Brought to you by Tuesday, the Shittiest Day of the Week (2216 hits)
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Submitted by Jeanneee (View user info) at 2005-04-12 12:48:32 EDT
Why does Tuesday always suck so much anyway? Is our Judeo-Christian God protesting the fact that it's named for Tiw, the Old Norse pagan deity of war and justice, by making it a crappy day? Or is it just that it's so far from the weekend in either direction?
Well, that's enough of my ruminating on the origins of the Shittiest Day of the Week. More pressing concerns are at hand, namely:
I think I'm being poisoned. That's right, goodly people of Uber, someone is trying to kill me. See, I've been having this strange metallic taste in my mouth for a couple of weeks now. Then, this past weekend, I started seeing strange flashes of light in my peripheral vision every few hours.
Yesterday, while B@W, I decided to Google my mystery symptoms (Google is a brilliant self-diagnosis tool for those of us without medical coverage). Clickety-click, metallic taste, flashes of light, clickety-click and search - lo and behold, the first webpage to pop up is labeled, simply, "STRYCHNINE."
GASP. That's all the proof I need that someone has it out for me. Well, either that, or I'm becoming an out-of-control hypochondriac in my old age, just like my great-aunt Grace "help me count out my pills, dear" Bryant. Either way, it's not looking too good for me.
What else, what else... Oh, if you're thinking of renting "The Notebook," starring Rachel McAdams and Ryan Gosling, allow me to save you the trouble. It's the most formulaic, excruciatingly ghey tampon of a movie ever to be shit out by the Hollywood Drivel Machine.
There's only one sex scene and you can't even see anything. What a huge waste. Adding insult to injury, it also features old people making out, a handlebar mustache, and James Mardsen. Needless to repeat - I do not recommend this movie. Spend the 4 bucks on something more worthwhile, like a fancy jar of mustard or something.
I leave you with this picture of my little sister at horse camp last week. I hope you all have a pleasant Tuesday, insofar as that is possible.
User Reviews
Submitted by ajanssen (user info) at 2005-09-01 20:57:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Jeanneee, I like you.
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2005-05-11 05:59:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
cool
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-04-19 22:28:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i owe you one qour, 35 minutes, avd 18 seconds of +2w
Submitted by TheHater (user info) at 2005-04-15 13:32:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
go fuck yourself, you whore.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-04-15 12:23:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This needs HEAT!
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-04-15 12:23:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Admit it, Miss Peon, you love me....
Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2005-04-14 16:03:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-04-14 12:56:41 (#)
Ranking: 2
WOOHOO!!!! 42 tabs open!!!!
And only 5 are work-related....
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Dude! That is fucked up <giggle>
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-04-14 12:56:41 EDT (#)
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WOOHOO!!!! 42 tabs open!!!!
And only 5 are work-related....
Submitted by Soley_Trinity (user info) at 2005-04-14 08:58:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 for little sisters.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-04-14 08:47:46 EDT (#)
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I would be much obliged if you would do that, Had.
You can download Photoshop at http://www.adobe.com .
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-04-14 08:41:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I need to get photoshop and photoshop your sister onto an emu's back.
Submitted by Chinaski (user info) at 2005-04-14 01:59:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i wish we lived in a utopian society, like the Ohlone or Ewoks.
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-04-14 00:10:39 EDT (#)
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Is our Judeo-Christian God protesting the fact that it's named for Tiw, the Old Norse pagan deity of war and justice, by making it a crappy day?
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Wednesday is Oden
Thursday is Thor
Friday is Freyja.
Those days don't suck so much.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-04-13 14:42:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
In case munkey didn't mis-spell emu...grrr....I've got a quick script to correct that....
WARNING!!! BORED GEEK ALERT!!!!
#!/usr/bin/perl
use strict;
Use Uber::Comment;
Use Getpost::Smartass;
if (my $user eq 'munkeypants' ) {
foreach my $word (my @comment) {
($word = my $newword) =~ s/emo/emu/;
}
}
I'm going to go hide my head in the sand.....
Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2005-04-13 13:58:19 EDT (#)
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Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-04-13 13:43:59 (#)
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Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-04-13 13:38:00 (#)
Ranking: 2
wwww...ork...ing?
what's that? Some new emo catch phrase?
