The ultimate challenge (499 hits)
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Submitted by Matchstick Man <i like ponies> (View user info) at 2005-04-07 22:55:59 EDT
Can you sum up your beliefs in one simple sentence? Simple meaning no "ands," no "buts," no "ors," just one sentence with one thought.
I believe that if the world ends tomorrow, I would shoot myself to be the first to die; a trendsetter.
Boo fucking ya.
Bitches.
Also the whole "I Believe" thing is a fucking waste of time-no one cares what you believe. What I'm proposing here is a real test of your ability to articulate your ideas into words, and to compress your entire self into one sentence. I know, some of you, like Schlongy, or Snuggles, can be summed up by something that is not even a sentence (-2 die.) but...yeah, whatever. And don't go making posts of this...if you really want someone to read your belief, post it as a review.
Don't waste Uber's precious disk space.
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Submitted by canadia (user info) at 2005-04-08 10:43:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
but serioulsy, I like this one...
Submitted by myredmirage95 (user info) at 2005-04-08 00:10:34 (#)
Ranking: 2
I believe that if everyone treated others as they would like to be treated then the world would be a far better place to live in.
Submitted by canadia (user info) at 2005-04-08 10:43:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I believe the truth is out there.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-04-08 10:28:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by Galgos27 (user info) at 2005-04-07 23:12:47 (#)
Ranking: 1
I believe that I have spent almost every dollar that I have ever made on women and alcohol and wasted the rest.
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Substitute "shoes" for "women" and "weed" for "alcohol", and that pretty much sums it up for me too.
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2005-04-08 07:47:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I BELIEVE...THAT LOVE IS THE ANSWER
I BELIEVE...THAT LOVE WILL FIND A WAY
...THAT LOVE WILL FIND A WAY.
walk blindly to the light, and reach out for his hand.
don't ask any questions and don't try to understand
open up your mind and then open up your heart
and you will see that you and me arn't very far apart
Submitted by myredmirage95 (user info) at 2005-04-08 00:10:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I believe that if everyone treated others as they would like to be treated then the world would be a far better place to live in.
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-04-07 23:38:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Love eachother.
Submitted by BillsSBChamps (user info) at 2005-04-07 23:36:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I just spoke with Snuggles and he stands by his statement from last June 100%.
He also had three hookers and a shit load of heroin, that crazy little bear.
Submitted by matchstickman (user info) at 2005-04-07 23:29:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by BillsSBChamps (user info) at 2005-04-07 23:01:15 (#)
Ranking: -2
I love seeing Snuggles name after almost being banned for a year.
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Hmm...let's see why I reference Snuggles.
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Submitted by Snuggles_The_Assassin (user info) at 2004-06-22 01:09:41 (#)
Ranking: -2
This is the 1,000,000th post saying I hate Bush and probably one of the worst, way to make your point, you need your scrotum removed with rusty pliers.
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sure, it was a suck ass post...but then again, snuggles sucks ass. this stuck in my mind more than any -2die ever could, partly because of the scrotum reference, partly because i was still a withdrawn and emotionally inept young man when i made that post, and snuggles assaulted me before i hit teh 3-post mark. heh.
so yeah, -2 me all you want. i'm not going to -2 your posts just because i hate you. i'll -2 your posts because they suck cock...if they do.
yeah...and................yeah...
Submitted by BillsSBChamps (user info) at 2005-04-07 23:24:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I still think you are a raging retard.
Submitted by Galgos27 (user info) at 2005-04-07 23:12:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I believe that I have spent almost every dollar that I have ever made on women and alcohol and wasted the rest.
Submitted by vettesrule88 (user info) at 2005-04-07 23:02:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I beleive that to be killed standing up for what you beleive in, is better than to live forever in silence.
Submitted by BillsSBChamps (user info) at 2005-04-07 23:01:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I love seeing Snuggles name after almost being banned for a year.
Also Mr.SmartyPants where are your great ideas, why don't you start the trend instead of proposing an idea?
You fucking pretenious fagbot.
-2 Die.