I Challenge Shlongy to a rip battle in Front of Everyone! Lets see him back down/ lose badly! (15920 hits)
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Submitted by Sergio Giorgini (View user info) at 2005-04-13 15:49:24 EDT
This post is simple
I challenge Shlongy to a straight rip battle
I am confident he will lose
Because he is rubbish and he knows it
Most likely he will not even accept this challenge because he knows he is trash
So lets all see him back down and or lose badly
The title of this was pretty much self-explanatory
Note this is a taste of what is to come:
Shlongy's so gay he crosses his legs when he sucks your cock
Shlongy's dad uses a pink tanning bed
Then SHlongy says some bull like: ah, no your dad uses one FUCK YOU
Then I will say he sucks cock for shiney pieces of metal regardless of whether the US government recognises it as currency or not
Then he will say I collect them
And he walked right into my bear trap, winner me..... its that simple!
User Reviews
Submitted by frap (user info) at 2005-04-28 19:29:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Shlongey is to rip battles what Poland was to World War 2
Submitted by frap (user info) at 2005-04-19 02:12:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
rip battle champ yeah!
Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2005-04-18 09:57:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by frap (user info) at 2005-04-18 02:18:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
DO my taxes tool
Submitted by Lunch_Pail (user info) at 2005-04-18 01:22:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-04-13 21:12:41 (#)
Ranking: -2
I usually +2 all "Shlongy-related posts", but I swear, my dog once threw up AlphaBits Cereal that made more sense than this random shitfest.
When I was 8, my bowl of Spaghetti-O's made me laugh more than this jibberish did.
See me in about 8 years , when you master a language...ANY language.
You got owned in one post. Sorry to say. I realize shlongy is a ugly 50 year old with manic mother as his wife. i would be pissed off at the world too.
What is a "rip battle" anyway? Is that where you and your boyfriend see who can rip the others asshole the most?
Bottom line- your post sucks. Your "rips" suck. Shlongy owned you. I think mommy needs to use her computer now.
Submitted by frap (user info) at 2005-04-17 20:08:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Yeah that guy rocks
Submitted by Bickerstaff (user info) at 2005-04-17 17:21:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Been a while since Captain Foamy was here kicking things up.
Submitted by frap (user info) at 2005-04-17 16:48:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I own SHlongy
Submitted by CoachMagirk27 (user info) at 2005-04-17 05:26:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I like shlongy but this gave me a chuckle
"Shlongy's so gay he crosses his legs when he sucks your cock"
Submitted by mxc_jwebber (user info) at 2005-04-17 04:37:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Creepy_guy (user info) at 2005-04-15 01:06:11 (#)
Ranking: -2
This post is to Ubersite what a two-flush corn log is to a toilet.
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Nice analogy. Shlongy fucking pwns on a daily basis. And FYI, I would rather, and I'm quite sure Shlongy would rather, be vag sweat than a drop of cum that seeped from Richard Simmons' ass like you are. You know you're sad when even your alters are gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys. By the way, I agree with WhatTheHell:
http://www.ubersite.com/m/64394
http://www.ubersite.com/m/64394
http://www.ubersite.com/m/64394
http://www.ubersite.com/m/64394
http://www.ubersite.com/m/64394
http://www.ubersite.com/m/64394
http://www.ubersite.com/m/64394
http://www.ubersite.com/m/64394
PWNED
Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2005-04-15 23:41:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
BEST POST EVAR!!!!
Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2005-04-15 23:22:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Of course this is most heated. Fucking alters.
Submitted by Thored (user info) at 2005-04-15 19:01:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Schlongy FTW.
Submitted by The_Fan (user info) at 2005-04-15 16:57:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Hey frap:
1. Take a piece of paper
2. Write "Don't Fuck with List" on the top
3. Underneath that, write:
1. Shlongy
Thanks.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-04-15 14:16:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This frap guy is funnier than shit.
Submitted by The_Fan (user info) at 2005-04-15 14:05:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by frap (user info) at 2005-04-15 04:07:09 (#)
Ranking: 2
Uber people you are now no longer allowed to address me directly
I might catch whatever is making you all so gay
You all live in a box, a pink dick encrested box
I feel shame for you
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Bye-bye Skippy. Don't let the -2 hit you in the ass on your way out.
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2005-04-15 11:57:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
HEY CUNTHOLE??
You MIGHT want to see this....
http://www.ubersite.com/m/64354
http://www.ubersite.com/m/64354
http://www.ubersite.com/m/64354
http://www.ubersite.com/m/64354
http://www.ubersite.com/m/64354
http://www.ubersite.com/m/64354
http://www.ubersite.com/m/64354
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2005-04-15 10:21:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You all live in a box, a pink dick encrested box
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HAHAHAHHAAHAHAAH-HAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHa-
HAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAH-HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH-
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA-HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA-
HAHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHH!!
A dick ENCRESTED box ....."ENCRESTED"
You DO have more "WI than everone one of us"..... thats fer sure skeeter!
Submitted by Fabit (user info) at 2005-04-15 06:43:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
People. Make love - not war! There is a safer way than homophobic buffoonery...
http://www.ubersite.com/m/64266
Submitted by frap (user info) at 2005-04-15 04:07:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Uber people you are now no longer allowed to address me directly
I might catch whatever is making you all so gay
You all live in a box, a pink dick encrested box
I feel shame for you
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2005-04-15 01:17:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Good point, well made!
Fabulous article, really shows life in a different light for me.
Wait...oh.
Submitted by Creepy_guy (user info) at 2005-04-15 01:06:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
This post is to Ubersite what a two-flush corn log is to a toilet.
Submitted by frap (user info) at 2005-04-14 18:50:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Cube Jockies, you know I am your god
Submitted by frap (user info) at 2005-04-14 18:32:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
We weren't in a writing contest
do you people not know what a rip battle is
rip is basically insult
do you get it now
is it clear
The fan, you may be the most clever person on earth
did everyone see him catch that typo
the wit, the wit that that takes is astonishing
its like Jesus gave him a gift to grade papers for grammar
being a second grade teacher doesnt give you wit
It makes you a babysitter
Where is one example of your wit Fan
there is none, you are an uncreative, under-achieving shell of a human being
Submitted by Girlwithaclue (user info) at 2005-04-14 18:29:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
-2die already Jesus Christ
Submitted by Lechuga (user info) at 2005-04-14 18:22:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Ok, I'll admit that Shlongy is a bit harsh on some people, but honestly, he's a better writer than you are. Clearly, if you were less of an idiot, you'd realize that.
Shlongy has proven time and again that he knows what's up, but apparently you don't. Moron.
Submitted by The_Fan (user info) at 2005-04-14 18:00:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I HAVE MORE WI THAN ANYONE ONE UBERSITE. PERIOD
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Yeah Skippy, you definitely have more "WI" than "ANYONE ONE UBERSITE". What you lack is wit. And a high school diploma.
Q.E.D.
Submitted by frap (user info) at 2005-04-14 17:54:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
SHlongy doesn't deserve my respect
Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2005-04-14 15:48:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Here's a Shlongy challenge that is worthy of attention --- http://www.ubersite.com/m/64285
And he has AGREED!
Submitted by frap (user info) at 2005-04-14 15:38:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I got 50 bucs that says the first pussy Shlongy touched was connected to 320 pounds of 30 year old black bitch.
