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Submitted by Sarah Prejean <derivablezero.at.gmail.com> (View user info) at 2005-04-14 01:50:25 EDT


Since everyone else has been doing it lately (or always) I figured I should try it out. Everytime I decide that I am going to, I think of something to write or have something I want opinions on.

Not today. I'm thinking I am meeting the camwhore quota. Some cleavage, and ice cream. Two very pleasing things, I guess.

This picture was taken on my eighteenth birthday, at a mexican restaurant where my girlfriends decided it would be cool to get me an ice cream sundae and make me eat it without hands.

:|

Fun.

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Submitted by Slighty_Obnoxious (user info) at 2006-07-05 19:27:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

FAT!





FAT!





DEAR GOD HIDE THE CHILDREN!

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-07-05 19:14:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

I'll bet you haven't missed many meals since THIS birthday.

Submitted by matnotharry (user info) at 2006-07-05 19:13:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

Oh man, you really asked for it by posting this.

Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-07-05 19:08:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by Or_ (user info) at 2005-04-20 01:24:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

Actually I read your comment below that that's not even you. This -1 will cancel out my previous +1 and leave you w/ a 0. ZERO.

Submitted by Or_ (user info) at 2005-04-20 01:21:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Not sure why this post is negative.

Submitted by Phate (user info) at 2005-04-20 01:05:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo

Submitted by chipolatte (user info) at 2005-04-20 00:54:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

wow...

you're white trash

Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-04-20 00:46:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Kristen (user info) at 2005-04-14 17:03:05 (#)
Ranking: 2

Oh. Well. I still don't think she looks all that big. I don't think she looks skinny, I just think she look normal, except for the monstrous breasts.

I haven't been here in awhile, so I've never heard of this gal. How's her character? Or is everyone picking on her solely for her looks?

------------------------

Yeah basically.

The cruelty on this post is nauseating.

Submitted by MoonStone (user info) at 2005-04-20 00:08:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

-2 for burning my eyes

+2 for haveing the guts to post such a pic

Submitted by bob (user info) at 2005-04-19 23:59:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

MY EYESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
i turn on uber for a minute and i see this.

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Submitted by Tom (user info) at 2005-04-19 23:41:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

New TV show: Leave it to Cleavage

Submitted by William_Q_Percy (user info) at 2005-04-19 23:21:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

"I'm thinking I am meeting the camwhore quota. Some cleavage, and ice cream. Two very pleasing things, I guess. "

----

Guess again.

Submitted by snagglepuss (user info) at 2005-04-19 23:03:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2



Keep eating ice-cream, you fuckin' hog. Next time I throw a party hawaiian luau-style, waddle on over -- we'll stick an apple in your porcine maw and roast you slowly.
The culinary question is "Are you self-basting??"





Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2005-04-18 10:51:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

snausages

Submitted by notoriousbrett (user info) at 2005-04-15 10:31:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

at least you're drinking water
hey, don't worry about what everyone else is saying. you always have a future with a broke black man.

Submitted by Natsukau (user info) at 2005-04-15 07:26:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

he only thing I can think of right now is when Sloth meets Chunk for the first time. "Rocky....Road?"

Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2005-04-15 03:28:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2


LOL

Submitted by bush_for_god (user info) at 2005-04-15 02:02:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

as i read this i thought to myself "i'm going to say 'you're fat' "


first comment i read....
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Submitted by Vermin (user info) at 2005-04-15 01:49:34 (#)
Ranking: 0

You're fat.

----------------------------
hahahaha


Submitted by Vermin (user info) at 2005-04-15 01:49:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

You're fat.

Submitted by Ejryuu (user info) at 2005-04-14 18:01:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Even joking that you camwhored a pic that isn't yours isn't all that funny =(

Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2005-04-14 17:50:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Wha?>?

Submitted by Girlwithaclue (user info) at 2005-04-14 17:38:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

Cigarettes, guacamole and ice cream.

-1 for food choice alone

Blahhckkk

Submitted by canadia (user info) at 2005-04-14 17:26:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

wow

Submitted by tuesdaydelay (user info) at 2005-04-14 17:25:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

You can almost pinpoint the exact comment where she gave up after the abuse got too accurate. Harsh, but true.

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-04-14 17:14:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2005-04-14 17:02:06 (#)
Ranking: -2

meh. I don't really care, Froggie. I'm not out to impress anybody, thanks. And if I were, it wouldn't be you because you're too difficult to please.
---
1. I'm not too difficult too please. I just don't like when people distort the truth. ex: http://www.ubersite.com/m/63576#1249687

2. Stop calling me froggie. When you have a discussion with a black man do you call him nigger? No? Well then stop.

Submitted by Affinity (user info) at 2005-04-14 17:07:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

You people are fools! You want this girl on
your side. Have you seen the size of her.........

she's a propor gomper and she will DESTROY

Food make girl angry!!!!!!

Submitted by Kristen (user info) at 2005-04-14 17:03:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Oh. Well. I still don't think she looks all that big. I don't think she looks skinny, I just think she look normal, except for the monstrous breasts.

