Nuggs has some questions for you (915 hits)
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Submitted by Inquisitve Nugget (View user info) at 2005-04-15 00:25:14 EDT
Do you admit when you are confused or when you don't understand something?
Do you listen? Really listen.
Do you think before you speak?
Do you talk to your dog, saying things like, "You're such a good dog. Did I ever tell you how good you are? You are good. Nobody loves you more than I do."?
Do you compare your friends stories about their children to experiences you have with your dog? Do they seem one in the same?
Are you impatient?
Are you impulsive?
Are you interesting? Really?
Do you ask more questions then you answer?
Is it unsettling when someone figures you out before you've LET them figure you out?
Is your image important to you?
Is your life fulfilling?
Can you spell?
Can you carry a tune?
Can you identify with others easily?
What is your quirk?
What is your crutch?
What is the point of this post?
There is no point to this post. There is no point to life (there really isn't... I'm not being pessimistic, but come on, what's the point? "to make others happy" "to be happy" and all that jazz is very, um, no).
I take pride in living in the present. Doing what I want to do NOW (which would probably explain most of my silly posts, right? Just doing as I please without thinking it through or caring about the outcome).
That alone is what I am most proud of.
Oh yeah, and I'm also proud of how I rock, I rule, etc etc etc (thanks shandy, remember that, ole boy? I fucking stole it from you!!!)
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Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-04-18 13:56:59 EDT (#)
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Do you admit when you are confused or when you don't understand something?
Only as a last resort.
Do you listen? Really listen.
No.
Do you think before you speak?
Rarely.
Do you talk to your dog, saying things like, "You're such a good dog. Did I ever tell you how good you are? You are good. Nobody loves you more than I do."?
I have talked to dogs.
Do you compare your friends stories about their children to experiences you have with your dog? Do they seem one in the same?
Other peoples children stories bore the shit out of me.
Are you impatient?
Yes
Are you impulsive?
Yes
Are you interesting? Really?
Depends if you like football and beer.
Do you ask more questions then you answer?
NO
Is it unsettling when someone figures you out before you've LET them figure you out?
I don't beleive people can 'figure out' other people.
Is your image important to you?
I suppose so yeah. But everyones image is important to them.
Is your life fulfilling?
Huh? What's that mean?
Can you spell?
Oh yes.
Can you carry a tune?
Yes. All scousers can.
Can you identify with others easily?
Yes.
What is your quirk?
Eeeeeeeerm, dunno.
What is your crutch?
Irony.
What is the point of this post?
Hits.
Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2005-04-17 20:42:14 EDT (#)
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What is this from?
Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2005-04-11 22:02:57 (#)
Ranking: 2
That's the most ridiculous thing I've ever seen.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-04-16 08:07:09 EDT (#)
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Yep.
Submitted by Technoboy (user info) at 2005-04-16 08:04:05 EDT (#)
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I can carry a tune, and my crutch is whiskey.
Submitted by thecaes (user info) at 2005-04-16 07:47:13 EDT (#)
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p.s. i'm not really mad. oh, and the only reason i was 'second guessing' is because that's the impression YOU gave me! i'm nice to everyone who deserves it.
Submitted by thecaes (user info) at 2005-04-16 07:47:01 EDT (#)
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Whoa, whoa...ease up there, li'l filly.
Or should I say, Ms. unhappywithbeingfiguredoutsosheconcoctsomekindofpersonalityanalysis
butthenwon'ttellthepersontheresultsbecauseitmakesherfeellikeatoughguy.
"Not ready to hear it." My ass!
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2005-04-16 00:59:08 EDT (#)
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It's not funny Mr. benicetoallthegirlsonuberandthenworrythatyoumaybetoonicetoooftenandsecondguessyourself.
huh?
Submitted by thecaes (user info) at 2005-04-16 00:16:19 EDT (#)
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"Is it unsettling when someone figures you out before you've LET them figure you out? "
Heh heh heh.
Submitted by canadia (user info) at 2005-04-15 10:45:22 EDT (#)
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Do you admit when you are confused or when you don't understand something? Yes. Although usually people can just tell by the look on m y face.
Do you listen? Really listen? I wish I could say I always do. Honestly, I don't.
Do you think before you speak? Again, I wish I always did, and sometimes I do. Mostly, I ramble.
Do you talk to your dog, saying things like, "You're such a good dog. Did I ever tell you how good you are? You are good. Nobody loves you more than I do."? I've got no dog, but I speak like that to the cats.
Do you compare your friends stories about their children to experiences you have with your dog? Do they seem one in the same? Amazingly, yes.
