Rebel Wars (Part 4) (1710 hits)
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Submitted by Williamson (View user info) at 2005-04-13 08:13:49 EDT
Parts 1 to 3 found here:
Part 1 : http://www.ubersite.com/m/61682
Part 2 : http://www.ubersite.com/m/61784
Part 3 : http://www.ubersite.com/m/61860
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"Stabkill" muttered Rad under his breath.
"That bastard!" exclaimed Williamson in shock.
"I'm sorry to bring the news to you sir!" shouted the young rebel snapping to attention and turning back to his team.
"Rad... this Stabkill character worries me." said Williamson "He's becoming quite a pest to the Rebellion. I don't know if we can..."
"Williamson!" interjected Major Saxon from across the room with his echoing voice "Come over here... and bring that damn Lui Thorpe here too!" Thorpe with a heavy sigh complied with the order and alongside Williamson came to Saxon and both shot the major a sharp salute. "At ease boys." said Saxon "Williamson, I have an assignment that'll be fitting for your team. Thorpe, I understand that you know quite a bit about a man named Wazza?"
"Uh, I wouldn't say a lot sir, but I know him quite well sir, yes sir." replied the young Lieutenant.
"He did save your life one time I believe. Before this whole war thing began. Correct? I have the files right here if you don't remember." Saxon quickly waved a file in front of Thorpe titled http://www.ubersite.com/m/62304
"And, Captain, I also believe you have another Lieutenant on board named Rad1101. He worked alongside Sly T Obnoxious a long time ago with high powered, long range weapons." Another file with the heading http://www.ubersite.com/m/64092 sat next to the Major.
"Now boys. Time for a history lesson. Wazza created a post long ago in the good old days of ubersite that had some nonsense to do with 16 year olds or something. The point is, he became very popular, very quickly. Now, he didn't make MVA for it obviously however this post had basically earnt him a free ticket into uber-elitism. Wazza, offered fortunes and a better life being an uber-elite chose to fight along the imperialists. Being of the elite nature he was, Bart even gave Mr Wazza quite a high position within the Imperial armies. Are you following me boys?"
"Sir yes sir" screamed back Thorpe and Williamson.
"Good," replied Saxon "Wazza was placed in full control of the Imperial Zeppelin division. Originally this division was used to bomb cities with high rebel leanings but after the war had raged a bit and it had degenerated into guerillaism, not to mention the creation of better artillery by Rebel engineers, the zeppelins became obsolete. Before this happened however Bart had Jarvis executed for cutting his own penis off as a symbolic sign of defiance against Bart's imperial ways."
Williamson flinched at the thought of it.
"Hahaha," laughed Saxon at the obviously disgusted captain "Anyway, the point is Wazza became very resentful towards Bart because of this, however Bart couldn't simply execute Wazza. Wazza wa too well-liked and respected by the imperial armies to simply be murdered. It would cause mutiny. So," Saxon paused for a swig from his muddy water-bottle "Bart made sure that Wazza stayed in a useless position such as the head of the Zeppelin Corps. For the last 16 months no zeppelin has been used in any service of the Imperials. That is until this morning."
Saxon looked deep in the eyes of Williamson. His fierce deep stare and fire red moustache was a menacing sight. "The zeppelins were called into action to pull out men and weapons and to bring in urgent medical supplies to the defeated Imperialists along these lines. This morning we were contacted by Wazza, Major General and Chief of the Uberian Imperial Zeppelin Corps. He has an airship we can smuggle an elite squad into. The airship will then take this elite squad to Cilfoneton, where Emperor Bart is currently."
"We're that elite squad?" questioned Williamson.
"HA! You? Commanding an elite squad, Williamson? I dread the day" replied Saxon. "Listen, this is no Imperial army here. We have no resources to train elite squads. All our resources are spent on current battles and you three are the best available for this job."
"Us three?" asked Thorpe looking at himself and Williamson.
"Rad as well." answered Saxon
"Because he can operate a sniper rifle..."muttered Williamson to himself. "Sir! This is an assassination sir?
"Got it in one Captain. You, Rad and Mr Thorpe here are to head to these co-ordinates ASAP. There you will find a medical Zeppelin waiting for you. Before you get in you will need to change uniform. You can find a couple in the room downstairs. No point hopping aboard looking like Rebels. The password to get on board is "16 year olds". Wazza will be waiting for you inside personally. Dismissed."
Saxon looked away and called another one of his Captains. Williamson still stood there in disbelief for a few more seconds. He couldn't believe he was about to lead a team into deep enemy territory to assassinate Bart. "C'mon" said Thorpe snapping him back into reality "We've got an emperor to kill."
Williamson walked back over to Rad and quickly told him the gist of Saxon's orders. Rad began freaking out at the thought he was personally expected to pull the trigger that will kill Bart. Perhaps this was why Saxon had not briefed Rad himself.
