Ubersite's Three Most Valuabale Users (1272 hits)
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Submitted by fudgepacknuts (View user info) at 2005-04-11 11:30:30 EDT
It's been a few months now, so I feel I have a semi-strong sense of the day-to-day ongoings and shenanigans on this site. Now, I am in now way a long-time user, and many of you may even think that a person with a User ID in the 13,000s has no right to post this. But hey, I've read many many posts and have made plenty of friends here...and you have every right to refute or agree with what I'm saying.
I'm not talking MVA here. I'm talking about those users who contribute the most in making Ubersite the large, yet confined community that it has become. And yes, it is impossible to encapsulate an entire website with about 18,000 users into 3 people....but I thought it would make for an inetresting debate. I thought, what does a community need? Leaders, Scholars, Jesters, Assholes, Dumb people, Cool People, Losers, etc etc etc. Basically, a lot of what happens in daily life, with everyone's quirks and eccentricities, happens here as well. Cliques form, people get angry, people fall in love, people become friends, and people just basically interact (albeit in a very odd manner), and people have fun with one another. It's a great thing, really...and I'm happy I've found it.
So, without further ado, I present my opinion on those Users who I feel add to Ubersite the most.
1) Bart Cilfone - This should be a given here. He created this damn thing. Without Bart, none of this would have happened and this entire post would be moot. Thanks to him, around 20 strangers met in Vegas a few weeks back and, from what I hear, had a sick ass time with one another. This happened in England, as well. ENGLAND!! Whoda thunk it? Whether or not he is the most original or funny or inventive person, you have to credit the guy for doing what he did and giving us all a place to spend our days and nights when we are too bored to think of anything else to do. So....thanks, man. If I ever meet you, the first round is on me.
2) Pentameter - In my eyes, the most consistent and best storyteller on this site. Not only are her posts entertaining and fun to read, they are so well written that you almost think that you are there next to her as you're reading. You rock, and I look forward to seeing you again sometime soon.
3) Shlongy - Yes.....shlongy. What fun would this place be without him? I think he's funny as all hell, to be honest. Yeah, he's -2ed me before and he's been anooying as fuck sometimes, but, and I've said this before, he does it in such a way that you can't hate the guy for doing it. If Ubersite had a Pauly Shore....it would be Shlongy.
User Reviews
Submitted by Wiggles (user info) at 2005-04-12 01:40:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
You are -2ing my posts now, I see.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-04-11 17:02:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Where's Wazza?
Submitted by SiskelandFatboy (user info) at 2005-04-11 16:30:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-04-11 16:19:17 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-04-11 15:56:20 (#)
Ranking: 0
Shlongy and Packnuts,
sittin' in a tree...
K-I-S-S-I-N-G!
First comes love
then comes marriage,
then comes A BABY DEMON SPAWN FROM HELL SPEWING VILE MUCUS ALL OVER ITS BABYCARRIAGE!!!!
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hahaha. okay that was funny.
Yes. Yes it was!
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-04-11 16:19:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-04-11 15:56:20 (#)
Ranking: 0
Shlongy and Packnuts,
sittin' in a tree...
K-I-S-S-I-N-G!
First comes love
then comes marriage,
then comes A BABY DEMON SPAWN FROM HELL SPEWING VILE MUCUS ALL OVER ITS BABYCARRIAGE!!!!
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hahaha. okay that was funny.
Submitted by BedOfHog (user info) at 2005-04-11 16:09:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Great reviews Shlongy, if "reviews" means "dicksmacking"
if "dicksmacking" means "using shity comebacks"
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-04-11 15:56:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Shlongy and Packnuts,
sittin' in a tree...
K-I-S-S-I-N-G!
First comes love
then comes marriage,
then comes A BABY DEMON SPAWN FROM HELL SPEWING VILE MUCUS ALL OVER ITS BABYCARRIAGE!!!!
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-04-11 15:00:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
It's not THAT funny, MOM.
