Bart the hits a fucked up! (1081 hits)
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Submitted by beachbum (View user info) at 2005-04-11 17:47:37 EDT
Bart,
I know this sound slike some petty ass shit coming from me but what the fuck?
The hits counter says I have 4043 hits which sucks major fucking ass but my real number of hits when actually adding up all my posts is 10635. I know that my hits still suck ass and people will laugh at that shit but can we at ;least get an accurate count on this shit.
I mean I want to know actually how many times my shit has been clicked on dude. People plus 2 this if you see an issue with yours and -2 it if you don't give a shit or if yours is fine.
Bart please get the hit counter to actually count like an educated person and not the rtard down the street counting with his fingers and toes.
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Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2005-04-12 13:32:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Guess what. I've got a fevah! And the only prescription... is more commas!!
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2005-04-12 11:11:27 EDT (#)
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NEEDS MORE COMMAS!
Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2005-04-12 10:25:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Bart: "GOD! That's it! Bruce, could you come in here, please?"
Bruce Dickinson: "Fellas! Now we've wasted two posts. This last one... was even better than the first!"
Bart: "Bruce, I have to admit, I find Wazza's commas a little distracting, that's all. I don't know, if I'm the only one I'll shut up."
JMG: "No, it's pretty rough."
Wazza: "i can tone it down a little."
Bruce Dickinson: "Ok, but not too much. I'm telling you fellas, you're going to want those commas."
Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2005-04-12 10:18:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by bart (user info) at 2005-04-12 01:14:10 (#)
Ranking: -2
the fucking comma goes *AFTER* the space. AFTER THE SPACE!
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Bruce Dickinson: "You guys, what's the problem? That was looking like a dynamite post."
Bart: "Uhhh, are you sure that was looking alright, Bruce?"
Bruce Dickinson: "Well I'll be honest, it coulda used a little more commas. Wazza, I want you to really explore the studio space with the commas."
Wazza: "you got it ,bruce"
Bruce Dickinson: "I mean it."
Wazza: "uh huh"
Bruce Dickinson: "EXPLORE THE SPACE."
Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2005-04-12 10:04:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 because the comments on this shitty post rock
Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2005-04-12 09:51:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Why the fuck do you care how many people click on your message, that doesnt mean that you have a good post, it means you have a good title. How about less worring about hits and more worring about your apparent inability to post something worth while.
-2DIE RETARD
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2005-04-12 08:34:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm unaffected
157,223 Bitches.
I'm cashing them in soon and getting a pair of fuzzy dice.
Submitted by Wazza (user info) at 2005-04-12 03:47:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
aND! I WILL PUT THE FUCKING COMMAS WHERE I WANT TO PUT THE BASTARDS ,THEY ARE MY FUCKING COMMAS.
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2005-04-12 01:50:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hey look on the bright side!
I get to cross 150 000 hits FOR THE SECOND TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!
YES!
Submitted by Wazza (user info) at 2005-04-12 01:42:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Maybe dipshit yourself fuck head!great with the mouth uh lets see how good you are when i get to yankee land ,toy boys like you deserve a good smack up the gob,and after the shit you have laid out ,you are a candidate, and your english lessons fall on deaf ears dick puller.
After all, all Dictators will fall.
As i said before you can give it out like a smart cunt ,but you cant cop it back ,that is the real weakness,and epitomises your child like qualities.Your not a man and never will be one ,ubersite is your protection for your little and many insecurities.
That in your life will be short lived ,
Submitted by bush_for_god (user info) at 2005-04-12 01:32:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
-2 for adding up all your hits
fag
Submitted by Phate (user info) at 2005-04-12 01:32:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by bart (user info) at 2005-04-12 01:14:10 (#)
Ranking: -2
"But twould be nice if there was a "Level" playing ground uh? it seems those not in favour with the dictator are in the shit ,others have escaped the axe. It reaks of Saddam Insane."
Yes, moron, I'm Saddam Hussein. Now that I've been captured by US military forces, I have nothing to do with my time other than fuck around with you via the internet. Since I can't gas minorities anymore, I do the next best thing and modify a hit counter on Ubersite. I am a bad ass.
Great analogy, dipshit.
And the fucking comma goes *AFTER* the space. AFTER THE SPACE!