A young Corporal brought forward the trio three Imperial uniforms. One captain's uniform and two Lieutenants. "I don't believe this shit!" yelled Rad angry that his uniform wasn't fitting "Do we have 6 year olds for enemies? This uniform is the size of a dolls!" Rad1101 was still noticeably stressed from his orders.
"Sorry sir!" replied the Corporal. He returned with another uniform, this time bigger and this time a private's.
"Great!" screamed Rad "I'm gonna be a fucking rank and file Trooper. Isn't that just perfect!" Rad snatched the uniform from the Corporal and put it on.
"C'mon" said Williamson "Let's go."
The three made their way out of the freshly captured fort. They went in the direction of the co-ordinates and found after 25 minutes of fast walking they were at the airship.
"Wait," said Williamson before Thorpe and Rad walked out into the open, towards the ship. "Look at your uniforms."
"What?" queried Thorpe "They're fine."
"Too fine," responded Rad, understanding why Williamson had stopped them "We've supposed to have been fighting rebels all night yet our uniforms are fresh and crisp, we need to muddy them up a bit."
After a bit of effort the three men eventually walked out towards the airship. The Imperial guard with the name Lechuga on his uniform at the entrance clicked his heels and snapped a quick "Hail Bart-Bart!"
"Hail!" replied the three men completely out of sync with eachother.
"Password!" screamed the guard.
"16 year olds." replied Williamson. The guard game him a nod of approval and the trio boarded the airship.
"Where's Wazza?" asked Thorpe to the other two quietly. There seemed to be no sign of him anywhere.
"Gentlemen," came a voice from behind them. The trio spun around to come face to face with a man in an Imperial Lt Colonel's uniform. "Follow me."
The three men followed the unknown figure to what seemed to be the front of the ship. There Wazza greeted the three anxiously.
"Ah, good morning men. Good to see you all here safely and all in Imperial uniforms I see? Very good. I trust you were not too shocked with my right hand man meeting you and not myself personally. Slight change in plans. Can't help that. I'm sure you all know Stevie_says."
Stevie tipped his hat to the three rebels.
"Sirs!" screamed an excitable young Imperial private bursting into the room. "Sorry Sir. We have a problem sir! Oh, Hail Bart Bart! Uh, out the front, the lead guardsman, Lechuga, has been killed, sir!"
"That's too bad" replied Wazza seemingly unconcerned "Sniper bullets can kill men even as far back as here if given a clear shot."
"Sir, it was no sniper. Sir... he was decapitated sir."
User Reviews
Submitted by bugblender (user info) at 2008-09-14 10:28:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2006-03-11 00:19:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-10-19 05:55:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
666 hits
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-10-19 03:47:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
There are a solid four pages of +2 streaks with 30 or more reviews. That is stupid. I am weeding it all out by giving every one of them a +1; that way posts that have 1.99 with 200+ reviews gets best ever.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-08-28 23:22:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Obviously not.
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-08-28 23:12:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Do brown eyed girls ranks still count?
Submitted by your_brown_eyed_girl (user info) at 2005-06-24 17:29:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Nobody likes pieces with uber users as characters.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-06-13 04:56:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This is the worst piece of crap I have ever read.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-06-13 04:38:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by notwelcomehurr (user info) at 2005-06-08 11:26:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Stabkill (user info) at 2005-04-26 16:26:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"Hail Bart-Bart!"
Wonderful.
Submitted by Wazza (user info) at 2005-04-21 04:36:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Quite a few catastrophies with the old Blimps. The krouts suffered badly with them .
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-04-21 04:21:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Can you believe this drivel is on "best ever"?
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-04-18 07:17:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Wazza (user info) at 2005-04-18 06:53:26 (#)
Ranking: 2
They called these air machines Blimps i believe.
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I believe "blimp corps" sounds ghey.
Submitted by Wazza (user info) at 2005-04-18 06:53:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
They called these air machines Blimps i believe.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-04-14 07:12:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
PART 5 COMING SOON!!!
Evidence:
The son Tony Abbott wished he had says:
some dude with a guitar and a hat
WILLIAMSON <<<>>> muddafuckagonnabreakunderpressure says:
cool
WILLIAMSON <<<>>> muddafuckagonnabreakunderpressure says:
Ok, leave me alone now... proof reading part 5
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-04-14 06:33:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
How do you fit all those brains in that stick body?
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-04-14 06:09:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Dolla is wrong.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-04-14 06:02:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Dolla says he would have had more than that.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-04-14 06:01:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
If he had just waited like five minutes, that hit of his would have been recorded. Chances are no-one would have looked at this in that period of time.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-04-14 05:59:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
the other day my total hits were 66669.
I was upset at that little upside down six.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-04-14 05:58:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No it wouldn't.
It would have like 257 hits or something.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-04-14 05:53:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
If you had just come back a little later, it would have been all 2s.
Now you've screwed up the number of reviews.
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-04-14 05:43:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
(221 hits)
Rating: 2 on 22
One more hit and this would have been pretty cool. Damnit.
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-04-14 04:22:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Wazza (user info) at 2005-04-14 04:10:44 (#)
Ranking: 2
you are really good man ,the source of your creative imagination is obviously your love for adventure in the armed forces.Well done old chap.
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Williamson: Why thank you Mr Wazza. My love for adventure in the armed forces comes from my grandparent's tales to me when i was a child. I grew up romanticising about the deserts of Africa where my great-grandfather fought, and the stories of hundreds of old men armed with pitchforks lined up along Gold Coast beaches, the beaches that I grew up near, waiting for the japanese to land.
In a sad sad way, i grew to love battle.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-04-14 04:04:33 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-04-13 21:11:29 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2005-04-13 21:07:25 (#)
Ranking: 2
You killed me off?? Fucking cunt.
"... and Williamson fell out of the back of the time machine and was dead." HA!
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You're not dead. You were badly wounded in the last one. You're no longer part of the fellowship of the ring. That's all.
I'm gonna work you back into the storyline eventually.
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I did notice in the Second Rebel Wars you made Danger soil himself, much like your character in Merlina's soused chauffeur bitch or whatever it is.
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Williamson: Men shit their pants all the time in warfare. It's nothing to be ashamed of. But, consider it payback for the Merlina thing, yes.
I'm gonna see if I can get Part 5 done by the end of tonight (AEST).
Submitted by Wazza (user info) at 2005-04-14 04:10:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
you are really good man ,the source of your creative imagination is obviously your love for adventure in the armed forces.Well done old chap.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-04-14 04:04:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-04-13 21:11:29 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2005-04-13 21:07:25 (#)
Ranking: 2
You killed me off?? Fucking cunt.
"... and Williamson fell out of the back of the time machine and was dead." HA!
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You're not dead. You were badly wounded in the last one. You're no longer part of the fellowship of the ring. That's all.
I'm gonna work you back into the storyline eventually.
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I did notice in the Second Rebel Wars you made Danger soil himself, much like your character in Merlina's soused chauffeur bitch or whatever it is.
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-04-13 21:11:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2005-04-13 21:07:25 (#)
Ranking: 2
You killed me off?? Fucking cunt.
"... and Williamson fell out of the back of the time machine and was dead." HA!
-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-
You're not dead. You were badly wounded in the last one. You're no longer part of the fellowship of the ring. That's all.
I'm gonna work you back into the storyline eventually.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2005-04-13 21:07:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You killed me off?? Fucking cunt.
"... and Williamson fell out of the back of the time machine and was dead." HA!
Submitted by Areis (user info) at 2005-04-13 12:54:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
well considering i havent read the others yet that was damn good
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2005-04-13 10:02:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Awesomness
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-04-13 09:58:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/61862
Linkwhore to the rebel wars prequel
(Because you cannnot ruin a good series without a prequel!)
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-04-13 09:56:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Auf Wiedergetypen!
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-04-13 09:43:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Thanks JJ.
Well Uber. I have put off calling women in Japan for another night because some of you were bitching to me about getting this done *cough rad cough thorpe*
I'm tired, i need sleep and i go to work in 8 hours.
Adieu, farewell, auf weidersehen goodnight!
Submitted by Jungle_Jimanee (user info) at 2005-04-13 09:36:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No problem, saves a trip round my Mum's to use the scanner. Great story so far.
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-04-13 09:31:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Jungle_Jimanee (user info) at 2005-04-13 09:24:08 (#)
Ranking: 2
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Trust me - There'll be a katana wielding maniacal rebel with your name by the end of this.
I could possibly supply a camwhore of me with a Katana (normal clothes) or looking a bit soft wielding a Naginata (in full armour of course), if it would come in handy?
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Hmmm, it wouldn't come in handy to be honest. I just thought of where i can stick you to be honest. It would be too difficult to explain the Japanese armour but i can get you with a katana into the story easy enough.
Submitted by Jungle_Jimanee (user info) at 2005-04-13 09:24:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
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Trust me - There'll be a katana wielding maniacal rebel with your name by the end of this.
I could possibly supply a camwhore of me with a Katana (normal clothes) or looking a bit soft wielding a Naginata (in full armour of course), if it would come in handy?
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-04-13 09:21:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Bayley (user info) at 2005-04-13 09:14:18 (#)
Ranking: 2
Put a girl in it!
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I have already planned on that. There will be, quite soon in the series.
Submitted by Bayley (user info) at 2005-04-13 09:14:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Put a girl in it!
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-04-13 09:08:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
snapped a quick "Hail Bart-Bart!"
Hahahahahahaha
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-04-13 09:08:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
oohh that Stabkill... I hate him so much!
Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2005-04-13 09:01:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Bayley (user info) at 2005-04-13 08:52:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This is really good!!
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-04-13 08:35:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Be with you in a minute, just going through the oldies to refresh my memory.
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-04-13 08:30:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-04-13 08:23:23 (#)
Ranking: 2
I love this.
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I aim to please.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-04-13 08:23:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I love this.