Zing
You cube jockies kill me
You tell me shlongy would beat me but then he just sits their and loses
If he was gonna beat me then he should whop my ass, whats stopping him
I HAVE MORE WI THAN ANYONE ONE UBERSITE. PERIOD
dont be confused
YOU ALL SUCK
I am better than you
I will out rip Jesus in Bethlehem with all his boys around
I will out rip Hitler in Berlin and Groucho Markx on film
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2005-04-14 14:38:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You would lose, goober.
(you don't know how much it pains me to say that)
Submitted by Mario (user info) at 2005-04-14 12:51:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You must be like Ralph. This post sucks so bad I don't feel bad linkwhoring.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/64271
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-04-14 12:02:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
this person can't be for real
Submitted by mbstateside (user info) at 2005-04-14 09:54:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
That's a bet I will not be accepting Shlong
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-04-14 09:23:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I got $50 that says this retard wears a hockey helmet to school. Who wants some?
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-04-14 08:34:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by frap (user info) at 2005-04-13 22:31:32 (#)
Ranking: 2
I can just smell pussy from very far distances
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I'm not sure I'd brag about that, as it shows that you are never very near pussy....
Zing, and we're done, down in flames goes frap/lordofthedance/stfu
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2005-04-14 08:28:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Yep this was a giant waste of time, but for some reason this made me laugh.
"Submitted by frap (user info) at 2005-04-13 21:54:08 (#)
Ranking: 2
Shlongys dad was a German scientist
-his sole job was to test the PH level of the Jewish penis
-he opted to use his mouth instead of litmus paper
-his results were astonishing
-he concluded 1) that he loved smoking Jew pole loosely based on scientific principles
-and 2) Jew cock is a base!"
I don't know why, but I lost my shit over this one. So instead of minus 2 you get minus 1.
Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2005-04-14 08:04:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I wanted to plus2 this for battletoads, but never in all my time on Uber has such flagrant stupidity made me so angry.
You are the epitomy of dumb, if dumb had a womb you would have festered there before tearing yourself free to adorn the world with your fervent masturbating, covering yourself as you went in the vaginal blood of idiocy.
Mark my words young man I'd like to hang you with your own scrotum. You are clearly a cancerous pair of rabid goat's testicles.
Empty that cum infested cunt of yours and start again.
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2005-04-14 07:11:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
frap appears to be the latest species within the protoctista kingdom.
http://www.bio.umass.edu/biology/conn.river/protoc.html , just so he can understand.
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2005-04-14 05:27:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Frap, make you a deal?
Forget what you wrote below, that was just sad, and demand a rematch.
But, and here's the hard part for you, don't use the words suck, pussy, dick, mom, dad or blow, and see if you can come up with a vaguely coherent sentence, that would also get Shlongly riled.
I doubt you can, but c'mon, push yourself.
Try.
Start off small, like, I dunno, with threats to beat him like a red-headed stepchild. (see, we as an audience also need to be entertained, douchebag vagina slut just isn't gonna cut it)
Then step up a gear. Realise you'll never meet him in person, so physical violence just isn't an options. it's a battle of wits. You are armed right? Read some Poloboi/Chris Evans posts, check ot the reviews. You'll maybe learn a li'l sumthin-sumthin' about verbal mudding from there.
Then call Shlongy out.
And try not to be disappointed when he flat out ignores you because you just aren't worth the effort.
Submitted by BubbaEarl (user info) at 2005-04-14 05:11:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
if i wanted to be served by you i'd drag my ass down to the maccy d drive thru.
Submitted by frap (user info) at 2005-04-13 16:20:54 (#)
Ranking: 2
Infact, I can beat anyone on ubersite in a rip battle
sign up here to get served
Submitted by frap (user info) at 2005-04-14 05:06:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm going to sleep
Update for the desk jockies
Your favorite Sodomite, Shlongy, lost the rip battle
So I guess that makes me your new nerd King
So Um make me soup I guess and check my taxes for inconsistencies
don't forget to rock your cubes
I rocked Shlongys cube
he knows it (you should rub it in)
He will read this but he wont defend the ass virginity he lost to me....metaphorically
and literally
Submitted by frap (user info) at 2005-04-14 04:56:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I keep hearing how bad he is
I keep seeing him not back up the hype
I think your Demigod got a stuffed head and it took a rip battle to remind him he is a waste of skin
he actually forfeited, I tried to get him back to fight for his own pride
didn't matter
no tact
Submitted by frap (user info) at 2005-04-14 04:53:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Ok buddy, fix your tie
Submitted by Soley_Trinity (user info) at 2005-04-14 04:52:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Shlongy could RIP you a new asshole.
Submitted by frap (user info) at 2005-04-14 04:51:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Shlongy probably never even heard of Battletoads
what a fucking cube jocky he is
his boss makes him wash his car then file paper work on it
he wears homemade sweaters on casual friday
and his dad resents him for sitting the bench in little league
oh what a tangled web we weave when we are fat cube jockies like shlongy
- Edgar Allen Poe (first draft)
Submitted by frap (user info) at 2005-04-14 04:31:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I might beat one side of your face with my dick until your dad gets jealous
go suck someone off cocklick
Shlongy lose his dignity, his pride, his balls
I would be ashamed to come to ubersite for weeks if I was him
but continue to make statements with no facts, it is your right as a stupid American
maybe vote for Bush again?
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-04-14 04:23:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-04-13 21:12:41 (#)
Ranking: -2
I usually +2 all "Shlongy-related posts", but I swear, my dog once threw up AlphaBits Cereal that made more sense than this random shitfest.
When I was 8, my bowl of Spaghetti-O's made me laugh more than this jibberish did.
See me in about 8 years , when you master a language...ANY language.
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This was the beginning of the most one sided "rip"(whatever the fuck that means) battle in history.
Perhaps you should run, your tail wedged firmly between your legs, as far away from here as possible while you still have the slightest shred of dignity.
P.S You suck retard! Shlongy will always beat a spastic like you.
Submitted by frap (user info) at 2005-04-14 02:28:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Joedaddy your mom douches with salt water!
level 4 now bitch
Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2005-04-14 02:22:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Thank You
For proving my point.
I'll now, quite confidently ,add another 5 years on, the before mentioned timetable.
As for my mom, she's gone.
As for your mom: when she saw you, come out from between her legs, at birth,
I'm sure, gasoline, has been her choice, to date.
PS
There is a learning curve involved here.
It's a little too steep for you.
Submitted by lordofthedance (user info) at 2005-04-14 02:19:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by frap (user info) at 2005-04-14 01:12:02 (#)
Ranking: 2
Hey Lordofthedance is the Judge of the rip battle
did Shlongy get served like a sweaty vagina dish on Iron Chef or what?
__________________________________________
Yes. Yes he did.
Submitted by dethcow (user info) at 2005-04-14 02:10:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 for Battletoads
Submitted by frap (user info) at 2005-04-14 01:51:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Joedaddy I can tell you right now your mom douches with salt water!
step 3 mother fucker
Submitted by frap (user info) at 2005-04-14 01:41:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
My next post will most likely be a rip battle challenge against The Fan.
Irony uncreativity call what you do what you want your a fraud
I will ransack your asshole then pure salt on it
Oops, is that sex
Your damn right it is, and your reverse pysch bullshit aint gonna Neutralize it
cause thats all you got, and you can't defend against it
or anything else for that matter
You try to say something about im not clever, or a below the belt shot at my grammer(ouch)
but after that your finished
And you're gonna feel extra dumb losing a rip battle to a "retard"
Wont it be ironic?
Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2005-04-14 01:34:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Submitted by frap (user info) at 2005-04-13 22:31:32 (#)
Ranking: 2
I can just smell pussy from very far distances
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Out of all the statements made by you.
