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Holy Jumpin Jesus on A Pogo Stick! I Got Mugged! (1318 hits)

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Rating: 0.7 on 35 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by Donitsu (View user info) at 2005-04-08 02:01:31 EDT


Uhh, this will be completely devoid of any real material. I was at a pool hall today and I walked out side and got attacked by like 7 kids for no reason.

Couple swift whacks to the head got me thinking, smacked a few with a bat before I had a knife put to my throat. Pretty messed up... i'm out of it right now.

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Submitted by ih8u2man (user info) at 2006-04-05 14:02:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Go have a beer with 2 shots of Vodka in it. Chuck Norris would.

Submitted by Dane1901 (user info) at 2006-04-05 13:56:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

So when are you officially out of the closet?

Submitted by Lechuga (user info) at 2005-04-28 04:56:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Shit dude, was Dave with you?

Hope you and him are okay.


Throw me an IM sometime-LechugaSnack212.

Submitted by CoreaPeekay (user info) at 2005-04-25 03:05:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

You walked out of a pool hall with a baseball bat and were attacked? what?

Submitted by chipolatte (user info) at 2005-04-25 02:34:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by CanucksFan (user info) at 2005-04-22 02:34:33 (#)
Ranking: 2

finish the uberdirectory!


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HAHAHAHAHAHAH



Submitted by CanucksFan (user info) at 2005-04-22 02:34:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

finish the uberdirectory!

Submitted by Herpes (user info) at 2005-04-08 15:54:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Carry a knife.

That's what I do.

Submitted by Donitsu2002 (user info) at 2005-04-08 14:56:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

i'm still out of it, my temple is pretty swolen right now.. all of you who decided to be cynical douchebags, screw yourselves. no matter how good of a fighter you on... 2 on 7 really isn't going to go in your favor.

Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2005-04-08 14:23:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-04-08 12:11:39 (#)
Ranking: -2

Ask for a lobotomy while you're there.

Submitted by Val (user info) at 2005-04-08 11:56:24 (#)
Ranking: 0

go to the hospital, make sure you don't have a concussion or anything.

.....................................

he saw the set up and...BAM...homerun!

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-04-08 12:11:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Ask for a lobotomy while you're there.

Submitted by Val (user info) at 2005-04-08 11:56:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

go to the hospital, make sure you don't have a concussion or anything.

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-04-08 11:49:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Why didn't you open a can of whoopass on them? Call in your brother...remember, he can kick everyone's ass. The two of you were supposed to be unbeatable. Or so I read.

Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2005-04-08 11:39:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2


I bet they were white gang bangers from the burbs. Listening to too much of that goddamn nigger 50 cent no doubt. Wearing FUBU?

I'm pretty sure the world would be better off if we just offed them and their families.

BANG!

Submitted by the_lone_stranger (user info) at 2005-04-08 09:47:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

What is this world coming to?

They had you outnumbered, outgunned, and caught by surprise, yet you still managed to get out alive?

Fucking useless punks. In my day, you would have been a mangled bleeding heap on the sidewalk.



Seriously though, -2 for the post, but I am glad you are OK.

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-04-08 09:39:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

you had a bat?

Submitted by loki (user info) at 2005-04-08 09:22:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

hunt them down Dirty Harry style

Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-04-08 08:50:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2005-04-08 08:40:01 (#)
Ranking: 0

I thought you were Bruce Lee.

You're actually Hong Kong Phooey.
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2005-04-08 08:40:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I thought you were Bruce Lee.

You're actually Hong Kong Phooey.

Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2005-04-08 08:16:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Been there, done that. Sucks dude. Always watch your back and never get too drunk without good friends to get you home.

Submitted by ess-arr (user info) at 2005-04-08 08:04:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

hooligans... my experience with punk kids, is that most, not all just use scare tactics. You startt o act crazy and and just give one of them a good shot they back off.
I used to work at a depanneur (corner store)that got robbed frequently, but if it was punk kids I'd juast say no. smack him across the head and tell them to get the fuck out before I rip his arms off and use them to beat his freind to death... reminds me a of a good story when they fought back once, thanks. Now I know what my next post will probably be...

Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2005-04-08 07:10:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

lets roll up on those bitches

Submitted by Williams_2004 (user info) at 2005-04-08 06:16:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Do u remember what they look like?

If so then get all of ur family and friends together and go hunting for the cunts

Submitted by mikethescottish (user info) at 2005-04-08 06:15:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

That sucks.

Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2005-04-08 04:20:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

that's why i walk around with a football helmet on.

BASTARDS SAID I WAS CRAZY. SHOWS THEM!!!!




anyway, sorry man. look on the bright side. now your autobiography will have a nice "overcoming adversity" moment.

Submitted by Donitsu2002 (user info) at 2005-04-08 03:09:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I'm a little out of it, my head is a little swolen from several beatings to the head.. but i'm alright.

Submitted by Phate (user info) at 2005-04-08 02:57:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

that sucks.

http://www.ubersite.com/m/63792



Submitted by Val (user info) at 2005-04-08 02:55:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

fuck. do you even know who they are? do you have enemies?

call the a-team, stat.

but seriously, you okay?

Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2005-04-08 02:54:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I think the thing to do was take the beating by crumpling up and lying on the ground in the fetal position. That would've taught 'em.

Submitted by A-Daamage (user info) at 2005-04-08 02:48:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Fucking delinquents. I hope you remember their faces so you can find them and take pictures of them, post them here, and watch as they suddenly become public enemy(s) #1.

Submitted by Stabkill (user info) at 2005-04-08 02:37:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

What the fuck?! That's messed up.

The second someone pulled knife, I'd be pulling a trigger and send someone's brains up into the air to coat their buddies.

Submitted by Ainkara (user info) at 2005-04-08 02:29:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I'm giving you a 2 cause I love you. Are you ok?

Submitted by Siren (user info) at 2005-04-08 02:28:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

+1 for your misfortune, but I wanted a picture of Jesus on a pogo stick, dammit.

Submitted by Zoidberg (user info) at 2005-04-08 02:19:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

and if you make another uberdirectory post, you'll get more of the same

Submitted by darko (user info) at 2005-04-08 02:13:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

They just wanted to beat you up. Only reason they mugged you is so it wouldn't be known as a hate crime.

Submitted by Otters (user info) at 2005-04-08 02:06:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

That's the best you can do? That was a good story when I heard it. -2, but only in my heart. I feel sorry for you since you almost got your throat slit.


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