I like mine extra wet, soft and warm... oh, and have to suck 'em... you? (587 hits)
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Submitted by Mo (View user info) at 2005-04-08 09:46:52 EDT
Sorry to disappoint any sex-starved and deprived readers... but this one isn't what you think it is....
I'm on-line yesterday searching "Bowl"
What I found amazed me and to be honest, fucking disgusted me.
Could someone please explain to me this: at WHAT point in life does one decide to make a web site about CEREAL? Oh and actually have to PAY for it? Is it Little Johhny's school project? Scott's mid-life crisis? A 900 pound fat fuck's dream?
Don't get me wrong, I've fantasized about food! I was 6 years old and for six salty years my mother tricked me into thinking that a Ritz cracker was a cookie. Once school came along and I found out about Oreo's, Chips Ahoy and Milanos... *gasp! ! (You mean cookies aren't meant to be... SALTY????!!!) What a horrible scam to pass on a child! I'm in bed with those little footy pajamas on one night, when I dream of a night I'm locked in a Supermarket and I raided the candy and cookie aisle. But that's just me. I'M NOT GOING TO CREATE A WEBSITE ABOUT HOW I EAT MY COOKIES! ... (keep it clean here... talking about food, boys)
I didn't spend a shit load of money and create a completely worthless web site about HOW I eat my cookies, now do I? Well, gosh diggity dawg! Some good ol' sport put together a web site worth gagging over JUST to nauseate the rest of us who hate to cook and thrive off of anything in a box, like Cereal.
Bon Appetite!
http://www.emptybowl.com/modules.php?name=Forums&file=viewtopic&t=505&postdays=0&postorder=asc&start=0
So how do you like your....? Gross!
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Submitted by Fartman (user info) at 2005-04-08 13:33:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Whatcha talkin 'bout, Willis?
Submitted by Val (user info) at 2005-04-08 11:54:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"What I like to do is to eat each spoonful differently, and I will list each way. For one spoonful I will eat each little flake or puff seperately and not all at once. For another I will slurp the milk off the spoon. For another I will get enough cereal to line it up inbetween each tooth. For another I will suck all the flavor out of the cereal. Another one I will get a spoonful and see how crunchy it is by driving my teeth all the way through the cereal until I touch the spoon. For another I stack each flake or puff on top of eachother for a double crunch. Another habbit I have is to only pour the milk on one side of the cereal and seperate the dry from the soggy(dont know if anyone else does that one.)"
I personally like my cereal with beer, but that's just because I have a drinking problem.
Submitted by RyuFu (user info) at 2005-04-08 10:20:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Uh...post content could've been delivered better? I dunno, didn't do it for me.
Mayhaps a camwhore w/cleavage, yeahh!!!
Submitted by Ejryuu (user info) at 2005-04-08 10:11:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
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Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2005-04-08 09:49:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
i don't get it