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Soooooooooo NSFW! (4488 hits)

Category: Graphics

Rating: 0.43 on 83 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by Affinity (View user info) at 2005-04-14 19:56:30 EDT


Have no time but have to share this.

This degrades men and is horrible, yet it is a secret desire for so many women
and who are we to deny them?
























bleaurgh

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Submitted by Yams (user info) at 2007-11-11 02:21:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Good work, posting this a few days after the site goes down. But really, why stop here.

http://smoke.rotten.com/bird/
http://www.lemonparty.org
http://www.goatse.cz
http://www.hai2u.com
http://www.meatspin.com
http://www.girlvinyl.com/eel/eel1.wmv
http://www.girlvinyl.com/eel/eel2.wmv
http://bagslap.com/bag.html

Men desire all of those.

Submitted by Fungah (user info) at 2007-11-11 02:02:12 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Seen it

Submitted by Bohme (user info) at 2007-11-11 00:16:32 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2007-11-10 23:19:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Best picture ever.

Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2006-04-08 21:41:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

How can this receive negative ratings, damnit? Just look at her face! Fucking gold!

Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-08 21:20:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

The fuck?

Submitted by MrSparkle847 (user info) at 2006-04-08 21:19:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Give me my .001 ms back.

Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-04-08 20:59:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2006-03-31 10:30:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

<More than welcome... this should be in the Louvre or something.

Submitted by Affinity (user info) at 2006-03-30 14:01:31 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

thank you for your continued interest

Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2006-03-14 06:27:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

This should be on MVM damnit!

Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2006-01-16 08:20:44 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

HEY! ARSEHOLE! THAT'S MY BROTHER!!

Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-01-16 07:18:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

There is nothing Sexier than that.

Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2006-01-16 06:50:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

NEEDS +/- more/less beans.

Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2006-01-16 06:25:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Gold. Fucking Gold.

Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2005-10-31 05:59:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

yeah, i've noticed that on a few posts.

que sera, as they say.


WHY AM I STILL AWAKE?

Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-10-31 05:25:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

Bort-Bert! Oh why haft thou forsaken us?!

The post title was warning enough. Is this a new policy for all NSFW?

Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-10-31 04:42:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

This post fucking owns all others.

Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-09-07 16:47:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

what a great idea!

Submitted by paxlaurien (user info) at 2005-09-07 16:39:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Hmmm.... Now I've got to find that camera hidden somewhere in my living room.


Submitted by Barnymeinhoff (user info) at 2005-09-07 04:46:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2005-04-15 08:48:52 (#)
Ranking: -2

If she smiled, I bet she'd look pretty.
= = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = =
(spits hot tea accross room)

Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-09-07 04:23:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Fuck this is still gold.

It's like a re 16/y olds that only I find incredibly amusing.

Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-08-17 08:07:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

I would have posted this six months ago when I got this pic

Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2005-08-17 08:05:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

No Comment

Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-08-17 07:45:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Seriously, why isn't this on B@W? I laugh my fucking arse off everytime i see it.

The bitch has such a look of disgust in her eyes... BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2005-07-23 01:43:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

fucking foul...i mean she's not too bad looking and sex doesn't bother me...but tossing back a cold can of vegetables is sick.

Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-07-23 01:27:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Her expression is priceless. Seriously one of the funniest contentless posts here.

Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-06-20 08:23:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I so wish I could be competent enough to turn this into a photoshop, where this chick has a bubble over her head saying..."I only play a whore on picture" or something like that.

Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2005-06-20 08:20:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2005-06-20 07:57:42 (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-05-11 08:08:31 (#)
Ranking: 2

I hope that chick's boss sees this.

_____________________________________

Of course he will, he's fucking in it!
----------------------------------------
HEY!! THAT'S MY P.A.!!! w-with Fat Tony....

Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2005-06-20 07:57:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-05-11 08:08:31 (#)
Ranking: 2

I hope that chick's boss sees this.

_____________________________________

Of course he will, he's fucking in it!

Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-06-20 07:49:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

B@W!

Submitted by kai070169 (user info) at 2005-06-07 16:25:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-05-11 08:08:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I hope that chick's boss sees this.

Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-05-11 07:52:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Still fucking hilarious.

Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-04-22 06:07:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Hahahaha - I seriously love this post.

Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2005-04-18 10:44:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by Wazza (user info) at 2005-04-18 05:57:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Maybe Vegemite would go well here.

Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2005-04-18 05:18:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

hahahahaha

Submitted by gabrielpm (user info) at 2005-04-18 04:57:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-04-18 00:36:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Beautiful.

Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2005-04-16 11:57:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Can't believe no one has notices that this is our very own Apollo88 MVA!!!

Submitted by EAZEDZT (user info) at 2005-04-15 16:53:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2005-04-14 23:09:09 (#)
Ranking: 0

well. Looking at this, I feel way better about the time that I gave the boyfriend a blow while he drank a beer and smoked a cigarette. At least I wasn't a table.
________________________________________

I quivered when i read this.

Submitted by Feijuada (user info) at 2005-04-15 15:11:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

That's what i do to all my women.

Submitted by Affinity (user info) at 2005-04-15 15:06:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

everything tastes better with Marmite.

this is a universal constant


Submitted by Spuds002 (user info) at 2005-04-15 14:59:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Plus motherfucking 2. Even joking about studd like that can get some guys iun trouble.

Submitted by NotSteve (user info) at 2005-04-15 14:44:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

She's frowning because she has a can of creamed corn up her shit-chute.

Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2005-04-15 09:25:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

AHA!

HA!

HA!

Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2005-04-15 08:48:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

If she smiled, I bet she'd look pretty.


Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2005-04-15 08:46:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

10 Kinds of awesome


Someday I hope one of her kids sees that

Submitted by FatTony (user info) at 2005-04-15 00:21:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Plus muthafucking two

Submitted by sublime (user info) at 2005-04-15 00:09:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

MOM?????????????????????????????????????

Submitted by darko (user info) at 2005-04-15 00:03:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Funny.

Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-04-15 00:00:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

LOL TEH BUTTSECKS

Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2005-04-14 23:51:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Your porn collection scares me.

Submitted by ChristPuncher (user info) at 2005-04-14 23:50:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

wooo

Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2005-04-14 23:28:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

OMG where'd you get that pic?

Did shitfuck send it to you? Whatever he says... that is NOT ME.


I swear to god.

Not me.

NOT ME.

Remember that.


Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2005-04-14 23:27:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Holy shit that was hilarious.

Fuck you fishheads.

Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2005-04-14 23:09:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

well. Looking at this, I feel way better about the time that I gave the boyfriend a blow while he drank a beer and smoked a cigarette. At least I wasn't a table.

Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2005-04-14 22:40:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Tom (user info) at 2005-04-14 20:13:38 (#)
Ranking: -2

This is sooooooooo to many o's for the word 'so'.

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

and not enough for the 'too'.

Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2005-04-14 22:36:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

She must be an assistant crack whore

Submitted by Electro (user info) at 2005-04-14 22:25:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

SHITCANNED!

-2 -2 -2 -2 -2 -2 -2 -2 -2 -2 -2 -2 -2 -2 -2 -2 -2 -2 -2 -2 -2 -2 -2 -2 -2 -2 -2 -2 -2 -2 -2 -2 -2 -2 -2 -2 -2 -2 -2 -2 -2 -2 -2 -2 -2 -2 -2 -2 -2 -2 -2 -2 -2 -2 -2 -2 -2 -2 -2 -2 -2 -2 -2 -2 -2 -2 -2 -2 -2 -2 -2 -2 -2 -2 -2 -2 -2 -2 -2 -2 -2 -2 -2 -2 -2 -2 -2 -2 -2 -2 -2 -2 -2 -2 -2 -2 -2 -2 -2 -2 -2 -2 -2 -2 -2 -2 -2 -2 -2 -2 -2 -2 -2 -2 -2 -2 -2 -2 -2 -2 -2 -2 -2 -2 -2 -2 -2 -2 -2 -2 -2 -2 -2 -2 -2 -2 -2 -2 -2 -2 -2 -2


Ba-Whoop!

Submitted by lordofthedance (user info) at 2005-04-14 21:57:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I enjoyed the irony. I also enjoy watching all the serious "writers" on this site getting upset. Ahahaha. Beans. Now that's funny.



Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-04-14 21:56:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Your post sucks.
I don't really need to see WhatTheHell in action with the underage hooker that he had to overpay for.

Submitted by precision (user info) at 2005-04-14 21:49:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

that look on her face says it all

Submitted by Saxon (user info) at 2005-04-14 21:44:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Its just so um.

Submitted by Affinity (user info) at 2005-04-14 21:27:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

For fucks sake. I find myself, yet again, in the position of having to try and explain the concept of irony.

Here is what I wrote

"This degrades men and is horrible, yet it is a secret desire for so many women
and who are we to deny them?"

This is what irony means:

The use of words to express something different from and often opposite to their literal meaning.

An expression or utterance marked by a deliberate contrast between apparent and intended meaning.

This is what the translation is

This fat bean eating man is an abuser of women. Such imagery degrades women by portraying them as objects (in this case furniture) and is perpetrated by many men's' not so secret desire to subjugate women.

And, the look on her face is very very funny

Dullards


Submitted by Affinity (user info) at 2005-04-14 21:18:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

explian Vanni_Fresco, what it is you find so objectionable.

If you put together a half decent point of view, I won't be the last thing you see

Submitted by Vanni_Fresco (user info) at 2005-04-14 21:16:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

I hate you and I hope you die.

Submitted by Affinity (user info) at 2005-04-14 21:15:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

life in all it's splendiferous horror my dear Wazza


Submitted by Wazza (user info) at 2005-04-14 21:13:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Looks like they have been spewing the beans all over the lounge,it's low man .

Submitted by Affinity (user info) at 2005-04-14 21:11:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I see that irony is alive and well
in the gentle care of you plebs

Submitted by Lechuga (user info) at 2005-04-14 21:06:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

This doesn't degrade anyone but yourself you fucking moron.

Submitted by Affinity (user info) at 2005-04-14 21:04:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

for more information on beans

http://www.beanslentils.com/about_b&l.htm

Make man strong

Submitted by Affinity (user info) at 2005-04-14 21:00:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

It's the power of beans

Submitted by CoreaPeekay (user info) at 2005-04-14 20:58:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

dude holy shit OWNED. how the FUCK does someone get a chick to do that? how much fucking money does he have?

Submitted by kochier (user info) at 2005-04-14 20:51:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

the look on her face is priceless

Submitted by bart (user info) at 2005-04-14 20:48:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by Affinity (user info) at 2005-04-14 20:46:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Fools! this is gold dust. The man is eating beans for
christ's sake............ BEANS!!!!

Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2005-04-14 20:34:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by CoreaPeekay (user info) at 2005-04-14 20:31:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I NEED to know what cornfucker.jpg is.

Submitted by Tom (user info) at 2005-04-14 20:13:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

This is sooooooooo to many o's for the word 'so'.

Submitted by Affinity (user info) at 2005-04-14 20:11:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

the kind who likes to share

thank you

Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-04-14 20:10:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

What kind of pathetic hitwhore are you?


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