Are you impatient? Yes.
Are you impulsive? Yes.
Are you interesting? Really? I hope I am, because I sure do talk a lot.
Do you ask more questions then you answer? Depends if I'm at work or no. I work in the science field, so I have lots of questions, and few answers. In real life, it's 50/50.
Is it unsettling when someone figures you out before you've LET them figure you out? Very, although nobody ever figures me out totally. If they have, I wish they'd clue me in. I haven't figured me out yet.
Is your image important to you? Yes and no. Depends on the day.
Is your life fulfilling? Yes. I'm happy and I get to learn new things everyday and get paid for it. I wish I had more close friends, but the ones I keep are great. The only times I don't feel my life is great is because I'm lazy and tired and need sleep.
Can you spell? No.
Can you carry a tune? Not for my life.
Can you identify with others easily? I can at least in some parts. Often I identify the most with the ones I wouldn't think I would.
What is your quirk? Hum, I know I have many. I can't list them all right now.
What is your crutch? My husband. He keeps me sane when I lose it. Tells me I'm rambling when I talk to much. He doesn't laugh when I tell him I miss him, and he's in the next room. He makes fun of me when I take myself too seriously. He's my ancher.
What is the point of this post? Who knows, but these were good questions.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-04-15 10:05:32 EDT (#)
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Those are all the answers you need.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-04-15 10:05:16 EDT (#)
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Yes.
Yes.
No.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
No.
No.
No.
Yes.
No.
No.
Yes.
No.
Yes.
Making chicks call me Hadley when I'm railing em from behind.
People think I'm retarded for insisting they call me Hadley.
To get hits.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-04-15 09:04:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I talk to my cat like she's got some sense. She hasn't any.
Submitted by shandythedog (user info) at 2005-04-15 07:40:54 EDT (#)
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Do you admit when you are confused or when you don't understand something?
- yes, THIS IS MY GREAT STRENGTH.
Do you listen? Really listen.
- only to my son
Do you think before you speak?
-yes, though i prefer it when i don't
Do you talk to your dog, saying things like, "You're such a good dog. Did I ever tell you how good you are? You are good. Nobody loves you more than I do."?
-i do talk to dogs, but usually more like 'you fucking cunt what are you playing at now, fuck off etc"
Do you compare your friends stories about their children to experiences you have with your dog? Do they seem one in the same?
-small children are quite similar to dogs.
Are you impatient?
-quite often. but sometimes i am patient.
Are you impulsive?
-sadly, rarely
Are you interesting? Really?
-i find myself interesting and boring
Do you ask more questions then you answer?
-what?
Is it unsettling when someone figures you out before you've LET them figure you out?
- i don't believe in this figuring out business
Is your image important to you?
-no, i rise above all petty social concerns and live in a realm of pure enlightened bliss
Is your life fulfilling?
-no, i will never be fullfilled until i root little Eva.
Can you spell?
-no
Can you carry a tune?
-no
Can you identify with others easily?
-yes
What is your quirk?
-hippo bukake
What is your crutch?
-irony
What is the point of this post?
-probably trying to keep busy to stop yourself being overwhelmed with guilt re. the way you treated poor thor's last post
Submitted by Herpes (user info) at 2005-04-15 06:20:35 EDT (#)
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Do you admit when you are confused or when you don't understand something? Yes.
Do you listen? Really listen? I listen, analyze, assess the situation, and spin it to work in my favor.
Do you think before you speak? Never when drunk, always otherwise.
Do you talk to your dog, saying things like, "You're such a good dog. Did I ever tell you how good you are? You are good. Nobody loves you more than I do."? I've got no dog, but I do kick the cat. He's wretched, and I'm allergic.
Do you compare your friends stories about their children to experiences you have with your dog? Do they seem one in the same? No kids, or dog.
Are you impatient? If there is a sense of urgency, then yes. If said urgency doesn't affect me, then no.
Are you impulsive? A few times a year.
Are you interesting? Really? Some would say so. I interest me. I never know what I'm going to do next.
Do you ask more questions then you answer? I'm probably 50/50. I do strive for answers more than I ask questions. If I have a question, I use logic to try and come up with an answer. If I can't figure it out, I ask.
Is it unsettling when someone figures you out before you've LET them figure you out? Never happened.
Is your image important to you? Not really. I've been called everything from a saint, to the devil. Different people interpret me in different ways.
Is your life fulfilling? Not in the least.
Can you spell? About 15 years ago, I was one victory away from the national spelling bee. I probably couldn't spell all those hard words they ask people to spell, but I'm confident enough to say that I can spell 99% of everyday words correctly.
