Well I'm movin on up/You've come a long way baby (1380 hits)
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Submitted by joedaddy <zippadeedoodaa.at.aol.com> (View user info) at 2005-04-08 06:51:43 EDT
So I'm in bed. Just finished with the wife. Same O Same O. I'm spent and bored.
In the process of trying to keep her hand off my dick, I turn on the TV. Its 2AM.
Yeah, I know , sorry. Too much information.
But I felt I needed an excuse for watching the world wide televised "dirt-nap" of
Pope John Paul II, to the readers here at Uber.
And then I hear that because of seating resrictions; 5 on Air Force One? and/or 5
at Vatican-ville for guests?, that ex-President Jimmy Carter is "ass-out","kicked-to-
the-curb".The peanut farmer ain't riding with the big boys and "girls"!
Now lets take a look at the guest list:
#1 President George W Bush (OK, I can live with that)
#2 Laura Bush (OK, First Lady,See #1)
#3 Ex-President George H. Bush (OK, see #1 again)
#4 Ex-President Clinton (Ok, again #1)
#5 Condoleza Rice (WTF?????????????????????)
Now granted, he kicked Herbie's ass in an election long ago.
And he has been a pain in the ass to both Clinton and "dubya".
And yeah, maybe he was, a peanut farmer, who managed to grab the brass ring....once.
But the man Was the President of the United States at one time.
"They" say he gave up his seat to...........that woman.
But why did his request the same seat 3 days prior?
I could only imagine the conversation between "Dubya" or one of his lackys, and Jimmy.
WTF!!!
"That *&%##$@! Stanford Admin. is in My old seat, in My old plane!"
"And you tell me there's no more room in the plane!"
I will say that none of these men are my favorites as far as what a President
should be.
And as much as I absolutely hate to say it. I am truely embarrassed to have one of
them as my President.
But Condi Rice?
It seems to me that Presendent W's politics have now produced a new, unknown, never
before calculated definition of the term "over the top".
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Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2008-06-18 22:05:11 EDT (#)
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5-0. Oh dear.
Submitted by Val (user info) at 2007-10-15 20:55:12 EDT (#)
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I've missed your ramblings.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2005-11-05 20:13:02 EST (#)
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Figured it was time I read some joedaddy.
Carter should have been on that plane. Rice should
have stayed home.
Submitted by Rads_wife (user info) at 2005-06-14 00:43:57 EDT (#)
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WINNER!!!
Submitted by DonovanMD (user info) at 2005-04-09 01:43:51 EDT (#)
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Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-04-08 07:27:47 (#)
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I think the best presidents are in films:
Michael douglas in The American president
Dennis Quaid in the Day After Tomorrow
Bill Pullman in Independence day
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Or Morgan Freeman, Deep Impact
Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2005-04-08 14:22:43 EDT (#)
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OK, you got me there.......barely.
Try using your dick,
you might do even better.
Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2005-04-08 14:12:56 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Chinaski (user info) at 2005-04-08 07:36:15 (#)
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this needs a -2.
Comming from someone with 24 Posts, 18 about your pee-pee and 2 about your ass?
Now...... that makes sense!
Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2005-04-08 13:45:31 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-04-08 13:09:55 (#)
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As the Secretary of State, Condoleeza Rice is America's chief diplomat. It's part of her diplomatic duty to appear at the funeral of a figure of such international import as the Pope.
Yeah, That makes sense.
So she trumps a former President who has done, and will continue to do, more, for America's
image overseas, that she could ever hope to achieve?
Right
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-04-08 13:09:55 EDT (#)
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As the Secretary of State, Condoleeza Rice is America's chief diplomat. It's part of her diplomatic duty to appear at the funeral of a figure of such international import as the Pope.
Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2005-04-08 12:54:01 EDT (#)
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I could write a better post with my nutsack.
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-04-08 08:26:51 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2005-04-08 07:41:43 (#)
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Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-04-08 07:27:47 (#)
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I think the best presidents are in films:
Michael douglas in The American president
Dennis Quaid in the Day After Tomorrow
Bill Pullman in Independence day
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What about that black guy in 24? Puuleeeease tell me you don't really like that aforementioned tripe - you're so well read..
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I like most films. I don't like the above films enough to watch them more than once- I had to check the Internet movie database to find the actors names (!). The guy in 24 is brilliant too. I only liked the first series of 24.
Submitted by proofofpurchase (user info) at 2005-04-08 08:18:15 EDT (#)
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Carter should have been on the plane. That is all I can agree with.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2005-04-08 07:41:43 EDT (#)
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Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-04-08 07:27:47 (#)
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I think the best presidents are in films:
Michael douglas in The American president
Dennis Quaid in the Day After Tomorrow
Bill Pullman in Independence day
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What about that black guy in 24? Puuleeeease tell me you don't really like that aforementioned tripe - you're so well read..
and +2 for the post Joe.
Submitted by Chinaski (user info) at 2005-04-08 07:36:15 EDT (#)
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this needs a -2.
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-04-08 07:27:47 EDT (#)
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I think the best presidents are in films:
Michael douglas in The American president
Dennis Quaid in the Day After Tomorrow
Bill Pullman in Independence day