I'm gonna eat you up, Snackwich. (926 hits)
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Submitted by EbolaMay (View user info) at 2005-04-06 11:20:47 EDT
Ahhhhh yes. I can forsee your deliciousness. I can hear the hum of the microwave as your chemicals warm up, in order to satisfy the knawing in my belly.
Yes, dear sausage biscuit Snackwich, I'm going to devour you with a heartiness that would make Mohammad Ali cry like a little bitch having her first period.
Bob Evans, you are DA Bomb. Just, DA BOMB. Who would have ever dreamed? A sausage patty. Two flour dough buns. Freeze em' up. Nuke em'. What do you get?
A SNACKWICH. Goddamned mutherfucking brilliant, that is.
JenJen, you interuppted me darling. So it ends here. But I'm looking forward to that Crunchie, love.
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Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-06-09 19:03:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Who are you?
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-05-23 13:11:08 EDT (#)
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How the hell did this get someone banned?
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-05-03 13:05:45 EDT (#)
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EbolaMay is my homeboy. I'm sad that he got banned. This world is filled with injustice.
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2005-05-03 06:49:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Holy fuck! All my life I've grown up with snackwiches, but not with a capital S. We take two slices bread, put in some illing, usually cheese, maybe chicken mayo, butter the outsides and put it in a rectangular press that gets really hot, and toasts the outside of the sandwich and melts the inside, amking for golden-brown toasted sarmie snackwich goodness...
This 'inna-box' stuff is new to me.
Submitted by okokididitbutiwasdrunk (user info) at 2005-04-07 00:33:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
snackwich. This is my new favorite word. I will say this 2,000 times a day. If I had a girlfriend, this would be my pet name for her. I really really like this. I would marry snackwich and live happily forever and ever and ever and ever and ever. snackwich. It just rolls off the tongue. I want to whisper it, I want to scream it, I want to have sex with it. Snackwich, I love you. I FUCKING LOVE YOU SNACKWICH!
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2005-04-06 20:47:41 EDT (#)
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Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-04-06 13:47:47 (#)
Ranking: 1
Snackwich's are made of people!
peeeeoplllllle!
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Get your hands off me you damned dirty Snackwich!!!
Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2005-04-06 16:22:12 EDT (#)
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Submitted by domenad (user info) at 2005-04-06 13:53:38 (#)
Ranking: 2
Snackwiches are made up of 50-60% of things that are not food.
They are delicious though.
Submitted by domenad (user info) at 2005-04-06 13:53:38 EDT (#)
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Snackwiches are made up of 50-60% of things that are not food.
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-04-06 13:47:47 EDT (#)
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Snackwich's are made of people!
peeeeoplllllle!
Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2005-04-06 12:45:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
tasty
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-04-06 12:20:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Careful with them things, they'll kill you. Just ask Elvis.
Submitted by Dead_0hi0_Sky (user info) at 2005-04-06 12:04:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
....!ORGASM!....
courtesy of Bob Evans.
Submitted by BillsSBChamps (user info) at 2005-04-06 11:56:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/58989 Here have a present.
Submitted by EbolaMay (user info) at 2005-04-06 11:53:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Oh, sure. Make it about butt-sex. I knew you were a fag. Fag.
Submitted by BillsSBChamps (user info) at 2005-04-06 11:50:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Sorry I forgot the -2.
Submitted by BillsSBChamps (user info) at 2005-04-06 11:50:30 EDT (#)
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No you get anally impaled by zoidberg.
Submitted by EbolaMay (user info) at 2005-04-06 11:48:19 EDT (#)
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Hey, we all need a title. I like that. I am EbolaMay, Biggest Fuckhead. Sweet. Do I get a big hat like the one the Pope wears? Er....wore.....
Submitted by BillsSBChamps (user info) at 2005-04-06 11:44:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I really think you are the biggest fuckhead on this place.
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2005-04-06 11:41:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm going to interpret my stomach growling as it's way of telling me to give you a +2 or prepare to have it's acids run rampant and eat alive my body. Better safe than sorry.
Submitted by EbolaMay (user info) at 2005-04-06 11:33:40 EDT (#)
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Thanks, fag.
Submitted by BillsSBChamps (user info) at 2005-04-06 11:32:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Good post, tard.
Submitted by freebie (user info) at 2005-04-06 11:30:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
And it's large. I like random goodness.