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That had better be a misspelling of emu, miss munkey
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HAHAHAHAHHHaaahahahahaaa
Emu = bird
Emo = http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Emo
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-04-13 13:43:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-04-13 13:38:00 (#)
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wwww...ork...ing?
what's that? Some new emo catch phrase?
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That had better be a misspelling of emu, miss munkey
Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2005-04-13 13:41:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-04-13 12:45:06 (#)
Ranking: 2
#5 on Most Heated. Jeanneeeneeeneee is the glue that binds Peon and myself into our little orgy....
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Hahahahhaaaa
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-04-13 13:38:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
wwww...ork...ing?
what's that? Some new emo catch phrase?
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-04-13 13:27:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
God, Munkey, why don't you try working while you're at work?
hehe
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-04-13 13:16:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
<refrains from gratuitous <ejaculates> now he is a respectable mva member (and thirtiest most popular person on Ubersite)>
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-04-13 12:55:14 EDT (#)
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I am bored bored bored at work.
raaaaaah.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-04-13 12:45:06 EDT (#)
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#5 on Most Heated. Jeanneeeneeeneee is the glue that binds Peon and myself into our little orgy....
Submitted by PrissyB (user info) at 2005-04-13 12:10:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Will you let me take a ride on your emu?
Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2005-04-13 11:57:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
beginning to think it was cancer... or something.
Don't know why that dropped off?? WTF?
Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2005-04-13 11:54:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-04-13 11:42:37 (#)
Ranking: 2
According my research on those symptoms, they could be early signs of impending migraines....
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Oh thank god that's the reason for my migraines... that coupled with my nosebleeds that started yesterday I was beginning to
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-04-13 11:52:36 EDT (#)
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Better than being poisoned, dear.
You only wish migraines were fatal. And only during one.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-04-13 11:48:48 EDT (#)
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uh oh
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-04-13 11:42:37 EDT (#)
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According my research on those symptoms, they could be early signs of impending migraines....
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-04-13 11:21:10 EDT (#)
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I got nothing. I'm just as bored.
My roommate just came into work and said there is cat barf all over the house. I'm really looking forward to my lunchtime trip home. God only knows what I will find when I get there.
All I can say is that there better not be any on my bed. Kitty will die.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-04-13 11:05:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm farking bored at work today....the boss is away, but there's too much going on to leave early.
And all m ywork has me tied to my desk. Someone entertain me.
Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2005-04-13 11:01:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
""I'm not usre I'd have a chance to rate on that one....""
Why not? Just rate it BEFORE you look at it. That way if your head explodes from all the hot sexy goodness I will still get my +2.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-04-13 10:33:50 EDT (#)
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I'm not usre I'd have a chance to rate on that one....
Still got a spot on that trip to Mexico? We can discuss it over cheap tequila.
Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2005-04-13 10:24:00 EDT (#)
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""I'll see what I can do, on an approriate post.""
Is that the one were Jeanneee and I have a wild lesbian naughtiness in slow motion?
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-04-13 10:10:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2005-04-13 09:36:15 (#)
Ranking: 2
One day when I grow up I want to be on most heated.
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I'll see what I can do, on an approriate post.
Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2005-04-13 09:36:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
One day when I grow up I want to be on most heated.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-04-13 09:33:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
ACK! Sorry!
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-04-13 09:32:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-04-13 09:04:10 (#)
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Hey it's cool you guys. I appreciate the hits (I'm saving up for an emu).
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This is why I love this woman.
Congrats on Most Heated, btw.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2005-04-13 09:04:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh, if you're thinking of renting "The Notebook," starring Rachel McAdams and Ryan Gosling, allow me to save you the trouble. It's the most formulaic, excruciatingly ghey tampon of a movie ever to be shit out by the Hollywood Drivel Machine.
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Having suffered the same experience, this made me laugh out loud at work so hard that my phone rang.
It was the producers of "The Notebook" telling me to STFU -2 DIE. :p
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-04-13 09:04:10 EDT (#)
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Hey it's cool you guys. I appreciate the hits (I'm saving up for an emu).
Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2005-04-13 08:53:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
""I remember who you are. And I see the word ugly no where there. The post just did nothing for me. That and, apparently, I'm a lonely, bitter man who is in a perpetual bad mood. No offense intended.""