I haven't been here in awhile, so I've never heard of this gal. How's her character? Or is everyone picking on her solely for her looks?


Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2005-04-14 17:02:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

meh. I don't really care, Froggie. I'm not out to impress anybody, thanks. And if I were, it wouldn't be you because you're too difficult to please.

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-04-14 16:59:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Cookie, I have no problem with you but you're pictures are far from suggesting that you're thin, petite or even fit.

Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2005-04-14 16:46:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

easy, Kristen..... fat fingers, fat face, and look at the blubber on her upper arms.

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-04-14 16:46:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Kristen -

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-04-14 16:23:22 (#)
Ranking: -2

Fat fingers *shivers*


Submitted by Kristen (user info) at 2005-04-14 16:44:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

How do y'all even know if she's fat or whether she just has really, really big boobs?

Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2005-04-14 16:31:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

I have an unnatural hate for fat people

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-04-14 16:23:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Fat fingers *shivers*

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-04-14 16:16:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Only in America.

Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2005-04-14 16:12:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

And they say smoking will make you lose wait. Fucking liars.

Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-04-14 16:07:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

um, Uber?

JonnyX is sorry, it was my idea for her to do this, I planted the seed.

and, +2 to Sarah to have the SERIOUS fucking cojones to post a pic like this on Uber.

Submitted by Zoidberg (user info) at 2005-04-14 14:36:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

made me laugh

Submitted by Zoidberg (user info) at 2005-04-14 14:36:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

all the ice cream comments

Submitted by Zoidberg (user info) at 2005-04-14 14:36:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

it deserves it

Submitted by Zoidberg (user info) at 2005-04-14 14:36:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

come on drive this baby up to most heated

Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-04-14 13:32:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

you are nauseating, to say the least.

Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2005-04-14 13:16:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by DerivableZero (user info) at 2005-04-14 03:22:40 (#)
Ranking: 0

I didn't blow his insult out of the water... He's just a dipshit. I'm honestly not offended. I accomplished what I wanted to accomplish here.

I embarassed someone who shall remain unnamed. I managed (inadvertently) to have a penis photoshopped onto her mouth. And in addition I was reassured that there IS a reason I have not put a picture of myself on the internet before.

Thanks for the two though.
------
Gotta love the backpedal.

Submitted by RandomJose (user info) at 2005-04-14 05:47:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

She looks like she should chase the ice cream truck a few times, instead of eating what it has to offer.

Submitted by Jungle_Jimanee (user info) at 2005-04-14 05:38:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

" PLEASE KEEP THIS IN MIND IN ALL OF YOUR MAJOR LIFE DECISIONS. SOMEWHERE OUT THERE, THERE IS A PERSON WAITING FOR YOU TO SLING SHIT "

Please keep posting.

Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-04-14 05:12:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

short fingers, miniature palm, but not a small hand

Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-04-14 05:11:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by Soley_Trinity (user info) at 2005-04-14 04:21:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Such small hands in comparison to those huge breasts.

Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2005-04-14 04:15:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

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Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-04-14 03:53:51 (#)
Ranking: 1

Here's what is off putting with the pic.

It's not the cigs.

It's not the disgusting guacamole cup.

It's not the large sholders.

It's the fingers.


---

Those are my thoughts exactly. Well, not exactly. My thoughts usually drift to stuff about...rabbits and such.

Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-04-14 04:07:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

http://www.ubersite.com/m/64261

Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-04-14 03:53:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Here's what is off putting with the pic.

It's not the cigs.

It's not the disgusting guacamole cup.

It's not the large sholders.

It's the fingers.

Submitted by rollerboognish (user info) at 2005-04-14 03:43:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by dwr_budr (user info) at 2005-04-14 03:15:02 (#)
Ranking: -2

Wiggles is ice cream.

Submitted by Wiggles (user info) at 2005-04-14 03:05:44 (#)
Ranking: 0

I love you.

Submitted by dwr_budr (user info) at 2005-04-14 03:00:31 (#)
Ranking: -2

Ice cream is the only one who loves you.

-------------------

plus two for that shit. haha.

Submitted by SilvrWolf (user info) at 2005-04-14 03:42:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

I'm sure your "friend" appreciates this.

Submitted by Siren (user info) at 2005-04-14 03:42:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

I think [whomever this is a picture of] is cute. -1 for the smoking. It makes me think you stink.

Submitted by Zoidberg (user info) at 2005-04-14 03:29:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

these comments are gold!



Submitted by DerivableZero (user info) at 2005-04-14 03:22:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I didn't blow his insult out of the water... He's just a dipshit. I'm honestly not offended. I accomplished what I wanted to accomplish here.

I embarassed someone who shall remain unnamed. I managed (inadvertently) to have a penis photoshopped onto her mouth. And in addition I was reassured that there IS a reason I have not put a picture of myself on the internet before.

Thanks for the two though.

Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2005-04-14 03:19:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Because you completely blew deathmetaldudes insult out of the water. And his subsequent insult has made him looked bested at best.

Submitted by dwr_budr (user info) at 2005-04-14 03:15:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Wiggles is ice cream.

Submitted by Wiggles (user info) at 2005-04-14 03:05:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I love you.