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BWAAHAHHAHAHA Add a montage of PWNED pictures after that
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2005-04-12 01:30:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
ho ho ho...green giant!
Submitted by bart (user info) at 2005-04-12 01:14:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
"But twould be nice if there was a "Level" playing ground uh? it seems those not in favour with the dictator are in the shit ,others have escaped the axe. It reaks of Saddam Insane."
Yes, moron, I'm Saddam Hussein. Now that I've been captured by US military forces, I have nothing to do with my time other than fuck around with you via the internet. Since I can't gas minorities anymore, I do the next best thing and modify a hit counter on Ubersite. I am a bad ass.
Great analogy, dipshit.
And the fucking comma goes *AFTER* the space. AFTER THE SPACE!
Submitted by lnknptheory (user info) at 2005-04-11 23:30:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I love how you spell "rtard."
Submitted by Wazza (user info) at 2005-04-11 23:22:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Wazza had 32000 before ,now he has 12000,? work that out. Iv'e been knocked off for 20,000.Its a bit rough.
Submitted by FunnyAsCancer (user info) at 2005-04-11 22:47:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I gained 2000 during a period where I had previously averaged about 23 a day.
Am I complaining? Nope, not me.
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2005-04-11 22:44:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Bart has no life outside of Ubersite. In my mind, every user other than me IS Bart. It's like the Matrix....only with more Bart. In the end I have to fight the army of Barts. I put Bart as the beneficiary for my life insurance.
Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2005-04-11 22:33:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I wonder if people imagine Bart sitting at his computer all day, waiting for something to remedy on Ubersite.
Submitted by kai070169 (user info) at 2005-04-11 22:29:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-04-11 17:50:06 (#)
Ranking: -2
Here's my expert solution:
Kill yourself, dipshit.
You are welcome.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-04-11 22:11:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Mayhaps he is weeding out hits the poster gives themselves....
Who cares. I still rule you all.
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2005-04-11 19:57:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Mine says I'm around 46,000.00 but when I add up my posts, I'm actually somwhere in the neighbourhood of 14.
Maybe I got yours.
Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2005-04-11 19:41:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
So very.......
anal retentive
Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2005-04-11 19:38:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
What the hell? I have 70k missing.
Submitted by InkyFingers (user info) at 2005-04-11 19:33:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
No Comment
Submitted by Herpes (user info) at 2005-04-11 19:20:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
mine's fine
Submitted by Wazza (user info) at 2005-04-11 18:57:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Maybe the general contention is that not a real lot care about the hit thing that much,
But twould be nice if there was a "Level" playing ground uh? it seems those not in favour with the dictator are in the shit ,others have escaped the axe. It reaks of Saddam Insane.
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2005-04-11 18:49:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Or, 'What I read'
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2005-04-11 18:48:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit bart shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit hits shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit my shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit total shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit. -2 die
Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2005-04-11 18:40:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/contact.cgi
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-04-11 18:39:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Something happened to the hit-counters in the last two weeks.
Don't know what (computer and I were undergoing trial seperation) but KoolMang's hits have been wiped out, and Fetish's are way down. Tuesday's have been halved. At least 3 people have been removed from the MVA somehow.
Mine seems unaffected - gained ~6000 hits while away - but maybe I will run through my posts to check the totals. Maybe.
In the meantime:
STFU NOOB
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2005-04-11 18:33:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
HAHA I have more hits than you!
Go have sex with yourself, asshole.
And your little dog too.
Submitted by tuesdaydelay (user info) at 2005-04-11 18:26:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
But..... he's stolen hits from people he dislikes but nobody knows who the hell this guy is.
Submitted by Dolson (user info) at 2005-04-11 18:25:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
And the -2s just keep rolling in.
Submitted by strwbryfanatic (user info) at 2005-04-11 18:24:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
YOU! OUT OF THE GENE POOL!!!
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-04-11 18:13:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Why do you care about hits?
Submitted by Umbilical_Cord (user info) at 2005-04-11 18:13:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Are people actually getting paid for hits and I just don't know about it?
If not, how does this in any way matter?
Submitted by wardy (user info) at 2005-04-11 18:11:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
go fuck yourself. with a pie or a cake, jmg says so.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-04-11 17:57:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-04-11 17:54:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-04-11 17:50:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Here's my expert solution:
Kill yourself, dipshit.
You are welcome.