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Well in that case I guess you can come.... But you have to bring Twizzlers, and if you can figure out what they are for, you get a extra special treat!!!
Jeanneee honey, sorry for camping on your post.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-04-13 08:33:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2005-04-12 16:42:37 (#)
Ranking: 2
Gee I don't think he would want to go if he remembered who I am
""Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-04-06 13:10:03 (#)
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Meh. Not quite enough to care about....""
He thinks me ugly :-( maybe we should invite everyone else and not share the memories with him.
PFfffffttttt
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I remember who you are. And I see the word ugly no where there. The post just did nothing for me. That and, apparently, I'm a lonely, bitter man who is in a perpetual bad mood. No offense intended.
Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2005-04-13 08:27:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I dated a girl with 3 horses. She had a fine ass. That is all.
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-04-12 23:14:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Wazza (user info) at 2005-04-12 17:44:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Nice pony, i had one like that.
Submitted by canadia (user info) at 2005-04-12 17:27:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
don't accept candy from strangers...
Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2005-04-12 16:42:37 EDT (#)
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Gee I don't think he would want to go if he remembered who I am
""Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-04-06 13:10:03 (#)
Ranking: 1
Meh. Not quite enough to care about....""
He thinks me ugly :-( maybe we should invite everyone else and not share the memories with him.
PFfffffttttt
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-04-12 16:22:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Whatcha say Peon - can I bring Hadley or is this a ladies-only event?
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-04-12 16:17:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2005-04-12 16:12:45 (#)
Ranking: 2
Snhnozz, Schlozz
I'm ambidextrous...
and I have TOYS!!! And an offensively loooong tongue!
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I'm so there.
With a camera crew.
And some Vaseline.
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2005-04-12 16:14:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Oh yeah, I know why....HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO mooooooooooooooooooe
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I picture that as the sound a cow would make....
what the hell was that supposed to mean dude ?
Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2005-04-12 16:12:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Snhnozz, Schlozz
I'm ambidextrous...
and I have TOYS!!! And an offensively loooong tongue!
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-04-12 16:09:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
How does WTH know what my dick looks like?
And why would he care?
Oh yeah, I know why....HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO mooooooooooooooooooe.
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2005-04-12 16:09:13 EDT (#)
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He does have the mother of noses.... but where the fuck are his lips ??
THE MAN HAS NO LIPS ???
JEANNEEE ?? ..... have you seen SHLONGYS lips ?
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-04-12 16:07:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Shlongy is a retarded little elf with a small shrivled pecker. You could stay home and diddle yourself with a crayon if THAT'S the experience you crave!!
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Yeah, but he's got that hella schnozz....
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2005-04-12 15:57:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
My God, I liked one of WTH's comments....
I feel dirty.
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Welcome to my world.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-04-12 15:52:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
What else, what else... Oh, if you're thinking of renting "The Notebook," starring Rachel McAdams and Ryan Gosling, allow me to save you the trouble. It's the most formulaic, excruciatingly ghey tampon of a movie ever to be shit out by the Hollywood Drivel Machine.
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That's a solid +2 right there.
But THIS:
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2005-04-12 15:41:51 (#)
Ranking: 0
God JEANNEEE.... that's a no brainer.
Go for the hot sweaty lesbian sex romp, of course.
Shlongy is a retarded little elf with a small shrivled pecker. You could stay home and diddle yourself with a crayon if THAT'S the experience you crave!!
is even better. My God, I liked one of WTH's comments....
I feel dirty.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-04-12 15:51:37 EDT (#)
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Lesbian sex it is then. I hope I can remember how that's done, it's been an awfully long time.
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2005-04-12 15:41:51 EDT (#)
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God JEANNEEE.... that's a no brainer.
Go for the hot sweaty lesbian sex romp, of course.
Shlongy is a retarded little elf with a small shrivled pecker. You could stay home and diddle yourself with a crayon if THAT'S the experience you crave!!
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-04-12 15:34:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Being Jesus, I feel it is my duty to command you to go with profesional_peon and take lots and lots of drunken, lesbian photos!
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-04-12 15:32:22 EDT (#)
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Dilemma... Do I go for the swanky golf tourney on HHI with Shlongy this weekend, or do I go for the hot lesbian sex with Professional_Peon?