Submitted by dwr_budr (user info) at 2005-04-14 03:00:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Ice cream is the only one who loves you.

Submitted by Someone_you_trust (user info) at 2005-04-14 02:46:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/message_get.cgi?message=1113461125318324637

Submitted by Duke_Diggler (user info) at 2005-04-14 02:44:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

i would def fuck you

Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2005-04-14 02:42:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

hahaha

sounds like you know your way around the web a bit yourself, slinging bash.org cliches around as if someone might believe your vapid and lard-surrounded head has ever farted an original thought

however I am a bit perplexed that, in spite of the above, you don't have the discretionary aptitude to refrain from posting a picture of yourself inhaling desserts like they were oxygen molecules

although even if you were deadset on a camwhore, I doubt you have any pictures that don't involve high-sugar foods positioned dangerously close to the event horizon of the suction tube leading to your capacitous gullet



Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2005-04-14 02:38:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

written on one of my posts...

..................

Submitted by DerivableZero (user info) at 2005-04-14 02:28:00 (#)
Ranking: 2

For you being smart, but not quite as smart as QueenAshlee. A digital camera picture, alright. One that I took myself. ;)

...............

what a puzzle. if you took it yourself, are you saying you were the one holding the camera?

and if that's the case, does that mean this is your "friend?"

haha, what a friend...

Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2005-04-14 02:25:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

queen, check the file name. that's a number that a digital camera would assign. if i was a shenaniganist, i'd put "me.jpg" or something like that.



Submitted by Wazza (user info) at 2005-04-14 02:24:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Eat more and you can win the whale of the year award.

Submitted by DerivableZero (user info) at 2005-04-14 02:18:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

ATTENTION EVERYONE:

DEATH METAL CUNTMONKEY LIVES ON THE INTERNET MACHINE. THERE IS NOTHING MORE IMPORTANT THAN BERATING INVISIBLE PEOPLE IN TWO PLAYER NOTEPAD. PLEASE KEEP THIS IN MIND IN ALL OF YOUR MAJOR LIFE DECISIONS. SOMEWHERE OUT THERE, THERE IS A PERSON WAITING FOR YOU TO SLING SHIT ALL OVER THE PLACE IN ORDER TO CREATE A STENCH WORSE THAN THE LAST TIME TWO MONKEYS GOT TOGETHER AND FOUGHT FOR CONTROL OF AMERICA.

Thank you and goodnight. :)

Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2005-04-14 02:16:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

cigarettes! why aren't people paying attention to those "truth" commercials?!?!?!

jesus!

ah well, i like cleavage.

+2



Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2005-04-14 02:14:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

I predict that it will take less than 30 minutes for someone to fashion a poor photoshop of you holding a huge black penis to your lips.



also

ATTENTION UBERSITE, THIS IS NOW THE OFFICIAL 'BE AS VITRIOLIC AS POSSIBLE' POST

I EXPECT VENOM SPEWING FROM EVERYONE'S KEYBOARDS, JUST AS THIS WOMANATEE'S STOMACH SPEWS FROM THE RESTRICTING CONFINES OF THE TENT SIZED FABRICS THAT ADORN HER

Submitted by DavyJones (user info) at 2005-04-14 02:13:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

...

Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2005-04-14 02:12:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

There's no way this is you. Anyone who had been on uber for more than ten seconds would know better than to post a pic like this if it were really them, unless they were just REALLY masochistic. I call shenanigans.

Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2005-04-14 02:08:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Zoidberg (user info) at 2005-04-14 01:59:11 (#)
Ranking: -2

(you're in for trouble btw)
------------------------------
Yes you are but +2 - it's a camwhore alright.

Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2005-04-14 02:07:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA


Oh dear.

Oh, deary deary me. HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHA

Oh fuck. It's too perfect. Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.

HAHAHAHAHA

I can't even concentrate on an insult, there's too much material to work with!

Fuck this, I'll sort you out later, fatty.

Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-04-14 02:05:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

The only broads who can get away with smoking are hot waifs.

Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-04-14 02:04:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

Not because of the way you look either. It's for the fucking cancer stick next to you.


You know any friend that made you do this, then took a picture of it really isn't your friend.

-1 because I've seen better(-1)

Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2005-04-14 02:02:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

yeah that's what you need, ice cream

Submitted by Tom (user info) at 2005-04-14 01:59:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Oh man, nothing says "Come and love me" like putting your breasts on the counter and eating a sundae without a spoon. Will you do me?

Submitted by Zoidberg (user info) at 2005-04-14 01:59:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

oh my

this would just be too easy

I'll just give my -2 and leave

(you're in for trouble btw)

Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2005-04-14 01:58:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I'm glad I wasn't eating when I looked at this....

Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2005-04-14 01:53:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Damn.....
A Nose Guard with big Ta-Ta's









But thats OK

Submitted by lush (user info) at 2005-04-14 01:53:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Not a good idea.


Kirk: One day your wife is making you your favorite meal, the next day
you're thawin'a hot dog in a gas station sink.

Homer: Oh, that's tough, pal. But it's never gonna happen to me.

A Milhouse Divided