Can you carry a tune? If I'm singing in the key of Dying Cat.
Can you identify with others easily? Not usually. My life experiences differ vastly from those I come into everyday contact with.
What is your quirk? If I was aware of it, I wouldn't have it.
What is your crutch? Alana. The calm between the storms. Even if it's a temporary calm, knowing that there will be stability in our instability keeps me sane. The one who never judges. The one who will accept me no matter how far I've let myself go. She is my crutch, my emotional helper, and I'm thankful I have someone like that.
What is the point of this post? To get me, personally, to reply. If not me, someone else in particular. Someone was in your head at the time you were writing these questions. The tone of your asking, the setup of the format. So, the real question, Miss Corn Nugget...
Who are you trying to figure out?
Submitted by Wiggles (user info) at 2005-04-15 04:23:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Actually, scratch that. I'm probably not impulsive ENOUGH.
Submitted by Wiggles (user info) at 2005-04-15 04:22:05 EDT (#)
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Do you admit when you are confused or when you don't understand something?
Absolutely.
Do you listen? Really listen.
Yes. As long as I can, until I get pissed off.
Do you think before you speak?
Not often enough.
Do you talk to your dog, saying things like, "You're such a good dog. Did I ever tell you how good you are? You are good. Nobody loves you more than I do."?
My dog loves everyone else in my family more than she loves me, despite the fact that it was I who found her in the street and saved her little furry ass.
Do you compare your friends stories about their children to experiences you have with your dog? Do they seem one in the same?
None of my friends have children.
Are you impatient?
Yes, but probably not too bad compared to most people.
Are you impulsive?
Yeah, pretty much.
Are you interesting? Really?
No.
Do you ask more questions then you answer?
No, but I would if I knew enough people who had answers to my questions.
Is it unsettling when someone figures you out before you've LET them figure you out?
I don't think people figure me out very often. Nobody outside my family has figured me out, I don't think.
Is your image important to you?
Unfortunately. I try to deny it, though.
Is your life fulfilling?
Too early to tell.
Can you spell?
I'm prety good.
Can you carry a tune?
I can stay in tune, but it still sounds like shit.
Can you identify with others easily?
Yes.
What is your quirk?
Murdering homeless people and pawning their meager possessions.
What is your crutch?
My parents.
What is the point of this post?
To waste my valuable time.
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2005-04-15 04:16:17 EDT (#)
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and where is shandy? I only posted this for him.
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2005-04-15 04:10:44 EDT (#)
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I'm making notes of all of this..
stalking is phun.
Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2005-04-15 03:51:16 EDT (#)
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Do you admit when you are confused or when you don't understand something?
Yes, most of the time. If I actually want to understand something I'll bug people with questions and then explain it back to them to make sure I've got it. If it's something I don't give a toss about, like..uh....how the Dow Jones works, then no.
Do you listen? Really listen.
I listen but if people are being unnecessarily vague then I'll mentally construct my own version of what they're saying - and it's usually critical.
Do you think before you speak?
No.
Do you talk to your dog, saying things like, "You're such a good dog. Did I ever tell you how good you are? You are good. Nobody loves you more than I do."?
I don't have a dog, nor would I ever consider getting one.
Do you compare your friends stories about their children to experiences you have with your dog? Do they seem one in the same?
I don't trust people who love animals more than they love people. Crazy old spinsters with 58 cats are just constructing a cotton wool world for themselves - animals appear safer because they won't hurt them like people will (at least not emotionally - who knows what would happen if Mr Tinkle got rabies and went batshit on the old girl). I don't think it's an admirable trait.
Are you impatient?
Yes.
Are you impulsive?
Yes.
Are you interesting? Really?
I think so. But then I didn't figure out how to properly blow my nose until I was 17 so we shouldn't be placing much stock in my opinion of anything.
Do you ask more questions then you answer?
Asking a question is my way of answering a question. Make the other person do a little of the work.
Is it unsettling when someone figures you out before you've LET them figure you out?
Yes, but on the other hand I don't want to be someone's jigsaw puzzle.
Is your image important to you?
I'd say no, everyone that knows me would say yes. The bastards.
Is your life fulfilling?
There's always room for improvement.
Can you spell?
Reasonably.
Can you carry a tune?
No, although this doesn't stop me belting out songs when drunk, much to the discomfort of the neighbourhood dogs.
Can you identify with others easily?
I see a little bit of myself in most people. (insert smutty joke here)
What is your quirk?
I'm scared of vacuum cleaners. I don't mind doing it myself, but I can't have my feet on the floor when other people are doing it. There's a long and emotionally scarring story behind it that I won't bore you with.
