America. Who the fuck do you think you are? (1144 hits)
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Submitted by brownboybilly (View user info) at 2005-04-14 17:23:57 EDT
Just a quick one....
America, I mean really. Who the fuck do you think you are????
I hope somebody drops a bomb on you, you cunts.
Ciao!
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Submitted by brownboybilly (user info) at 2005-04-17 15:57:28 EDT (#)
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Ok then. well I have 6 words for you. "Project for the New American Century".
What kind of fucking shit is that? Is it some sort opf twisted board game that involves fucking up as many countries as you can?
It's like the British Empire over again. Except that you're stupider than we ever were. We learnt when we weren't wanted. And hell yeah, the Sun definitely set on that Motherfucker.
Kiss please -------> (__*__)
Submitted by XFile (user info) at 2005-04-16 06:05:48 EDT (#)
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By pretty good, do you mean bombing and shooting anything that had a pulse? Wow, thats pretty good yes! More bombs were dropped during the whole war in Vietnam than during the globe spanning Seond World War. Makes you think, doesn't it?
Submitted by whiskey_jack (user info) at 2005-04-16 05:18:52 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Obi-wan (user info) at 2005-04-15 16:01:55 (#)
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Submitted by ellsmall (user info) at 2005-04-14 22:58:42 (#)
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It's not who we "think" we are, it's who we are - the Top Dog, the one with a big stack of nuclear weapons, the only truly effective military in the world and the economic engine that runs the world. Thanks for asking, now who the fuck are you?
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Effective military? What happened to Vietnam?
economic engine that runs the world. You rely on the rest of the world for all the resouces you need. If the Saudi's turned round and said 'fuck you guys no more oil, you would shit a brick'.
But yes admittly you are top dog for deciding what happens. But it dont stop you from fucking up and needing others
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Fuck, as for Nam do you have a clue just how many Vietnamese the US killed? They did pretty damnn good considering they were fighting a unwinable war.
And as for the Saudi's and other countries the US trades with for the most part the US is one of the top trading partners of most countries. Meaning if they were to stop trade the country would lose an incredible amount of business. Thinka bout it fucko if the US is the top consumer of gas and therefore the top buyer and trader of gas and oil then the oil companies in the Middle East are gonna l;isten to these companies seeing as how the vast majority of trade goes to them. It's called supply and demand asslick.
Submitted by AzleGamer (user info) at 2005-04-15 19:44:18 EDT (#)
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Wait a second, there's a place other than America?
Submitted by Obi-wan (user info) at 2005-04-15 16:01:55 EDT (#)
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Submitted by ellsmall (user info) at 2005-04-14 22:58:42 (#)
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It's not who we "think" we are, it's who we are - the Top Dog, the one with a big stack of nuclear weapons, the only truly effective military in the world and the economic engine that runs the world. Thanks for asking, now who the fuck are you?
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Effective military? What happened to Vietnam?
economic engine that runs the world. You rely on the rest of the world for all the resouces you need. If the Saudi's turned round and said 'fuck you guys no more oil, you would shit a brick'.
But yes admittly you are top dog for deciding what happens. But it dont stop you from fucking up and needing others
Submitted by strider (user info) at 2005-04-15 14:41:08 EDT (#)
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not Australian...
"Ciao!"
Italian maybe?
I'll take your food, wine, scenery, weather and art but not your politics.
Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2005-04-15 12:45:50 EDT (#)
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Fucking rag heads
Submitted by dreadnaught_X (user info) at 2005-04-15 12:45:50 EDT (#)
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Unbe-freaking-lievable. That has to be one of the dumbest things I've ever read. I don't agree with American politics, but that doesnt mean that millions of Americans who oppose the government deserve to die. I also can't say I've met an American who wasn't just a really nice person. Very few Americans, just like very few people in ANY country, actually deserve to die.
Submitted by Fartman (user info) at 2005-04-15 12:35:58 EDT (#)
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Someone with a much bigger dick than you.
Punk.
Submitted by ellsmall (user info) at 2005-04-15 12:27:25 EDT (#)
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Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2005-04-15 11:58:41 (#)
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Submitted by ellsmall (user info) at 2005-04-14 22:58:42 (#)
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It's not who we "think" we are, it's who we are - the Top Dog, the one with a big stack of nuclear weapons, the only truly effective military in the world and the economic engine that runs the world. Thanks for asking, now who the fuck are you?
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The fact that a shitty post like this can make americans look bad purely thru D responses it draws being so stupid says a lot more about thte state of america than this post itself
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Guess you never heard of, "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer", motherfucker.
Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2005-04-15 11:58:41 EDT (#)
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Submitted by ellsmall (user info) at 2005-04-14 22:58:42 (#)
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It's not who we "think" we are, it's who we are - the Top Dog, the one with a big stack of nuclear weapons, the only truly effective military in the world and the economic engine that runs the world. Thanks for asking, now who the fuck are you?
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The fact that a shitty post like this can make americans look bad purely thru D responses it draws being so stupid says a lot more about thte state of america than this post itself
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-04-15 09:27:11 EDT (#)
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You know you spend too much time on Ubersite when you start seeing the same shit pop up over and over.
Submitted by brownboybilly (user info) at 2005-04-15 09:21:47 EDT (#)
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You're a very touchy lot.
As America is run by humans then technically it can be a thinker, although if it done more of that, it wouldn't be hated so much.
And it really was a general question as well AND I ain't no fucking Aussie, AND regards to the planes in the buildings, you ask who done this? You need to ask why many people in the world beleive that it was America's doing in the first place.
Ciao!
Submitted by nrduncan (user info) at 2005-04-15 09:16:58 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2005-04-15 09:13:25 EDT (#)
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I clicked on THIS?!?
*sigh*
Here, have a -2.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-04-15 08:47:25 EDT (#)
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Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-04-14 17:34:07 (#)
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wE'RE THE ones who invented the INTARWEB, you stupid dooche.
Don't tell me, you're Australian, right?
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It pains me that my country is thought of when you speak.
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2005-04-15 08:01:30 EDT (#)
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Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2005-04-15 03:32:38 (#)
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Holy shit, that's either a ballsy or stupid thing to say.
Probably both.
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Wow it is really ballsy to make outrageous, unsubstantiated claims anynomous online.
Submitted by Natsukau (user info) at 2005-04-15 07:17:44 EDT (#)
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America! FUCK YEAH!
Submitted by missflibble (user info) at 2005-04-15 06:47:53 EDT (#)
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amen buddy!
america, how dare you have our leader's head up yo' ass. take it out! you do't know where it's been!
Submitted by XFile (user info) at 2005-04-15 05:16:43 EDT (#)
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Well, who are you talking to really?
Was it the Canadians that pissed you off? Do you have something about all those catholic latino's in South America? Be a little more specific.
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2005-04-15 03:32:38 EDT (#)
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Holy shit, that's either a ballsy or stupid thing to say.
Probably both.
Submitted by DanielH (user info) at 2005-04-14 23:08:57 EDT (#)
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I hope somebody drops a bomb on you, you cunts.
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They did drop it: his name is Bush.
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2005-04-14 23:06:43 EDT (#)
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Who the fuck is any random dictator to take a bunch of guns and terrorize their country, among other countries? Even if they invade no one, a dictator has no right to do that to any one any where. If that country truely did 'prefer' that form of government, it would elect it, and the people who 'prefer' what the dictator does to people who speak out would cut their tounges off themselves. Both of which one is free to do in a democratic capitalist society.
Submitted by MoonStone (user info) at 2005-04-14 22:59:17 EDT (#)
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ANd here is a quick -2
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2005-04-14 22:59:02 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by ellsmall (user info) at 2005-04-14 22:58:42 EDT (#)
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It's not who we "think" we are, it's who we are - the Top Dog, the one with a big stack of nuclear weapons, the only truly effective military in the world and the economic engine that runs the world. Thanks for asking, now who the fuck are you?
Submitted by stevetherugbyman (user info) at 2005-04-14 22:43:23 EDT (#)
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If you're going to insult me, at least make it good.
tool.
Submitted by ze_poodle (user info) at 2005-04-14 22:16:06 EDT (#)
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Heh. It's funny seeing Americans get all riled up after someone insults them.
Yeah, I'm not American, and this post could do with a tad of filler instead of a two-line insult. But hey, you're bagging a country that I don't like.
Submitted by whiskey_jack (user info) at 2005-04-14 21:28:53 EDT (#)
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Should I get a slushy or a coke? This is a major dilemna. And you suck. So if I get a slushy the straw probably won't work cause of you hogging all the suckage. But meh I'll just get a spoon or drink it normal, cause I think they have grape and grape's kickass.
Submitted by MoneyG (user info) at 2005-04-14 21:23:16 EDT (#)
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To embellish this answer in full:
We are the fucking world.
Submitted by Affinity (user info) at 2005-04-14 21:13:55 EDT (#)
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beyond the pale knob cheddar
Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2005-04-14 21:03:34 EDT (#)
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I bet the Rio Grande was real cold this morning.
Submitted by bart (user info) at 2005-04-14 20:49:03 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by User10030 (user info) at 2005-04-14 20:41:52 EDT (#)
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"And who the fuck are you, anyway? And who the fuck are they? And who the fuck am I to say, what's really going on? how did the cat get so fat?" NOFX
"Set in our way, content with our decay, we wave the flag of freedom as we conquer and invade" Operation Ivy
Punk rock rocks!!
