The Reason I Masterbate While Watching Mary Poppins (5162 hits)
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Submitted by Soley (View user info) at 2005-04-12 21:04:10 EDT
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Submitted by Rads_wife (user info) at 2005-06-14 00:46:20 EDT (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/68315
WINNER!!!
Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2005-04-21 07:31:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm ashamed that I already knew that joke and still didn't get it untill read the reviews.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-04-14 09:22:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Boy, am I jealous.
Submitted by Soley_Trinity (user info) at 2005-04-14 04:32:15 EDT (#)
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There was no need for an a) or b) really, was there.
I'll be there in a jiffy.
Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2005-04-14 04:31:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
har har dick.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-04-14 04:29:15 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Soley_Trinity (user info) at 2005-04-14 04:10:51 (#)
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Yeah, he wouldn't complain if she was as bald as a 9 year ol...
nevermind.
Apollo, you're looking tasty today. """
yeah, i know.
i am currently debating whether to :
a) go back to bed
b) abuse myself
c) abuse myself in bed
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-04-14 04:11:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Alyssa Milano has hairy arms too.
I would so do her.
mmmmmmmmm
"Who's the boss now, Bitch?"
*smack*
Submitted by Soley_Trinity (user info) at 2005-04-14 04:10:51 EDT (#)
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Yeah, he wouldn't complain if she was as bald as a 9 year ol...
nevermind.
Apollo, you're looking tasty today.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-04-14 03:45:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by MichaelJackson (user info) at 2005-04-13 09:38:32 (#)
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That girl has hairy arms """
Shhh michael, we all know you don't like hairy bodies.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2005-04-13 20:56:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I got it, and it's STILL a bad joke.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-04-13 18:28:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
she's cute - I wish I was a lesbian so I could do her
Submitted by dodahdave (user info) at 2005-04-13 14:57:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No, I do not know what the Schadenfreude is. Please tell me, because
I'm dying to know.
-- Homer Simpson
When Flanders Failed
Submitted by MichaelJackson (user info) at 2005-04-13 09:38:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
That girl has hairy arms
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-04-13 09:29:22 EDT (#)
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i got it.
going on.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-04-13 09:28:44 EDT (#)
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penis truck homo!
gor blimey penistruckhomo etc
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-04-13 09:18:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Do you have any pictures of THIS "hobby" to share?
Submitted by matnotharry (user info) at 2005-04-13 09:12:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
took me a few but i got it
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-04-13 09:03:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Nice touch!
Submitted by Bellebrown (user info) at 2005-04-13 08:07:46 EDT (#)
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hehehehe.
(I actually got it, I'm so proud of myself).
Submitted by Soley_Trinity (user info) at 2005-04-13 07:56:10 EDT (#)
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Man, I love you Derkel.
Submitted by Dervel (user info) at 2005-04-13 07:45:46 EDT (#)
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Something about a sack-race!
Ha ha! I get it!
Submitted by ICO (user info) at 2005-04-13 07:40:19 EDT (#)
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Oh...
Submitted by Soley_Trinity (user info) at 2005-04-13 07:26:16 EDT (#)
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I'm special too. Yes, that kind of 'special'.
Submitted by mikethescottish (user info) at 2005-04-13 07:17:44 EDT (#)
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+2 because I got it without looking at the replies, which makes me feel special.
No, not that kind of 'special'.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-04-13 07:15:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
AAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
AHAHAHAHA
Oh man - this was funny even when I didn't get it.
Submitted by Soley_Trinity (user info) at 2005-04-13 07:03:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Masterbate?
<Makes a mental note not to post at 2am(GMT).>
Submitted by Siren (user info) at 2005-04-13 03:47:55 EDT (#)
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Wasn't there a standup bit about Penis Van Lesbian?
Submitted by WhoLetYouIn (user info) at 2005-04-13 03:13:14 EDT (#)
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Holy crap I think I know that girl
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-04-13 01:25:42 EDT (#)
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Info only---I'd do her
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-04-13 01:24:13 EDT (#)
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Man: You must be stupider than you look.
Homer: Stupider like a fix!
Lemon of Troy
Submitted by bush_for_god (user info) at 2005-04-13 01:18:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I don't get it, when I do, I'll plus two it.
until then....minus two for making my head hurt and wasting 5 minutes of my life while staring at the pictures
Submitted by Durae (user info) at 2005-04-13 01:15:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I completely agree.
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2005-04-13 01:05:43 EDT (#)
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JESUS IS A RAPIAST!!!!!!!!!!!
Submitted by Tokerson (user info) at 2005-04-12 23:31:13 EDT (#)
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OH MY GOD, THAT PENIS HAS A FACE!!!
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-04-12 23:17:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by rollerboognish (user info) at 2005-04-12 21:23:54 (#)
Ranking: 2
I don't remember Penis van Lesbian being in tha...
Oh.
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HAHAHAHAHAHA
Submitted by JMG114 (user info) at 2005-04-12 22:57:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
It's almost funnier to not understand it. The pictures coupled with that title slay me.
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2005-04-12 22:32:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2005-04-12 22:26:51 EDT (#)
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haha, i got it after .32 minutes
Submitted by will72 (user info) at 2005-04-12 22:21:56 EDT (#)
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+ 2 for stumping me for a bit. I get it, its funny
Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2005-04-12 22:07:24 EDT (#)
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Submitted by NoahsArk (user info) at 2005-04-12 21:10:42 (#)
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I dont get it: here's a +2
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2005-04-12 21:48:36 EDT (#)
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Ohhhhh Dick Van Dyke! I Get it now.
I couldn't remember his name at first. All I could think of was a stupid joke my dad told me about the V-chip changing the guy's name to Jerk Van Gay. Stupid dad.
Submitted by MoneyG (user info) at 2005-04-12 21:39:32 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-04-12 21:38:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Because you're in love with your vagina...like I probably am? Is THAT it?
Submitted by Pentameter (user info) at 2005-04-12 21:35:04 EDT (#)
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That's hot.
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2005-04-12 21:28:07 EDT (#)
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OMG@!!!!!!1!!!!!!
Britner Spears is pregnant!!!!!!!
8=====|)~~~ + /{*}\= Bebi!!11!!!!
Submitted by rollerboognish (user info) at 2005-04-12 21:23:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I don't remember Penis van Lesbian being in tha...
Oh.
Submitted by JohnGalt (user info) at 2005-04-12 21:14:52 EDT (#)
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Chitty Chitty Bang Bang is better.
Submitted by MoonStone (user info) at 2005-04-12 21:13:35 EDT (#)
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All right. His story checks out.
-- Homer Simpson, checking in the encyclopedia
under "Bush, George"
Two Bad Neighbors
Submitted by NoahsArk (user info) at 2005-04-12 21:10:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I dont get it: here's a +2