a diversion from the traditional tendancy for the CAD to track the US dollar. However this rise has had a material negative impact on Canadian manufacturers, particularly those which export soley to the US, such as the southern Ontario auto-part producers. As those firms run into financial diffiuculty (and they are as we speak), there will be strong political pressue to raise interest rate or take other measures to reduce the strength of the Canadian dollar. The Onterio auto sector is a huge employer and both the left (unions) and right (business) have a vested interest in its success. I would not expect the Canadian dollar to continue rising.
At least that's what I overheard some guy say while I was clearing his table at Denny's. By the way, the Home Run Breakfast Slam is on special right now.
Time to take my Ritalen.
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2005-04-08 09:04:28 EDT (#)
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I wish the US would invade an annex Canada because then I wouldn't have to deal with all of this currency conversion. If anyone is curious, the closing spot rate as of 3/31/05 was 1.2120.
ps. I believe that vergedor gets up way too early.
Submitted by vergedor (user info) at 2005-04-08 06:28:33 EDT (#)
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I believe that behind every great fortune is a great crime.
I believe you "train" people to react to you the way they do.
I believe success is getting up one more time.
I believe that we only forgive children and the retarded for telling us the truth about ourselves, others with the same audacity will somehow pay for this.
I believe that whatever we believe, it becomes real for us.
I believe that you have to create a meaning for your life until your first child is born, then the meaning of his/her life become more important.
recipe to stay a victim for life: I believe it's all "their" fault.
recipe to be free forever: I believe that I am responsible for what happens to me.
I believe that the current Canadian governement is illegal because the liberal party used tax money to finance its campaigns and buy votes.
I believe that Canadians are under the rule of a soft dictatorship of corruption and that G.W.Bush should invade Canada and occupy it until we have new elections, with new parties that will not accept politicians of the current and past liberal administrations.
Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2005-04-08 03:53:56 EDT (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/63761
There's mine.
Submitted by YELLOW-MAN (user info) at 2005-04-07 22:44:50 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Galgos27 (user info) at 2005-04-07 22:36:30 EDT (#)
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Neo : Because I believe in something.
Trinity : What?
Neo : I believe I can bring him back...
He stars to wire himself up. So does Trinity.
Neo : What are you doing?!
Trinity : I'm going with you.
Neo : _No_, you're not!
Trinity turns to face him.
Trinity : _NO_? Let me tell you what _I_ believe. I believe Morpheus
means more to me than he does to you. I believe that if you are
really serious about saving him, you are going to need _my_
help. And since I _am_ the ranking officer on this ship, _if_
you don't like it, I believe you can go to hell. Because you're
not going anywhere else. Tank? Load us up.
Submitted by JohnGalt (user info) at 2005-04-07 21:56:15 EDT (#)
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I believe in hitworing.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/63772
I believe when I scroll down, I'll find that I wasn't the first person to come up with that idea.
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2005-04-07 21:11:26 EDT (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/message_get.cgi?message=1112920340876229603
got too long.
Submitted by nitty34 (user info) at 2005-04-07 17:30:51 EDT (#)
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#1 'I believe' = Bull Durham
#2 =
I don't believe in superstars,
Organic food and foreign cars.
I don't believe the price of gold;
The certainty of growing old.
That right is right and left is wrong,
That north and south can't get along.
That east is east and west is west.
And being first is always best.
But I believe in love.
I believe in babies.
I believe in Mom and Dad.
And I believe in you.
Well, I don't believe that heaven waits,
For only those who congregate.
I like to think of God as love:
He's down below, He's up above.
He's watching people everywhere.
He knows who does and doesn't care.
And I'm an ordinary man,
Sometimes I wonder who I am.
But I believe in love.
I believe in music.
I believe in magic.
And I believe in you.
Well, I know with all my certainty,
What's going on with you and me,
Is a good thing.
It's true, I believe in you.
I don't believe virginity,
Is as common as it used to be.
In working days and sleeping nights,
That black is black and white is white.
That Superman and Robin Hood,
Are still alive in Hollywood.
That gasoline's in short supply,
The rising cost of getting by.
But I believe in love.
I believe in old folks.
I believe in children.
I believe in you.
But I believe in love.
I believe in babies.
I believe in Mom and Dad.
