Bin Laden Calls for More Cowbell (707 hits)
Category: NoneRating: 1.26 on 20 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Belgian Roffles (View user info) at 2005-04-07 19:23:42 EDT
Another Bin Laden propaganda tape was released today to the world. There are apparently many things that have changed in the last few months with Bin Laden. The reason for Jihad is one of them. "Well, it loosely translates to we need more cowbell," said interpreter Gene Shalls after analyzing the new tape. Translators and our team of investigators have been working around the clock trying to find the cowbell connection. It appears that Bin Laden has abandoned his hatred for the West and channeled it into love for cowbell.
The new video is leaving many insurgents confused and strangely aroused. Apparently, in the Koran, a cowbell symbolizes male fertility, or at least that's what our investigators have found out. Already, across the Middle East, cowbell demand has gone up close to 1029%! That's a lot of cowbell. The caves in Afghanistan will certainly be reverberating with the most pleasant sounding musical instrument ever, that we can be thankful for.
User Reviews
Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2005-06-08 00:04:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
The photograph saves this post.
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2005-04-13 01:04:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
....................../´¯/)
....................,/¯../
.................../..../
............./´¯/'...'/´¯¯`·¸
........../'/.../..../......./¨¯\
........('(...´...´.... ¯~/'...')
.........\.................'...../
..........''...\.......... _.·´
............\..............(
..............\.............\...
RULED!
Submitted by bush_for_god (user info) at 2005-04-12 22:31:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
man, do I hate Will Ferrel.
Anchorman = worst movie of all time
Submitted by The_Yellow_Dart (user info) at 2005-04-07 23:38:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
for the picture
Submitted by matchstickman (user info) at 2005-04-07 22:24:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
last time i checked, we don't have that many tracks with cowbell.
fantastic shit. keep it up.
Submitted by barnaby (user info) at 2005-04-07 21:28:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
your mom eats at chilis.
OOOOOOOOOOOOH SNAP
Submitted by CoachMagirk27 (user info) at 2005-04-07 21:15:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
oh my gentle jesus
i have a cowbell
Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2005-04-07 21:08:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-04-07 20:23:09 (#)
Ranking: 2
G-Prime: And it pains me to even type your gayass name - why don't you find a site where someone can satisfy your insatiable appetite for being a total asshole?
You're not funny, clever, or quite frankly, significant in any way.
==========================
At least I can admit and accept it, unlike you. And I'm really not an asshole in person, you're simply judging me based on my opinion of a post on an insignicant internet forum.
Oh, and by the way, "Shlongy" is a waaaaayyyy gayer name than "G-prime". Not that it matters, but you're the one who brought it up. I'm sure that if my opinions were similar to yours, and I was just as much a tool as you (although you wouldn't know I was a tool, because you yourself are a tool), you would be saying how cool "G-prime" is.
Submitted by DonovanMD (user info) at 2005-04-07 21:00:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Ok, this was excellent. lol
Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2005-04-07 20:28:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2005-04-03 21:18:38 (#)
Ranking: 2
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah
Submitted by aprilfools (user info) at 2005-04-07 20:28:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I love Christopher Walken!
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-04-07 20:23:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
G-Prime: And it pains me to even type your gayass name - why don't you find a site where someone can satisfy your insatiable appetite for being a total asshole?
You're not funny, clever, or quite frankly, significant in any way.
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2005-04-07 20:21:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
And to couter the counter -2, have another +2.
Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2005-04-07 20:20:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
And to counter that +2, you just got a -2 from "Mr. 813 reviews". You should feel honored that you're #814.
Submitted by Feebleattempt (user info) at 2005-04-07 20:11:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
yawn.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-04-07 20:09:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
It's a rare fucking day when i give out a +2 on a debut post but I liked this title and absolutely LOVE that fucking skit.
Don't let this go to your head, dipshit. You just got a +2 from "Mr 10000+ Reviews".
Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2005-04-07 20:08:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
I've got a fever, and the only remedy is cowbell!
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-04-07 19:43:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Derka Derka Derka Muhammed Jihad
Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2005-04-07 19:26:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
B@W
Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2005-04-07 19:26:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha