Rant: You mofo's are going to get me fired! (873 hits)
Category: NoneRating: 0.88 on 31 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Sarcasticus (View user info) at 2005-04-13 08:03:50 EDT
Seriously, put some goddamn NSFW in your posts if you're going to have penises spurting all over the place or pee midget porn or Jesus raping babies with his holy hardon...
Christ! This morning, while killing time, I'm flipping through Uber - giving -2 Die's all over the place. And what do I spy? "Why I Masturbate To Mary Poppins" or some such nonsense. The rating is near 2, so I assume it's going to be a tale of how a young lad gets caught by his mother but at the last moment he manages to change the channel to Mary Poppins. But no...click, open - Big Motherfucking Penis slaps me in the face. Goddamn....Back back back back. Panic, look around...no one saw that.
Ok, moving on. I try to forget my brief flirtation with unemployment. Read this...read that. So bored...That one's good, +2 PIE. That one sucks, -2 DIE. Then I spy "I know what your favorite is!" Such a tantalizing title. Favorite what? Favorite sandwich? Favorite Cartoon? Favorite Strong Bad E-mail? (Which is Kids Book, btw) Open it up...NO! It's fucking midget peeing porn! Goddamnit!! Back back back back back back....I can see my boss walking down the hall. That was close. Too close.
But, I stay on Uber. Because it sure beats the hell out of working. So, flip around some more. Flip flip flip flip...Man. A lot of people have posted garbage lately. So, after having read the Fantastic "Fear the Penis of God" (http://www.ubersite.com/m/64186) I'm in a Jesus mood. So, stupidly, I click on "It's not hard if you're Jesus", thinking it's probably something of the same genre. WRONG!! It's fucking Jesus, with a fucking gigantic penis, sticking it in a newborn baby, with a big shit-eating smile on his face! After seeing that, not only am I gonna get fired when they trace my steps, I'm probably gonna go to hell.
Seriously, you're all depraved dirty bastards - which is fucking fantastic. But always always ALWAYS remember the NSFW.
Or I'm coming for you. With a knife.
And like, a big ol' rifle.
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Submitted by MrSparkle847 (user info) at 2005-04-13 16:38:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
"The content of Ubersite is created by anyone who wishes to create content for Ubersite."
- About Us (http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/about.cgi)
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Accidentally viewing inappropriate material is a risk you have to take with Ubersite. If you're counterproductive and just look at Uber instead of working, don't get pissed when someone new forgets to put NSFW in the title, because in the end, it's your fault for viewing it anyway.
Submitted by MoonStone (user info) at 2005-04-13 16:19:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-04-13 16:09:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Don't forget to clear your cache as well...
Tools
Internet Options
Temporary Internet Files
Delete Files
OK (also, click on 'Delete All Offline Content')
Submitted by Doctorgeorge90001 (user info) at 2005-04-13 14:58:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 good rating system
+2 Strong bad reference
-2 erm... caus i cnt give +4 overall
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-04-13 13:09:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
No Comment
Submitted by Sarcasticus (user info) at 2005-04-13 12:57:41 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2005-04-13 12:19:51 (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm rating the poster.
You are good. This post? Not so much. But I've done something similar in the past. Gotta say though, people are generally better about putting "NSFW" in their titles these days. It used to be worse.
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Word up Teephphah. I love you too.
This post - yeah, I was feeling it this morning. But after the anger wore off, I realized the error of my ways. Anyhoo, the point is, I'm talking to someone who has the last name "Asselin" right now - and that's pretty funny.
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2005-04-13 12:28:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
agreed
Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2005-04-13 12:19:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm rating the poster.
You are good. This post? Not so much. But I've done something similar in the past. Gotta say though, people are generally better about putting "NSFW" in their titles these days. It used to be worse.
Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2005-04-13 12:04:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/59628
Submitted by darkwulffe (user info) at 2005-04-13 11:47:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
"Hey, a post called baby raping Jesus! I better see what that is about...."
