My god, I see stupid ppl everywhere and there only multiplying (254 hits)
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Submitted by Fert (View user info) at 2005-04-09 01:17:44 EDT
Darwin, Where are you when we need you the most?!
Everywhere I turn today it seems I'm surrounded by stupid ppl on the TV or in my day to day adventures out of the protection of my house.
Today out of lack of better entertainment I turned on VH1 (The batteries in my remote died and I was frozen by what I say by fear.) There was a special about Paris Hilton. Now I had missed the first few minutes of what I can only assume was a fine television program, but I couldn't seem to find a point in the entire thing. In fact thro out the entire special they kept saying "We don't know why she's so popular, but she is so were running this special." and had comedians making all the commentaries about her various shenanigans. Obviously not even VH1 could take her seriously or the fact they made a special about her.
Now once again I was channel surfing (with fresh batteries) and I turned on MTV, and what do I happen to see? "I want a famous face" Come on damnit, the show from the few minutes I watched before I realized what I was seeing is about people who want to look like there favorite celebrities. There is nothing wrong with having a favorite celebrity or collecting memorabilia about them but there are fucking limits here people. Once you go thro plastic surgery to look like them you are now in my opinion classified as a (n) IDIOT. I couldn't believe the amount of work this girl is going thro to look like Britney Spears.
PEOPLE I NEED YOUR HELP!
Stupid ppl are all around us, the problem is there too stupid to realize it themselves. There getting television shows and bring more seemingly normal people down to there level of idiocy. We need to stop them now before America (Well maybe it's too late for us) but the rest of the world is over run with these idiots.
Who is with me?
My plan is pure and simple:
1: We erect a giant wall around a state no one cares about, (maybe Kentucky?)
2: We move all the retards there
-Move all layers just for the hell of it
3: Isolate them from everyone else
3: Give them lots of dangerous toys (Guns would be nice)
-They hopefully kill themselves off saving us the effort
5: Get the country back on track, and move forward
- Damnit we should be so much farther along technologically if it wasn't for dumb ppl slowing the progress down with greed and just plain stupidity.
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