I guess I'll just have to ask myself what Jesus would do.
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2005-04-12 15:26:09 EDT (#)
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If the WINE ain't from a box, it ain't shit Prof....
Nice try.
(wine from a bottle...what a retard)
Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2005-04-12 15:22:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Dammit Jeanneee don't you DARE die on me. I already bought that stupid plastic WalMart pool, and 10 gallons of KY like you asked me to.
If you're gonna kick it, can you please come over this weekend first so we can take some pics for the Crouching Tiger Hidden Lick Sister post...
Remember you promised...
In front of a romantic fire...
With wine (from a bottle no less!)
*sobs*
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2005-04-12 15:16:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Thanks kiddo... it seemed fitting for the post, I could almost HEAR it playing in the background as I read it.
(plus I don't want you to kill me)
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-04-12 15:13:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Skynyrd. Nice one Chris.
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2005-04-12 15:11:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Train roll on, on down the line
Won't you please take me far away
Now, I feel the wind blow outside my door
I leave my woman at home
Tuesday's gone with the wind
My baby's gone with the wind
And I don't know oh where I'm going
I just want to be left alone
When this train ends, I'll try again
I leave my woman at home
Tuesday's gone with the wind
Tuesday's gone with the wind
Tuesday's gone with the wind
My baby's gone with the wind
Train roll on
Tuesday's gone with the wind
Tuesday's gone with the wind
Tuesday's gone with the wind
My baby's gone with the wind
Train roll on, many miles from my home
See, I'm riding my blues away
Tuesday, you see, she had to be free
But somehow, I've got to carry on
Tuesday's gone with the wind
Tuesday's gone with the wind
Tuesday's gone with the wind
My baby's gone with the wind
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-04-12 15:06:19 EDT (#)
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I believe it WAS taken on a Tuesday, as a matter of fact. Yet another piece of evidence.
Submitted by boomslang (user info) at 2005-04-12 15:03:04 EDT (#)
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Submitted by mbstateside (user info) at 2005-04-12 14:02:36 (#)
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I don't know who looks more bored, your sister or the horse.
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seriously, was this taken on a Tuesday?
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2005-04-12 14:55:25 EDT (#)
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Ok so it's REALLY Clem Kadiddlehopper...
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2005-04-12 14:46:16 EDT (#)
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Jeanneee, I got you covered babe.....
SHLONGYS REAL NAME IS........
wait for it......wait for it.....
ready ??
Mickey Mcasssphincter ... just ask for him, you'll see.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-04-12 14:42:26 EDT (#)
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Well, they won't know who "Shlongy" is but they will sure know me.
I was the Sales Director of this tournament the last 4 years.
Now, I work for one of the sponsors of the tournament.
So, If you wanted to come up, or down...just e-mail me.
Submitted by wanderingsharps (user info) at 2005-04-12 14:08:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
your sis has the same look I did while trying to watch the notebook.
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2005-04-12 14:06:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-04-12 13:53:31 (#)
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Don't worry Chris. As long as you don't make any more cracks about my sissy-pooh-pooh, you're safe.
So... I'm either diabetic or about to stroke out. Great.
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Thanks!! ... I was uhm, talking about the horse, honest.
Maybe you just need a different toothpaste or something like that ?
Who would have access to your food source that might stand to benefit from your untimely death ?
(other than the martians that live in your night stand)
Submitted by hungovermondays (user info) at 2005-04-12 14:05:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I find myself wondering what the horse is thinking with its dark eye.
Submitted by mbstateside (user info) at 2005-04-12 14:02:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I don't know who looks more bored, your sister or the horse.
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2005-04-12 13:55:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I can't believe that you saw that movie. I've seen the previews of it and it looked just awful.
Maybe that movie poisoned you.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-04-12 13:53:31 EDT (#)
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Don't worry Chris. As long as you don't make any more cracks about my sissy-pooh-pooh, you're safe.
So... I'm either diabetic or about to stroke out. Great.
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2005-04-12 13:49:34 EDT (#)
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Please don't kill me Jeanneee ?
Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2005-04-12 13:36:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hey, from what I understand having the sensation like you have pennies in your mouth (a coppery, metalic taste) can also be a precursor to a stroke. Flashes of color too.
