To Method, not a "has-been" but a "never-was." (1002 hits)
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Submitted by Methodius (View user info) at 2005-04-12 20:03:30 EDT
Each of you, whether you're reading this on behalf of Method, on behalf of Uber as a whole, or the few of you reading on my behalf- I hope that each of you read this and truly take in what you're hearing.
Method- let me explain to you just who "Methodius" is, since obviously you don't have the education, or even the intellect enough, to take the time out of your daily masturbation sessions to look it up. Methodius was a protester way back when that, along with his buddy Cyril, helped bring changes to "the church." That is exactly my role. I AM Methodius, I am the change that Ubersite needs. I am the voice that calls out to the people, and every time someone lacking the wits to understand even the slightest bit of the world around them, they see me as the core- the source.
I have testicular fortitude. Method, if it came right down to it, I'd put every member of Uber to shame. Do you know what it's like to actually hate everything around you, despite how much they love you? Do you know what it's like to send Valentine's Day cards back in the mail, ripped up because you hate everything? Do you know what it's like to be completely secluded from society because you are the only one who can comprehend the truth? This is why I love Uber- I have never been somewhere in which I see people just like me. I see people that understand the truth. I see people who actually get things in their true perspective and choke it until they get what they want. I don't need anyone's respect here, though, and I don't need support. Nobody is doing me a favor by rating my posts in a decent manner, I'm doing them a huge favor by bringing the essence of Methodius in their lives. This sounds totally arrogant of me, for sure, and it almost forces me to change my mind about posting this... but this is the mere truth. I'm just like the rest of you, just new blood. However, the old blood remains the same: those who have one-time sparks of brilliance will always be seen as gods, while the fresh, young, blue-chippers are forced to work their asses off to get what they deserve.
By constantly showing how much you can't stand how your name just happened to fall into my name, you're only proving your ignorance further, and it's a shame that you can't see how many people are actually laughing at you (and not your horrible attempts at humor).
Go ahead. I know this strikes a nerve with everyone reading this. I know that chances are, I'll become the most hated man here, and I'm not even slightly budged by it. I've been despised before- that's what happens when you challenge that which truly sucks.
To finish it off, I'd just like to say how ironic it is that someone who makes himself come off as a genius criticizes people due to three fucking letters (-ius).
Always and forever (you sack of shit),
Methodius
PS- If you truly want to get my name changed, prove to me that you're even in my league of intellect.
User Reviews
Submitted by Yes (user info) at 2005-04-13 12:23:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
This has been done to death, fuck off and get an original idea, asshat.
Submitted by Tom (user info) at 2005-04-13 12:20:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
And next time I make a long response I'm going to spellcheck. Judging by the way you behave, you're going to point out the way I put uberusers as plural instead of singular when it should have been singular. Well thank you, Prof. Perfect Pants.
Submitted by Tom (user info) at 2005-04-13 12:18:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Methodius (user info) at 2005-04-12 20:09:55 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by The_Fan (user info) at 2005-04-12 20:07:41 (#)
Ranking: -2
You should change your name to "Not Very Interesting-ius"
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Delicious. More ignorance.
This interested me greatly, Methodius. Someone said something you didn't like, just your average ubersite burn, and you accused them of being stupid. This is not Nazi Germany. Dissent does not equal stupid or evil. Get a grip.
I liked the way you said "I am the change that ubersite needs", as if A) You actually are the change ubersite needs, B) You're actually going to make a change, and C) This website has some gravitational pull on the way history will unfold in the universe.
I think you have a problem with choosing your battles, here. You think you're the change ubersite needs. Well thanks, Methodius. Just one thing: with all the war, famine, strife, and homeless in the world, you choose to make a difference on...ubersite? Well thanks, I guess. We're honored, but pick your battles a bit more wisely. At least if you tackled war, famine, strife, and the homeless, you'd have a chance of helping. Frankly, judging by this post and probably the only post I'll read of yours, you're not really a good or bad pull. You don't tip the scales.
To be brutally honest, you're just another uberusers in this sea of uberusers. The only way to prove yourself here is to shake mediocrity. Frankly, you come off as pretty mediocre. Not in your writing, but your senses. You're smart, you can pretty much tell that you're smart. However, you've proven to me today that you do not know how to handle yourself.
Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2005-04-13 12:17:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
A lot of this smells of Dr. Shabazz (aka Satansgotsyphalus), but I tend to agree with him too. Sort of.
I get what you're saying about how people here are just like you (though generally, they are too repressed to say it the way you have).
When I first joined up, my name was going to be "Adrastia," and you may actually get that. Unfortunately it was already taken.
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2005-04-13 12:17:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Precisely what Q said.
Those that do happen to make any changes on Ubersite don't do so by first announcing it. You sound like nothing more than a second-rate Captain Foamy, who has had about 15 accounts and has still never managed to do anything other than be a slight annoyance.
Submitted by William_Q_Percy (user info) at 2005-04-13 12:09:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
"I AM Methodius, I am the change that Ubersite needs."
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Like I haven't heard THAT from a thousand no-name fucktards on this site before.
"I am ______, I am the change ubersite needs." Right.
You are nothing. You will change nothing. You have contributed nothing to this point, and I have a strong suspicion that you will continue doing just that.
The only "change" you represent is the change that everyone leaves behind at the cashier because no one wants it. That's right, you're 4 cents worth of pennies. Or less. Who knows? Who CARES?
Now fuck off and die. Never post anything like this ever again if you wish to be taken seriously here.
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2005-04-13 12:07:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
HAHAHA
You're a retard.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-04-13 11:57:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
It's not that serious, dude.
They have medication available for people like you.
You might want to try it.
Idiot.
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2005-04-13 11:03:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
SHUT-ius THE FUCK-ius Up-ius
CUNT-ius MAX-ius!
Submitted by r1nce (user info) at 2005-04-13 08:13:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Bore-fucking-ing.
Also, hypocricy is spelt with an 's'.
Poor little hypocrice.
Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2005-04-13 07:57:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Herpes (user info) at 2005-04-13 05:07:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Who the fuck are you again?
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-04-13 04:16:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
The following sentence will be typed with my forehead:
u7y60-879 ews87fdilk
That didn't work. I'll try my nose:
you suck
Much better.
Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2005-04-13 04:04:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I don't care. I'm fairly sure method doesn't care either.
Go write something worthwhile.
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2005-04-13 01:08:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
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Submitted by CoreaPeekay (user info) at 2005-04-13 01:02:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Lechuga (user info) at 2005-04-12 23:41:21 (#)
Ranking: -2
Nobody gives a shit, because unlike you, Method is an established author, and we don't need another Dr. Shabazz running around trying to "change" the site.
Change your name. He had it first.
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Its not even the same name! Idiot. Its not like he went to method and said " HAY METHOD LOLZ YOU HAVE THE SAME NAME CHANGE IT " I guess it was the other way around. This guy is actually pretty intelligent and if you want to go running intelligence off ubersite well then you might as well go start throwing bricks out of a three story window, it'll get you just about as far. Cause you know it might be fun for awhile but sooner or later the consequences will set in.
Submitted by Lechuga (user info) at 2005-04-12 23:41:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Nobody gives a shit, because unlike you, Method is an established author, and we don't need another Dr. Shabazz running around trying to "change" the site.
Change your name. He had it first.
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-04-12 23:26:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Method's the man.
not a -2 because this may lead to something interesting.
Submitted by lordofthedance (user info) at 2005-04-12 23:10:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by NoahsArk (user info) at 2005-04-12 20:57:01 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2005-04-12 20:54:07 (#)
Ranking: 0
you're just another one of Methods alters anyway.
shut your hole.
Submitted by the_lone_stranger (user info) at 2005-04-12 22:56:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
booooooring
Submitted by Freakmagnet (user info) at 2005-04-12 22:35:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Pac-man porn is funny.
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2005-04-12 21:08:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
i almost gave this a +2 for the mighty ducks quote, but instead i read it.
here's a generous zero
Submitted by NoahsArk (user info) at 2005-04-12 20:57:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2005-04-12 20:54:07 (#)
Ranking: 0
you're just another one of Methods alters anyway.
shut your hole.
