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Undercover Cops Foil Maximus Padus (750 hits)

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Submitted by Maximus Padus (View user info) at 2005-04-08 14:34:16 EDT

It was a beautiful evening. I just got off work, and proceeded to the interstate to make my venture home. Five o'clock traffic has it's ways of slowing you down, but there's always space for weaving in and out. There's nothing like raising your morale and adrenaline than getting in your dream car and getting stupid with it. I was about 7 or 8 miles down the bridge, when I decided to go for it and take it a little further. With no immediate cars in front of me, I sped up to about 115-120, and right at that second my driver's side mirror disconnected and hung from the little power cord that keeps it attached. Even if you have a car of beauty, it looks like a piece of shit if the mirror is fucked up. My morale, at an all time low, reminded me of how my mirror broke in the first place...about 5 months ago.

Five months earlier, on another beautiful Florida evening, I met up with a couple of friends of mine at one of their houses. We'll name them Bob and David. I arrived at Bob's house, said what up, and both of them hopped into my car. We were going to make a drug transaction with another guy, who will remain nameless. Beforehand, we needed to go to the ATM to collect funds. Simple enough, I pulled into the Drive-Thru ATM and waited for David to withdraw. Before he could even put his card into the machine, a group of about 8 ordinary-looking cars surrounded my car in a complete circle. With that, roughly 15 ordinarily-dressed undercover cops with only the badges around their necks surrounded my car and they all had their guns pointed at us. One cop had his gun pointed right at my face, about 5 inches away. On the opposite side of the car, an old guy with a HUGE build was round-housing my rear-passenger window, almost causing it to shatter. On the front-passenger side, 2 cops entered my vehicle and were punching David in the backseat [he locked his door when he saw them, that bastard.] The cop on my side, then tried to squeeze through the ATM and my mirror and broke it right off. I was laxed about the gun in my face and my anger shifted towards the broken mirror. DAMMIT.

After they had us all cuffed outside the ATM, they searched us all and my car. Me and Bob had marijuana on us, but they didn't care. They made us dump it into the dirt, and grind it up with our shoes. The old cop with the huge build then gave a cell phone to Bob, and tried forcing him to set up a deal, to snitch on a dealer. Bob refused and they didn't do shit about it. I complained about my mirror and told them to put it on the report, so they brought a forensics team to take photos of my car. The old cop was bragging about almost shattering my window, and then I said "Yeah, that window would have gone in the report. The limo tint, too."

"Excuse me?" He said, with a total look of death in his eyes.

I was so full of adrenaline that I said it again. Louder this time. He didn't say anything after that, which still puzzles me.

After getting the complete scoop of what the fuck was going on, we found out that David was a 3-year fugitive. The week before, the cops chased him through woods and over fences, causing a cop to break his ankle. After catching him, the limping cop was yelling at him personally for his misfortune.

All in all, they let me and Bob go, but David is still in jail and will be for quite some time. I got a check from the Pinellas County Sheriff's department for 160 dollars, which was enough to fix my mirror. I spent the pigs' money on weed instead. Stupid fuckers.

User Reviews

Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2005-04-09 00:03:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

You'll be warehoused soon.

Enjoy!

Submitted by BedOfHog (user info) at 2005-04-08 16:04:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Also, I got a bunch of em. And several will shoot you.

Submitted by BedOfHog (user info) at 2005-04-08 16:04:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

hahaha sungod, what a coincidence. You from St. Pete?

Submitted by Chinaski (user info) at 2005-04-08 15:53:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

fuck da police.

Submitted by TheSunGod (user info) at 2005-04-08 15:43:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

ya know, i was reading through this and thought, "those sound like st pete cops". then you get to the bottom and it's in pinellas county.

bet i know your dealer. and if i do, i'm not going to try to find out, cuz if i'm right he'd shoot us both.

Submitted by BedOfHog (user info) at 2005-04-08 15:13:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

why would he +2 me and then -2 me?

It frankly makes no sense. Look at chewbacca. Is it a wookie? No. It does not make sense.

Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-04-08 14:57:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Bad boys bad boys
What ya gonna do
What ya gonna do
When they come for you

Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2005-04-08 14:55:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by BedOfHog (user info) at 2005-04-08 14:51:51 (#)
Ranking: 0

hahaha it is definitely not wiggered out. Then it would have 20 inch chrome rims, as opposed to my 17 inch black volutions. Sport rims, buddy boy!
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So let me get this stright..... it's those last 3 inches that transition it to "Wigger-dom" ??

Or is it the black VS chrome ??

just fuking wtcha dude.... sound cool. I gave up on little cars a while ago, I like big beafy gas hogs... and the 1988 Mustang GT sitting in my driveway!!

Now THAT is a fun car to push!

Submitted by BedOfHog (user info) at 2005-04-08 14:51:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

hahaha it is definitely not wiggered out. Then it would have 20 inch chrome rims, as opposed to my 17 inch black volutions. Sport rims, buddy boy!

Submitted by BedOfHog (user info) at 2005-04-08 14:50:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

My cousin got bit by a brown recluse, and they had to take out a chunk in her leg. Those things are fucking freaky.

Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-04-08 14:49:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

only dopes, use dope.

Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2005-04-08 14:49:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Cool little cars, just don't go too crazy "wiggering" it all out......

Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2005-04-08 14:49:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

At least they paid you. Usually cops are just thugs on a power trip.

Submitted by mbstateside (user info) at 2005-04-08 14:45:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Unlucky!

I think I can honestly say I would've shit myself. We don't have guns in England and now that I'm over here the possibilty of getting one shoved in my face is a constant worry. That and brown recluse Spiders

Submitted by BedOfHog (user info) at 2005-04-08 14:45:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I have a 99 Galant GTZ with black rims, intake, exhaust, headers.....its tight. It suits me well. I've liked Galants since I was little, so it really is a dream car, minus the 100,000k pricetag.

Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2005-04-08 14:41:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2005-04-08 14:41:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

What exactly IS your "dream car" Maxi ??

Submitted by Josephine (user info) at 2005-04-08 14:40:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

You don't deserve a pretty car.