Name yourself? (1662 hits)
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Submitted by Dot <SammieQ.at.aol.com> (View user info) at 2003-04-14 16:02:40 EDT
I was just talking to my friend, and somehow we got on a subject where he felt the need to tell
me that he has named his penis "Major Winkie." I must be completely out of the loop because it
seems that other friends of mine have named their body parts as well and it's really strange to me.
Anyone else got names for their "Major Winkies"..etc?
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Submitted by natsthename (user info) at 2003-10-02 06:55:44 EDT (#)
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I don't have a winkie, but there is one in my house named "Hector Atlas Longfellow." Kinda wordy, but we love it.
Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2003-10-02 06:46:29 EDT (#)
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Belle: hahhaa too true..
Ok, where's the major egotists? Someone out there you *know* named theirs "Jesus" because someone got poked with it one time and said "Oh my god!"
(grin)
Submitted by Bellebrown (user info) at 2003-10-02 06:32:18 EDT (#)
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Aww the cute names that people give their own body parts... I dont have names for any of my bits.
My boyfriend decided my breasts were too big to be titties so he calls them norgs. *shrugs*
I personally like to call them manipulation tools, as I find they often get me what I want.
Submitted by SoxSexSax (user info) at 2003-10-02 06:20:17 EDT (#)
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Little Russ.
Submitted by tartpumper (user info) at 2003-10-02 06:01:46 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by tuesdaydelay (user info) at 2003-09-07 07:51:43 EDT (#)
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Pubert.
Submitted by SoCalCasinova (user info) at 2003-09-07 07:12:05 EDT (#)
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One eyed pocket python 8==================================================================D
Submitted by Jimmy23 (user info) at 2003-09-06 19:32:09 EDT (#)
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i named my ex's breasts Leroy and Roger. Left and right? She didn't find it as funny as I did though. She also didn't find it funny when I offered to play with Leroy And Roger in school. I think that was a funny part in my life.
Mine? I call it. Damn it! Work! IT ISN"T THAT HARD. Look, here's a finger, I'll demostrate.
Thats about it.
Submitted by Cicciro (user info) at 2003-09-06 19:27:26 EDT (#)
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"The Uncontrolable One"
or
"The Inactive Bastard"
Submitted by Illicit_Joe (user info) at 2003-09-06 18:26:40 EDT (#)
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I actually forget. I change it often.
Ha at Ess2s2, dick.
Submitted by ess2s2 (user info) at 2003-09-06 18:15:03 EDT (#)
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Richard.
Submitted by El_Guapo (user info) at 2003-06-23 14:01:31 EDT (#)
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MASTER
Submitted by Goldneyes (user info) at 2003-06-23 13:59:14 EDT (#)
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The girls
the twins
double trouble
ummmm, i think thats all I've got for names now
Submitted by Manfre (user info) at 2003-06-23 13:47:12 EDT (#)
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Raoul...
Submitted by Otter (user info) at 2003-04-16 02:53:50 EDT (#)
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Most fems I know just name their lung lumps "The Girls."
Submitted by Titinita (user info) at 2003-04-15 19:27:16 EDT (#)
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Or what about her pink bits, huh??
Submitted by dot (user info) at 2003-04-15 19:17:16 EDT (#)
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is it just penises? or do women/fat men name their tits too?
Submitted by Beer_bong (user info) at 2003-04-15 18:34:20 EDT (#)
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I think the coolest names are:
Timex : Takes a lickin and keeps on tickin!
Secret: Strong enough for a man, made for a woman.
Ford: Have you driven a Ford lately?
Submitted by oddzandendz (user info) at 2003-04-15 17:55:35 EDT (#)
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in kindergarten my girlfriends name was karen......hahaha......say no more
Submitted by lowsodiummonkey (user info) at 2003-04-15 09:56:50 EDT (#)
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Moses is more appropiate.
Partin' the Red Sea.
Submitted by tartpumper (user info) at 2003-04-15 09:40:36 EDT (#)
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Jesus
Submitted by lowsodiummonkey (user info) at 2003-04-15 09:24:55 EDT (#)
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"The General" that is..
Submitted by lowsodiummonkey (user info) at 2003-04-15 09:24:17 EDT (#)
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definitely from The Man Show.
Submitted by drink_DDT (user info) at 2003-04-15 09:23:15 EDT (#)
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Japheto
Submitted by txyankee (user info) at 2003-04-15 09:14:36 EDT (#)
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"The General"
Submitted by lowsodiummonkey (user info) at 2003-04-15 08:45:36 EDT (#)
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PeopleAreStrange
Bacon Bits? That sounds insulting to me. Why didn't he just say it looked like a Steak'um Sandwich?
