My god, I see stupid ppl everywhere and there only multiplying (1102 hits)
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Submitted by Fert (View user info) at 2005-04-09 01:19:28 EDT
Darwin, Where are you when we need you the most?!
Everywhere I turn today it seems I'm surrounded by stupid ppl on the TV or in my day to day adventures out of the protection of my house.
Today out of lack of better entertainment I turned on VH1 (The batteries in my remote died and I was frozen by what I say by fear.) There was a special about Paris Hilton. Now I had missed the first few minutes of what I can only assume was a fine television program, but I couldn't seem to find a point in the entire thing. In fact thro out the entire special they kept saying "We don't know why she's so popular, but she is so were running this special." and had comedians making all the commentaries about her various shenanigans. Obviously not even VH1 could take her seriously or the fact they made a special about her.
Now once again I was channel surfing (with fresh batteries) and I turned on MTV, and what do I happen to see? "I want a famous face" Come on damnit, the show from the few minutes I watched before I realized what I was seeing is about people who want to look like there favorite celebrities. There is nothing wrong with having a favorite celebrity or collecting memorabilia about them but there are fucking limits here people. Once you go thro plastic surgery to look like them you are now in my opinion classified as a (n) IDIOT. I couldn't believe the amount of work this girl is going thro to look like Britney Spears.
PEOPLE I NEED YOUR HELP!
Stupid ppl are all around us, the problem is there too stupid to realize it themselves. There getting television shows and bring more seemingly normal people down to there level of idiocy. We need to stop them now before America (Well maybe it's too late for us) but the rest of the world is over run with these idiots.
Who is with me?
My plan is pure and simple:
1: We erect a giant wall around a state no one cares about, (maybe Kentucky?)
2: We move all the retards there
-Move all lawyers just for the hell of it
3: Isolate them from everyone else
3: Give them lots of dangerous toys (Guns would be nice)
-They hopefully kill themselves off saving us the effort
5: Get the country back on track, and move forward
- Damnit we should be so much farther along technologically if it wasn't for dumb ppl slowing the progress down with greed and just plain stupidity.
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Submitted by a_reader (user info) at 2005-12-05 00:41:37 EST (#)
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I'm doing my best to give the title of worst ever to a post that is more deserving than this one:
http://www.ubersite.com/m/38407
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2005-04-25 18:57:30 EDT (#)
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Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-04-09 03:26:08 (#)
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Painful to even skim over. I didn't read it all.
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-04-25 18:44:25 EDT (#)
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Fucking douche.
Submitted by Feijuada (user info) at 2005-04-21 19:25:41 EDT (#)
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There they're their.
Submitted by Feijuada (user info) at 2005-04-21 19:24:39 EDT (#)
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My God, I saw "ppl" in the Recently Reviewed box, and I just had to comment. You, my friend, are one of these "ppl" that you are seeing everywhere.
Submitted by BoogieFevuh (user info) at 2005-04-21 19:19:59 EDT (#)
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And by the way, it's "Nocturnal." Drop dead.
Submitted by BoogieFevuh (user info) at 2005-04-21 19:18:42 EDT (#)
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Moron
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-04-11 18:14:11 EDT (#)
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Submitted by rdn4 (user info) at 2005-04-09 19:03:48 (#)
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Submitted by Yams (user info) at 2005-04-09 16:42:14 (#)
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You can't fix the problem if you're a part of it.
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Well stated! -2DIE
Submitted by Socialist_Joe (user info) at 2005-04-09 19:20:18 EDT (#)
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i see crack heads
Submitted by BillsSBChamps (user info) at 2005-04-09 19:14:20 EDT (#)
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stop looking in the mirror.
Submitted by rdn4 (user info) at 2005-04-09 19:03:48 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Yams (user info) at 2005-04-09 16:42:14 (#)
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You can't fix the problem if you're a part of it.
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Well stated! -2DIE
Submitted by Yams (user info) at 2005-04-09 16:42:14 EDT (#)
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You can't fix the problem if you're a part of it.
Submitted by Maddog (user info) at 2005-04-09 16:29:52 EDT (#)
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I'm guessing you want to be the mayor and grand poobah of this utopian "tard town"
Submitted by TenYears_Gone (user info) at 2005-04-09 11:10:23 EDT (#)
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-2 Because you misspelled "They're"
-2 Because you used "ppl" not only in the title, where it might have been necessary to shorten it, but IN your goddamn post.
-18 Because I'm from Kentucky, yet am a hell of a lot smarter than you. Bitch.
Submitted by Jay_Bassman (user info) at 2005-04-09 10:59:09 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Kre8rix (user info) at 2005-04-09 01:26:44 (#)
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Anyone else see the irony here?
Anyone?
Submitted by youarsoghey (user info) at 2005-04-09 10:58:19 EDT (#)
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I have an easy solution: pour acid on your genitals.
Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2005-04-09 10:41:56 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Kre8rix (user info) at 2005-04-09 01:26:44 (#)
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Anyone else see the irony here?
Anyone?
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-04-09 07:54:39 (#)
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The IRONY is that Alvin Einstein here spelled THEY'RE wrong in the title of his post.
You can kill yourself now, fert, you fucking moron.
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Thank you, Shlongy, that was the joke.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-04-09 09:42:03 EDT (#)
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That's funny, you managed to write "people" in the FILE NAME, but couldn't spend the time to do it in the TITLE.
Submitted by Adona (user info) at 2005-04-09 09:38:15 EDT (#)
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What the hell is wrong with you? I didn't even read this - the title gave me all the information I needed. You abbreviated 'people' and misspelt 'they're.' You're a retard.
Submitted by YELLOW-MAN (user info) at 2005-04-09 09:35:43 EDT (#)
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it's they're not there
Submitted by WiKi (user info) at 2005-04-09 08:52:11 EDT (#)
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"Stupid ppl are all around us, the problem is there too stupid to realize it themselves."
And, by the way, I'd miss JewToast if he were forced to live in Kentucky.
Submitted by jeffjt (user info) at 2005-04-09 08:27:41 EDT (#)
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I really loved this bit when George Carlin did it a long time ago. It was really funny.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-04-09 07:54:39 EDT (#)
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The IRONY is that Alvin Einstein here spelled THEY'RE wrong in the title of his post.
You can kill yourself now, fert, you fucking moron.
Submitted by BillsSBChamps (user info) at 2005-04-09 07:41:18 EDT (#)
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What the fuck is a stupid ppl?
I'm guessing it's your whole family.
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-04-09 06:27:05 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2005-04-09 06:21:42 EDT (#)
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Suck shit, alter. Your hit/heat-whore attempt is futile in the face of barts hit removal policy.
Submitted by Ivy (user info) at 2005-04-09 04:32:19 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Kre8rix (user info) at 2005-04-09 01:26:44 (#)
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Anyone else see the irony here?
Anyone?
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Ahem: My God, I see stupid ppl everywhere and there only multiplying.
In the bloody title man! There. Their. They're. They all have different meanings. Before writing a post about stupidity, make sure you understand the meaning of one of the most simple words in the English language- espacially when it's in your (not you're) title.
Submitted by dwr_budr (user info) at 2005-04-09 04:29:40 EDT (#)
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Submitted by NocternalDragon (user info) at 2005-04-09 03:41:37 (#)
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Submitted by Duke_Diggler (user info) at 2005-04-09 03:01:41 (#)
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you are a fucking idiot and dont know how to spell
Dude fuck off, I ran this thro spell checker and the only thing that can remotely be considered misspelled is "ppl" short for people or damnit because its not in the database for obvious reasons you fucking jackass.
- There, there...
Submitted by NocternalDragon (user info) at 2005-04-09 03:41:37 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Duke_Diggler (user info) at 2005-04-09 03:01:41 (#)
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you are a fucking idiot and dont know how to spell
Dude fuck off, I ran this thro spell checker and the only thing that can remotely be considered misspelled is "ppl" short for people or damnit because its not in the database for obvious reasons you fucking jackass.
Submitted by dwr_budr (user info) at 2005-04-09 03:28:13 EDT (#)
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I thought this was funny as shit, although probably not for the reason that was intended.
You must've been the water boy at the spelling bee.
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-04-09 03:26:08 EDT (#)
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Painful to even skim over. I didn't read it all.
Submitted by Duke_Diggler (user info) at 2005-04-09 03:01:41 EDT (#)
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you are a fucking idiot and dont know how to spell
Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2005-04-09 02:14:12 EDT (#)
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I can discern no irony. None. None at all.
Submitted by DonovanMD (user info) at 2005-04-09 01:54:51 EDT (#)
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And, Lord, we're especially thankful for nuclear power, the cleanest,
safest energy source there is, except for solar, which is just a pipe
dream.
-- Homer Simpson
Bart vs. Thanksgiving
Submitted by smoke_in_my_lungs (user info) at 2005-04-09 01:39:27 EDT (#)
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"ppl" learn to fucking type
Submitted by CoachMagirk27 (user info) at 2005-04-09 01:35:07 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Kre8rix (user info) at 2005-04-09 01:26:44 (#)
Ranking: -2
Anyone else see the irony here?
Anyone?
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"Darwin, Where are you when we need you the most?!"
Submitted by Kre8rix (user info) at 2005-04-09 01:26:44 EDT (#)
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Anyone else see the irony here?
Anyone?
Submitted by dragonOT02 (user info) at 2005-04-09 01:26:03 EDT (#)
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Meh, I vote aganist Kentucky cause they have Jim Beam, my favorite burbon. I'll go with montanna, theres absoutly nothing up there.