This is not the greatest post in the wo-orld, this is a TRIBUTE (1278 hits)
Category: RomanceRating: 1.67 on 30 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by I'm watching you, Shlongy... (View user info) at 2005-04-07 12:35:42 EDT
O Shlongy, words cannot express how much I love your skinny golf-playing ass.
When you call someone a dipshit, my heart soars like a buzzard over the putrifying corpse of a buffalo.
I find your flame-wars sublime and musical, like the gentle strains of granddad's beer-farts.
Your nipples squirt single-malt scotch and your penis tastes like cupcakes.
I am but a concubine in your harem - use me as you will. And please let me in, it's freezing out here.
User Reviews
Submitted by dodahdave (user info) at 2005-04-21 02:41:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Maybe it's the beer talking, but you've got a but that just won't quit. they got these big pretzels here aso lxdv pesifen wsifn sdci FIVE DOLLARS?! Get outta here!
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-04-19 22:28:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i owe you one qour, 35 minutes, avd 18 seconds of +2w
Submitted by WookieSuave (user info) at 2005-04-13 15:31:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
A Tenacious D reference?!?!? +2+2
Submitted by mbstateside (user info) at 2005-04-08 12:57:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
T 'D' Rocks!
Oh and this post isn't bad either
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-04-08 12:31:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
That'll be 4 bucks, "daddy."
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-04-08 12:02:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
jeanneee- It looks like you might get some cyber action as a result of your infatuation with Shlongy.
You owe me. A hummer. Now.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-04-08 11:55:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Saxon (user info) at 2005-04-08 11:55:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Your a clever gal jeanneee im hoping you have AIM and would add me. celibatepistol is my AIM if you would like to chat some time.
Submitted by BillsSBChamps (user info) at 2005-04-07 17:07:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I was just fucking with ya.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-04-07 17:02:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm still trying to determine how she knows what my penis tastes like.
Was I awake during this?
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-04-07 16:54:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
find your flame-wars sublime and musical, like the gentle strains of granddad's beer-farts.
Your nipples squirt single-malt scotch and your penis tastes like cupcakes.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2005-04-07 16:15:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I did....
It rocks!!
Nuff said!
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-04-07 16:08:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I'll get to yours tomorrow, Brendan (one post per day rule). Don't get your panties in a bunch.
Submitted by BillsSBChamps (user info) at 2005-04-07 16:04:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Wheres mine.
Submitted by BedOfHog (user info) at 2005-04-07 15:58:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
A female at bay keeps shlongy away.
This is actually a good tribute. The poster is just fucking great. I'm surprised WTH didn't find it yet.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-04-07 15:03:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This is excellent.
There are well over 50 posts paying tribute to me, with the word "Shlongy" or "Schlongy" in them, not counting my own. Run a search...I just did.
And I can't even begin to calculate how many more WITHOUT the trademarked Shlongy name in them.
I'm leading the league. God, am I cool.
What would you dipshits "chat" about without me? Current events?
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-04-07 14:46:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This deserved so much more....
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2005-04-07 14:00:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!
Damn I love you, Jeanneee.
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2005-04-07 13:45:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Nice work, I just wish I knew what the fuck the poster said.
Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2005-04-07 13:40:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2005-04-07 13:23:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Um.....no.
Submitted by The_Yellow_Dart (user info) at 2005-04-07 13:16:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
No Comment
Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2005-04-07 13:15:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2005-04-07 13:01:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
This is the greatest and best song in the world... Tribute.
Long time ago me and my brother Kyle here,
we was hitchhikin' down a long and lonesome road.
All of a sudden, there shined a shiny demon... in the middle... of the road.
And he said:
"Play the best song in the world, or I'll eat your soul." (soul)
Well me and Kyle, we looked at each other,
and we each said... "Okay."
And we played the first thing that came to our heads,
Just so happened to be,
The Best Song in the World, it was The Best Song in the World.
Look into my eyes and it's easy to see
One and one make two, two and one make three,
It was destiny.
Once every hundred-thousand years or so,
When the sun doth shine and the moon doth glow
And the grass doth grow...
Needless to say, the beast was stunned.
Whip-crack went his schwumpy tail,
And the beast was done.
He asked us: "(snort) Be you angels?"
And we said, "Nay. We are but men."
Rock!
Ahhh, ahhh, ahhh-ah-ah,
Ohhh, whoah, ah-whoah-oh!
This is not The Greatest Song in the World, no.
This is just a tribute.
Couldn't remember The Greatest Song in the World, no, no.
This is a tribute, oh, to The Greatest Song in the World,
All right! It was The Greatest Song in the World,
All right! It was the best muthafuckin' song the greatest song in the world.
{2 part skat}
Part 1: Be, too guh gum be goo gee, goo goo Fli goo gih goo,
Part 1: guh fli goo guh goo, ba be uh guh goo be, uh goo
Part 1:guh be goo guh be, fli goo gee goo uh fli goh
Part 1:oo ma ma mi suh fay
part 2:: oh oh...oh...oh oh oh oh
And the peculiar thing is this my friends:
the song we sang on that fateful night it didn't actually sound
anything like this song.
This is just a tribute! You gotta believe me!
And I wish you were there! Just a matter of opinion.
Ah, fuck! Good God, God lovin',
So surprised to find you can't stop it.
God found it! Really I found the best muthafucka to run the show!
All right! All right!
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2005-04-07 12:44:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
hahahahah you're soooo whipped.
Submitted by rollerboognish (user info) at 2005-04-07 12:43:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Good god! God love it! So surprised to find you can't stop it!
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-04-07 12:40:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Anti-Shlongy posts are lame!
Submitted by Satansgotsyphillis (user info) at 2005-04-07 12:38:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
honest reviewer, even though i still think he's a 20-year old with mommy/daddy issues who has to justify his existence by coming to this site, as is evidenced by his thousands of reviews and myriad of shit-posts, and his promise that he was leaving a while ago and he just started coming around more than ever. i don't think he's worthy of a tribute but, oh well.
Submitted by SiskelandFatboy (user info) at 2005-04-07 12:37:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
hahahaha
Submitted by Josephine (user info) at 2005-04-07 12:37:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm not sure if I should hire you a therapist or buy you a ticket to Schlongy's.