What is your crutch?
I'm really not sure.
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2005-04-15 03:24:38 EDT (#)
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FUCKING BONER!!!
Submitted by Durae (user info) at 2005-04-15 03:17:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I twist my hair subconsciously. A lot. Tangles hurt. Don't do it."
Dude, girlintheworld, you and I have the same silly habit. That's amazing. No really, I think it is.
Submitted by aceyloulou (user info) at 2005-04-15 02:28:19 EDT (#)
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Do you admit when you are confused or when you don't understand something?
Yes
Do you listen? Really listen.
What?
Do you think before you speak?
no, yes, sometimes, not really.
Do you talk to your dog, saying things like, "You're such a good dog. Did I ever tell you how good you are? You are good. Nobody loves you more than I do."?
I don't have a dog.
Do you compare your friends stories about their children to experiences you have with your dog? Do they seem one in the same?
Again, I don't have a dog. Guess u don't really listen.
Are you impatient?
Incredibly..are we done yet?
Are you impulsive?
alittle bit
Are you interesting? Really?
Depends on who you ask.
Do you ask more questions then you answer?
why?
Is it unsettling when someone figures you out before you've LET them figure you out?
No
Is your image important to you?
Depends on the situation.
Is your life fulfilling?
not yet
Can you spell?
yes
Can you carry a tune?
very well
Can you identify with others easily?
yes
What is your quirk?
too many to name
What is your crutch?
sex
What is the point of this post?
to kill time? get to know others? do I care?
Submitted by girlintheworld (user info) at 2005-04-15 01:54:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Only to some people.
Yes.
Sometimes.
No.
No.
Yes, if I really want something to happen; no if it's in my best interest to be patient.
Not really.
Yes. and Yes.
No, but you do.
No, it's surprising.
Sometimes.
Not at this point.
Y-E-S.
Yup.
Depends. Charles Manson? Probably not. Others? Maybe.
I twist my hair subconsciously. A lot. Tangles hurt. Don't do it.
Music.
Your overwhelming need to be insightful.
Submitted by myredmirage95 (user info) at 2005-04-15 01:49:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Do you admit when you are confused or when you don't understand something?
Yes. If you pretend you understand something, then you screw up after saying you knew what the hell they were talking about, then you have no one to put the blame on but yourself.
Do you listen? Really listen.
It depends on if I care or not.
Do you think before you speak?
No, which is why my foot stays in my mouth 90% of the time.
Do you talk to your dog, saying things like, "You're such a good dog. Did I ever tell you how good you are? You are good. Nobody loves you more than I do."?
I don't have a dog, but I talk to my cat in that manner, yes. I know it's sad. You don't have to tell me.
Do you compare your friend's stories about their children to experiences you have with your dog? Do they seem one in the same?
No.
Are you impatient?
To the point of insanity.
Are you impulsive?
No, I think out nearly everything I do or buy, just not what I say.
Are you interesting? Really?
Sometimes
Do you ask more questions then you answer?
I would say the questions and answers are equally proportioned.
Is it unsettling when someone figures you out before you've LET them figure you out?
It's more intriguing than unsettling.
Is your image important to you?
No. I am who I am and I don't care what other people think of me. Life is too short to care about shit like that. When I wear makeup or dress nice, it's for me, no one else, and I do it because I can.
Is your life fulfilling?
Not in the least.
Can you spell?
Who cares when you have spell check?
Can you carry a tune?
More so than not.
Can you identify with others easily?
Yes. That would be one of my gifts that I don't like possessing sometimes.
What is your quirk?
I'm borderline obsessed with Harry Potter...well not quite, but I love the books and everything related to them.
What is your crutch?
The Internet.
What is the point of this post?
Apparently to see how many people will waste 15-20 minutes out of their life to complete this "questionnaire".
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2005-04-15 01:48:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Do you admit when you are confused or when you don't understand something?
No, I just smile and Nod.
Do you listen? Really listen.
Well, I have a hearing problem. So not usually no.
Do you think before you speak?
Yes, and then I say it anyways.
Do you talk to your dog, saying things like, "You're such a good dog. Did I ever tell you how good you are? You are good. Nobody loves you more than I do."?
I talk to the cat, not the dog. The dog is quite partial to my dad and loves him the most.
Do you compare your friends stories about their children to experiences you have with your dog? Do they seem one in the same?
No, and yes.
Are you impatient?
I'm patient, just not with people.
Are you impulsive?
Yes I am, otherwise I wouldn't bother to put any of my crappy posts on the uberboard. Stupid bart taking advantage of me.