I do believe this one.
Maybe in 10 or 15 years......
You will learn Step #2
But I doubt it.
Submitted by The_Fan (user info) at 2005-04-14 01:29:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Was that supposed to rhyme? Because if it was, you really should go watch 8 Mile for a 26th time and then maybe you'll get it.
You continue to prove my point with every post. It's the same repetitive shit over and over again. You call people vaginas and talk about fornicating with either their parents or their rectums. Or their parents' rectums. My hextuple posting of Schlongy's reply was done in the spirit of irony to illustrate your shortcomings. If you want to see how it is done, please go back and read these again:
http://www.ubersite.com/m/64229#1266196
http://www.ubersite.com/m/64229#1266248
http://www.ubersite.com/m/64229#1266626
http://www.ubersite.com/m/64229#1266704
http://www.ubersite.com/m/64229#1266765
Then post something unoriginal yet again so you can have the last word. May I suggest something to the extent of "Yeah, well I fucked your mother while your dad made me dinner, then I pissed on your pictures because I am so fucking cool". Then go to sleep and perhaps you will have a eureka momemnt when you awake and you can come back and write something again.
It's been fun, but I'm going to call it a night. Evidently I have to go suck Schlongy's cock or something. Have a good one Skippy and I'm sure you'll se me rating the next piece of drivel you post.
p.s. Since you like challenges so much, I challenge you to a "No posting or reviewing" contest. The first one of us who posts or reviews something after the time stamp on this post is the LOSER.
Submitted by frap (user info) at 2005-04-14 01:12:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hey Lordofthedance is the Judge of the rip battle
did Shlongy get served like a sweaty vagina dish on Iron Chef or what?
Submitted by frap (user info) at 2005-04-14 01:07:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Don't worry I have been reading Oscar Wilde while your dad blows me so the wit is on it's way!
PS> I admire you trying to stick up for your dude lover Shlongy
to bad he let you down by getting hammered in this battle
he knew he was gonna lose and didnt even try
he is the worst kind of pussy
completely motivated by fear
yet he acts like he has some ethical objection
I really hate people of that sort
thats just a character flaw
I'm an asshole but I am not a fake
As for you, I don't know
Come up with some of your own thoughts
your just as bad as shlongy
dont Plagiarize then tell me to get wit
its an oxymoron
And your lifes a waste
As you can see I can out philosophize you or I can out rip you
I chose to rip because its a fan favorite
and it's more contemporary street
Submitted by The_Fan (user info) at 2005-04-14 01:01:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-04-13 21:35:04 (#)
Ranking: -2
"People LIVE for my reviews...a positive review from Shlongy is like a private audience with the Pope.
I'm THAT fucking important."
"Well, Q, as the chat room expert on 'sucking', you would be qualified to express your opinion, no matter how misguided it may be.
You fucking pansyass."
"Would you rather have 200 lines of happy horseshit, or a 4-line masterpiece.
It's a USA TODAY/McDonald's fast-paced world out there, son. Get used to it."
"Fat Mike is the man. The fat man but the man nonetheless. "
"Ummmm, is -1.58 considered 'stellar'? "
"Suicide might be the best option based on that schedule. "
"Yeah, good idea not to comment Fetish.
Every time you 'speak', you give away the fact that you're a fucking imbecile.
PS> A homo imbecile at that."
"Apparently this room is full of cunts. Verrrrrry interesting... "
"If Loren's a cunt, at least she's a cunt with brains enough to know that this retard isn't funny."
"Whoopti-fucking-doo, Tardo. "
"I don't think it's very polite to give this retard +2's. "
"I've not witnessed gayness of this magnitude since....uhhhhhh...well, I suppose I never have.
Thankfully. "
"While I appreciate your 2, heater, I still don't find any amusement in your posts. I think they suck balls."
"It's a fucking SONG, you stupid fucks.
Don't despair. Next time, I'll add an attachment of a cartoon penis for you fucking wankers. "
"What's with all the hate? This must be "too deep" for the average Uber dipshit.
Oh, and there's no poop jokes or stick figure drawings with cartoon penises. My mistake. "
"Well, I guess you could always go fuck yourself, matey."
"Bet it made his day having an ignorant fucktard like you for a friend, eh? "
"You can't make up shit THIS ridiculous.
Well, I suppose you could...but who would want to?"
"Before you get too fucking elated, have another -2 for being a dork. "
"I've taken dumps that can write better than this. "
"I wish we had -3's for this fucking dipshit. "
"I kind of like the name Bart.
I named the dump I took this morning, Bart. "
"Well, in all fairness, in addition to boring, don't forget it sucks ass. "
"If you think she looks bad, wait until you get a load of her 'personality', or lackthereof."
"This response is dumber than the post itself, dipshit."
"Cancel that +2. I didn't realize the moron behind this incoherent rant was Koolmang, the dipshit."
"The next person who copmplains about one of my shitty posts should be forced- at gunpoint if necessary- to read this shit. "
"It's been confirmed by NASA. You're an ass eater. "
"This is so horrid you should win an award. "
"Today, I strive to be a kindler, gentler Shlongy.
But after reading dickSTAIN's stuff, that may be hard to maintain. God knows I'll try."
"The gayness never stops around here. "
"You are a loser, but an amzingly patient loser at that. Alright...I'll only -1 ya...how's that for a compromise?"
"It had the potential to suck worse than your last 4. "
"Keith seemed to have spelled his own name incorrectly."
"Please, never do this again.
And throw out your camera, while you're at it. "
"Why are you alive? "
"Well, I don't have my college ranking handy but I got through it and got to throw that stupid cap in the air, shitforbrains. "
"I give out +2's when they're deserved, gayboy...not because I want to suck some other guy's cock like you or I'm under the extremely false impression that if I give out enough +2's, maybe the chicks will dig me, dipshit."
"Why Dear God, oh why? "
"That one where he sticks a 30" samarai sword up his ass and gyrates like a dreidel. "
"Your number is the epitome of horseshit. "
"I didn't know you were gone, dicklick. "
"This happy horseshit is not improving with age."
"Good thing you have Uber friends to +2 you because quite frankly, that was fucking brutal."
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You need to read these a few times and maybe then (maybe) you'll learn how to be creative and witty. Since you lack the intelligence to follow simple instructions, I'll post it a few times so you will be sure to read it in repetition.
Submitted by The_Fan (user info) at 2005-04-14 01:00:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-04-13 21:35:04 (#)
Ranking: -2
"People LIVE for my reviews...a positive review from Shlongy is like a private audience with the Pope.
I'm THAT fucking important."
"Well, Q, as the chat room expert on 'sucking', you would be qualified to express your opinion, no matter how misguided it may be.
You fucking pansyass."
"Would you rather have 200 lines of happy horseshit, or a 4-line masterpiece.
It's a USA TODAY/McDonald's fast-paced world out there, son. Get used to it."
"Fat Mike is the man. The fat man but the man nonetheless. "
"Ummmm, is -1.58 considered 'stellar'? "
"Suicide might be the best option based on that schedule. "
"Yeah, good idea not to comment Fetish.
Every time you 'speak', you give away the fact that you're a fucking imbecile.
PS> A homo imbecile at that."
"Apparently this room is full of cunts. Verrrrrry interesting... "
"If Loren's a cunt, at least she's a cunt with brains enough to know that this retard isn't funny."
"Whoopti-fucking-doo, Tardo. "
"I don't think it's very polite to give this retard +2's. "
"I've not witnessed gayness of this magnitude since....uhhhhhh...well, I suppose I never have.