And I believe in you.
Submitted by SweetBaise (user info) at 2005-04-07 17:12:58 EDT (#)
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i believe UNC is the best college in the US...+2 for the picture
Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2005-04-07 14:58:49 EDT (#)
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i believe that with identification comes destruction
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2005-04-07 12:30:10 EDT (#)
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Religion is catching hell on this post.
wait that was a pun - kind of
I'm confused by this one
"I believe that to have genius, every society must have it's criminals."
At first I thought you were getting at a no light without dark kind of thing, but then genius is not exactly the opposite of criminal. In fact, oddly enough they are often the same thing. Is that what you were getting at?
this is fun
Submitted by Adereterial (user info) at 2005-04-07 11:57:18 EDT (#)
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This I believe.
I believe there is something more to life than the mundane.
I believe we can and should learn the lessons history has to teach us.
I believe an individual can make a difference.
I believe in free will, self determination and the unassailable right of every man, woman and child to shape their own present and future.
I believe everyone should have the right to speak freely, without fear of consequence.
I believe healthcare should be free for everyone, regardless of their ability to pay.
I believe that humankind is not the only intelligent species in this universe.
I believe that a friendship is the greatest thing you will ever lose.
I believe those living purely to acquire wealth are missing the point.
I believe the hardest thing to recover is a trust you have lost.
I believe everyone should have the chance to follow their dreams, and the support required to help them get there.
I believe that respect should be earned, not accorded as a result of age, experience, or rank.
I believe the state should support those unable to support themselves, but that everyone who can work, should.
I believe the private lives of individuals are sacred, and should not be regulated, unless they impinge on others.
I believe everyone has a prejudice against something, right or wrong.
I believe education is a right, not a privilege, or a commodity.
I believe Religion does more harm than good.
I believe voting is a duty, not a privilege to be frittered away.
I believe a life without music is a life half lived.
I believe that to have genius, every society must have it's criminals.
I believe in the power of time to heal most hurts.
I believe that to truly love someone, you must let go of a little part of yourself.
I believe that morality does not require religious faith, and that religious faith does not imply morality.
Submitted by Smoothe (user info) at 2005-04-07 10:30:03 EDT (#)
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thaks Loki for the comments on my beliefs. Have another plus 2.
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2005-04-07 09:13:26 EDT (#)
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I heard about the google thing on NPR yesterday and checked it out. I've seen things like this before, but I forgot the site. I think it was the one that google bought out. I zoomed in on my house and sure enough, my dogs had some poor creature treed again. Kidding, the resolution wasn't all that great.
It is an interesting comparison to call the US a child actor, clever really and sadly accurate.
I've also been mulling over the idea that Buddhists, writers, and artists see the world more accurately than the rest of us poor schlubs. That may be true. Not that I could by any stretch call myself an artist, but when I first started drawing I realize that I was looking at things differently and noticing things that I had never really seen before. It was quite mind expanding.
Submitted by Wazza (user info) at 2005-04-07 04:26:35 EDT (#)
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I believe in ......."what the hell man when they are coming at you, means they want somthin,
more better you look after them and care for them than they get out on the street uh?"
There is a great need in our world to day to care and look after others that are not as fortunate as some.
That is what i believe. After all that is what love is all about!
We need more love in the world. Voila.
Submitted by Or_ (user info) at 2005-04-07 03:47:02 EDT (#)
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I believe in poor attempts at clever comments to supplement +2s for deserving posts.
Submitted by lojope (user info) at 2005-04-06 22:19:54 EDT (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/63672
Submitted by JohnGalt (user info) at 2005-04-06 20:10:53 EDT (#)
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I believe that the mention of Bull Durham has made me miss Mitch's.
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2005-04-06 19:53:49 EDT (#)
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I'll have to add this to the list of things to write.
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-04-06 19:51:13 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2005-04-06 18:27:13 (#)
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Loki - didn't know if you'd seen this already . . .
Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2005-04-06 17:15:12 (#)
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Hey Look! I can see my house from here!
And Loki thought that G-Mail accounts had scary Big-Brother overtones.
Now Google is spying on you from space.
http://maps.google.com/
Find your house, then click on the "Satelite" function.
-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-
Whoa dear fucking jesus that's awesome.