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2005-04-12 20:54:07 EDT (#)
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you're just another one of Methods alters anyway.
shut your hole.
Submitted by Wazza (user info) at 2005-04-12 20:37:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Maybe you were the one that was at starbucks sucking on thet tit uh>?
Submitted by mxc_jwebber (user info) at 2005-04-12 20:36:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You're a fag. *Pac-Man dying sound* now who's pac0wnd?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-04-12 20:30:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
My "method" of telling you that "you suck" is to give you numerous "-2's" until you "disappear".
Submitted by Methodius (user info) at 2005-04-12 20:25:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Well, I;ll have to read about how many people feed off of hypocricy tomorrow morning- I'm off to watch Dog the Bounty Hunter.
Submitted by Kre8rix (user info) at 2005-04-12 20:25:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You keep saying 'delicious', are you eating something?
Oh yeah, and fuck off. Uber needs you to change it just as much as it needs any of the other half-dozen dipshits/alters trying to change it.
Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2005-04-12 20:24:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You're making a rant post because Method said your name was like his? What is this, the third grade?
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-04-12 20:19:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
This Deserves No Comment
Submitted by Methodius (user info) at 2005-04-12 20:19:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by downerSTAIN (user info) at 2005-04-12 20:14:31 (#)
Ranking: -2
Now that I actually read it, I just have one word.
Maddox
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No, this is maddox, shitstain.
http://kan0.eclipze.net/
That too pisses me off. Everyone says that something looksl ike Maddox, where in no sense, did I show any resemblance to him at all. I dare someone to show me up on this one.
Submitted by MoonStone (user info) at 2005-04-12 20:17:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
*yawn* I don't care.
Submitted by Methodius (user info) at 2005-04-12 20:17:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
GodLovesALittleLovin
You're totally right. He wouldn't care less if I posted this. It's a damn shame, too. I remember times when you used to settle your problems with other members by a nice little flamewar in which you totally outdid them in intellect and usefulness, and people would be like "Well he still won! Grarrg!" Now, I don't even have him responding yet, and people ar already afraid. Delicious.
Submitted by rollerboognish (user info) at 2005-04-12 20:14:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Please, let me suck you off repeatedly for doing me the immeasurably generous favor of bringing the essence of Methodius into my life! No, don't get up, I'll just come right into the bathroom.
Submitted by downerSTAIN (user info) at 2005-04-12 20:14:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Now that I actually read it, I just have one word.
Maddox.
Submitted by downerSTAIN (user info) at 2005-04-12 20:12:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Um...or not.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-04-12 20:12:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
sanctimonious narcissim
Submitted by Kristen (user info) at 2005-04-12 20:12:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
http://www.ubersite.com/m/38741 SEE?!?! The proof is in the pudding!
Submitted by GodLovesALittleLovin (user info) at 2005-04-12 20:11:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
yeah that's good and all, but you have to understand one thing.
Method doesn't give a shit.
Want some advice? Stop attacking users, don't use so many godamn "facts", and work the system if you want to make an impact. Massage the system. Learn the system. Then, just nibble the system. Go ahead, yeah, okay enough! That is what the system tastes like. You want more don't you? Work it some more. There you go. Now take a bigger bite, NO YOU DIPSHIT THAT'S TOO MUCH YOU ARE GOING TO DIE FROM SULFURIC ACID POISONING WHICH REALLY SUCKS ASS.
You have to understand that I am insane.
Submitted by Kristen (user info) at 2005-04-12 20:10:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 for starting a war with Method.
He used to be in NSYNC.
Submitted by Methodius (user info) at 2005-04-12 20:09:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by The_Fan (user info) at 2005-04-12 20:07:41 (#)
Ranking: -2
You should change your name to "Not Very Interesting-ius"
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Delicious. More ignorance.
Submitted by The_Fan (user info) at 2005-04-12 20:07:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You should change your name to "Not Very Interesting-ius"
Submitted by kai070169 (user info) at 2005-04-12 20:07:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Smells liek ANOTHER college guy alter.
Smelly.