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I Believe (714 hits)

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Rating: -0.33 on 3 reviews (Rate this item) (V)

Submitted by Id (View user info) at 2005-04-07 23:57:54 EDT

I believe.....that I am drunk.

I believe that women truly have it worse in the world.....if only we didn't bitch about aforementioned fact as much.

I believe....that America has 30 years left as the world's leader. Tops.

I believe that religion in the hands of good people is also good.

I believe that Captain Morgan's Spiced Rum....is evil.

I believe that last evil should have been capatalized.

I believe that capatilzed is actually spelled capitalized.

I believe that the pope was a good man.

I believe that humanity is essentially good....until about age of 2 or so, when the doctrines of violence and Star Wars have been firmly ingrained in their little heads.

I believe that I need to get laid.

I believe that John Stweard is hot.

I believe that last hot should be spelled hott.

I believe that last believe was incorrect.

I believe in reincarnation.

I believe that I should write more.

I believe that it is midnight. Happy Midnight Everyone!!!!

I believe I shall recieve 14 reviews for this post.

I believe 4 of them shall be -2's.

I believe that the steady stream of I believe's is making me dizzy.

I believe that Bart has a crush on Duree.

I believe. Therefore I am full of shit.

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Submitted by Howie_Felter (user info) at 2005-04-08 11:55:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

3 more to go.....

Submitted by Or_ (user info) at 2005-04-08 02:11:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

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Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2005-04-08 00:11:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

tee hee you are funny I think.

(either that or I'm bored to an extreme extent)

Marge, please, old people don't need companionship. They need to be
isolated and studied, so it can be determined what nutrients they have
that might be extracted for our personal use.

-- Homer Simpson
Lady Bouvier's Lover