Fat People and Retards, The New Craze?!?!? (2013 hits)
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Submitted by Poisonyourkids <poisonyourkids.at.hotmail.com> (View user info) at 2003-04-15 16:12:27 EDT
Alright, maybe its just me, but I think fat people and retards have been gettin more than their fare share of shit lately... I mean, I have seen so many fat people posts spring up in the past two days, I dont know what to do... and as for retards...well...they only have 2 posts (to my knowledge) but thats still alot for one friggen day. So, in clonclusion...I just thought that I would play cap'n obvious and point that out, and say that maybe everyone should give the fat people and the tards a break, cause they just get way too much shit... that or we can just divote this post to fat people and retard discussions and that way we dont need to carry on fat people and retard discussions in like..7 separate threads... so yeah... lay off fat people and tards, or at least organize the fat people and retard discussions into one thread... for everyones sake...
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Submitted by streetpunk (user info) at 2003-04-16 10:15:51 EDT (#)
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DDT is also a wrestling move where you lift your opponent upside down over your shoulder and you fall backwards, letting them hit the ground with both of your weight.
Yeah, I am a nerd.
Peace,
STREETPUNK
Submitted by shkitty at 2003-04-16 03:25:56 EDT (#)
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yes, guam is in the s. pacific. the locals/natives(descendants from actual pre-spanish conquest natives) are called chamorros(chamoru), but locals in general are called guamanians. there are no real chamorros, they're all mutts from centuries of changing hands, playing a small part in history as the ever popular strategic location when the world engages in war.
chamorros are real territorial. down south, they will throw stones, empty beer cans/bottles at any whitey that walks/drives in front of their yard. haha.
they hate filipinos, as well, because these "foreigners" are slowly populating the island (40k filipinos, 50+k chamorros).
chamorros have all the right to resent foreigners. they've been passed around like a blunt since the 1600s. forced to change their ways. booted off their own land(the US military owns a quarter of the island). now reluctantly dependent on uncle sam.
oh well, i'm not too confident about their aim. whiteys are safe for now.
blah blah go off on all tangents, blah blah.
haha. funny guamish stuff.
http://www.mountwashington.org/weather/world-record.html
they're just jealous. they want more conclusive evidence, huh? yup, the wind was sooooo frickin strong the equipment broke. that's good enough for me. they should've given us the world record. stinky new hampshirians.
so, yes, back to fatties and tards. some are fat and some are retarded, and i blame it all on genetics!
Submitted by michaelmyers <hillbillyhater.fu> at 2003-04-15 23:16:22 EDT (#)
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Main Entry: DDT
Pronunciation: "dE-(")dE-'tE
Function: noun
Etymology: dichlor- + diphenyl + trichlor- (from tri- +chlor-)
Date: 1943
: a colorless odorless water-insoluble crystalline insecticide C14H9Cl5 that tends to accumulate in ecosystems and has toxic effects on many vertebrates
It kills. We should put it in Old Milwaukee so our gene pool gets cleaner.
Submitted by poisonyourkids (user info) at 2003-04-15 23:00:22 EDT (#)
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Guaminos, haha...thats what i would wanna be called.
Submitted by DarthAwesome (user info) at 2003-04-15 22:42:17 EDT (#)
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Ya see, the farmers used the DDT, it ran off into rivers. The fish would absorb it but it didnt harm them, it harmed the eagles that ate it. Any eagle that ate it would produce eggs with soft shells, so the babies couldnt live.
Submitted by Quartermain (user info) at 2003-04-15 22:41:44 EDT (#)
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It must be nice to live in Guam. Thats in the South Pacific right? What do they call you people? Guambats? the Guamish?
Submitted by Titinita (user info) at 2003-04-15 20:55:34 EDT (#)
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An insecticide that was banned after it nearly killed off the Bald Eagle.
Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2003-04-15 20:42:21 EDT (#)
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what is ddt?
Submitted by poisonyourkids (user info) at 2003-04-15 20:22:54 EDT (#)
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you cant make an omlet without cracking a few eggs, and you cant try to organize something like a fat people and retards forum without getting shit from somone who doesnt realize that this post wasnt about fat people and retards...it was about the posts about them... FUCKIN YEAH!
