For All Those Who Bet Proline (477 hits)
Category: SportsRating: 0.17 on 8 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Howie Felter <imwillywonka.at.hotmail.com> (View user info) at 2005-04-13 13:46:09 EDT
Today will be my day. It is time for that big money win! No more of these close calls, no calls, far fetches, no brainers, it's time to call those underdogs and BE RIGHT!
Such an easy game, really, this thing they call Proline. You don't need to be a pro, you just need to have a keen eye and some good luck. So what if I've lost far more than I've won. That winning feeling is what strives me, what I live for, why I count down the days for baseball season to be back and it has finally come!!
I've already won once this year and it seemed to easy. Pick three outcomes, have them play out, get my money. I even called two ties, something that is hard to do at the best of times...at least, that's what they want you to think. I can pick the ties, I can see the close games, but there is always one little thing that goes wrong.
Why do you hate me God? Is this a sign to stop betting? Fuck no, you know how much I love it...how much we ALL love it. Those of us that do this religiously. Those of us that know each ticket we buy is a winner. It WILL win unless there is a shift in tectonic plates that make that 3-2 fastball dive into a curve with bases loaded and my team down by one, causing the swing and miss and another ticket lost.
Tomorrow will be better, oh yes. Tomorrow I will bet riskier so that I can win back the money that I have lost in the past. Common sense holds no merit in situations like this. Deperate times call for desperate measure and desperate measures call for more money to be bet. Screw this $2 crap, let's up it to $10. $10 a day is nothing if the big pay day comes, it's so simple!
I can't believe that I didn't think of this strategy earlier, it all makes sense now. But why stop at $10 bets, why not $20? $50? $100??
Victory will be mine, dear Proline. You have rammed my ass with your preverbial fist too many times, it's payback time!!
User Reviews
Submitted by strider (user info) at 2005-04-13 18:28:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
ha, -2 for me
*correction* readable
Submitted by strider (user info) at 2005-04-13 18:26:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
this was hardly legible
Submitted by The_Fan (user info) at 2005-04-13 18:13:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I don't bet Proline, but I do bet you will have less money to your name next week. That sports shit is all fixed man. It's the fucking mob. And the military industrial complex. Don't tell me I'm full of shit either. Bush used to own the Texas Fucking Rangers and brided people so they would win the World Series and shit. It's all true.
Time for my medication.
Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2005-04-13 16:03:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Good luck. In due time, you'll be back on the street sucking up our tax dollars.
Submitted by Howie_Felter (user info) at 2005-04-13 14:35:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I've never spent more than $5 on a ticket, personally...this is just the ramblings of some things that tned to bust through my brain.
Submitted by DonovanMD (user info) at 2005-04-13 14:16:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I cant bring myself to bet more than 4-5 dollars per ticket, usually just 2-3. I hate losing.
Submitted by Sarcasticus (user info) at 2005-04-13 13:55:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
"So what if I've lost far more than I've won?"
Proline saw you coming...I've got a bridge for sale if you're interested.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-04-13 13:51:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
The ramblings of a mug punter! I have a membership to that club as well.
It generally involves horses and dogs rather than sport though!
Good luck, I hope you win big.