Thankfully. "
"While I appreciate your 2, heater, I still don't find any amusement in your posts. I think they suck balls."
"It's a fucking SONG, you stupid fucks.
Don't despair. Next time, I'll add an attachment of a cartoon penis for you fucking wankers. "
"What's with all the hate? This must be "too deep" for the average Uber dipshit.
Oh, and there's no poop jokes or stick figure drawings with cartoon penises. My mistake. "
"Well, I guess you could always go fuck yourself, matey."
"Bet it made his day having an ignorant fucktard like you for a friend, eh? "
"You can't make up shit THIS ridiculous.
Well, I suppose you could...but who would want to?"
"Before you get too fucking elated, have another -2 for being a dork. "
"I've taken dumps that can write better than this. "
"I wish we had -3's for this fucking dipshit. "
"I kind of like the name Bart.
I named the dump I took this morning, Bart. "
"Well, in all fairness, in addition to boring, don't forget it sucks ass. "
"If you think she looks bad, wait until you get a load of her 'personality', or lackthereof."
"This response is dumber than the post itself, dipshit."
"Cancel that +2. I didn't realize the moron behind this incoherent rant was Koolmang, the dipshit."
"The next person who copmplains about one of my shitty posts should be forced- at gunpoint if necessary- to read this shit. "
"It's been confirmed by NASA. You're an ass eater. "
"This is so horrid you should win an award. "
"Today, I strive to be a kindler, gentler Shlongy.
But after reading dickSTAIN's stuff, that may be hard to maintain. God knows I'll try."
"The gayness never stops around here. "
"You are a loser, but an amzingly patient loser at that. Alright...I'll only -1 ya...how's that for a compromise?"
"It had the potential to suck worse than your last 4. "
"Keith seemed to have spelled his own name incorrectly."
"Please, never do this again.
And throw out your camera, while you're at it. "
"Why are you alive? "
"Well, I don't have my college ranking handy but I got through it and got to throw that stupid cap in the air, shitforbrains. "
"I give out +2's when they're deserved, gayboy...not because I want to suck some other guy's cock like you or I'm under the extremely false impression that if I give out enough +2's, maybe the chicks will dig me, dipshit."
"Why Dear God, oh why? "
"That one where he sticks a 30" samarai sword up his ass and gyrates like a dreidel. "
"Your number is the epitome of horseshit. "
"I didn't know you were gone, dicklick. "
"This happy horseshit is not improving with age."
"Good thing you have Uber friends to +2 you because quite frankly, that was fucking brutal."
--
You need to read these a few times and maybe then (maybe) you'll learn how to be creative and witty. Since you lack the intelligence to follow simple instructions, I'll post it a few times so you will be sure to read it in repetition.
Submitted by The_Fan (user info) at 2005-04-14 01:00:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-04-13 21:35:04 (#)
Ranking: -2
"People LIVE for my reviews...a positive review from Shlongy is like a private audience with the Pope.
I'm THAT fucking important."
"Well, Q, as the chat room expert on 'sucking', you would be qualified to express your opinion, no matter how misguided it may be.
You fucking pansyass."
"Would you rather have 200 lines of happy horseshit, or a 4-line masterpiece.
It's a USA TODAY/McDonald's fast-paced world out there, son. Get used to it."
"Fat Mike is the man. The fat man but the man nonetheless. "
"Ummmm, is -1.58 considered 'stellar'? "
"Suicide might be the best option based on that schedule. "
"Yeah, good idea not to comment Fetish.
Every time you 'speak', you give away the fact that you're a fucking imbecile.
PS> A homo imbecile at that."
"Apparently this room is full of cunts. Verrrrrry interesting... "
"If Loren's a cunt, at least she's a cunt with brains enough to know that this retard isn't funny."
"Whoopti-fucking-doo, Tardo. "
"I don't think it's very polite to give this retard +2's. "
"I've not witnessed gayness of this magnitude since....uhhhhhh...well, I suppose I never have.
Thankfully. "
"While I appreciate your 2, heater, I still don't find any amusement in your posts. I think they suck balls."
"It's a fucking SONG, you stupid fucks.
Don't despair. Next time, I'll add an attachment of a cartoon penis for you fucking wankers. "
"What's with all the hate? This must be "too deep" for the average Uber dipshit.
Oh, and there's no poop jokes or stick figure drawings with cartoon penises. My mistake. "
"Well, I guess you could always go fuck yourself, matey."
"Bet it made his day having an ignorant fucktard like you for a friend, eh? "
"You can't make up shit THIS ridiculous.
Well, I suppose you could...but who would want to?"
"Before you get too fucking elated, have another -2 for being a dork. "
"I've taken dumps that can write better than this. "
"I wish we had -3's for this fucking dipshit. "
"I kind of like the name Bart.
I named the dump I took this morning, Bart. "
"Well, in all fairness, in addition to boring, don't forget it sucks ass. "
"If you think she looks bad, wait until you get a load of her 'personality', or lackthereof."
"This response is dumber than the post itself, dipshit."
"Cancel that +2. I didn't realize the moron behind this incoherent rant was Koolmang, the dipshit."
"The next person who copmplains about one of my shitty posts should be forced- at gunpoint if necessary- to read this shit. "
"It's been confirmed by NASA. You're an ass eater. "
"This is so horrid you should win an award. "
"Today, I strive to be a kindler, gentler Shlongy.
But after reading dickSTAIN's stuff, that may be hard to maintain. God knows I'll try."
"The gayness never stops around here. "
"You are a loser, but an amzingly patient loser at that. Alright...I'll only -1 ya...how's that for a compromise?"
"It had the potential to suck worse than your last 4. "
"Keith seemed to have spelled his own name incorrectly."
"Please, never do this again.
And throw out your camera, while you're at it. "
"Why are you alive? "
"Well, I don't have my college ranking handy but I got through it and got to throw that stupid cap in the air, shitforbrains. "
"I give out +2's when they're deserved, gayboy...not because I want to suck some other guy's cock like you or I'm under the extremely false impression that if I give out enough +2's, maybe the chicks will dig me, dipshit."
"Why Dear God, oh why? "
"That one where he sticks a 30" samarai sword up his ass and gyrates like a dreidel. "
"Your number is the epitome of horseshit. "
"I didn't know you were gone, dicklick. "
"This happy horseshit is not improving with age."
"Good thing you have Uber friends to +2 you because quite frankly, that was fucking brutal."
--
You need to read these a few times and maybe then (maybe) you'll learn how to be creative and witty. Since you lack the intelligence to follow simple instructions, I'll post it a few times so you will be sure to read it in repetition.
Submitted by The_Fan (user info) at 2005-04-14 00:59:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-04-13 21:35:04 (#)
Ranking: -2
"People LIVE for my reviews...a positive review from Shlongy is like a private audience with the Pope.
I'm THAT fucking important."
"Well, Q, as the chat room expert on 'sucking', you would be qualified to express your opinion, no matter how misguided it may be.
You fucking pansyass."
"Would you rather have 200 lines of happy horseshit, or a 4-line masterpiece.
It's a USA TODAY/McDonald's fast-paced world out there, son. Get used to it."
"Fat Mike is the man. The fat man but the man nonetheless. "
"Ummmm, is -1.58 considered 'stellar'? "
"Suicide might be the best option based on that schedule. "
"Yeah, good idea not to comment Fetish.
Every time you 'speak', you give away the fact that you're a fucking imbecile.
PS> A homo imbecile at that."
