Spiderman, Spiderman does whatever a Spider can (NSFW) (3230 hits)
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Submitted by mbstateside (View user info) at 2005-04-14 16:09:30 EDT
It's the year 2028 Spider man has been retired for 15 years crime rates have escalated and the cops are powerless to stop the new generation of super controlling the streets of New York.
Something must be done! In a spontaneous out cry for help lead by they now contrite editor of the Jonah Jameson the people cry for Spiderman.
Hearing the call the while wallowing in self pity in front of the TV in Aunt May's old bungalow the unemployed now middle aged Super hero knows his time has come once again. He cannot ignore the call of the people. Once again Spiderman must clear the streets of New York and make the city safe for all.
But first he must get back into shape.
Cue training Montage........................
User Reviews
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2005-08-11 17:44:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Gotta have a montage
(Montage!)
Submitted by IrishDrunk (user info) at 2005-04-26 15:34:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You lonely sad no pussy getting jackass
Submitted by Soley_Trinity (user info) at 2005-04-15 08:22:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
No Comment
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2005-04-15 08:07:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
MY EYES! MY BEAUTIFUL EYES!!!
Submitted by funk_boy (user info) at 2005-04-15 07:19:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I have respect for men with little peeners getting them out in public.
Submitted by w_t_a_y_s_t_r_m (user info) at 2005-04-15 04:13:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I think you just shortened my life by a fair few months at least...
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2005-04-15 03:48:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Idunno, I thought this was pretty fucking funny.
Submitted by precision (user info) at 2005-04-14 21:51:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
he's got a case of the blueballs
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2005-04-14 17:40:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Spiderman, Spiderman,
Does whatever a spider can
Spins a web, any size,
Catches thieves just like flies
Look Out!
Here comes the Spiderman.
Is he strong?
Listen bud,
He's got radioactive blood.
Can he swing from a thread
Take a look overhead
Hey, there
There goes the Spiderman.
In the chill of night
At the scene of a crime
Like a streak of light
He arrives just in time.
Spiderman, Spiderman
Friendly neighborhood Spiderman
Wealth and fame
He's ingnored
Action is his reward.
To him, life is a great big bang up
Whenever there's a hang up
You'll find the Spider man.
That man has the tiniest peener ever.
Submitted by mybrainisawaffle (user info) at 2005-04-14 16:19:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Bitch get back in the kitchen and make me a post.
Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2005-04-14 16:11:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Fuck that.
Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2005-04-14 16:11:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Karate Kid Soundtrack Lyrics
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Artist: Joe Esposito Lyrics
Song: You're the Best Lyrics
Try to be best
'Cause you're only a man
And a man's gotta learn to take it
Try to believe
Though the going gets rough
That you gotta hang tough to make it
History repeats itself
Try and you'll succeed
Never doubt that you're the one
And you can have your dreams!
You're the best!
Around!
Nothing's gonna ever keep you down
You're the Best!
Around!
Nothing's gonna ever keep you down
You're the Best!
Around!
Nothing's gonna ever keep you dow-ow-ow-ow-own
Fight 'til the end
Cause your life will depend
On the strength that you have inside you
Ah you gotta be proud
starin' out in the cloud
When the odds in the game defy you
Try your best to win them all
and one day time will tell
when you're the one that's standing there
you'll reach the final bell!
You're the best!
Around!
Nothing's gonna ever keep you down
You're the Best!
Around!
Nothing's gonna ever keep you down
You're the Best!
Around!
Nothing's gonna ever keep you dow-ow-ow-ho-how-ho-own
INSPIRING GUITAR SOLO
You're the best!
Around!
Nothing's gonna ever keep you down
You're the Best!
Around!
Nothing's gonna ever keep you down
You're the Best!
Around!
Nothing's gonna ever keep you dow-ow-ow-ow-own
Fight 'til you drop
never stop
can't give up
Til you reach the top (FIGHT!)
you're the best in town (FIGHT!)
Listen to that sound
A little bit of all you got
Can never bring you down
You're the best!
Around!
Nothing's gonna ever keep you down
You're the Best!
Around!
repeat to fade, occasional background shouts of "Oh Ye-eah!"