But seriously, as an American, I think of myself as "Just a person". I don't want to kill anyone (except you); I don't consider myself to be a gluton; I'm not fat , lazy and ignorant. I know that America has made mistakes and I don't support our current administration. I'm just trying to work and live, find my niche in this world. You get a zero for effort. If your post had been titled "Bush, who the fuck do you think you are?" I might have given you a positive, and it would have led to better reviews.
See you in hell.
Submitted by Bayley (user info) at 2005-04-14 20:22:34 EDT (#)
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at least back yourself up if your going to make a statement like that.
Submitted by EAZEDZT (user info) at 2005-04-14 19:23:25 EDT (#)
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So poetic, a learned individual.
Fuck Off you simpleton tool,
It shows that your a fool.
You think you are witty
you prose is quite shitty
So take @ -2 & Die
Submitted by Feijuada (user info) at 2005-04-14 19:01:41 EDT (#)
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Don't be hatin'!
Submitted by spedmonkey (user info) at 2005-04-14 18:48:55 EDT (#)
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I can't speak for other Americans, but I'm Jesus.
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2005-04-14 18:42:09 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2005-04-14 18:28:59 EDT (#)
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We're Rick James BITCH!
Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2005-04-14 18:24:19 EDT (#)
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wow, that's the closest person (to my register date) i've ever seen. pretty cool.
i guess uber is lucky i haven't churned out 64 posts like this crap. *phew* that was a close one!
Submitted by Mario (user info) at 2005-04-14 17:59:44 EDT (#)
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Or flies planes into our buildings?
SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU CUNT
Submitted by canadia (user info) at 2005-04-14 17:58:55 EDT (#)
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That was just stupid. Think about it more before you post.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2005-04-14 17:50:06 EDT (#)
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Another mouse squeaks in vain.
Submitted by sealclubber (user info) at 2005-04-14 17:47:22 EDT (#)
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Oy.....mi estomago......
Submitted by sixxforty (user info) at 2005-04-14 17:46:26 EDT (#)
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Submitted by j0andre1 (user info) at 2005-04-14 17:34:16 (#)
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Awesome prank, Farva.
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i love it
Submitted by domenad (user info) at 2005-04-14 17:45:42 EDT (#)
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Answer: Better than your country.
Submitted by mxc_jwebber (user info) at 2005-04-14 17:42:38 EDT (#)
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Eh... what words am I looking for? Oh yeah... -2 DIE
Submitted by Girlwithaclue (user info) at 2005-04-14 17:40:30 EDT (#)
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Go apple pie and Chevrolet......
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2005-04-14 17:38:09 EDT (#)
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Go baseball and hot dogs woooo
Submitted by Yes (user info) at 2005-04-14 17:37:41 EDT (#)
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One bomb wouldn't do much you retarded monkey.
Do the men in white coats know you are out of your room and on a computer?
Submitted by Butler (user info) at 2005-04-14 17:37:12 EDT (#)
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Your're an idiot! But if someone, does drop a bomb, I hope they hit a red state.
Submitted by j0andre1 (user info) at 2005-04-14 17:34:16 EDT (#)
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Awesome prank, Farva.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-04-14 17:34:07 EDT (#)
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wE'RE THE ones who invented the INTARWEB, you stupid dooche.
Don't tell me, you're Australian, right?
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-04-14 17:33:47 EDT (#)
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FLAWLESS!
Submitted by The_Grammar_Nazi (user info) at 2005-04-14 17:33:08 EDT (#)
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To quote Carlos Mencia (using Cheesy Japanese accent)...
"We kick-a ASS at Pearl Harbor! We come home, throw big party, 'Who da man? I da man! Who da man? I da man!' But the Americans come back, they don't drop hundred bomb. They don't drop thousand bomb. You know how many they drop? TWO BOMB... just two... Bombs so big, even our penis get smallah!" (or words to that effect, I'm to lazy to get it right at the moment)
THAT'S who the fuck we think we are.
Submitted by Sideburns (user info) at 2005-04-14 17:31:01 EDT (#)
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http://www.kleenex.com
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-04-14 17:27:56 EDT (#)
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Quite the debut...must have taken you a long time.
Fuckwit.
Submitted by Kristen (user info) at 2005-04-14 17:27:26 EDT (#)
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America is an inanimate hunk of land. It can't think.
NUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!
Submitted by Methodius (user info) at 2005-04-14 17:26:11 EDT (#)
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-1 for extremely dull, boring post, and I was generous enough to not give you a -2 because yes- America is fucking stupid sometimes. I can't believe I'm agreeing with a twat.