"Apparently this room is full of cunts. Verrrrrry interesting... "
"If Loren's a cunt, at least she's a cunt with brains enough to know that this retard isn't funny."
"Whoopti-fucking-doo, Tardo. "
"I don't think it's very polite to give this retard +2's. "
"I've not witnessed gayness of this magnitude since....uhhhhhh...well, I suppose I never have.
Thankfully. "
"While I appreciate your 2, heater, I still don't find any amusement in your posts. I think they suck balls."
"It's a fucking SONG, you stupid fucks.
Don't despair. Next time, I'll add an attachment of a cartoon penis for you fucking wankers. "
"What's with all the hate? This must be "too deep" for the average Uber dipshit.
Oh, and there's no poop jokes or stick figure drawings with cartoon penises. My mistake. "
"Well, I guess you could always go fuck yourself, matey."
"Bet it made his day having an ignorant fucktard like you for a friend, eh? "
"You can't make up shit THIS ridiculous.
Well, I suppose you could...but who would want to?"
"Before you get too fucking elated, have another -2 for being a dork. "
"I've taken dumps that can write better than this. "
"I wish we had -3's for this fucking dipshit. "
"I kind of like the name Bart.
I named the dump I took this morning, Bart. "
"Well, in all fairness, in addition to boring, don't forget it sucks ass. "
"If you think she looks bad, wait until you get a load of her 'personality', or lackthereof."
"This response is dumber than the post itself, dipshit."
"Cancel that +2. I didn't realize the moron behind this incoherent rant was Koolmang, the dipshit."
"The next person who copmplains about one of my shitty posts should be forced- at gunpoint if necessary- to read this shit. "
"It's been confirmed by NASA. You're an ass eater. "
"This is so horrid you should win an award. "
"Today, I strive to be a kindler, gentler Shlongy.
But after reading dickSTAIN's stuff, that may be hard to maintain. God knows I'll try."
"The gayness never stops around here. "
"You are a loser, but an amzingly patient loser at that. Alright...I'll only -1 ya...how's that for a compromise?"
"It had the potential to suck worse than your last 4. "
"Keith seemed to have spelled his own name incorrectly."
"Please, never do this again.
And throw out your camera, while you're at it. "
"Why are you alive? "
"Well, I don't have my college ranking handy but I got through it and got to throw that stupid cap in the air, shitforbrains. "
"I give out +2's when they're deserved, gayboy...not because I want to suck some other guy's cock like you or I'm under the extremely false impression that if I give out enough +2's, maybe the chicks will dig me, dipshit."
"Why Dear God, oh why? "
"That one where he sticks a 30" samarai sword up his ass and gyrates like a dreidel. "
"Your number is the epitome of horseshit. "
"I didn't know you were gone, dicklick. "
"This happy horseshit is not improving with age."
"Good thing you have Uber friends to +2 you because quite frankly, that was fucking brutal."
--
You need to read these a few times and maybe then (maybe) you'll learn how to be creative and witty. Since you lack the intelligence to follow simple instructions, I'll post it a few times so you will be sure to read it in repetition.
Submitted by The_Fan (user info) at 2005-04-14 00:59:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-04-13 21:35:04 (#)
Ranking: -2
"People LIVE for my reviews...a positive review from Shlongy is like a private audience with the Pope.
I'm THAT fucking important."
"Well, Q, as the chat room expert on 'sucking', you would be qualified to express your opinion, no matter how misguided it may be.
You fucking pansyass."
"Would you rather have 200 lines of happy horseshit, or a 4-line masterpiece.
It's a USA TODAY/McDonald's fast-paced world out there, son. Get used to it."
"Fat Mike is the man. The fat man but the man nonetheless. "
"Ummmm, is -1.58 considered 'stellar'? "
"Suicide might be the best option based on that schedule. "
"Yeah, good idea not to comment Fetish.
Every time you 'speak', you give away the fact that you're a fucking imbecile.
PS> A homo imbecile at that."
"Apparently this room is full of cunts. Verrrrrry interesting... "
"If Loren's a cunt, at least she's a cunt with brains enough to know that this retard isn't funny."
"Whoopti-fucking-doo, Tardo. "
"I don't think it's very polite to give this retard +2's. "
"I've not witnessed gayness of this magnitude since....uhhhhhh...well, I suppose I never have.
Thankfully. "
"While I appreciate your 2, heater, I still don't find any amusement in your posts. I think they suck balls."
"It's a fucking SONG, you stupid fucks.
Don't despair. Next time, I'll add an attachment of a cartoon penis for you fucking wankers. "
"What's with all the hate? This must be "too deep" for the average Uber dipshit.
Oh, and there's no poop jokes or stick figure drawings with cartoon penises. My mistake. "
"Well, I guess you could always go fuck yourself, matey."
"Bet it made his day having an ignorant fucktard like you for a friend, eh? "
"You can't make up shit THIS ridiculous.
Well, I suppose you could...but who would want to?"
"Before you get too fucking elated, have another -2 for being a dork. "
"I've taken dumps that can write better than this. "
"I wish we had -3's for this fucking dipshit. "
"I kind of like the name Bart.
I named the dump I took this morning, Bart. "
"Well, in all fairness, in addition to boring, don't forget it sucks ass. "
"If you think she looks bad, wait until you get a load of her 'personality', or lackthereof."
"This response is dumber than the post itself, dipshit."
"Cancel that +2. I didn't realize the moron behind this incoherent rant was Koolmang, the dipshit."
"The next person who copmplains about one of my shitty posts should be forced- at gunpoint if necessary- to read this shit. "
"It's been confirmed by NASA. You're an ass eater. "
"This is so horrid you should win an award. "
"Today, I strive to be a kindler, gentler Shlongy.
But after reading dickSTAIN's stuff, that may be hard to maintain. God knows I'll try."
"The gayness never stops around here. "
"You are a loser, but an amzingly patient loser at that. Alright...I'll only -1 ya...how's that for a compromise?"
"It had the potential to suck worse than your last 4. "
"Keith seemed to have spelled his own name incorrectly."
"Please, never do this again.
And throw out your camera, while you're at it. "
"Why are you alive? "
"Well, I don't have my college ranking handy but I got through it and got to throw that stupid cap in the air, shitforbrains. "
"I give out +2's when they're deserved, gayboy...not because I want to suck some other guy's cock like you or I'm under the extremely false impression that if I give out enough +2's, maybe the chicks will dig me, dipshit."
"Why Dear God, oh why? "
"That one where he sticks a 30" samarai sword up his ass and gyrates like a dreidel. "
"Your number is the epitome of horseshit. "
"I didn't know you were gone, dicklick. "
"This happy horseshit is not improving with age."
"Good thing you have Uber friends to +2 you because quite frankly, that was fucking brutal."
--
You need to read these a few times and maybe then (maybe) you'll learn how to be creative and witty. Since you lack the intelligence to follow simple instructions, I'll post it a few times so you will be sure to read it in repetition.
Submitted by The_Fan (user info) at 2005-04-14 00:58:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-04-13 21:35:04 (#)
Ranking: -2
"People LIVE for my reviews...a positive review from Shlongy is like a private audience with the Pope.
I'm THAT fucking important."
"Well, Q, as the chat room expert on 'sucking', you would be qualified to express your opinion, no matter how misguided it may be.
You fucking pansyass."
"Would you rather have 200 lines of happy horseshit, or a 4-line masterpiece.
It's a USA TODAY/McDonald's fast-paced world out there, son. Get used to it."
