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Submitted by Doctor Obvious (View user info) at 2005-04-12 22:49:52 EDT


Being from a relatively multicultural society i can say that i am better than you.

The one thing i hate about being from the most multicultural city in the world
(Auckland, New Zealand [No its not a suburb of Australia you ignorant Yank slave
to the detrius])is that there is alot of people you wouldnt't usually get clustered
together, living in a close proximity.

Its like living in a town where the population is 4 people of every race/creed/colour/species,
you can safely say with FDA approval that it is a representative sample, and no one
can tell you otherwise or you can tell your Dad and he will beat them up.

I have noticed that the most obnoxious people of all are Pacific Island women. Not only do
these things take up more space than the average Human male, they are also louder than a cat
locked in a room with 47 dogs, 18 eagles, 13.7 lions, 8 monkeys and a partridge in a pear tree.
*Actual transcript from a real conversation that legitimatly happend*

*Islander 1*: " HoBAG dat ma seat yooooooooooooooooooooo"
*Islander 2*: " Fuck you you fuckin' fuck, it's mine'
*Islander 1*: " Whateva ho, thats not what your momma said"
*Islander 2*: " TYRONE dis bitch just dissed our mother"
*TyroneSefu : " FUCKDATSHITIMHIGHONCRACK"
*Islander 1*: " I know, lets go annoys da honkey, white peoples!"
*Islander 2*: "Aye? You have pie?"
*Islander 1*: "THAT MUH FUCKIN' PIE yooooooooooooooooooo"

With that i can safely assume that my proposal for genocide will be accepted by you, Kofi Annan.

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Submitted by likeeatingglass (user info) at 2005-04-13 21:34:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by r1nce (user info) at 2005-04-13 08:18:43 (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-04-12 22:51:55 (#)
Ranking: -2

And how is Auckland more multi-cultural than Melbourne?

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Was just thinking the same thing...

-2 Die, kiwi scum!

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fuck you! theres more than one person reading this that lives in nz you offensive bastard!! god i hate arrogant people!

Submitted by r1nce (user info) at 2005-04-13 08:18:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-04-12 22:51:55 (#)
Ranking: -2

And how is Auckland more multi-cultural than Melbourne?

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Was just thinking the same thing...

-2 Die, kiwi scum!

Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2005-04-13 08:08:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2005-04-12 23:34:12 (#)
Ranking: 1


The fuck. Sounds like Oakland to me.


+2 for that comment.

Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2005-04-13 08:01:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by Jungle_Jimanee (user info) at 2005-04-13 07:25:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by Falco (user info) at 2005-04-13 07:01:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

OMFGIMHIGHONCRACKWANNAFREEBASE?DRUGSAREBADYO!

Submitted by likeeatingglass (user info) at 2005-04-13 05:40:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

extreme

Submitted by skinoversteel (user info) at 2005-04-13 05:36:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Yes is infact 100% correct and has been awarded the DIESEL stamp of approval!

NOW WHERE DA FUCKING PIE AT BITCHES!!!!!!!!


Hairsphincter.. you little inbred american fatass, get out of the twinkie filled pizza and donut wonderland you live in and you might appreciate the significance of this brilliant post

Submitted by Falco (user info) at 2005-04-13 01:18:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Wow, JUST WOW! B@W!!!!!

B@W!!!!!B@W!!!!!B@W!!!!!B@W!!!!!B@W!!!!!B@W!!!!!B@W!!!!!B@W!!!!!B@W!!!!!B@W!!!!!B@W!!!!!B@W!!!!!

Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2005-04-13 01:13:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2


'I am better than you'



Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-04-12 23:59:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by NoahsArk (user info) at 2005-04-12 23:28:33 (#)
Ranking: 2

FUCKDATSHITIMHIGHONCRACK
-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=
This is all your fault Noah. Why did you save ethnics from the flood?



Oh, i suppose god did say two of every animal.

Submitted by Hairsphincter (user info) at 2005-04-12 23:58:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Falco, Doctor Obvious is you.

Didn't you know that?

















Wierdo.

Submitted by MoonStone (user info) at 2005-04-12 23:49:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by Falco (user info) at 2005-04-12 23:45:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Inspirational

Submitted by Hadooken (user info) at 2005-04-12 23:43:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

minus two for IMing me a linkwhore when i dont even know you.

Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2005-04-12 23:34:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1


The fuck. Sounds like Oakland to me.


Submitted by Hairsphincter (user info) at 2005-04-12 23:34:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Falco, you are stupido.

Submitted by Hairsphincter (user info) at 2005-04-12 23:32:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

"the most multicultural city in the world (Auckland, New Zealand..."



AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaahahahahahahahahahahaahhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.........


AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaahahahahahahahahaha....






Maori. Pahkea. Idiot. That's three cultures.





Idiot.

Submitted by NoahsArk (user info) at 2005-04-12 23:28:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

FUCKDATSHITIMHIGHONCRACK

Submitted by Duke_Diggler (user info) at 2005-04-12 23:11:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

i disagree, i think black american women are the loudest and most obnoxious.

Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-04-12 23:07:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Sorry, not Auckland. Christchurch. My fuck up.

Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-04-12 23:07:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I can't negative two this because my own mother grew up in Auckland and even she says she hated the islanders and maoris.

Woo! Racist mums rule!

Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2005-04-12 23:05:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

AAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA

Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2005-04-12 23:04:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

B@W!

Submitted by The_Fan (user info) at 2005-04-12 23:03:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Fuckingerus Loserus

Submitted by lordofthedance (user info) at 2005-04-12 22:58:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by the_lone_stranger (user info) at 2005-04-12 22:52:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

PPPBBBTT!!

Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-04-12 22:51:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

And how is Auckland more multi-cultural than Melbourne?

Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-04-12 22:51:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

It's shit.


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