Are you interesting? Really?
No, No I'm not. I can't think of a single interesting about me.
Do you ask more questions then you answer?
I like to answer questions with other questions, don't you?
Is it unsettling when someone figures you out before you've LET them figure you out?
No, it's comforting. For someone to get there that quickly means they are coming from something similar to be able to identify your traits and such.
Is your image important to you?
Only my self image.
Is your life fulfilling?
Only when I feel like I contriubte something to the world.
Can you spell?
I reckon I kan.
Can you carry a tune?
I'm an amputee, can't hold a note, can't carry a tune.
Can you identify with others easily?
If by identify you mean locate them into stereotypes then yes.
What is your quirk?
I play with my feet and hate socks.
What is your crutch?
My anti-socialness
What is the point of this post?
For you to try to relate yourself to other people and to be comforted by the fact that you are not alone.
Submitted by Durae (user info) at 2005-04-15 01:35:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Do you admit when you are confused or when you don't understand something?
It depends on whether I feel like I Should know and/or could figure it out myself.
Do you listen? Really listen.
I think so, yes. You'd have to ask other people though.
Do you think before you speak?
Too much sometimes.
Do you talk to your dog, saying things like, "You're such a good dog. Did I ever tell you how good you are? You are good. Nobody loves you more than I do."?
That's how I talk to kitties. I follow them around and ask dumbass questions like, 'what are you doing?!'
Do you compare your friends stories about their children to experiences you have with your dog? Do they seem one in the same?
I can see the similarity yes.
Are you impatient?
No, I'm pretty good at handling complete boredom. Crossword puzzles help.
Are you impulsive?
Judging from where I am right now, yup.
Are you interesting? Really?
haha, absolutely not.
Do you ask more questions then you answer?
I try to (dodge questions).
Is it unsettling when someone figures you out before you've LET them figure you out?
Unsettling, yeah, bad in any way? Not so much. Pleasantly surprising.
Is your image important to you?
My values and make-believe integrity are, yes.
Is your life fulfilling?
I'm pretty happy with it at the moment.
Can you spell?
Not as well as AJ.
Can you carry a tune?
Doubtful, but I'll try like hell in the car anyway.
Can you identify with others easily?
Nope. People are fucking retarded.
What is your quirk?
insomnia seems most relevant right now.
What is your crutch?
my friends and my mom.
What is the point of this post?
to feel warm and fuzzy and close to people.
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2005-04-15 01:25:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Do you admit when you are confused or when you don't understand something?
Yes.
Do you listen? Really listen.
Depends on who I'm listening to.
Do you think before you speak?
Not anywhere near as much as I should.
Do you talk to your dog, saying things like, "You're such a good dog. Did I ever tell you how good you are? You are good. Nobody loves you more than I do."?
No.
Do you compare your friends stories about their children to experiences you have with your dog? Do they seem one in the same?
No.
Are you impatient?
Sometimes.
Are you impulsive?
Fairly.
Are you interesting? Really?
I think so.
Do you ask more questions then you answer?
Probably.
Is it unsettling when someone figures you out before you've LET them figure you out?
Not really.
Is your image important to you?
Somewhat.
Is your life fulfilling?
Not by a longshot.
Can you spell?
Absolutely.
Can you carry a tune?
Not a chance.
Can you identify with others easily?
It depends, but usually yeah.
What is your quirk?
Where do I start?
What is your crutch?
Emotional instability.
What is the point of this post?
I'm not sure but for a second there I was beginning to think you were using this post as an elaborate ruse, the real reason being that you wanted to know if your unhealthy attatchment to your dog was perhaps more common than you originally thought, but you knew you had to throw in a bunch of other questions so we wouldn't realize that on the chance that you are, in fact, quite mad.
(Don't worry. I'm pretty weird about my cats, and I'm pretty sure we're not the only ones here who like our pets more than we do most people.)
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2005-04-15 01:21:19 EDT (#)
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I already told you I can't cook.
Plus I'm too cheap to buy cookies.
So no, no cookies.
How about a hug instead?
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-04-15 01:19:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
that took me forever. do i get a cookie for this?
Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2005-04-15 00:57:22 EDT (#)
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err the copy/paste missed the first one
Do you admit when you are confused or when you don't understand something?
yes, rare as it is
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-04-15 00:56:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Do you admit when you are confused or when you don't understand something?
** I dont get the question. do you mean me or someone else?
Do you listen? Really listen. ** all i hear is clapping**
Do you think before you speak? **no. I have Tourett's :-( **
Do you talk to your dog, saying things like, "You're such a good dog. Did I ever tell you how good you are? You are good. Nobody loves you more than I do."?
