weird people at qwick mart (667 hits)
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Submitted by iltowi (View user info) at 2005-04-06 14:43:08 EDT
I stoped at a qwick mart on my way to work last night. I had to work a long shift and needed some food.
I grabbed a soda some frozen lasagna etc...
When i went to pay for my food there were these two arabic guys standing behind the counter speaking in arabic. i gave them my credit card and one of the men tried to run it through the credit card machine. The machine was behind the bulletproof glass with the men and the cash register.
My card didn't register, so the man asked me if i had another card. I did not. He then wrapped a plastic bag around my card and tried to swipe it like that. Of course it didn't work.
I was thinking to myself that this is probably why the machine doesn't work right.
Next he calls over his buddy. still in arabic. The guy walks over and takes my credit card in his hand. he takes it out of the plastic wrap, puts it up to his mouth and licks it.
It works. the card registers. He then says in arabic to his buddy what could only be "see, works every time." Then i watch in slow mothion as he hands it back to me. i had to take it. it's my bank card.
I'm not shopping there anymore.
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Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2005-04-07 04:39:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
No Comment
Submitted by Saxon (user info) at 2005-04-07 02:34:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 for
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2005-04-06 14:44:34 (#)
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You should have then put it back in your asscrack.
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You rock Bob that cracked me up big time.
Submitted by mxc_jwebber (user info) at 2005-04-06 17:38:11 EDT (#)
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Wow... Arabs have magical saliva? In that case I'll get one of them burka-clad bitches to gimme a hummer so I can start selling golden jizz.
Submitted by EAZEDZT (user info) at 2005-04-06 17:28:58 EDT (#)
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Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-04-06 15:26:39 (#)
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What you _should_ have done was to take the card, hold it up and lick it seductively while winking at yon Arabs, then sashayed gaily away, wiggling your butt. THAT would have made him puke up his couscous!-
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHHAHAAAAAHHAHA!!
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2005-04-06 17:27:45 EDT (#)
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ew ew ew ew
Submitted by Howie_Felter (user info) at 2005-04-06 16:40:25 EDT (#)
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Short and to the point but not really that great a story. You seemed to just take it, no real reaction.
Submitted by NocternalDragon (user info) at 2005-04-06 15:46:11 EDT (#)
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Actually the plastic bag trick worked for me all the time when i was in retail, but thats still sick what ever happened to typing the numbers in on the keypad?
Submitted by Yes (user info) at 2005-04-06 15:31:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
... yeah.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-04-06 15:26:39 EDT (#)
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What you _should_ have done was to take the card, hold it up and lick it seductively while winking at yon Arabs, then sashayed gaily away, wiggling your butt. THAT would have made him puke up his couscous!-
Submitted by Chinaski (user info) at 2005-04-06 15:24:25 EDT (#)
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Submitted by nrduncan (user info) at 2005-04-06 15:07:12 (#)
Ranking: 2
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Submitted by congo (user info) at 2005-04-06 15:04:06 (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 for...
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Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2005-04-06 14:44:34 (#)
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You should have then put it back in your asscrack.
Submitted by ljcsponger87 (user info) at 2005-04-06 15:14:16 EDT (#)
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I havent had anything weird happen with the people that work in 7-11's/similar stores, but other patrons are always weird. Yesterday a guy who looked pretty normal (dress shirt and slacks, i assumed he was normal at least) walked in a lit a cig up, most people know you cant do that, and if you didnt already, the signs say so. The guy at the counter yells at him and tells him to leave, and then the guy stood there for like 20 seconds (im waiting for something bad to happen, it was just too long of a pause), then the guy just turns to me and says "he better then smoking weed right?" and stands there for another long pause before walking away.
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-04-06 15:07:21 EDT (#)
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what adam said
Submitted by nrduncan (user info) at 2005-04-06 15:07:12 EDT (#)
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Submitted by congo (user info) at 2005-04-06 15:04:06 (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 for...
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Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2005-04-06 14:44:34 (#)
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You should have then put it back in your asscrack.
Submitted by congo (user info) at 2005-04-06 15:04:06 EDT (#)
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+2 for...
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2005-04-06 14:44:34 (#)
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You should have then put it back in your asscrack.
Submitted by AwesomeJohnson (user info) at 2005-04-06 15:03:08 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2005-04-06 14:47:53 (#)
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You do realize he had a magnetic card reader in his mouth, and he just stole your identity. So next week when they blow up Kansas and the FBI tracks you down and your standing at the end of a drain pipe and tommy lee jones is like "freeze" you're toatlly going to regret buying lasangna from a quick mart
I...............Didn't .............. kill. my....wife!
Submitted by matnotharry (user info) at 2005-04-06 15:02:06 EDT (#)
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i served a guy last week who had a mole/wart/growth on his face.
it had about 5 hairs growing from it.
the hair was at least an inch and half long.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-04-06 14:58:11 EDT (#)
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Who gives a fuck? I'm sure if it was a white guy who did it you wouldn't care. I hope that the long arm of justice reaches out and infects you with some hideous disease in retribution for your obvious bigotry!
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2005-04-06 14:51:41 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2005-04-06 14:47:53 (#)
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You do realize he had a magnetic card reader in his mouth, and he just stole your identity. So next week when they blow up Kansas and the FBI tracks you down and your standing at the end of a drain pipe and tommy lee jones is like "freeze" you're toatlly going to regret buying lasangna from a quick mart
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This comment deserves a plus two.
I have seen that bag trick work a lot, no idea why though.
Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2005-04-06 14:49:49 EDT (#)
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what bob and adam said, im too fuckin lazy to cut and paste
Submitted by MrWillard (user info) at 2005-04-06 14:48:31 EDT (#)
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You should have declared jihad and spit in his face.
Fucking Camel Jockeys
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2005-04-06 14:47:53 EDT (#)
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You do realize he had a magnetic card reader in his mouth, and he just stole your identity. So next week when they blow up Kansas and the FBI tracks you down and your standing at the end of a drain pipe and tommy lee jones is like "freeze" you're toatlly going to regret buying lasangna from a quick mart
Submitted by BillsSBChamps (user info) at 2005-04-06 14:45:09 EDT (#)
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And then...........
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2005-04-06 14:44:34 EDT (#)
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You should have then put it back in your asscrack.