"Fat Mike is the man. The fat man but the man nonetheless. "
"Ummmm, is -1.58 considered 'stellar'? "
"Suicide might be the best option based on that schedule. "
"Yeah, good idea not to comment Fetish.
Every time you 'speak', you give away the fact that you're a fucking imbecile.
PS> A homo imbecile at that."
"Apparently this room is full of cunts. Verrrrrry interesting... "
"If Loren's a cunt, at least she's a cunt with brains enough to know that this retard isn't funny."
"Whoopti-fucking-doo, Tardo. "
"I don't think it's very polite to give this retard +2's. "
"I've not witnessed gayness of this magnitude since....uhhhhhh...well, I suppose I never have.
Thankfully. "
"While I appreciate your 2, heater, I still don't find any amusement in your posts. I think they suck balls."
"It's a fucking SONG, you stupid fucks.
Don't despair. Next time, I'll add an attachment of a cartoon penis for you fucking wankers. "
"What's with all the hate? This must be "too deep" for the average Uber dipshit.
Oh, and there's no poop jokes or stick figure drawings with cartoon penises. My mistake. "
"Well, I guess you could always go fuck yourself, matey."
"Bet it made his day having an ignorant fucktard like you for a friend, eh? "
"You can't make up shit THIS ridiculous.
Well, I suppose you could...but who would want to?"
"Before you get too fucking elated, have another -2 for being a dork. "
"I've taken dumps that can write better than this. "
"I wish we had -3's for this fucking dipshit. "
"I kind of like the name Bart.
I named the dump I took this morning, Bart. "
"Well, in all fairness, in addition to boring, don't forget it sucks ass. "
"If you think she looks bad, wait until you get a load of her 'personality', or lackthereof."
"This response is dumber than the post itself, dipshit."
"Cancel that +2. I didn't realize the moron behind this incoherent rant was Koolmang, the dipshit."
"The next person who copmplains about one of my shitty posts should be forced- at gunpoint if necessary- to read this shit. "
"It's been confirmed by NASA. You're an ass eater. "
"This is so horrid you should win an award. "
"Today, I strive to be a kindler, gentler Shlongy.
But after reading dickSTAIN's stuff, that may be hard to maintain. God knows I'll try."
"The gayness never stops around here. "
"You are a loser, but an amzingly patient loser at that. Alright...I'll only -1 ya...how's that for a compromise?"
"It had the potential to suck worse than your last 4. "
"Keith seemed to have spelled his own name incorrectly."
"Please, never do this again.
And throw out your camera, while you're at it. "
"Why are you alive? "
"Well, I don't have my college ranking handy but I got through it and got to throw that stupid cap in the air, shitforbrains. "
"I give out +2's when they're deserved, gayboy...not because I want to suck some other guy's cock like you or I'm under the extremely false impression that if I give out enough +2's, maybe the chicks will dig me, dipshit."
"Why Dear God, oh why? "
"That one where he sticks a 30" samarai sword up his ass and gyrates like a dreidel. "
"Your number is the epitome of horseshit. "
"I didn't know you were gone, dicklick. "
"This happy horseshit is not improving with age."
"Good thing you have Uber friends to +2 you because quite frankly, that was fucking brutal."
--
You need to read these a few times and maybe then (maybe) you'll learn how to be creative and witty. Since you lack the intelligence to follow simple instructions, I'll post it a few times so you will be sure to read it in repetition.
Submitted by frap (user info) at 2005-04-14 00:53:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Tell your dude lover he left his Culture Club tapes at my house!
zinger
have fun sleeping now
Submitted by entropy (user info) at 2005-04-14 00:50:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
sweet lord my eyes feel violated by this garbage.
did you get your 5 year old son to write these insults
for you? or did you just get dropped on your head when you
were a child? i mean, come on its like like watching a special
ed version of a jerry springer show. episode name: internet
retard dukes it out....with himself!
get a life.
or better yet, dont.
Submitted by frap (user info) at 2005-04-14 00:41:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Sorry to inform you...
Shlongy aka king bitch
aka baby cock
aka chief penis
aka the cock carpenter
aka birdnest chest
aka tears in his soup
has already been badly beaten in this rip battle
the judges the "rip battletoads" all agree
shlongy is a walking vagina
he couldn't even defend himself in the slightest
straight shameful
full of shame
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-04-14 00:35:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2005-04-13 16:00:30 (#)
Ranking: -2
Shlongy is an institution
------------------
hahahahaha
This is prolly The Shlongsters alter.
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-04-14 00:33:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Bitch, please. He'd rip you a new one.
+1 because this may just prove to be entertaining.
Submitted by frap (user info) at 2005-04-14 00:13:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Whats the difference between Shlongy and a Dragon>?
When you fuck a dragon you don't have to shave it's asshole first!
Submitted by frap (user info) at 2005-04-14 00:10:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
How many Shlongy's does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
One to screw it in and 450 to change each others tampons and think about dildo's
Submitted by Chinaski (user info) at 2005-04-13 23:58:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
B@W
Submitted by frap (user info) at 2005-04-13 23:39:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Absolutely no excuses for Shlongy?
I thought not
he is so mad right now
He knows he fucking pussied out
Submitted by frap (user info) at 2005-04-13 23:28:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Can I ask
Is there any inclination that I did not completely anally rape Shlongy?>
I find it hard to argue that I didn't
I mean I riuned his ass for functional purposes
its destroyed
it swallows toilets now
its huge
My cock reamed his ass
Period
Try to defend him
Its like arguing that against the heliocentric model of the universe
its outdated
Submitted by frap (user info) at 2005-04-13 23:25:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
yeah, or something>?
Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2005-04-13 23:23:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
This is starting to look like a Toxicnarcotic vs. Hidden style post.
Submitted by frap (user info) at 2005-04-13 23:19:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Yeah, come try to get your money
make sure your job has health insurance
Submitted by The_Fan (user info) at 2005-04-13 23:17:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I win
Submitted by frap (user info) at 2005-04-13 23:16:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Put it on your dads tab hes taking me out for drinks
I think I'm gonna score!
Submitted by frap (user info) at 2005-04-13 23:16:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
55 minutes since Shlongys last post
he is on ubersite
he is just letting me call him vadge sweat
what a disappointment
is thins what you people are sticking up for
Shlongy
Who is your god now?
Do you think the Joe Stalin would let people make fun of his shirt for 55 minutes withou burying them?
no, cause he had honor
here is a graph comparing Stalin and Shlongy and me:
Stalin - stabs people for even looking at his shirt!
(sweetness level)
------------------------------------------------------------------
Me - I fuck poeples dogs in front of their cats
(sweetness level)
-------------------------------------------------------------
Shlongy - bakes the person making fun of him cookies then lets them pee in his butt
(sweetness level)
---
The graph is clear
Shlongy is a historical bum
Submitted by The_Fan (user info) at 2005-04-13 23:14:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Whatever. I bet you $100 I can make you reply to this post again.
Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2005-04-13 23:13:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Wow. Heated. Good job.
Submitted by frap (user info) at 2005-04-13 23:04:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Don't be fooled
I would hand you your ass in real life
I am obviously much stronger than you
Darwin is amazed your even alive
I will beat you in rip battles though
or paper/scissors/rock
You name it I am better than you
I will beat you at anything
I am a better human than you
it isn't limited to this trust me
Submitted by The_Fan (user info) at 2005-04-13 23:02:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You get beat up a lot don't you? I wonder if we keep pushing your buttons if you'll show up at your high school tomorrow with a gun and run around dropping people, yelling "Rip war! I fucked your mothers in the ass! -2 DIE!"