** No my dog speaks spanish and I don't **
Do you compare your friends stories about their children to experiences you have with your dog? Do they seem one in the same?
** no we talk about teh buttsecks only ***
Are you impatient? ** hurry up wit dat sammich bitch! **
Are you impulsive? ** omg i sooo need this sponge bob potato peeler for $150!! **
Are you interesting? Really?
*** i think so. i think if i had an outtie belly button i would have
more friends though **
Do you ask more questions then you answer?
* why? i already know everything **
Is your life fulfilling?
*** not really. at least not until i get this third nipple taklen care of **
Can you spell? *** why are yuo axing me? ***
Can you carry a tune? ** yeah. Okay I lied. that's not a tune in my pocket. I am
just happy to see you ***
Can you identify with others easily? ** as long as they dont try to have buttsecks
with me, then yes ***
What is your quirk? ** duuuuurrrrrrrgh <drools> **
What is your crutch? *** <going serious> i don't know **
What is the point of this post? ** you made me contemplate the inner workings
of my mind. In doing so I have looked inward to see ....
<takes bong hit> ... dude... what?
Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2005-04-15 00:55:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Do you listen? Really listen.
yes
Do you think before you speak?
yes, a lot
Do you talk to your dog, saying things like, "You're such a good dog. Did I ever tell you how good you are? You are good. Nobody loves you more than I do."?
not to that extent
Do you compare your friends stories about their children to experiences you have with your dog? Do they seem one in the same?
I don't have friends with children, and since I know what you're getting at, no I am not one of those nutjob dogs=children freaks
Are you impatient?
fuck yeah
Are you impulsive?
when I was younger, yeah, now I do a lot more thinking
Are you interesting? Really?
yes
Do you ask more questions then you answer?
no, because I am borderline omniscient
Is it unsettling when someone figures you out before you've LET them figure you out?
that's never happened
Is your image important to you?
as far as hygiene and not looking like a dumbass, sure, but I'm mainly apathetic towards fashion
Is your life fulfilling?
it will be
Can you spell?
exceedingly well
Can you carry a tune?
yes, I am a musician
Can you identify with others easily?
yes
What is your quirk?
I can outargue anyone I know, even if I'm wrong
What is your crutch?
music
What is the point of this post?
waste time
Submitted by Tom (user info) at 2005-04-15 00:54:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Do you admit when you are confused or when you don't understand something?
Usually if not always.
Do you listen? Really listen.
Of course
Do you think before you speak?
Usually if not always.
Do you talk to your dog, saying things like, "You're such a good dog. Did I ever tell you how good you are? You are good. Nobody loves you more than I do."?
Never like that, no.
Do you compare your friends stories about their children to experiences you have with your dog? Do they seem one in the same?
No?
Are you impatient?
No.
Are you impulsive?
Not really.
Are you interesting? Really?
You tell me.
Do you ask more questions then you answer?
Not sure.
Is it unsettling when someone figures you out before you've LET them figure you out?
Not sure.
Is your image important to you?
Have you not seen a picture of me?
Is your life fulfilling?
At times, yes. At times, no.
Can you spell?
LIEK OMG YES!!!11111
Can you carry a tune?
Hah, I can't sing for shit.
Can you identify with others easily?
No.
What is your quirk?
My fetish for young mexican boys.
What is your crutch?
Anti-social nature.
What is the point of this post?
To give yourself some sort of gratification. Knowing that others might be more fucked up than you is often a settling thought. Night.
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2005-04-15 00:54:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Kai- attention seeking? I am, of course, isn't that what we all do on uber? We want attention. It's either about our writing, or our thoughts, or whatever it is we express... but we want attention.
So yes, guilty.
Let me answer my own questions out of boredom and yay yay yay:
Do you admit when you are confused or when you don't understand something? Yup
Do you listen? Really listen. Yup
Do you think before you speak? Not usually.
Do you talk to your dog, saying things like, "You're such a good dog. Did I ever tell you how good you are? You are good. Nobody loves you more than I do."? Yup.
Do you compare your friends stories about their children to experiences you have with your dog? Do they seem one in the same? Yup.
Are you impatient? Yup.
Are you impulsive? Yup.
Are you interesting? Really? Nope.
Do you ask more questions then you answer? I dunno, do I?
Is it unsettling when someone figures you out before you've LET them figure you out? I hate it.
Is your image important to you? Physical, not really. Mental? Yes.
Is your life fulfilling? Not fullfilling enough.
Can you spell? I probably could if I tried.
Can you carry a tune? No.
