I believe....UberStyle (722 hits)
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Submitted by Mr. Boo (View user info) at 2005-04-07 15:48:56 EDT
I believe it was time I jumped on the bandwagon and created my own "I believe" post.
I believe that Loki did not include "I believe" in the paragraph "I am good at karate....".
I believe that Bull Durham's "I believe" is the COOLEST "I believe" EVER!
I believe that Lojope's "I believe" is too Touchie-Feelie for my liking.
I believe that Corn Nugget's "I believe" is very realistic.
I believe that Tom Sorrell's "I believe" is too long winded and sport oriented for my liking. Which really bothers me because I think that Tom is one of funnier writers on Uber! BTW - I want more Fun with email posts!!!
I believe that I spend way too time reading these posts and not enough time rating the good ones.
I believe that it's time to end this post and actually try to get some work done.
Cheers!
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Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2005-05-20 21:07:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You're welcome!
Submitted by Feebleattempt (user info) at 2005-04-07 16:38:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
I'm a n00b and too many inside jokes for me.
Submitted by Mr-Boo (user info) at 2005-04-07 16:19:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Thanks Loki, forgot about that one.
BTW - I agree with the karate thing, I was just pointing it out. Please don't kick my ass.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-04-07 16:18:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
The other day, I used the Crash Davis "I believe" speech as my rating/review in some losers' post.
I rule.
Submitted by FATMANTPK (user info) at 2005-04-07 16:12:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I believe that the rash has spread from my genitals to my thighs and lower stomach
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2005-04-07 16:11:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
damnit forgot to rate
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2005-04-07 16:11:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
one more thing
**I believe in the Church of Baseball. I've tried all the major religions, and most of the minor ones. I've worshipped Buddha, Allah, Brahma, Vishnu, Siva, trees, mushrooms, and Isadora Duncan. I know things. For instance, there are 108 beads in a Catholic rosary and there are 108 stitches in a baseball. When I heard that, I gave Jesus a chance. But it just didn't work out between us. The Lord laid too much guilt on me. I prefer metaphysics to theology. You see, there's no guilt in baseball, and it's never boring... which makes it like sex. There's never been a ballplayer slept with me who didn't have the best year of his career. Making love is like hitting a baseball: you just gotta relax and concentrate. Besides, I'd never sleep with a player hitting under .250... not unless he had a lot of RBIs and was a great glove man up the middle. You see, there's a certain amount of life wisdom I give these boys. I can expand their minds. Sometimes when I've got a ballplayer alone, I'll just read Emily Dickinson or Walt Whitman to him, and the guys are so sweet, they always stay and listen. 'Course, a guy'll listen to anything if he thinks it's foreplay. I make them feel confident, and they make me feel safe, and pretty. 'Course, what I give them lasts a lifetime; what they give me lasts 142 games. Sometimes it seems like a bad trade. But bad trades are part of baseball - now who can forget Frank Robinson for Milt Pappas, for God's sake? It's a long season and you gotta trust. I've tried 'em all, I really have, and the only church that truly feeds the soul, day in, day out, is the Church of Baseball. **
Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2005-04-07 16:07:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I believe in a thing called love.
Just listen to the rhythm of my heart.
Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2005-04-07 15:57:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I believe I was thinking of telling you to "eat my ass," but then I realized that I like you and EVERYTHING I write is long-winded, so have a +1.
I could write about sports ALL DAY LONG.
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2005-04-07 15:57:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
cause the thing about me being good at karate is a universal truth to be accepted by all people and not just a biased opinion like the rest of that post
so there
Submitted by Mr-Boo (user info) at 2005-04-07 15:56:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Gnome, I know it's from a movie. I still like it though.
Submitted by fudgepacker (user info) at 2005-04-07 15:55:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
i believe.....stop with these already!
Submitted by Gnome (user info) at 2005-04-07 15:54:28 EDT (#)
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it's from a movie hun.
Submitted by DeadHorse (user info) at 2005-04-07 15:53:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
I believe that this is getting beat into the ground.
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-04-07 15:51:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
who is bull durham?