I apologise, Ubersite! (730 hits)
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Submitted by a very humble Feijuada (View user info) at 2005-04-12 12:31:11 EDT
Ubersite, I have posted here to apologise.
You see, the last three posts weren't very good. Heck, they were downright terrible. You see, they were created at the wrong time and place.
Most Ubersite posts were created in my mother's house around 2 AM, usually while I was eating some kind of canned food. Since I would be the only awake, with no light except the glow of the monitor, I had the peace and quiet that I need to write quality, mind-blowing work as is my usual fare. Many of my best posts were written in the dead of night. But not so with my last three.
Instead, these last three posts were written in what I can only describe as a highly stressful environment for writing. This would be my father's house; a place ruled by a man who would tell me when I was a sapling that books made you stupid (stupid as in retarded). Add on to that the fact that there were sever people who I dislike greatly (no names) who were in the room while I was crafting two of these. Needless to say, they turned out badly.
From now on, Ubersite, I swear to think clearly about what I am writing, give it a little more thought, to put on my thinking cap! I want to amuse you with my fantastic (all true) stories, blow your mind with the latest scientific innovations created in my basement, and stun you with ideas that are so crazy they must be true, not bore, anger, and perhaps molest you! Those days are over!
Now, I must beg forgiveness for my terrible sins. There is now way to wash the stain of three bad posts from My Uber, but hopefully they'll be forgotten as I write posts filled with comments like
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-04-12 08:42:40 (#)
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Wow Fejuad you are so cool I can't wait for your next post.
but hopefully people will learn how to spell my name.
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Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-04-17 19:45:27 EDT (#)
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Wow Fejuad you are so cool I can't wait for your next post.
Submitted by lordofthedance (user info) at 2005-04-17 19:29:45 EDT (#)
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I'm sorry...blah blah blah.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2005-04-13 08:50:21 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-04-12 17:54:38 (#)
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Well, this one's not any better. You're sliding downhill like Fat Tony after a Hostess Twinkie.
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Submitted by mxc_jwebber (user info) at 2005-04-12 21:06:40 EDT (#)
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Submitted by MichaelJackson (user info) at 2005-04-12 12:38:53 (#)
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Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2005-04-12 12:33:00 (#)
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I prefer my apologies in spanish
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¿Annie es usted aceptable? ¿Es usted Annie aceptable? ¡Cerca le han golpeado, usted se ha pulsado cerca, un criminal liso!
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Jesus Christ that was great.
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2005-04-12 19:17:39 EDT (#)
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are you kidding me? i'm a fucking roller coaster.
look at this shit. i made it a week and a half ago.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/63368
i thought it was funny. it turned out it was retarded. ah well.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-04-12 19:00:49 EDT (#)
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Severed people???
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-04-12 17:55:22 EDT (#)
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You don't see ME apologizing and ALL of my posts suck.
Fuck Uber if they can't take a joke.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-04-12 17:54:38 EDT (#)
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Well, this one's not any better. You're sliding downhill like Fat Tony after a Hostess Twinkie.
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2005-04-12 13:11:01 EDT (#)
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Submitted by MichaelJackson (user info) at 2005-04-12 12:38:53 (#)
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Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2005-04-12 12:33:00 (#)
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I prefer my apologies in spanish
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¿Annie es usted aceptable? ¿Es usted Annie aceptable? ¡Cerca le han golpeado, usted se ha pulsado cerca, un criminal liso!
AHHAHHAAAAAAAAHAHHAHAHHAHHAHHAHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHHAHHAHHAHAHAHHA
Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2005-04-12 12:41:21 EDT (#)
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i know where you're comin' from man...
actually, i have forced a few posts in the past. they were teh suck.
keep up the good work.
Submitted by MichaelJackson (user info) at 2005-04-12 12:38:53 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2005-04-12 12:33:00 (#)
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I prefer my apologies in spanish
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¿Annie es usted aceptable? ¿Es usted Annie aceptable? ¡Cerca le han golpeado, usted se ha pulsado cerca, un criminal liso!
Submitted by Feijuada (user info) at 2005-04-12 12:38:37 EDT (#)
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Advice noted and remembered.
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2005-04-12 12:38:20 EDT (#)
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Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2005-04-12 12:36:06 (#)
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Don't apologise.
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B_Bob is right man, don't apologise ... just kill yourself next time.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2005-04-12 12:36:06 EDT (#)
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Don't apologise.
I just don't post when I'm feeling uncreative, like I've been for the past two weeks.
OR
If I'm not sure that something will go over well, I save it to my computer with hopes of looking at it later from another perspective.
Submitted by Yes (user info) at 2005-04-12 12:35:02 EDT (#)
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damnit... thought it said a very 'nimble' Feijuada.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-04-12 12:34:45 EDT (#)
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I am now going to go and read some of your other work. This post is fucking annoying but I am going to give you the benefit of the doubt at this stage.
Submitted by Feijuada (user info) at 2005-04-12 12:34:22 EDT (#)
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I el apologiseo.
Submitted by Zombie_Reagan (user info) at 2005-04-12 12:33:24 EDT (#)
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BRAAAAAINS! BRAAAAINS!
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2005-04-12 12:33:00 EDT (#)
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I prefer my apologies in spanish