Good luck with that.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-04-12 13:36:00 EDT (#)
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Thanks Shlong-daddy, I might just do that. I'll wander from tent to tent asking for Shlongy. Security should have me back out in the parking lot in no time flat.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-04-12 13:30:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-04-12 13:24:37 (#)
Ranking: 0
I didn't bother to read this but if you wanted to swing by the golf tournament this week Jeanneee, I can give you a Clubhouse badge and an invite to our hospitality tent on 18.
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That sounds like fun!
You would have to deal with Shlongy and other dickheads who put up with Shlongy.
Personally I'd rather have my balls trampled on by stampeding water buffalo...
Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2005-04-12 13:28:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i concur
Submitted by fudgepacker (user info) at 2005-04-12 13:27:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Nice randomness there.
And Jeaneee, I would love nothing more than to be the father of your children, but I think that Tuesday is, in fact, the best day of the week (see: http://www.ubersite.com/m/63107). I'm sorry to linkwhore, but that just illustrates how I feel about the greatest day Tiw could have conceived in his heyday.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-04-12 13:24:37 EDT (#)
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I didn't bother to read this but if you wanted to swing by the golf tournament this week Jeanneee, I can give you a Clubhouse badge and an invite to our hospitality tent on 18.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-04-12 13:21:24 EDT (#)
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WTH, keep your filthy perverted mind off my little sister. Don't make me kill you.
And yes Sphagnum, I would love to be "down under" with you right now. Haha, that sounds wicked dirty.
Submitted by tuesdaydelay (user info) at 2005-04-12 13:19:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
:)
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2005-04-12 13:18:34 EDT (#)
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MY GOD... IS JEANNEEEEE DEAD ?
WAS SHE TRYING TO TELL US SOMETHING ???
DID THEY POISON HER WHILE SHE TYPED ?
IS THERE ANY CHANCE THAT I MIGHT SEE HER NAKED....(even if she is already dead) ??
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-04-12 13:14:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Lil' sis is adorable.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-04-12 13:12:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2005-04-12 13:04:49 (#)
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Hey, your sister is hot... fix me up with her ??
HAHAH!!... I think it's SPHAGNUMNUTS that is poisoning you...long distance from the land of Kangeroo sex and not bathing... I blame HIM !!
Please don't die... I havent even seen you naked yet Jeanneeeee!!
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Hey... I bathe...occasionally.
Kangaroos are great because they never say no! We also have Koalas, Platypi and Emus here.
You should probably check out their website :-
http://www.getonadietfatass.com
Submitted by Affinity (user info) at 2005-04-12 13:10:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
a horse is just a fast, skinny cow
that tastes good to the french
Submitted by Pentameter (user info) at 2005-04-12 13:08:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Love the pic.
Submitted by GroundHogSlayer (user info) at 2005-04-12 13:06:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I hate horses but i love that picture
Submitted by precision (user info) at 2005-04-12 13:05:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Sounds like you need a food taster...either that or stronger meds.
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2005-04-12 13:04:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Hey, your sister is hot... fix me up with her ??
HAHAH!!... I think it's SPHAGNUMNUTS that is poisoning you...long distance from the land of Kangeroo sex and not bathing... I blame HIM !!
Please don't die... I havent even seen you naked yet Jeanneeeee!!
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-04-12 12:59:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Now that I look at the clock, I notice that it is 3am.
That would make it Wednesday here now wouldn't it?
Don't you wish you were here, with me right now?
Submitted by Josephine (user info) at 2005-04-12 12:59:01 EDT (#)
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Don't die, please.
Pretty horsey!
Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2005-04-12 12:59:00 EDT (#)
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i've been hearing it from every female friend i've got: "OMG LOLLOROXXORS!!!1! u hAve 2 go c teh noteBOOK!1"
enough already. i'll see it when i get time.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-04-12 12:57:11 EDT (#)
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Tuesdays are pretty crappy. Fortunately for me, my Monday was fucked up so I am very happy today.
Now, on an unrelated topic....
Can I have your babies Jeanneee?
Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2005-04-12 12:54:36 EDT (#)
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Horsey!!!!
On a side note, the flashes of light could more likely be Diabetes, and the metallic taste could be a loose filling perhaps???
At least it's better then poison.