NSFW - Happiness is just a load away - VERY NSFW (2974 hits)
Category: RomanceRating: 1.09 on 35 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by zakalwe (View user info) at 2005-04-13 15:56:43 EDT
Every man should wake up to this each morning. It would make the world a better place.
Beautiful eyes.
User Reviews
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2005-04-15 03:41:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
wah ha ha..
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-04-14 12:09:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I missed you Merlina. I really did.
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2005-04-14 11:02:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
yeah whatever...
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-04-14 05:39:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Lisa: I think Cookie and munkeypants are grasping, needy whores. TigerLilly too.
Not that that's annoying. Just gets on your tits sometimes.
Submitted by Soley_Trinity (user info) at 2005-04-14 04:56:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
That anti-wrinkle cream has done sweet FA for her crows feet.
Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2005-04-14 04:22:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Why are women rating this so highly?
"Look, I don't get offended by pornographic pictures of females. That's sexy, right? Guys? Mehh..love me..."
I enact entire plays in my head.
Submitted by Siren (user info) at 2005-04-14 04:08:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
She is very pretty... under the circumstances.
Submitted by Zoidberg (user info) at 2005-04-14 03:41:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
how does she get her teeth so white?
Submitted by PatheticCapitalistFuck (user info) at 2005-04-14 00:22:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
There's just something that makes me want to cuddle with a woman that will take a load on the face....
Course, after she cleans up a bit.
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-04-14 00:08:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
are those boogers?
someone give that chick a handkercheif.
Submitted by Zackstersmackster (user info) at 2005-04-13 23:10:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Jesus Christ. Her face looks like an over-glazed doughnut!
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2005-04-13 20:53:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
wow, am i glad i'm at home now and not at work.
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2005-04-13 20:35:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You are right The_Fan. Usually girls just let me get it all over there tits, only on the rare occasion have I shot it in a girls eye or up her nose.
Submitted by mybrainisawaffle (user info) at 2005-04-13 19:14:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"You have beautiful eyes. Can I touch them?"
Submitted by whiskey_jack (user info) at 2005-04-13 18:59:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
She has a nice smile, and I bet she has a great personality.
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-04-13 18:19:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Lisa, I think I love you. Old style.
Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2005-04-13 17:22:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Yes, excellent job compiling pictures of a pretty-eyed girl covered in semen. I approve. Made me smile.
Submitted by WildcatMcGee (user info) at 2005-04-13 17:04:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
If only girls that weren't getting paid acted like this.................
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-04-13 16:52:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
good work? you really are a tramp aren't you.
ever say no?
Submitted by Duke_Diggler (user info) at 2005-04-13 16:42:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i forgot id posted this pic on the internet of me unloading on your mom. +2 for reminding me of that great night.
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2005-04-13 16:40:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
well then I'd surmise that they're tears of joy, zak.
Good work.
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-04-13 16:36:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
She looked sober in the accompanying video. And quite happy too. Joyous and exuberant, even.
Submitted by The_Fan (user info) at 2005-04-13 16:34:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
It's funny how just about every porno movie ends with a chick getting as load blown on her face, yet it's one of the most infrequent sexual practices. I mean, how many times have you actually done that to a girl (or allowed that to be done to you if you're a chick)? Very few times I'm sure, at least when compared to how many times you've had sex.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-04-13 16:30:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2005-04-13 16:28:22 (#)
Ranking: 1
her eyes look glazed over....
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Glazed over...after a facial. I get it!
Thanks for the setup. Too bad I dropped the ball. (GO)
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2005-04-13 16:28:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
her eyes look glazed over.... she's either high or about to burst into tears.
They are pretty though.
Submitted by HZRD (user info) at 2005-04-13 16:26:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by mbstateside (user info) at 2005-04-13 16:19:59 (#)
Ranking: 1
How did you get those pictures of my sister!
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Submitted by mbstateside (user info) at 2005-04-13 16:19:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
How did you get those pictures of my sister!
Submitted by gabrielpm (user info) at 2005-04-13 16:17:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by gabrielpm (user info) at 2005-04-13 16:14:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Lovely!
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2005-04-13 16:04:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-04-13 15:59:22 (#)
Ranking: 0
maybe I'll get banned!
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Doubtful
Word to everyone.
When you get married, those shenannigans stop.
Facials that is....
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2005-04-13 16:03:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I wouldnt mind.
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-04-13 15:59:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
maybe I'll get banned!
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2005-04-13 15:58:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
NSFW DICKHEAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Submitted by Chinaski (user info) at 2005-04-13 15:58:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
congrats on being stricken with down's syndrome.
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-04-13 15:58:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Oh yeah - the above is NSFW