I Will Be Famous (920 hits)
Category: Humor -> Dumb JobsRating: -0.74 on 22 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Sarah Prejean <derivablezero.at.gmail.com> (View user info) at 2005-04-11 11:12:25 EDT
I am going to be famous on the internet. Here are some reasons why:
1.) It's easy.
2.) It's easy.
3.) It's easy.
And some examples:
Maddox http://maddox.ixmission.net
Just about everyone in the universe knows who Maddox is and what he writes about. This man is the webmaster and writer of The Best Page in the Universe... which really is not the best page in the universe. First off, let's take some things into consideration. Namely what is wrong with society whenever a totally misogynistic, cynical, insulting website is the best page in the universe. Albeit the man is funny, makes some really great jokes, slams Ben Stiller, and hates U2... it's not the best page in the universe. Don't you think that if something were to be dubbed "The Best Page in the Universe" it should be something insightful, witty, and at least provide a little bit of knowledge without being entirely egocentric and developing a following of 13-50 year old males who can't get laid? Anyway, this guy got famous for making fun of everything possible. Who says that I can't, too. I may be obviously lacking in wit and ingenuity but Ross Perot was all over the news and George Bush is our president so it really cannot be that hard to find success if you are not exactly proficient in those areas.
White Ninja http://whiteninjacomics.com
Some people do not know what White Ninja Comics are, and that is a shame. White Ninja started as a humble character created by two prepubescent boys in elementary school. Simple drawings with story lines that have not much of a point, but are hysterically funny. The comic morphed as time went on, and through ups and downs it eventually became published in the creators' university newspaper. Now, White Ninja is an online comic strip, with almost 300 archived White Ninja strips on the website. There are well over four hundred sitting around somewhere, but the best are online. Check them out... But then listen to me. Last semester, some friends and I were in a car on our way back from sale shopping, talking about people who we think the world may be better without. Ideas flew back and forth until I decided to start drawing a comic strip, titled "Suicide Jack". These strips did not go anywhere, the character was a stick figure drawn in pencil who continually tries to kill himself but is ultimately unsuccessful each time. All semester last fall, each week, I posted a new comic. People anxiously awaited "Suicide Jack"'s next trial, and sometimes I had death threats waiting on my door because the next edition did not show up on time. This semester, I have not had the time for it, and angry mobs are beating down my door. Sort of. Give me some webspace and make room for my FAME, baby!
Tooth Paste For Dinner http://toothpastefordinner.com
Enough said. A blob who carries social justice and little dots for eyes. I mean really.
The I Kiss You Guy http://ikissyou.org
Mahir. Mahir is a lonely man who kisses people. Everywhere. All over the globe. And he's famous for it. He's been on the news. People all over the world send him kisses. He looks creepy and gets away with it. If this guy can make it, so can I. He's even crappy with html.
Since the internet is a plethora of opportunities, I am going to say humbly that my not-so-adoring fans may donate any money to support my cause of fame on the interweb machine by sending money via paypal to poetinsomniac.at.yahoo.com
User Reviews
Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2005-04-14 03:00:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
"I am going to start a new music/fashion genre by pouring Half & Half onto mopey teenagers. It will be called...'creamo'."
ahaha. I bet hidden would laugh.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-04-13 15:07:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
well, you'll be always be famous to me, dearie...
Submitted by Siren (user info) at 2005-04-12 02:50:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
+1 for a dream. Good luck, friend.
Submitted by Creepy_guy (user info) at 2005-04-12 02:34:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
My girlfriend has a shit load of those White Ninja cartoons. The guys that draw them make little books and sell them for like $5 a piece. They're actually not too bad.
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2005-04-12 01:50:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
It's Uberstrip
Submitted by MrWillard (user info) at 2005-04-12 01:32:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Ok fine...you have succeeded in intriging me. Despite the fact I can't spell it.
Whats your AIM screen name?
Submitted by Bigmike (user info) at 2005-04-11 23:32:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-04-11 12:28:15 (#)
Ranking: -2
Can you suck a golf ball through a garden hose?
Get back to me if you can.
C'mon Shlongy. 30 feet of garden hose at least.
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2005-04-11 23:16:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm in your corner.
Submitted by Impassive-Digressive (user info) at 2005-04-11 21:17:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You want fame? Here's a recipe for you:
1. Set up a webcam
2. Broadcast it on the Internet
3. Sit in front of it naked
4. Raise a sharp knife in your preferred hand
5. Stab yourself in the neck with all your strength
6. Repeat as neccessary
There you go. You can be "That naked chick who topped herself online in order to be famous" You will be famous, granting your wish - and dead, granting ours.
Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2005-04-11 20:38:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Not as easy as you want to believe, n00b.
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-04-11 20:26:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2005-04-11 14:15:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Jungle_Jimanee (user info) at 2005-04-11 13:01:35 (#)
Ranking: 2
Here is a +2 to counter all the shit you are getting.
Submitted by BedOfHog (user info) at 2005-04-11 13:28:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Whenever I look down at my penis ought to be, I see a tiny bump. So tiny, that AJ had jealousy issues concerning it.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2005-04-11 13:05:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
who's maddox?
seriously.
never heard of him/her/it.
Submitted by Jungle_Jimanee (user info) at 2005-04-11 13:01:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Here is a +2 to counter all the shit you are getting.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-04-11 12:28:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Can you suck a golf ball through a garden hose?
Get back to me if you can.
Submitted by Sarcasticus (user info) at 2005-04-11 12:12:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Uh huh. That's like a mediocre artist saying, "I could've done that." Sure, you could've, but you didn't.
Also, Maddox rocks the house.
Submitted by MichaelJackson (user info) at 2005-04-11 11:53:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I am famous
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2005-04-11 11:43:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
** please subtract "IN" ...qty of 1, from the previous reviews.
Thank you,
The management
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2005-04-11 11:38:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I predict that you will become a toothless un-wed crackwhore mother, selling blowjobs in in alleys, to homeless niggers with HIV... all for a shot of their backwash.
you cunt
fuck off and have a nice day.
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2005-04-11 11:33:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I predict someone will kill you in order to conserve oxygen on earth, and no one will care that your corpse is lying on the side of a busy interstate.
You'll be famous then, only because of th einternet video circulating around with squirrels getting drunk, and having sex with your dead body then sobering up and throwing themselves into traffic after they realize what they did.
It's like a #8 from Wendy's, minus the food and ketchup packets
Submitted by William_Q_Percy (user info) at 2005-04-11 11:17:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Set up a website that shows you fucking yourself.
I'm sure you'll be famous in no time.
No get to it, chop chop!