Can you identify with others easily? Yes.
What is your quirk? What ISNT my quirk?
What is your crutch? Introspection.
What is the point of this post? To give me something to do.
Submitted by Val (user info) at 2005-04-15 00:50:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Do you admit when you are confused or when you don't understand something?
Yes, because it's better to ask and get an answer than it is to wonder and keep making the same mistakes, or asking the same question, over and over again.
Do you listen? Really listen.
No.
Do you think before you speak?
Too much.
Do you talk to your dog, saying things like, "You're such a good dog. Did I ever tell you how good you are? You are good. Nobody loves you more than I do."?
I don't have a dog, but if I did, I imagine I would, and often at that.
Do you compare your friends stories about their children to experiences you have with your dog? Do they seem one in the same?
What is it with you and dogs?
Are you impatient?
No, I actually have tons of patience, unless I have to piss.
Are you impulsive?
Hmm, let me think about that...... (pun? anyone? anyone?)
Are you interesting? Really?
REALLY.
Do you ask more questions then you answer?
Yes.
Is it unsettling when someone figures you out before you've LET them figure you out?
I couldn't have said it better myself.
Is your image important to you?
Nope.
Is your life fulfilling?
No, but I'm trying to get there.
Can you spell?
Yess.
Can you carry a tune?
HAHAHA
Can you identify with others easily?
Yes, but only because I'm vain, and make everything about me. Not actually.
What is your quirk?
This brings me back to the whole "people figuring you out before you let them" thing.
What is your crutch?
Him.
What is the point of this post?
Hits?
Submitted by kai070169 (user info) at 2005-04-15 00:44:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Do you admit when you are confused or when you don't understand something?
YES
Do you listen? Really listen.
I TRY TO
Do you think before you speak?
YES
Do you talk to your dog, saying things like, "You're such a good dog. Did I ever tell you how good you are? You are good. Nobody loves you more than I do."?
NO. THAT'S PATHETIC.
Do you compare your friends stories about their children to experiences you have with your dog? Do they seem one in the same?
NO, THAT IS OFFENSIVE.
Are you impatient?
SOMEWHAT
Are you impulsive?
SOMEWHAT
Are you interesting? Really?
FASCINATING AND RIVETING. http://www.ubersite.com/m/56100
Do you ask more questions then you answer?
OH YEAH
Is it unsettling when someone figures you out before you've LET them figure you out?
NO
Is your image important to you?
NOT ON A CONSCIOUS LEVEL
Is your life fulfilling?
YES
Can you spell?
YEZ
Can you carry a tune?
YEEEEEES
Can you identify with others easily?
NO I STRUGGLE WITH THAT
What is your quirk?
WHAT'S YOUR FRAME OF REFERENCE? I HAVE MANY.
What is your crutch?
SEE ABOVE
What is the point of this post?
MUTUAL ATTENTION SEEKING WITH STRANGERS
There is no point to this post. There is no point to life (there really isn't... I'm not being pessimistic, but come on, what's the point? "to make others happy" "to be happy" and all that jazz is very, um, no).
MUTUAL ATTENTION SEEKING WITH STRANGERS
I take pride in living in the present. Doing what I want to do NOW (which would probably explain most of my silly posts, right? Just doing as I please without thinking it through or caring about the outcome).
MUTUAL ATTENTION SEEKING WITH STRANGERS
That alone is what I am most proud of.
Oh yeah, and I'm also proud of how I rock, I rule, etc etc etc (thanks shandy, remember that, ole boy? I fucking stole it from you!!!)
MUTUAL ATTENTION SEEKING WITH STRANGERS
Submitted by JMG114 (user info) at 2005-04-15 00:43:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
No, no, yes, yes, no, yes, yes, yes, no, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, big hair, my friends, to make me think.
Submitted by Bigmike (user info) at 2005-04-15 00:43:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2005-04-15 00:35:32 (#)
Ranking: 0
Really, those of you that have kids... is having a child like having a dog?
I mean, I REALLY love my dog. A LOT.
Will it be like this with kids? Is it assinine of me to think they are similar?
I think I want kids. I never thought that before, but now I do. This is unsettling.
Hmmmmm.....let's see. Is having a child like having a dog? Well, I have three kids.....and .....I have two dogs.
If anybody tells you that having a child is like having a dog, shoot them immediately. They are worthless.
Submitted by Bigmike (user info) at 2005-04-15 00:40:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Do you admit when you are confused or when you don't understand something?
Yes
Do you listen? Really listen.
Sometimes yes, sometimes no.
Do you think before you speak?
Yes.
