Don't Fuck with Oompa-Loompas (780 hits)
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Submitted by Duke Diggler (View user info) at 2005-04-13 14:02:42 EDT
Oompa 1: "You've found yourself in quite a predicament here, haven't you young lady? Being trapped down in that egg chute and all. And no, we don't speak in verse when that sadistic prick Willy isn't around."
Oompa 2: "You just had to try and eat that delicious candy golden goose egg didn't you, you selfish bitch?!?!"
Oompa 3: "Yes, miss Veruca Salt. Cumslut. Demanding daughter. Insatiable whore. Now we have you trapped."
Oompa 4: "You know, miss Salt, we Oompas tire of subsisting just on sweets. It has been a long time since we have consumed meat."
Oompa 5: "It has also been a long time since we have been around any females. Frankly, we're just sick and tired of jerking off each other, and ourselves."
Oompa 6: "We're going to gangbang you...then cook your appendages medium-well, as you watch us devour you!"
All: "Bwuahahahahaha!!!"
User Reviews
Submitted by fluff (user info) at 2005-07-17 17:16:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
tits=auto+2?
moron...
eat some auto -2's for that.
(I won't read the posts coz youre a stupid teenie)
Submitted by Soley_Trinity (user info) at 2005-04-14 08:28:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
No Comment
Submitted by Jungle_Jimanee (user info) at 2005-04-14 08:00:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-04-14 07:47:23 (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2005-04-13 14:18:56 (#)
Ranking: 1
Duke, you should have taken this and run even further with it. Great idea just not enough substance to follow through completely.
Plus two anyway, because I'm going to use the idea on my friends and claim it as my own.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-04-14 07:47:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2005-04-13 14:18:56 (#)
Ranking: 1
Duke, you should have taken this and run even further with it. Great idea just not enough substance to follow through completely.
Submitted by funk_boy (user info) at 2005-04-14 07:36:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i will never fuck with them
Submitted by DanielH (user info) at 2005-04-13 23:48:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Oompa-Loompas dripping in goo,
We've got another story for you.
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2005-04-13 15:39:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
+2 for the idea
-2 because the Oompa Loompa's used to scare the living shit out of me.
Submitted by MoonStone (user info) at 2005-04-13 15:26:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
meh
Submitted by NocternalDragon (user info) at 2005-04-13 15:13:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
No Comment
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2005-04-13 15:13:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Up the airy mountain,
Down the rushing glen,
We dare not go a hunting,
For fear of little men.
You see, nobody ever goes in, and nobody ever comes out.
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2005-04-13 14:32:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
i smiled
Submitted by mbstateside (user info) at 2005-04-13 14:26:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Yep I agree with the comments below.
Great concept just Just come back with some more.
Submitted by Duke_Diggler (user info) at 2005-04-13 14:26:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
yeah manicmother take a stab, just link me ;)
i'll write my own version tomorrow most likely but I'd like to see your take on the story. same goes for anyone else wanting to write their version, just please link this post.
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2005-04-13 14:22:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Good boy, make it a little meatier. You've got one hell of a potential post here.
Kick our asses with it.
Submitted by Duke_Diggler (user info) at 2005-04-13 14:19:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
since a few of you guys think this has so much potential, i'm going to prepare a longer more detailed version....hehehe
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2005-04-13 14:18:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Duke, you should have taken this and run even further with it. Great idea just not enough substance to follow through completly. Mind if I try and take a stab at it?
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2005-04-13 14:17:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
So, so much potential.
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2005-04-13 14:15:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
sooooo much potential
Submitted by InkyFingers (user info) at 2005-04-13 14:12:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Inkyfingers takes off shoe and holds it to ear: "Hello? Is anyone there? This is a peak hour phone call, buddy. Say something or I hang up."
Puts shoe back on foot.
Inkyfingers takes out wallet and unfolds it. Holds to ear: "Hello? Is anyone there? This is a peak...."
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2005-04-13 14:12:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
So you have seen the special two disk DVD edition with the directors cut?
Submitted by Sarcasticus (user info) at 2005-04-13 14:12:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Oompa Loompas are funny
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-04-13 14:11:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
As if that movie weren't creepy enough to begin with.
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-04-13 14:06:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
MEH
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-04-13 14:06:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
"Daddy, I want an Oompaloompa, and I want it now!"
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2005-04-13 14:04:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
meh
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2005-04-13 14:04:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
What can you say to a story like this ??
I got nothing.
Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2005-04-13 14:03:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
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