Submitted by Titinita (user info) at 2003-04-15 08:07:50 EDT (#)
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That got a chuckle out of me.
Submitted by Otter (user info) at 2003-04-15 02:22:09 EDT (#)
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Pilot.
Beacuse it goes into her cockpit.
Submitted by chipolatte <thecrazyflowerlady> at 2003-04-15 01:32:42 EDT (#)
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The Big Labowski
Submitted by Brioski (user info) at 2003-04-14 23:24:48 EDT (#)
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Thomas the tank engine... and friends
Submitted by Capm_Crunch (user info) at 2003-04-14 23:19:49 EDT (#)
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Brutus. Heh, heh. Et tu, Brute?
Submitted by TheMan (user info) at 2003-04-14 22:55:11 EDT (#)
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I don't have a name for it. No need to. Women have called it different things though.
One called it 'Wallstreet', because she said in the bedroom, I was 'All business'. I thought that was cool.
Ok, that was a lie. That's a joke I wrote which I try to work into things whenever there's an opportunity.
One woman did call it the "love monkey" whatever the hell that's supposed to mean.
I've always liked the name 'Thor' or 'The Punisher' though.
Submitted by poisonyourkids (user info) at 2003-04-14 22:26:47 EDT (#)
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Brutus...hahahaha....yeah Brutus.
Submitted by Titinita (user info) at 2003-04-14 21:51:14 EDT (#)
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"DuffMan is Thrusting in the direction of the problem."
"DuffMan can't breathe. Oohh Yeah!"
Submitted by Beer_bong (user info) at 2003-04-14 21:43:57 EDT (#)
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I call mine Duffman. OH YEAH!!!!
Submitted by dot (user info) at 2003-04-14 21:17:59 EDT (#)
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hitler?
Submitted by dasteve (user info) at 2003-04-14 20:18:56 EDT (#)
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Adolph
Submitted by Murphy1844 (user info) at 2003-04-14 19:50:34 EDT (#)
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Blanch.
Submitted by Hairsphincter (user info) at 2003-04-14 19:31:03 EDT (#)
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I have never named my dick. If I feel like talking to a dick, I come to ubersite.
Submitted by PeopleAreStrange (user info) at 2003-04-14 18:35:28 EDT (#)
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I've never named my genitalia but my partners have. My ex described my outer labia as 'bacon bits' !! and that kinda stuck as a name for the whole area.
My other half calls it my 'pog'.
Funny!
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2003-04-14 18:20:49 EDT (#)
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Excalibur!
Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2003-04-14 17:48:47 EDT (#)
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boys and their toys my goodness
Submitted by hendrixjrr (user info) at 2003-04-14 17:35:01 EDT (#)
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I call mine a brain and use it to think.
Submitted by lowsodiummonkey (user info) at 2003-04-14 17:22:58 EDT (#)
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Not mine, but one of the funniest I've heard.
Mr. Magoo and the Boys
Submitted by tpx187 (user info) at 2003-04-14 17:06:43 EDT (#)
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Big Bobbs Badass Ride. Or God.
Submitted by dot (user info) at 2003-04-14 16:42:01 EDT (#)
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oh was there something like this on the man show last night?
no, i really didnt see it, but maybe my friend did and that's why he
mentioned it
Submitted by HotDog (user info) at 2003-04-14 16:27:53 EDT (#)
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Sir fucksalot
Submitted by lowsodiummonkey (user info) at 2003-04-14 16:11:35 EDT (#)
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Partholon
hmmmm. That sounds like a good one.
Submitted by MassD (user info) at 2003-04-14 16:10:59 EDT (#)
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Thor's hammer
Submitted by Partholon (user info) at 2003-04-14 16:07:06 EDT (#)
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I've always thought this was kind of bizarre. I mean, I really like my penis and all, but to give it a name? Does that mean he talks to it, too? Would his pickup line be "Would you like to meet my friend, Major Winkie?"
It's funny, but I've always kind of thought it was something that only happened in sitcoms or movies. I've watched A LOT of porn in my life--gay, straight, bi, and everything in between--and not once did any of the guys (or girls) refer to their penises by name.
Submitted by lowsodiummonkey (user info) at 2003-04-14 16:06:02 EDT (#)
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You were watching The Man Show last night. Were you not?
Thumper
Submitted by antluvdog (user info) at 2003-04-14 16:03:49 EDT (#)
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Mine is named "Lightning." I did not give it that name myself.