Submitted by peckerhead (user info) at 2005-04-06 19:36:39 EDT (#)
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I may or may not take up this challenge. In the meantime, it's like John said:
"Just don't hurt people." (a variation of the golden rule)
Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2005-04-06 18:27:13 EDT (#)
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Loki - didn't know if you'd seen this already . . .
Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2005-04-06 17:15:12 (#)
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Hey Look! I can see my house from here!
And Loki thought that G-Mail accounts had scary Big-Brother overtones.
Now Google is spying on you from space.
http://maps.google.com/
Find your house, then click on the "Satelite" function.
Submitted by Gnome (user info) at 2005-04-06 16:36:24 EDT (#)
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lovely post.
with some good replies too.
but, like appolo, i can't bring myself to bandwagon.
Submitted by wookie (user info) at 2005-04-06 16:20:32 EDT (#)
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Awwwwww shucks...
(blushing)
I'm currently splitting my time between NY, MD, and DC.
But you'll have to fight my wife in a no-holds-barred-in-your-underpants-cage-match-to-the-death for matrimonial rights.
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-04-06 16:13:14 EDT (#)
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wookie,
where do you live and when can we get married?
Love,
Munkey
Submitted by wookie (user info) at 2005-04-06 16:04:36 EDT (#)
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What an awesome post...
I believe that the world that we experience as our "waking reality" is not the world as it exists; it is merely a construct of our senses and minds.
But, I believe we must act in this world as if it was real, because that is how we experience it.
I believe that the only things that divide us as humans are our upbringings and developmental environments, and man-made labels.
I believe that a person who has learned to accept and embrace old-age and death is fundamentally happier than one who has not.
I believe that true peace and contentment are found within the confines of one's mind, not in a church, nor a holy book, nor another person, nor anywhere else.
I believe the absence or presence of a Supreme Being, God, or any other deity is irrelevant to living a good, just, and spiritually fulfilling life.
I believe compassion and wisdom are the two most important attributes a person can possess, and both can be cultivated at any stage in one's life.
I believe suffering is part of the human condition, but that it can be transcended.
I believe in the power of positive thinking and in the self-fulfilling prophecy.
I believe that "there but for the grace of God go I."
I believe killing is wrong.
I believe in sharing.
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-04-06 15:34:59 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Smoothe (user info) at 2005-04-06 14:13:02 (#)
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I like this person's review. see below. I ain't copyin & pastin the whole damn thing.
Submitted by DavyJones (user info) at 2005-04-06 15:27:54 EDT (#)
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I believe mandatory miliatary servitude is fucking stupid.
Submitted by SiskelandFatboy (user info) at 2005-04-06 15:01:21 EDT (#)
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I believe that my black Lab enjoys the taste of my furniture and my arms more than her food. Possibly even more than a medium rare steak.
Submitted by thecaes (user info) at 2005-04-06 14:44:28 EDT (#)
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Nice post. You covered a lot of the things I would put up there, so I wont' bother...
...except I believe you give humanity way more credit than I do.
Submitted by Smoothe (user info) at 2005-04-06 14:13:02 EDT (#)
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I believe that sense of power is a state of mind and can be manipulated by each and every human on the planet if they truly believed in something, anything.
I believe that music is the highest and most accurate form of communication we know, or may ever know.
I believe that respect is the mightiest tool we can use. Respect for self, respect for the planet, respect for others.
I believe that we will run out of oil in 40 or so years and I will be celebrating that day with all of my heart. Until then, SUV's for everyone!
I believe that no one can see the world as it is with the exception of buddhists, writers, and artists (including musicians).
I believe that Catholocism is the biggest and longest running scam our planet has ever been suckered by.
I believe that god is within all of us and we cannot blame or thank the eye in the sky for anything we have accomplished by our own means.
I believe America has fallen off track, and in many ways resembles the life of a childhood actor. We are now in the coked up, heroin shooting, drunken rage having stage of the actors life.
I believe we have the power to change anything.
Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2005-04-06 13:24:28 EDT (#)
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I believe i have to take a dump. Damn burritos.
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-04-06 13:23:40 EDT (#)
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I believe in miracles
what is wrong you sexy thing?
seriously. I have been sitting here pondering the question for 10 minutes
and I am stumped. That's awful.
Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2005-04-06 13:08:40 EDT (#)
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"I may possibly be the worst pool player of Irish descent ever to have picked up a cue."
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I'll bet I could give you a run for your money. It would be like the special olympics of suck if we played.
Submitted by proofofpurchase (user info) at 2005-04-06 12:22:10 EDT (#)
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I believe that I feel like writing something that makes sense today...
I believe everyone should know the power of receiving unconditional love and giving unconditional love with at least one person in their lifetime.
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2005-04-06 12:00:40 EDT (#)
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I also believe that chocolate and coffee are fabulous together.
but apparently, I do not believe in proper punctuation, specifically, the comma
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-04-06 11:49:40 EDT (#)
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I believe you did not quite get the results you expected
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-04-06 11:39:07 EDT (#)
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Ich spiele die Kontrabass, die Guitarre, die Klavier, und ein kleines Clarinet.
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2005-04-06 11:30:26 EDT (#)
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This is a great topic I could go on forever with this.
You hit the nail on the head with the higher power thing.
I believe everyone should have to take a Defensive Driving Course.
I believe that like many other countries Americans should have to serve a minimum 2 years in the Armed Services after high school or at some point before they are 25.
Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2005-04-06 11:17:20 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Feebleattempt (user info) at 2005-04-06 11:11:55 (#)
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Great Idea. Hope this catches on!
________________________
I BELIEVE this will catch on, didnt you read the post?
GOSH, FRIGGIN IDIOT
Submitted by Bigmike (user info) at 2005-04-06 11:16:57 EDT (#)
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I think this is a wonderful idea, but I won't create a post about it because bandwagoning isn't my style.
I believe that, given a chance, all children should go to bed full and happy.
I believe the river card will kill you every time.
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2005-04-06 11:16:03 EDT (#)
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Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-04-06 10:57:33 (#)
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I believe I can fly.
I beleive I can touch the sky.
Think about it every night and day.
Grab my crotch and rub away.
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I believe that it's sore,
It's all thanks to that slutty whore,
I believe it'll dry..
Either that or i'll cry..
Cut my wang off and die...
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2005-04-06 11:14:35 EDT (#)
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I believe it is butter.
Submitted by Feebleattempt (user info) at 2005-04-06 11:11:55 EDT (#)
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Great Idea. Hope this catches on!
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-04-06 11:07:08 EDT (#)
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I believe that green tea farts smell deadly for I am curently doused with my own methane.
Submitted by ess-arr (user info) at 2005-04-06 11:03:28 EDT (#)
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I believe that communism just needs another chance...
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-04-06 11:00:48 EDT (#)
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Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-04-06 10:57:33 (#)
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I believe I can fly.
I beleive I can touch the sky.
Think about it every night and day.
Grab my crotch and rub away.
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Plus a million.
Submitted by MichaelJackson (user info) at 2005-04-06 10:59:55 EDT (#)
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Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-04-06 10:57:33 (#)
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I believe I can fly.
I beleive I can touch the sky.
Think about it every night and day.
Grab my crotch and rub away.
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Shamone!
Submitted by EbolaMay (user info) at 2005-04-06 10:58:42 EDT (#)
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I believe Rambo would suck his thumb while I fucked him in the ass.
Submitted by jumpinjellyfish (user info) at 2005-04-06 10:57:55 EDT (#)
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Automatic +2 for "Bull Durham"
I really like this one: "I do not believe in a higher power, but I do believe that what goes around comes around and that through hard work, dedication, and perseverance, everyone is capable of some level of greatness."
I'll have to think on mine for awhile...I think you used all the good ones!
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-04-06 10:57:33 EDT (#)
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I believe I can fly.
I beleive I can touch the sky.
Think about it every night and day.
Grab my crotch and rub away.
Submitted by freebie (user info) at 2005-04-06 10:57:26 EDT (#)
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I believe most people are bastard coated bastards with bastard filling. (Sorry, just had to use that
line from some tv show I saw last night)
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2005-04-06 10:56:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I believe my left hand is trying to manufacture weapons of mass destruction
Submitted by William_Q_Percy (user info) at 2005-04-06 10:54:27 EDT (#)
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I believe that Loki is actually a small woodland animal who has taught itself to read and write.