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N0 MORE HiT COUNTER... I'M 0UT (1096 hits)

Category: Graphics
Labels: goodbye_ubersite

Rating: 0.95 on 32 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by Habeeb "WTF BART BART!!?!!?! Thomas (View user info) at 2005-04-07 13:16:19 EDT


Well Uber is officially useless now to me.

Because I have no discernable talents or abilities, I counted on hits to make me happy.

They were like nutrients that satisfied my hungry ego.

Now that they are gone, so must be I. --- http://www.ubersite.com/m/63634#1252472

Some of you may say good riddance, some of you may say suck it up and walk it off, and some of you may fart and click on another link, but whatever you do, let it be known that i loved each and every one of you, (except Shlongy, Bart Bart, Yoursoghey, PolyAJ, and countless others)

Before I go, let me leave you all with some words of advice:
"A nude female body is better than an empty tin of cheese fries."

Good bye, Ubersite

Good bye

(weeps)

GO BEARS AND WHITE SOX AND HULK HOGAN WOO!!!

(sobs)

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Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-04-11 16:14:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

come back, jerk face.

Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2005-04-10 13:04:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Twas saved in between the time I was looking at this and when I went to check on one of my posts. Yay!!

My overall hits went up from 7 500 to 9 600. That's a difference of 2 100!! Whose went up the most?

Submitted by Freakmagnet (user info) at 2005-04-09 00:28:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

But that wont happen because then bart wouldn't be on it.

Submitted by Freakmagnet (user info) at 2005-04-09 00:27:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

If it is gone for good then there should be a new version of MVA. With the top rates users.

Submitted by youarsoghey (user info) at 2005-04-09 00:19:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I'm sorry, who are you?

Submitted by Falco (user info) at 2005-04-09 00:18:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Bout time.

Submitted by Freakmagnet (user info) at 2005-04-09 00:07:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Why is it gone? I don't understand!

Submitted by CoachMagirk27 (user info) at 2005-04-08 23:54:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

dang

Submitted by strwbryfanatic (user info) at 2005-04-08 23:48:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Imagine to Bart's dismay...

All he had to do was take the hit counter off to get rid of you!

So much simpler than banning you.

You will not be gone, though. You are, after all, made of string cheese. And awesome. But mostly string cheese. If, however, you are gone from this place, I will give you all the advice you will ever need: "beware of teh death storms"

That is all.

Submitted by MichaelJackson (user info) at 2005-04-08 05:43:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2005-04-07 13:19:24 (#)
Ranking: 2

This is the saddest day of my entire life...

-------------------------------

Mine too! I haven't been this sad, since that day I got arrested for something that I'm in court over right now... but I forget what...

Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2005-04-07 19:00:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

The hits are comin' back dude. Just have to hang on a little bit longer...

But will we be reimbursed for the hits that were not counted since the breakdown? I DEMAND REIMBURSEMENT! AND HITS! AND A PONY!

Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-04-07 18:58:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

MUST....
HAVE....
FUSION....

Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2005-04-07 18:47:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Non, tu blagues.

Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-04-07 17:30:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

We should be so lucky...

Submitted by Pentameter (user info) at 2005-04-07 15:39:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Please, say it isn't so.

I need the Beeb!

Submitted by littledan (user info) at 2005-04-07 15:38:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

So now that there's no hit counter, what happens to the MVA?
Will it become BVA (Best viewed Author)? Will there be a criteria of having a 1.5 average on 30+ posts or something? Or is everyone on the MVA now immortalized?

Hmm...

Submitted by 1Point21Gigawatts (user info) at 2005-04-07 15:25:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Holy shit is there really no more hit counter on Ubersite? That's fucking awesome.

Submitted by potatomanjack (user info) at 2005-04-07 15:20:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Did you love me?

Submitted by freebie (user info) at 2005-04-07 14:24:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Don't let your meat loaf.

Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2005-04-07 14:13:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

i farted

Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2005-04-07 14:10:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

...for making me laugh consistently

Submitted by ICO (user info) at 2005-04-07 14:07:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Well, isn't this post redundant

Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2005-04-07 14:07:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

See ya 'round, nutsack!

Submitted by nrduncan (user info) at 2005-04-07 13:58:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

C YA

Submitted by Zoidberg (user info) at 2005-04-07 13:55:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

if only

but I dont believe it

Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-04-07 13:31:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2005-04-07 13:26:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

You aren't going anywhere, fuckstain!
Get back in the kitchen and finish making my roast beef sammich!



-kisses

Submitted by PlaguedByMurphy (user info) at 2005-04-07 13:22:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

But we were like brothers! How can you just leave me like this?

Submitted by The_Yellow_Dart (user info) at 2005-04-07 13:21:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

weep

Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2005-04-07 13:20:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

FluteBoy rides again.

Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-04-07 13:20:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Your best picture ever.

You're a dick. Why the fuck are you leaving? In bart's response he said
he was going to fix it.



Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2005-04-07 13:19:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

This is the saddest day of my entire life...


Marge: We're just going to have to cut down on luxuries.

Homer: Well, you know, we're always buying Maggie vaccinations for
diseases she doesn't even have.

Lisa's Pony