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I Am Inventing Eternity With Unneeded Detail (485 hits)

Category: Quotes & Stories -> Poetry

Rating: -0.5 on 11 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by Sarah Prejean <derivablezero.at.gmail.com> (View user info) at 2005-04-14 03:16:44 EDT


So here's some nonpoetry. And the picture was fake, so if you want to give me a negative two on THIS post because the picture was fake, go for it. Just let me know if this writing does anything for you at all. It's possibly going to be taken as conceit, but I promise you with all of my heart that it is not. It's what I was originally going to submit tonight, but boredom took hold and I had quite a delightful romp on uber. Now back to serious submissions.

I AM INVENTING ETERNITY WITH UNNEEDED DETAIL

Normally, I'd piss myself
off with inaudible conversations wrapping
silence's walls all around.

But my throat is sandpapered grain, popping
and stretching to ridicule me with this irony.

I would grin about that later if it did not imply ability.

Concurrently, I am laughing. I run over fallen leaves that I ganked from ugly trees.
I am inventing microcosms: curled up in rose gardens, decaying faces, sanitarium clean paradise-apparitions and anything else appropriate to the momentum of my mood.

I am decorating the sky with skull-shaking, fired up melancholy, screaming "SLUT" to the weakened grass laying still on its back and I throw myself on top of it,
moaning and throwing my eyes beyond the core of the earth.

I am a net, closing around the entire globe, clutching it near and drinking it down my esophagus mouth open, tongue-slipping and stroking.

It shivers in wait but stops in tune with the metal clanking anaesthetic of my teeth.

I am the 'you' desperately looked for, a work-ass covered in lace fetishes and fear, resentfully released upon unexpecting expectations.

I am fireworks dissentigrating, pissing on the sky in the extroverted evening.

Kablam.

I am tap water spouting quiet in the air.

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User Reviews


Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2005-04-15 03:26:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

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Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2005-04-14 08:06:11 (#)
Ranking: -2

You are a fucking lunatic.

AHAHHHAHHAHAHAA.

Wrong.

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-04-14 16:26:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

The pic wasn't fake. You even described where and how it took place. Why would you do that for a fake picture?

I AM COLUMBO AND YOU ARE A FAT!


p.s. this post was like excrement ice cream.

Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-04-14 16:03:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Logic is a tweeting bird, in a tree

Logic is pretty flowers, that smell bad

Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2005-04-14 13:19:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by dwr_budr (user info) at 2005-04-14 03:23:54 (#)
Ranking: -2

Not bad, would go well as beat poetry with some mellow experimental/industrial sounds.

-2 for digging through other people's old posts for revenge, though.

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She does that whenever someone says something she doesn't like. I feel that someone should put her picture post on Uberboard.

Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2005-04-14 08:06:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

You are a fucking lunatic.

Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2005-04-14 04:47:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Damn........wrong post/fingers moving too fast/brain too slow
This should even it out.
The post, meh +1
But I've already broken the 1 comment rule twice tonight so
I'm toast........

Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2005-04-14 04:37:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

So, you know how to bump a turd off the front page.
BFD! -1
And you"ve been here awhile.
BFD -1

Total Score -2 Alter Boy

And a stone waste of white............paper.

Submitted by RandomJose (user info) at 2005-04-14 04:05:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

You post too much.

Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-04-14 03:37:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I vote the pic was real, and you are attempting to save whatever shambles your self esteem has been broken into.

+2Linkwhore!!

http://www.ubersite.com/m/64189

Submitted by Zoidberg (user info) at 2005-04-14 03:30:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Im not so sure the pic was fake


After all, if you put up a fake pic, your intention would be to get a reaction. You...got a reaction, and just the beginning of one. That post was bound for most heated.

But you bumped it off the front page right away when it turned into the Ubersite that I love.

Submitted by dwr_budr (user info) at 2005-04-14 03:23:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Not bad, would go well as beat poetry with some mellow experimental/industrial sounds.

-2 for digging through other people's old posts for revenge, though.


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