In the Park (456 hits)
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Submitted by zxcvvcxz (View user info) at 2005-04-14 10:33:20 EDT
In the Park
In the park the sun always shines,
the weather's always nice.
Sometimes a gang drops by to stab an enemy.
Other times there's dodgeball.
In the park you can buy an ice cream,
or you can sell a few herioin packets.
You really only need to sell a few packets
in order to afford ice cream all summer.
In the park stands an old oak tree,
under which children play.
Adults though, drink beer and have sex there.
Who wants to go to the park?
User Reviews
Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2005-04-14 16:24:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
There's fucking gangs of fags at my park. It's fucking scary. When you run in the park, you're running for your life.
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2005-04-14 11:18:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
No Comment
Submitted by Feijuada (user info) at 2005-04-14 11:18:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I was pretty sure this post was going to have something to do with being molested.
Submitted by wookie (user info) at 2005-04-14 11:09:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-04-14 10:47:31 (#)
Ranking: 1
I like this. I don't know why.
Probably because of the gang warfare and the sex.
Submitted by w_t_a_y_s_t_r_m (user info) at 2005-04-14 11:04:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2005-04-14 11:02:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Now, son, you don't want to drink beer. That's for daddys, and kids with
fake IDs.
-- Homer Simpson
The Springfield Files
Submitted by proofofpurchase (user info) at 2005-04-14 10:56:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Was this written by Jack Handy?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-04-14 10:47:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
This could very well be the first time I've ever given a + to poetry that I didn't write.\
I like this. I don't know why.
Probably because of the gang warfare and the sex.
Submitted by freebie (user info) at 2005-04-14 10:45:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I did a snort/chuckle kind of thing.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-04-14 10:34:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
WORST POEM EVER!