My Book Has Been Made Into A Film!!! (or why you should kiss the ground I walk on) (1402 hits)
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Submitted by sebcharrot (View user info) at 2005-04-14 13:07:17 EDT
To understand this I strongly advise you to see this post: http://www.ubersite.com/m/40538.
Well, from the point my book was published, I became an overnight star. My agent got a few phonecalls from people wanting to make it into a film. Because he's such a good personal friend, I decided to give the rights to Steve Spielberg. Clint wasn't too pleased, but that's the way the cookie crumbles. Controversially, I decided to play the lead part myself, turning aside such A-listers as Tom Cruise, Brad Pitt, Orlando Bloom and Ian Holm.
As a favour to you, Uberites, I've attached the promotional poster and several stills from the film itself.
-seb
ps- Ok, so I laughed pretty much non-stop while I made this, and I don't expect you to have the same reaction as me, but please take into consideration the hours of sweating and bleeding and nearly afflicting a hernia on myself while making this. Thanks.
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Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2005-07-14 06:40:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
How did I manage to completely mis your writing before now?
Submitted by Dead_0hi0_Sky (user info) at 2005-06-14 01:12:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
i smell trilogy!
Submitted by Rads_wife (user info) at 2005-06-14 00:57:16 EDT (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/68315
WINNER!!!
Submitted by sebcharrot (user info) at 2005-05-11 12:41:08 EDT (#)
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So Snuggles is Brendan? Well I am sorry that he is such a prick. If he makes any more posts ripping the piss out of you, I won't +2 them. But you have to understand I had no idea that you two guys had history on this site, I thought it was one of the in-jokes.
That is all.
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2005-05-10 20:43:51 EDT (#)
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Submitted by sebcharrot (user info) at 2005-05-09 14:52:00 (#)
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Hahahahahaha, thanks Bill, I'd forgotten about that.
Hey sorry Mystia, I thought it was a joke. I'm not up to date with the Uberwars, so if you guys are in some sort of fight, I didn't know. Anyway, people need to take a damn joke at themselves. Someone once named a post "Seb Carrot", of which the content was a guy shoving a traffic cone up his ass. I +2d it, because it made me laugh. You don't need to take it so seriously, and NOT because it's "just a website", but because it's how you should take it in real life too.
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/65885#1312970
Submitted by BillsSBChamps (user info) at 2005-05-09 15:12:51 EDT (#)
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Don't try and explain yourself to her. Just go and -2 all my posts, this will appease the beast.
Submitted by sebcharrot (user info) at 2005-05-09 14:52:00 EDT (#)
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Hahahahahaha, thanks Bill, I'd forgotten about that.
Hey sorry Mystia, I thought it was a joke. I'm not up to date with the Uberwars, so if you guys are in some sort of fight, I didn't know. Anyway, people need to take a damn joke at themselves. Someone once named a post "Seb Carrot", of which the content was a guy shoving a traffic cone up his ass. I +2d it, because it made me laugh. You don't need to take it so seriously, and NOT because it's "just a website", but because it's how you should take it in real life too.
Submitted by BillsSBChamps (user info) at 2005-05-09 14:27:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You threw Snuggles a +2 on his artpad post. She takes that as an act of war so it looks like you've chosen my side.
My side has booze, guns and underage hookers so you made the right choice.
Submitted by LadyPlural (user info) at 2005-05-09 14:10:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You leave me speechless. I don't know if that's a good thing, but there it is anyway.
Submitted by sebcharrot (user info) at 2005-05-09 13:32:36 EDT (#)
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Mystia what the hell? What did I do to offend you in this post???
Submitted by CLAIRE1 (user info) at 2005-05-09 04:30:44 EDT (#)
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Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2005-05-09 04:16:29 (#)
Ranking: -2
Funny, i thought you and I were cool.
The few times we chatted and all the +2's and compliments i've given you.
guess not since you think hate posts to me are oh sooooooo cool.
Bart needs to create a way to take back positve reviews when someone stabs you in the back.
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I do not think she is too happy with you dude. It was funny though.
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2005-05-09 04:16:29 EDT (#)
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Funny, i thought you and I were cool.
The few times we chatted and all the +2's and compliments i've given you.
guess not since you think hate posts to me are oh sooooooo cool.
Bart needs to create a way to take back positve reviews when someone stabs you in the back.
Submitted by sebcharrot (user info) at 2005-05-07 07:51:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
FACT: Peanut butter (preferably crunchy) makes good lubricant.
That is all.
Submitted by Banga3386 (user info) at 2005-04-19 03:54:57 EDT (#)
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You plaguarizing bastard! How dare you rip off every box office smash within the past five years?
Banga
Submitted by Duke_Diggler (user info) at 2005-04-19 03:43:39 EDT (#)
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haha
Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2005-04-16 20:55:32 EDT (#)
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ha
Submitted by MoonStone (user info) at 2005-04-16 20:48:43 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by sebcharrot (user info) at 2005-04-16 20:37:25 EDT (#)
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Hahahaha, I just googled "toilet". It's on either the first or second page. I still think we should start a "proof of lee" type photoshop spree with that toilet.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-04-16 20:10:14 EDT (#)
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Where the fuck did you find that commode?
Submitted by sebcharrot (user info) at 2005-04-16 19:58:06 EDT (#)
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w00t! Hey thanks everyone for the +2s and the nice words. Didn't realise people missed me.
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-04-16 19:26:22 EDT (#)
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w00t
Submitted by hornyforhugs (user info) at 2005-04-16 19:19:53 EDT (#)
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u disgust me
Submitted by Tom (user info) at 2005-04-15 01:17:07 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by GodLovesALittleLovin (user info) at 2005-04-14 17:45:13 EDT (#)
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nice!
Submitted by Ducky (user info) at 2005-04-14 15:41:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This reeks of awesome
Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2005-04-14 15:23:00 EDT (#)
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Its about time homeboy!
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-04-14 15:08:32 EDT (#)
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Nice.
Submitted by spedmonkey (user info) at 2005-04-14 15:03:48 EDT (#)
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Hey, it's you! glad you're back
Submitted by sebcharrot (user info) at 2005-04-14 14:22:10 EDT (#)
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Hey, thanks everyone. Perhaps in true real-life style, I'll make a sequal and then a prequal with crappy B-list celebrities and ex-rappers.
Interesting fact: The scribbling in the background of the poster is a diagram of the digestive tract.
Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2005-04-14 14:14:51 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2005-04-14 14:08:56 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2005-04-14 14:01:36 EDT (#)
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THat's one nasty toilet.
Submitted by mikethescottish (user info) at 2005-04-14 13:49:21 EDT (#)
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Heh. No need to use the auto Scot +2 on this.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2005-04-14 13:31:36 EDT (#)
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You can make a sequel: "The quest for Toilet Paper."
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2005-04-14 13:29:21 EDT (#)
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Dude you should get a camcorder and go with this. this could be the next "Napoleon."
Submitted by strider (user info) at 2005-04-14 13:28:57 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2005-04-14 13:21:25 (#)
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You know . . . it's always like this. Every time they do this I end up saying the same thing.
"I liked the book better."
Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2005-04-14 13:21:25 EDT (#)
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You know . . . it's always like this. Every time they do this I end up saying the same thing.
"I liked the book better."
Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2005-04-14 13:18:55 EDT (#)
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mom says i can't watch movies worse than PG
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-04-14 13:11:40 EDT (#)
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heeeey. how are you?