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I Believe (605 hits)

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Rating: -0.33 on 3 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by Id (View user info) at 2005-04-07 23:57:54 EDT


I believe.....that I am drunk.

I believe that women truly have it worse in the world.....if only we didn't bitch about aforementioned fact as much.

I believe....that America has 30 years left as the world's leader. Tops.

I believe that religion in the hands of good people is also good.

I believe that Captain Morgan's Spiced Rum....is evil.

I believe that last evil should have been capatalized.

I believe that capatilzed is actually spelled capitalized.

I believe that the pope was a good man.

I believe that humanity is essentially good....until about age of 2 or so, when the doctrines of violence and Star Wars have been firmly ingrained in their little heads.

I believe that I need to get laid.

I believe that John Stweard is hot.

I believe that last hot should be spelled hott.

I believe that last believe was incorrect.

I believe in reincarnation.

I believe that I should write more.

I believe that it is midnight. Happy Midnight Everyone!!!!

I believe I shall recieve 14 reviews for this post.

I believe 4 of them shall be -2's.

I believe that the steady stream of I believe's is making me dizzy.

I believe that Bart has a crush on Duree.

I believe. Therefore I am full of shit.

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Submitted by Howie_Felter (user info) at 2005-04-08 11:55:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

3 more to go.....

Submitted by Or_ (user info) at 2005-04-08 02:11:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

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Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2005-04-08 00:11:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

tee hee you are funny I think.

(either that or I'm bored to an extreme extent)


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