Xbox users - All you need to know about Doom3 (731 hits)
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Submitted by r1nce (View user info) at 2005-04-07 02:51:33 EDT
Hurray for people that don't own a computer. Now they can play a game that's already been beaten to death by those that do. I had one of these hapless "XBOX is teh r0x0r" ask me about the Soulcube today. I really had to scratch my head to even remember the damn thing, but here's how it went.
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It's pretty cool, but once you get it, the game is pretty close to over anyway.. That's when you replay it and you actually start with the damn thing...
Basically, when you kill five monsters (or civilians - but you won't see those when you first get it) it says "Use us" in a Gollum-like voice. Don't waste it on pissy little things like the spiders or the babies (which, BTW, are absolute CUNTS!). Wait for a bigger creature, or at least something with hit points. It'll take the HP of the creature(civilian) and give them to you.
Pretty handy in a big arse fire-fight.. But you won't get many of those towards the end either...
That.. and the end boss is pretty disappointing. It goes something like this...
Wall falls down, you walk through it. Then, you happen to notice the biggest set of balls hanging 3 feet above your head and you realise you've just walked under a CyberDemon. You piss your pants then take control. What happens is like this.. You run around in a big circle, easily avoiding all his crappy attempts to hurt you, and in the meantime, a bunch of piss-poor creatures that are jumping out of the pit at you... ONE at a time.. Oooh-err.. Mummy, I need help. They just keep waiting for me to kill them single-file. So after you've killed 5 of the piss weak monsters, you throw the soul-cube at the big (pussy) baddy. Rinse. Repeat until his leg comes off at the knee and he falls over.
Get treated to pointless end cut-scene that doesn't tie up ANY goddamn loose ends to the story line that you've made throughout the game.
Bah!
I used to think id were gods... But they sold out after Quake. =/
User Reviews
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2006-02-01 16:33:32 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
sounds like that game is almost as bad as this post.
shouldn't you be doing homework or something?
Submitted by Quint (user info) at 2006-02-01 16:26:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-04-07 20:12:44 (#)
Ranking: -2
Auto -2 for "video games".
Additional -2 on your NEXT post for lousy grammar and formatting.
And one more -2 on your NEXT, NEXT post for being a shitforbrains.
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Auto +2 for drawing such an awesomely harsh response for the man that secretly impregnanted your mother while the guy you call dad was away on business.
Submitted by fluff (user info) at 2006-02-01 16:18:54 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-04-07 20:12:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Auto -2 for "video games".
Additional -2 on your NEXT post for lousy grammar and formatting.
And one more -2 on your NEXT, NEXT post for being a shitforbrains.
Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2005-04-07 20:10:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
B@W
Submitted by shadowofthedivine (user info) at 2005-04-07 20:05:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
There's an easy way to tell whether an X-box user is a twat or not
ask them
'Do you like Halo?'
If you don't realise what my opinion of Halo is after this, congrats you're a moron!
Submitted by r1nce (user info) at 2005-04-07 19:55:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Yes... I see that perhaps I should list everything out, one step at a time, to clearly demonstrate that a; I have a computer, b; I played Doom3 on my pc the day it was released, c; 99% of Xbox user are morons and d; I like any ratings that aren't 0, because at least that way I know I've solicited a response.
Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2005-04-07 11:10:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Great reveiw fuck-loaf
Submitted by theshrew (user info) at 2005-04-07 10:18:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
im sure i did an id post once, about zombies and faster zombies and faster zombies with guns etc
Submitted by potatomanjack (user info) at 2005-04-07 10:11:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
So you're saying you sucked HOW many dicks?
Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2005-04-07 09:46:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I already know what Doom 3 is about, I read all the reviews LIKE 8 MONTHS AGO everone was writing about it for PC, so, in conclusion -2DIE
This wasnt even a good review of the game, why would you post it?
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2005-04-07 09:32:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Did it occur to you that this might not be the end?
OH LOOK, THERE'S AN EXPANSION PACK COMING OUT.
Moron.
Submitted by Electro (user info) at 2005-04-07 09:29:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
piss on you.
Doom 3 kicked ass on pc.
I can't wait to see what happens next...
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2005-04-07 09:22:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
htttp://www.lemonparty.com FREE TRIAL OF XBOX LIVE
Submitted by funk_boy (user info) at 2005-04-07 09:09:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
i prefer chess
Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2005-04-07 08:57:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
"Hurray for people that don't own a computer."
...as he/she types this post on a computer.
Submitted by Hadooken (user info) at 2005-04-07 08:09:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
i like it so far.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-04-07 07:30:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Everyone knows that as far as GAMEPLAY goes, id was done after Doom II. Yeah, Quake may have been prettier, but Doom II was the last decent game. Not that I'd expect some zit-faced little fuck to actually remember that game.
Submitted by ICO (user info) at 2005-04-07 07:21:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I always heard Choose us, but hey, that's just me. Oh, wait this ísn't gamefaqs. -2 Die.
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2005-04-07 05:25:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by r1nce (user info) at 2005-04-07 03:45:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by DJMattB241 (user info) at 2005-04-07 03:24:13 (#)
Ranking: -2
btw, how exactly does a game company SELL OUT?
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They kept chasing the almighty dollar by making games after they'd already achieved perfection. All they needed to do was keep making over the graphics periodically.
Why didn't I think of a sequel? I must be mucho-retarded to not have noticed that, especially after the "Good player, have a candy, now save several thousand dollars to buy your next computer by the time we release the next game or you won't be able to play it" ending they gave me in this game.
Thankyou for proving that stupid doesn't discriminate.
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-04-07 03:28:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
That still must be better than that god damn giant floating feotus thing at the end of Half-Life.
Submitted by DJMattB241 (user info) at 2005-04-07 03:24:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
didnt tie up any loose ends because... they were making a sequel?
idiot.
btw, how exactly does a game company SELL OUT?
Submitted by jack0173 (user info) at 2005-04-07 03:18:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Tom (user info) at 2005-04-07 03:12:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I admit, I use XBox but I'm on the patch right now. I admit it. I am addicted to XBox. It's just so easily accessed for stupid children such as myself. Oh if only our government would do something to keep XBox out of the hands of America's youth. Our war against XBox is failing.
I shed a tear.