Try and keep it together...By "it", I mean "your legs", or more specifically, your stretched out orafice, or the peepee will be running down your leggy weggys.
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2005-04-11 14:13:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
If Ubersite had a Pauly Shore....it would be Shlongy.
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BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA.....you fuckin' called him Pauly Shore.....HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.......
Excuse me, I've gotta go hit the john before I piss myself from laughing so hard...........
Fuckin' Pauly Shore....
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-04-11 14:08:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
It may be a pretty shitty post - OK, it IS a shitty post- but he's kissing Shlongy ass...always worth a +2.
Submitted by Wiggles (user info) at 2005-04-11 13:44:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
I agree Shlongy is a pretty entertaining personality, but this is still a shitty post.
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-04-11 13:41:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
only a -1 because Shlongy does rule.
Submitted by RyuFu (user info) at 2005-04-11 13:19:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
It's easy to encapsulate 18,000+ Uberers into 3. After all, after alters are taken into account, there's really only 10 users.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-04-11 12:13:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm seriously considering changing my rating after that cutting "Pauly Shore" insult.
Couldn't you have used Jerry Seinfeld as the example, or at least George Costanza for chrissakes.?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-04-11 12:11:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This guy just might be my new favorite author...if we call this particular piece of shit, "writing".
You're pretty smart and observant, I will say that.
Now go change your name, goddammit.
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2005-04-11 12:07:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Loki: No justification is needed, just looke at her ability to start bandwagons.
AJ: Always at the center of attention, whether he's writing about vaginal opportunities or getting into debates on carold richards. Many people on ubersite would call AJ a tool, I say he's an important tool when it comes to making this site work. Love him, hate him, he always gets a reaction out of you.
Habeeb: Because the sun would engorge me with its mighty peener if I didn't say so. FUSION FUSION FUSION.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-04-11 12:06:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I concur.
Submitted by fudgepacker (user info) at 2005-04-11 12:02:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-04-11 12:00:00 (#)
Ranking: 1
You lost me at "vauluabale" and then when my eyes stopped bleeding I noticed that my name was not on your list and it's credibility went into free fall. Nice ass licking though, have a +1 for being pathetic!
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why am i pathetic? it's nice to give credit where credit is due. and i already noted my spelling error below. i'm sorry i didn't proofread, but I didn't think I was submitting and midterm here.
Submitted by Wazza (user info) at 2005-04-11 12:01:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Another brown nose vying for brownie points.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-04-11 12:00:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
You lost me at "vauluabale" and then when my eyes stopped bleeding I noticed that my name was not on your list and it's credibility went into free fall. Nice ass licking though, have a +1 for being pathetic!
Submitted by mbstateside (user info) at 2005-04-11 11:59:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I can't argue with that
Submitted by BedOfHog (user info) at 2005-04-11 11:54:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
So bart is #1, eh? Makes sense.
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-04-11 11:49:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
+1 for Pentameter!!
Submitted by Feijuada (user info) at 2005-04-11 11:49:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Good to know.
Submitted by Pentameter (user info) at 2005-04-11 11:47:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Probably one of the greater compliments that anyone has paid me about my writing, and it means much more to me than you could ever know.
Next time there's a shindig in NY, I'll be there. Looking forward to seeing you again as well.
Submitted by Dead_0hi0_Sky (user info) at 2005-04-11 11:45:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
worthless.
Submitted by fudgepacker (user info) at 2005-04-11 11:39:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
for misspelling 'valuable'.....that sucked of me.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-04-11 11:36:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You'll get no argument from me.
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2005-04-11 11:35:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
ATTN ALL SHLONGYS...... ATTN ALL SHLONGYS
PLEASE REPORT TO THIS CHOAD TO HAVE YOUR BALLS SLATHERED IN SPIT
*REPEAT*
PLEASE REPORT TO THIS CHOAD TO HAVE YOUR BALLS SLATHERED IN SPIT
that is all
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2005-04-11 11:34:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Because I'm not on your list
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2005-04-11 11:33:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
whoopee another uber-popularity contest