Submitted by drink_DDT (user info) at 2003-04-15 18:50:05 EDT (#)
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All this crap and what did you end up doing? Making one more thread about BOTH fat and retarded people. You must be a chunky mongoloid.
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drink_ddt
Submitted by shkitty at 2003-04-15 18:21:02 EDT (#)
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a few years ago back in guam, i failed to yield at an intersection coming out of a parking lot. a van hit me at 30 mph. my entire side panel was caved in and the front left tire was no longer at a 90 deg angle. to make matters worse, i didn't have a license and the van that hit me was a government vehicle, more specifically a special ed carpool(similar to the "short bus"). when they started unloading the children (a quadriplegic, a trisomy 21 kid, and a few other tards), i thought i was in deep doodoo. their parents will prolly sue my ass and i'll end up in jail and my mom will be on welfare for the rest of her life.
fortunately, i remembered that i was in guam and there's a prevalent lack of faith in the judicial system on the island. unlike in big cities, we don't go around suing everyone from mcdonalds to some guy with an erection. americans are weird.
Submitted by Beer_bong (user info) at 2003-04-15 18:17:38 EDT (#)
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We have made fun of people who do civil war re-enactments. Or foot doctors. Or people who have hemmorhoid fetishes. Thats all we have left. Hurry people we only have 3 left the we can go back to the top of the list.
Submitted by PeopleAreStrange (user info) at 2003-04-15 17:47:26 EDT (#)
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I'm a fat retard, woohoo!
<monkey dance>
Submitted by HeavensWalls (user info) at 2003-04-15 17:37:46 EDT (#)
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I like the Tardz show that used to be on http://www.romp.com
Submitted by poisonyourkids (user info) at 2003-04-15 17:25:12 EDT (#)
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hmmm....TEENAGERS!!!...ooooorrrr....uhhhhh....CANADIANS!
Submitted by Titinita (user info) at 2003-04-15 17:19:36 EDT (#)
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What group haven't we made fun of yet? I think we pretty much got them all.
Submitted by poisonyourkids (user info) at 2003-04-15 17:08:41 EDT (#)
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i dont know....fat people and retards i guess...
Submitted by Murphy1844 (user info) at 2003-04-15 17:07:22 EDT (#)
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Huh?
Submitted by poisonyourkids (user info) at 2003-04-15 17:02:20 EDT (#)
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we call our drinking spot "the library" and we call drinking "painting" so whenever we are going to get fucked out in the woods, we are going painting at the library. you know...painting...cause alchohol is nose\tonsil paint....hahaha.
Put it in the fridge dad...cause Im hip to the par...
Submitted by Murphy1844 (user info) at 2003-04-15 16:57:11 EDT (#)
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Drank 15 cans of Irresponsible Fun... haha... that's what I'm gonna start calling it.
OK, intuition's off today. Forget about it...
Murphy
Submitted by poisonyourkids (user info) at 2003-04-15 16:47:27 EDT (#)
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hmmm...maybe i would rather do the fat chick...haha...im the only child..and usually im the one gettin mopped up by my responsible friend after a hard night of "irresponsible fun" a few weeks ago i drank about 15 cans of "irresonsible fun" and wandered home and passed out in my back yard....but anyways.....yes...fat people....retards...*cough cough*
Submitted by Murphy1844 (user info) at 2003-04-15 16:40:33 EDT (#)
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Are you the oldest sibling?
You sound like the 'responsible' friend who always steps in when everyone else is having irresponsible fun to say "come on, now, guys, let's cool off a bit."
Haha.
Murphy
Submitted by poisonyourkids (user info) at 2003-04-15 16:28:37 EDT (#)
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Im thinkin maybe i should have named this post... "Fat People and Retards...The Reckoning"
Submitted by lowsodiummonkey (user info) at 2003-04-15 16:18:48 EDT (#)
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Yeah. It's time quadriplegics get their fair share of crap. Damn the those quadriplegics!