Here am I (Camwhore) (1573 hits)
Category: Movies & TVRating: 0.64 on 52 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by InkyFingers (View user info) at 2005-04-13 21:16:43 EDT
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Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2005-08-30 12:44:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Mmm, needs more beard.
Submitted by Josephine (user info) at 2005-04-21 12:54:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This is belated, as I'm catching up on posts. You are exactly my kind of guy, at least from what I can gather from mentally resizing the pic.
Submitted by InkyFingers (user info) at 2005-04-18 10:44:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
GTZ,
I was just doing what everyone else did man. Sorry you took it so personally.
Submitted by gtz (user info) at 2005-04-17 16:28:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
oh yeah, you want to -2 me, fucker?!
Someone hit you with a right hook in the those. Look at it. Did it hurt? I'll bet it hurt, based on the conclusion that you look like a pussy.
Submitted by InkyFingers (user info) at 2005-04-14 12:30:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No military experience, but I DO have shitty wallpaper in my bathroom.
Submitted by CLAIRE1 (user info) at 2005-04-14 12:08:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Were you in the military?
Submitted by hungovermondays (user info) at 2005-04-14 12:07:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
that wallpaper fucking sucks
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-04-14 11:55:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Thats one BIG picture.
Submitted by notoriousbrett (user info) at 2005-04-14 11:37:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Your unibrow is coming in rather nicely.
Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2005-04-14 08:52:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Why does it look like you are not wearing a shirt?
Naked camwhore?
Submitted by gtz (user info) at 2005-04-14 08:52:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You are a brave soul.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-04-14 08:38:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm enjoying your beard.
Submitted by Bellebrown (user info) at 2005-04-14 05:53:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I'm waiting for the day that I click on one of these and someone I know pops up.
Submitted by gabrielpm (user info) at 2005-04-14 05:51:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Ew! Huge, piercing eyes!
Is there a homoerotic vibe in the room or is it just me?
Submitted by Jungle_Jimanee (user info) at 2005-04-14 05:44:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2005-04-14 05:07:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Heheh, Tintin fringe. cool beans.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-04-14 05:04:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Big are you
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-04-14 04:59:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Now I can die happy.
Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2005-04-14 04:39:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Gay white black person?
Kidding, you're a cutie!
Submitted by Soley_Trinity (user info) at 2005-04-14 04:37:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-04-14 01:49:03 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2005-04-14 01:30:10 (#)
Ranking: 2
This needs to be bigger.
Submitted by Ducky (user info) at 2005-04-14 04:27:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You have a very friendly looking face, and nice eyes.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-04-14 01:49:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2005-04-14 01:30:10 (#)
Ranking: 2
This needs to be bigger.
Submitted by lush (user info) at 2005-04-14 01:40:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You're huge!
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2005-04-14 01:30:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This needs to be bigger.
Submitted by DanielH (user info) at 2005-04-14 00:39:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"Ok break it up!" -talking to your eyebrows.
(I have to give you +2s for life from bet you won, but I never thought it would come to this.)
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-04-14 00:05:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
life sized!
Submitted by chipolatte (user info) at 2005-04-13 23:34:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I think you're straight, but only just.
Submitted by chipolatte (user info) at 2005-04-13 23:31:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by The_Yellow_Dart (user info) at 2005-04-13 22:26:24 (#)
Ranking: -2
There's a mug you don't want to chug!
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Duffman, to Moe, after he wins the bartender contest and Duffman takes his picture for the annual Duff calender.
Oh, and I think Lisa hit it on the nose.
Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2005-04-13 23:23:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Nice. What's odd about this picture is that I can't tell from looking at it whether you're closer to eighteen or thirty-five.
Submitted by Zackstersmackster (user info) at 2005-04-13 23:00:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
GIANT PICTURES make the Baby Jeebus cry.
Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2005-04-13 22:55:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
To quote George Orwell, you've got "negroid lips".
That's pretty damn near life-size now isn't it?
Submitted by The_Yellow_Dart (user info) at 2005-04-13 22:26:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
There's a mug you don't want to chug!
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2005-04-13 22:26:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You'd be gorgeous if you bothered to shave once in a while. I can see dimples hiding in there.
Submitted by InkyFingers (user info) at 2005-04-13 22:12:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh well....
okay, who wants to debate one of the following:
1. The size of a person's camwhore is directly proportional to the size of their genetalia.
2. The size of a person's camwhore is inversely proportional to the size of their genetalia.
3. The next Star Wars movie is going to make up for Episode I.
Submitted by InkyFingers (user info) at 2005-04-13 22:09:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
That guy looks familiar...
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2005-04-13 22:06:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
1 nosehair, 2 nosehairs, 3 nosehairs...4...5..6......
infinity
Submitted by InkyFingers (user info) at 2005-04-13 22:03:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
If a picture can steal your soul, then I'm probably missing a patch of wallpaper in the bathroom as well as the door.
Submitted by bart (user info) at 2005-04-13 22:03:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Excuse me, I believe I ordered the *large* photo.
Submitted by Adjomak (user info) at 2005-04-13 22:02:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
AHHHHH! Oh dear god, somebody purge out my eyeballs, I'm fucking scared for life. <Rips eyeballs out> And why do people camwhore for god's sake?
Submitted by sublime (user info) at 2005-04-13 22:02:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
rock you like a hurricane
Submitted by Zoidberg (user info) at 2005-04-13 22:00:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
American Taliban!
Submitted by InkyFingers (user info) at 2005-04-13 22:00:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
many thanks,
I only pray that the enormity of my noggin does not alter the earth's rotations around the sun: plunging us all into the last ice age or the first and last, fiery armageddon.
Submitted by proofofpurchase (user info) at 2005-04-13 21:57:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by InkyFingers (user info) at 2005-04-13 21:47:38 (#)
Ranking: 2
Man, that picture was A LOT bigger than either I, or God, expected it to be...amazing.
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The enormity of this picture along with your own comments makes this a fun post to come back to.
I bet it is hard for you to sneak up on people, isn't it?
I have to give you a +2 for also having big balls to rank yourself big... No pun intended.
Submitted by Chinaski (user info) at 2005-04-13 21:56:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
grow your hair out past your shoulders, you damn pussy.
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2005-04-13 21:54:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Submitted by InkyFingers (user info) at 2005-04-13 21:47:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Man, that picture was A LOT bigger than either I, or God, expected it to be...amazing.
Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2005-04-13 21:37:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
you've got some powerful unibrow potential...let 'er grow
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-04-13 21:36:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You might want to consider firing your makeup man, while you're at it.
Submitted by RandomJose (user info) at 2005-04-13 21:28:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
What's up Grizzly Adams?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-04-13 21:27:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Good fucking grief...I can analyze your whiteheads and tell you that you have too much amino acids in your diet.
Three words for you: Stridex Medicated Pads.
Submitted by proofofpurchase (user info) at 2005-04-13 21:23:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Like sitting really close to the screen....in a drive in theater. Made me smile, you have hair like a cupie doll.
Submitted by InkyFingers (user info) at 2005-04-13 21:17:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
EEEEEGADS, that's a huge f-ing picture.