Uhhh, the post was called BABY RAPING JESUS.
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2005-04-13 11:26:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
HEHEHE, I'm at home and never have to worry about the ole' NSFW. And I blocked the site from my oldest child so no worries there. Should I be worried that my 4 year old can navigate the web already?
Submitted by CLAIRE1 (user info) at 2005-04-13 10:51:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
That was funny
Submitted by Bellebrown (user info) at 2005-04-13 10:44:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
A penis slapped you in the face?
WHERE THE FUCK DID YOU GET YOUR MONITOR???
Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2005-04-13 10:39:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2's are falling from the 'bove
decemberween is here!
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2005-04-13 09:59:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
The titles were awfully suggestive of the content, and usually are, if you ask me.
Submitted by Bayley (user info) at 2005-04-13 09:26:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I agree with you on the NSFW
Sorry I didn't read the rest of your post, I was checking out "Why I Mastubate to Mary Poppins".
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2005-04-13 09:12:14 EDT (#)
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Ok I agree with you on a few items here.
However if you see "Why I Masturbate To Mary Poppins" and you click on it that is your fault regardless of it's rating or your desire to read it.
Submitted by Soley_Trinity (user info) at 2005-04-13 09:00:29 EDT (#)
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*Yawn*
Submitted by Sarcasticus (user info) at 2005-04-13 08:50:37 EDT (#)
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Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-04-13 08:30:56 (#)
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Hows about you do some work at work.
Then you don't have to worry about this shit.
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Work is for suckers.
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2005-04-13 08:50:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
It's not the fact you didn't read that post prior to writing this that makes you stupid.
It's that you trust people on here to cover YOUR ass and stop YOU getting fired for visiting a website that has absolutely NO safeguards against pornography, racism, drug references, sexism, or any other form of objectionable material.
Sorry bub, but that just doesn't wash. The only way you can get fired is for your own shortcomings or incompetance.
You know, if I was your boss, I wouldn't fire you for accidently browsing onto a site that isn't moderated and viewing a picture that has objectionable material.
I'd fire you for taking half an hours pay for writing that reply to it.
Submitted by baking_Lady (user info) at 2005-04-13 08:46:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I agree totally!!
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2005-04-13 08:41:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Decent rant, and I agree.
It is childish but whenever I see anything slightly NSFW not labeled NSFW, I give that post and a few posts prior -2.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-04-13 08:30:56 EDT (#)
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Hows about you do some work at work.
Then you don't have to worry about this shit.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-04-13 08:30:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hey thanks, now I know which posts not to click on.
Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2005-04-13 08:23:41 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Sarcasticus (user info) at 2005-04-13 08:22:58 EDT (#)
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Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2005-04-13 08:12:16 (#)
Ranking: -2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/53529
Only upon reading this post in its entirety shall you be fully aware of how utterly and completely stupid you are.
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You're right DeathJester. My apologies for not reading every post from December 2004 before posting...
Incidentally, due to the symbiotic nature of B@W & Uber, you'd think it'd be purposefully work safe.
Or not...I just like saying the word "Symbiotic"
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2005-04-13 08:15:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
death, i agree, but intentional or not, this post made me laugh.
as whining goes, it was 2riffic!
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2005-04-13 08:12:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/53529
Only upon reading this post in its entirety shall you be fully aware of how utterly and completely stupid you are.
Submitted by proofofpurchase (user info) at 2005-04-13 08:11:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I concur...
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2005-04-13 08:09:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
not the original post...but the comment.
i'm against jesus' penis. being shown in public
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2005-04-13 08:08:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
So, stupidly, I click on "It's not hard if you're Jesus", thinking it's probably something of the same genre. WRONG!! It's fucking Jesus, with a fucking gigantic penis, sticking it in a newborn baby, with a big shit-eating smile on his face!
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i laughed outloud at that one.