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Submitted by <scatherm.at.yahoo.com> (View user info) at 2005-04-10 01:44:50 EDT


i hope u remeber when we went to the shop

and when we got caught by the cops

i will never forget what u did

i sorry for calling u kid

i sorry amanda

im an idiot....... duh

does any1 have chapstick

cuz my lips hurt real bad

Damn i really have to stop "thinking with my dick"

how can u ever be mad?

i really love u and yet i hate u that much more when i think about it

i lucky i have control or i would of had a fit

Amanda i will make it up to you some how

i loved u with all my heart and u broke it

and u say u care...WoW!?!?!?

damn my shirts are such a tight fit

How could u do this to me

i feel like i did wrong by u and this is the fee

But i never did anyting seriously wrong

Who has ur thong??

I might have lost alot but i gained even more

I seriously need to start working on my core

I was happy

I was sad

It was not nappy

I was mad

But i listen to the comericial

Dont get mad get glad

With or Without u i cant live

But i cant want to give........

U took somemthing when u left i want that back asap

The sad part is u dont even know what it is

It was the key

To where u ask

Damn if u dont know that i wont explain it

Cuz it is to much of a task

An u think frank is a perfect fit

Have fun with that

Since all i am to u is a door mat

yea maybe i deserve it

but u know what i gave up everything for u

What did i get???????????

And i u can say i ewe

I will never forget how we met

Bye....Peice out........... See u Lates....

i have one more thing to say damn it feels god to be a gansta


The above post was made by an 18 year old male, who does not work and still lives with his parents. Apparently, he should get a job, and use the money to invest in some Hooked on Phonics. He was recently dumped by his girlfriend, and decided to write her some poems. I posted one of them here... it is a true masterpiece. I know that all of you WISH you had these Uber writing skills, but don't be happy, sad, nappy, or mad... I'm sure someday they will come to you with enough practice. But then again, none of you will be able to step with him though... he's a true "gansta."
9/10


:SIDE NOTE: If any ladies here read this poem and it made them tingle all over, let me know and I can give you his number.



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Submitted by Scatherm (user info) at 2005-04-10 12:57:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Living with your parents is alright.

Living with your parents, getting everything handed to you, and not having to work for anything you have is not.

Submitted by bush_for_god (user info) at 2005-04-10 02:50:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

what's wrong with being 18 and living at home you jackass? I'm still in high school, 18 years old, and I live with my parents. You're gay

Submitted by Katastrofadark (user info) at 2005-04-10 02:40:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by DonovanMD (user info) at 2005-04-10 02:20:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

This was shit.

Submitted by darko (user info) at 2005-04-10 01:53:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

wow....


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