Submitted by frap (user info) at 2005-04-13 22:48:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
ahead when in doubt write me off
Your psych 101 masking of the obvious truth is cute
how do you get through life never facing anything
"I'm getting served, wait, I'm to classy for this"
"I can't say shit Im a bum wait, who's that guy"
You guys are all fat pussies
and I caught you
Submitted by frap (user info) at 2005-04-13 22:45:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I dont need the rules of a rip battle read to me by the King of the Sodomites alright
When your done potty training me and you will have a rip battle
I will win and God will smite you and your poopy dick
I DONT LOSE RIP BATTLES
Submitted by r1nce (user info) at 2005-04-13 22:44:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Who fucking cares about what a troll has to say?
Submitted by The_Fan (user info) at 2005-04-13 22:40:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Dude, the winner of a "rip battle" is not the person who posts the most number of unoriginal "fuck you and your mother in the ass" posts. You need to use some wit and come up with the more creative, intelligent and funny posts. You sound like an 8 year old kid in a playground that insists on getting in the last insult.
Oh wait, you are.
Quod erat demonstrandum
Submitted by frap (user info) at 2005-04-13 22:31:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I believe I named this post
I Challenge Shlongy to a rip battle in Front of Everyone! Lets see him back down/ lose badly!
As you notice even in the title I predicted Shlongy would back down/lose badly
He has done both
Am I Notradomus.....
No I am not
I can just smell pussy from very far distances
Submitted by Bigmike (user info) at 2005-04-13 22:27:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
If you're ripping farts, I can beat you all.
Submitted by frap (user info) at 2005-04-13 22:22:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
A matter of fact you dont have class you eat Top Ramon in your underwear
You just act like you have class when your getting owned
I'm up about 3500 points in this rip battle
I am god
Submitted by frap (user info) at 2005-04-13 22:20:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
How about I tuck you in
underground
Then Fuck your girlfriend on your moms dinner table while she is making me Soup
(Homemade of coarse because I wouldn't stick my dick in Campbells)
Hows that
A matter a fact I might fuck your girlfriend in real life
I'm assuming she is a Cave Person but I would gladly bang my dick into her talk box if it would make you kill yourself
then I would max out her credit card and go fuck a chick that was even uglier that her
a girl with downsyndrome
and Im gonna talk about how hot the retard right in front of her
Then shes gonna cry
And you loved her
And I fucked her for spite and soup
then I fucked and even uglier chick just to make her cry harder
god your girlfriend is ugly
Submitted by lordofthedance (user info) at 2005-04-13 22:17:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Shlongy = pwned. PWNED FUCKER.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-04-13 22:15:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I don't cyber argue with retards because I have class.
PS. You're a retard.
Submitted by frap (user info) at 2005-04-13 22:11:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Every post I make I prove my point
1) Shlongy is a bitch and can't defend himself
proven
2) no matter what I say he is to much of a pussy to do anything about it
proven
3) I told him he would bitch out
I was right, proven
the pacifist thing worked for Ghandi
not so much in rip battles
Plus Shlongy is an asshole and now he tries to take the "aristocratic, I am above rip battle approach"
No, he loses
I don't care if he rubs you off or not
The fact is I proposed a challenge and he bitched out
proven
Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2005-04-13 22:11:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You are pwning them so bad. Call if you need help.
Submitted by RandomJose (user info) at 2005-04-13 22:07:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
So how is being in the closet working out for you?
Or are you out?
It's so hard to tell with fags like you.
You are an insult to man-on-man ass fucking.
I think I'll fuck your mother in the ass tonight just to spite you.
When she sits on your bed to tuck you in tonight, know that my jizz will end up all over your sheets.
Holy shit, I just typed something completely retarded.
And I put spaces in between my sentences.
Don't fuck with me.
I've learned the way of the hard-ass.
Submitted by The_Fan (user info) at 2005-04-13 22:06:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Frap, everytime you post another reply here you prove Schlongy's point. Go find another fire hydrant to piss on.
Submitted by frap (user info) at 2005-04-13 22:05:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Guys we better call the battle off MoonStone doesn't like it
sorry
You think Joe Stalin stopped punching babies cause their moms got mad?
FUCK NO HE DIDN'T
SO SHUT UP AND GET OUT OF MY WAY
AND YES I WILL USE STALIN IN ANY EXAMPLE I WANT
Submitted by frap (user info) at 2005-04-13 22:01:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I fuck dudes in the ass on the foundation of power
I will fuck you in the ass
and you wont stop me
Then I will point right at you and tell your family what I did
AND THEY WILL BE MAD AT YOU!
you couldn't stop me
how Embarrassing for you
I fucked you and now your the one that has to start wearing lip stick
make me dinner bitch
Submitted by MoonStone (user info) at 2005-04-13 22:01:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I just have too -2 this again because these are not only the most horrific insults I have ever seen; You even think slongy is "getting served". Look, Shut up and sit down before makeing a bigger ass out of yourself.
Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2005-04-13 22:00:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
B@W
Submitted by RandomJose (user info) at 2005-04-13 21:59:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
So you'd like it to be gay? Fucking homo.
Submitted by frap (user info) at 2005-04-13 21:58:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Sir I will fuck your ass on principle alone
Submitted by frap (user info) at 2005-04-13 21:56:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Shlongy's mom is so dumb she sits on the TV and watches the couch!
versatility
Submitted by RandomJose (user info) at 2005-04-13 21:54:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You're so fucking girly, if you sucked my dick, it wouldn't be gay.
On either end.
Submitted by frap (user info) at 2005-04-13 21:54:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Shlongys dad was a German scientist
-his sole job was to test the PH level of the Jewish penis
-he opted to use his mouth instead of litmus paper
-his results were astonishing
-he concluded 1) that he loved smoking Jew pole loosely based on scientific principles
-and 2) Jew cock is a base!
Submitted by frap (user info) at 2005-04-13 21:47:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
He showed up, he showed up to the fatty fat pussy convention
Submitted by lordofthedance (user info) at 2005-04-13 21:45:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Yep. You owned him. He didn't even show up.
Submitted by frap (user info) at 2005-04-13 21:44:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I would be glad to
I thought Shlongy would be a good battle cause he thinks he is an internet pimp
but alas his his internet dick is smaller than his real one
he just wants to save face at this point so he posts longwinded jibbish
A real battle would be nice
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-04-13 21:41:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
OOoh! A rip battle! OOOhhh!
Challenge me next!
Submitted by frap (user info) at 2005-04-13 21:41:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Wow um.... that was irrelevant
Hows the cock in your ass feel?
Submitted by frap (user info) at 2005-04-13 21:35:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Shlongy eats cheese sandwiches without any cheese on them
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-04-13 21:35:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
"People LIVE for my reviews...a positive review from Shlongy is like a private audience with the Pope.
I'm THAT fucking important."
"Well, Q, as the chat room expert on 'sucking', you would be qualified to express your opinion, no matter how misguided it may be.
You fucking pansyass."
"Would you rather have 200 lines of happy horseshit, or a 4-line masterpiece.
It's a USA TODAY/McDonald's fast-paced world out there, son. Get used to it."
"Fat Mike is the man. The fat man but the man nonetheless. "
"Ummmm, is -1.58 considered 'stellar'? "
"Suicide might be the best option based on that schedule. "
"Yeah, good idea not to comment Fetish.
Every time you 'speak', you give away the fact that you're a fucking imbecile.
PS> A homo imbecile at that."