Do you talk to your dog, saying things like, "You're such a good dog. Did I ever tell you how good you are? You are good. Nobody loves you more than I do."?
Yes
Do you compare your friends stories about their children to experiences you have with your dog? Do they seem one in the same?
No
Are you impatient?
No
Are you impulsive?
No
Are you interesting? Really?
Probably not
Do you ask more questions then you answer?
No
Is it unsettling when someone figures you out before you've LET them figure you out?
No
Is your image important to you?
Not really
Is your life fulfilling?
Most of the time
Can you spell?
Yes
Can you carry a tune?
Yes
Can you identify with others easily?
Depends
What is your quirk?
I won't stop my car on train tracks.
What is your crutch?
Smoking
What is the point of this post?
I don't have a clue.
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2005-04-15 00:38:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Aj... haha you're retarded
Can you identify with others easily? - How many other 6'8 Iowan mutants are there?
NOT "can others easily identify you"... but wait, did you know that? Am I missing your sarcasm? I mean, after you forgot how to tell dates on Apollos post, I do find myself doubting your intellegence at times.
But you can spell.
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2005-04-15 00:36:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Do you admit when you are confused or when you don't understand something? - Yes.
Do you listen? Really listen. - Were you saying something?
Do you think before you speak? - My balls are on fire.
Do you talk to your dog, saying things like, "You're such a good dog. Did I ever tell you how good you are? You are good. Nobody loves you more than I do."? - GODDAMNIT YOU GOT SHIT ON MY JEANS, FUCKING CUNT!
Do you compare your friends stories about their children to experiences you have with your dog? Do they seem one in the same? - So then my little bitch did the cutest thing...
Are you impatient? - Jesus Christ, how long is this fucking thing?
Are you impulsive? - Let's go ride bikes.
Are you interesting? Really? - "Jesus Christ, what is it?" "I don't know, but it sure looks interesting."
Do you ask more questions then you answer? - What do you mean by that?
Is it unsettling when someone figures you out before you've LET them figure you out? - Look, I told you I wasn't the BTK killer.
Is your image important to you? - I'm desperately trying to come up with funny things to say, but deep down I know that no one will laugh at my sarcasm. LAMENT LAMENT LAMENT FOR I AM A TORTURED ARTIST
Is your life fulfilling? - Mmmm... that's good life. Can I have seconds?
Can you spell? - Yes.
Can you carry a tune? - Rizzo said I have a nice voice.
Can you identify with others easily? - How many other 6'8 Iowan mutants are there?
What is your quirk? - I flex my left calf and I make lame jokes at any opportunity.
What is your crutch? - It's the thing I use to change gears. My Asian mechanic says I'm too hard on it.
What is the point of this post? - To keep me entertained for a few seconds. That was quick.
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2005-04-15 00:35:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Really, those of you that have kids... is having a child like having a dog?
I mean, I REALLY love my dog. A LOT.
Will it be like this with kids? Is it assinine of me to think they are similar?
I think I want kids. I never thought that before, but now I do. This is unsettling.
Submitted by rollerboognish (user info) at 2005-04-15 00:33:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
'Do you talk to your dog, saying things like, "You're such a good dog. Did I ever tell you how good you are? You are good. Nobody loves you more than I do."?'
Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2005-04-14 17:09:03 (#)
Ranking: 2
My son is four and last week while attempting to wrestle a ball out of the dog's mouth the following conversation occurred.
Son: Gimme the ball GOD DAMMIT!
Me: I'm sorry what was that?
Son: Make me a HAM SAMMIT <pause> ccchh.
Me: <quizzical look> Have you been reading on Mommy's Ubersite?
Son: I can't read yet remember Mommy? <rolls eyes>
Me: What did you just say to the dog?
Son: He's not sharing, he's being a craphead.
Me: What did Mommy tell you about saying bad words?
Son: <lowers head> Not till I'm sixteen.
Me: Say sorry for the dog for using bad words.
Son: Sorry I called you a craphead....dumbass.
Me: <Slaps forehead> I give up.
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2005-04-15 00:28:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
When it comes to compliments, women are ravenous, bloodsucking
monsters, always wanting more, more, more! And if you give it to 'em,
you'll get back plenty in return.
-- Homer Simpson
Lisa the Beauty Queen
***
I'm very bored. And I do plan on getting drunk. While sitting home. In the Lazy-boy. Or is it La-z-boy or something weird?
Like tastee cream.
Or Kidz Korner.
I hate that crap.
Submitted by proofofpurchase (user info) at 2005-04-15 00:28:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
This started off good.
It could have been one hell of a post.