"Apparently this room is full of cunts. Verrrrrry interesting... "
"If Loren's a cunt, at least she's a cunt with brains enough to know that this retard isn't funny."
"Whoopti-fucking-doo, Tardo. "
"I don't think it's very polite to give this retard +2's. "
"I've not witnessed gayness of this magnitude since....uhhhhhh...well, I suppose I never have.
Thankfully. "
"While I appreciate your 2, heater, I still don't find any amusement in your posts. I think they suck balls."
"It's a fucking SONG, you stupid fucks.
Don't despair. Next time, I'll add an attachment of a cartoon penis for you fucking wankers. "
"What's with all the hate? This must be "too deep" for the average Uber dipshit.
Oh, and there's no poop jokes or stick figure drawings with cartoon penises. My mistake. "
"Well, I guess you could always go fuck yourself, matey."
"Bet it made his day having an ignorant fucktard like you for a friend, eh? "
"You can't make up shit THIS ridiculous.
Well, I suppose you could...but who would want to?"
"Before you get too fucking elated, have another -2 for being a dork. "
"I've taken dumps that can write better than this. "
"I wish we had -3's for this fucking dipshit. "
"I kind of like the name Bart.
I named the dump I took this morning, Bart. "
"Well, in all fairness, in addition to boring, don't forget it sucks ass. "
"If you think she looks bad, wait until you get a load of her 'personality', or lackthereof."
"This response is dumber than the post itself, dipshit."
"Cancel that +2. I didn't realize the moron behind this incoherent rant was Koolmang, the dipshit."
"The next person who copmplains about one of my shitty posts should be forced- at gunpoint if necessary- to read this shit. "
"It's been confirmed by NASA. You're an ass eater. "
"This is so horrid you should win an award. "
"Today, I strive to be a kindler, gentler Shlongy.
But after reading dickSTAIN's stuff, that may be hard to maintain. God knows I'll try."
"The gayness never stops around here. "
"You are a loser, but an amzingly patient loser at that. Alright...I'll only -1 ya...how's that for a compromise?"
"It had the potential to suck worse than your last 4. "
"Keith seemed to have spelled his own name incorrectly."
"Please, never do this again.
And throw out your camera, while you're at it. "
"Why are you alive? "
"Well, I don't have my college ranking handy but I got through it and got to throw that stupid cap in the air, shitforbrains. "
"I give out +2's when they're deserved, gayboy...not because I want to suck some other guy's cock like you or I'm under the extremely false impression that if I give out enough +2's, maybe the chicks will dig me, dipshit."
"Why Dear God, oh why? "
"That one where he sticks a 30" samarai sword up his ass and gyrates like a dreidel. "
"Your number is the epitome of horseshit. "
"I didn't know you were gone, dicklick. "
"This happy horseshit is not improving with age."
"Good thing you have Uber friends to +2 you because quite frankly, that was fucking brutal."
Submitted by frap (user info) at 2005-04-13 21:30:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Shlongy pees on his balls at pee time
ouch that one hurt
taste it
Submitted by frap (user info) at 2005-04-13 21:29:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You saw it here first Uber-crowd.......
Shlongy let everybody down cause he can't rip
He didn't even try
Well that is one puss-out slash forfeit from shlongy
I say everyone degrades him with vulgarities until he wipes his vagina clean and puts his balls back on and battles like a man
Anyone?
In my hood you can't walk away from a fight without being called a bitch
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-04-13 21:28:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
TKO.
Now lay down and go to sleep like a good little retard.
Nighty night, dipshit.
Submitted by frap (user info) at 2005-04-13 21:22:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You just self-proclaimed absolutely nothing a TKO
You're getting served
Submitted by frap (user info) at 2005-04-13 21:19:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Your asshole swallowed my yard stick
Submitted by frap (user info) at 2005-04-13 21:17:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Shlongey do you accept the rip battle challenge or are you going to sit their and act like Im not calling you out!
Everyone knows I did!
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-04-13 21:16:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
PS. And that there's what we, in the business, call a "TKO", dipshitski.
Submitted by frap (user info) at 2005-04-13 21:15:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Im back here at the time I promised I would be back to rip the fuck out of baby dick Shlongy
Where is he?
Does he not want a piece of the beef?
Cause I got plenty of plates to dish it out
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-04-13 21:12:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I usually +2 all "Shlongy-related posts", but I swear, my dog once threw up AlphaBits Cereal that made more sense than this random shitfest.
When I was 8, my bowl of Spaghetti-O's made me laugh more than this jibberish did.
See me in about 8 years , when you master a language...ANY language.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2005-04-13 20:51:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
BATTLETOADS!!!!!
AH HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Submitted by Electro (user info) at 2005-04-13 20:42:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I love NO.
Submitted by notoriousbrett (user info) at 2005-04-13 20:14:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Is this your response to a mid-life crisis? Schlongy would be wise to scoff at the message.
Submitted by lordofthedance (user info) at 2005-04-13 19:10:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No-one here has a clue. Captain Sergio would own or "pwn" Shlongy in a rip battle. Let it happen. I for one think it will be hilarious. You all need to chill out.
Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2005-04-13 19:05:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Manicmother and puking dog: we don't want him to go away, we want to argue with him and rile him up. He's so pathetic it's funny to watch him.
Submitted by PukingDog (user info) at 2005-04-13 18:49:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2005-04-13 18:35:19 (#)
Ranking: 0
Shlongy, Shlongy, Shlongy < must be read in the whiny Jan Brady voice>
Everybody hates the guy but he gets more posts written about his antics than anybody else.
Gee people, let's just start a cult for his egotesticle highness. Anybody notice that he THRIVES on this kind of attention? Put the keyboard down and back away, it's what's best for all of us.
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/26794
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2005-04-13 18:35:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Shlongy, Shlongy, Shlongy < must be read in the whiny Jan Brady voice>
Everybody hates the guy but he gets more posts written about his antics than anybody else.
Gee people, let's just start a cult for his egotesticle highness. Anybody notice that he THRIVES on this kind of attention? Put the keyboard down and back away, it's what's best for all of us.
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2005-04-13 18:23:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Who the fuck are you and where did you buy the balls to post this?
Submitted by thecaes (user info) at 2005-04-13 17:37:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Dude, is English even your first language?
Nice to see the Battletoads again. Oh, we had some good times...
Submitted by mbstateside (user info) at 2005-04-13 17:18:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Howver I'm about to finish work so I'm out.
You get this solitary plus one as I must confess it's the least you derseve for keeping me enetertained with your inane ramblings
Submitted by mbstateside (user info) at 2005-04-13 17:15:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by frap (user info) at 2005-04-13 17:02:19 (#)
Ranking: 2
I like what the fan did right there
He admitted he is a waste of skin that can't even get a fat chick to cook him stuff
but he did it with class
learn from him
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Yes learn from him not you. This is the one intelligent comment you've made on this whole damn post which has pretty much consisted of your getting your ass handed to you in what you like to call 'rip' battles.
Submitted by GodLovesALittleLovin (user info) at 2005-04-13 17:02:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Next time just challenge me because I'm a whore and I can use swear words all day BITCHFACE.
I'm raw, motherfuckers.
Submitted by frap (user info) at 2005-04-13 17:02:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I like what the fan did right there
He admitted he is a waste of skin that can't even get a fat chick to cook him stuff
but he did it with class
learn from him
Submitted by The_Fan (user info) at 2005-04-13 16:58:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Are you finished? Well please allow me to retort:
I'm not married, so it can't be my fat wife on the phone. But I am fucking your mother, so it must be her that you are hearing after all. And you are