One night in the middle of nowhere.... (851 hits)
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Submitted by canadia (View user info) at 2005-04-15 16:11:22 EDT
When I was in fifth grade, it was a fun time....
We went to a cool winter camp since this is Canada and winter is cool up there. This place was hours away from any big city, there was hiking, skating, skiing... anything we wanted to do we could do. My 5 best friends and I were able to room together for a whole week! What a treat! We had a room of boys next to ours, and we would stay up all night sneaking in their room and they sneaking in ours, just to ask who liked who and teasing each other (you know pre-teen stuff).
My day group counselor sucked ass, he hated girls and always let the guys do whatever they wanted, while we got yelled at the second we talked when not spoken to. My roommates had an awesome counselor. He was cute, and really nice, and always gave us treats like candy and told us how he always wanted a little sister. EVERYONE (girls that is) wanted to be in his group. He was so cool. After a few days, he started coming in our rooms at night before the lights were out to sing us songs and play his guitar, and he'd kiss us on the check goodnight. The teachers though he was just darling and so sweet to us.
Valentine's day came and the counselors and teachers organized a dance for us. We had a blast getting ready for our big night! Diner was over, and everyone moved to a room decorated with red hearts. Our favorite counselor showed up with roses for some of the girls included my group of friends. The dance started as all dances do: boys to one side, girls on the other. Dressed in our Sunday best, we were all waiting for someone to ask us to dance. Mister counselor comes to the rescue and asks each one of us to dance. Our faces are glowing as he keeps telling us how pretty we look tonight. The boys soon follow suit, and pretty soon the dance floor is packed. We're having a ball, the teachers are drinking and smoking in a corner of the room, randomly keeping an eye out for trouble.
The night continues to be magical as ever, until the counselor asks me to dance again. He holds me a little close for comfort, but he's been so nice to me, I don't mind. I start minding when his hand slips up my shirt and he caresses my back. Here I am, standing in the middle of the room, between other couples dancing, and this grown man is in my shirt, but no one sees him. I try to pull away, but he takes the hand away and pulls me closer. Since I am only 10 years old, and this guy is so nice, I tell myself that maybe I'm overreacting.
The dance is over, and we all quietly go back to our rooms. Everyone looks like that had a blast, except a group of about 10 girls.Mister counselor comes in for his goodnight ritual, but we all pretend we're sleeping already. The next morning, said counselor is no where to be found. Every one asks where he is, he was so cool and all. Why would he leave us?
We later found out that night he snuck in a girl's bed half-naked and luckily a teacher was doing the rounds. He was put away for a long, long time.
On a happier note, who says clowns are scary?
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Submitted by canadia (user info) at 2005-04-20 16:36:46 EDT (#)
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maybe McDonalds could revive that clown to counter the creepy "Burger King"
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2005-04-18 10:11:00 EDT (#)
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That's one freaky clown.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-04-16 08:49:49 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Josephine (user info) at 2005-04-15 16:13:23 (#)
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CAN'T SLEEP CLOWNS WILL EAT ME
Submitted by canadia (user info) at 2005-04-15 23:45:30 EDT (#)
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thanks kai for that inspiring post. I will keep it in mind, and do the exact opposite...
Submitted by kai070169 (user info) at 2005-04-15 21:03:15 EDT (#)
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OMG a first post that didn't completely suck; must be Canadian.
You better read this: http://www.ubersite.com/m/51940
Submitted by William_Q_Percy (user info) at 2005-04-15 19:42:42 EDT (#)
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Pedophiles: so smooth
Submitted by The_Fan (user info) at 2005-04-15 18:08:54 EDT (#)
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That was a good post. I give it a +2 less the normal "Canada sucks" discount.
Submitted by canadia (user info) at 2005-04-15 17:42:35 EDT (#)
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McDonalds... it's Friday and I can't spell, sorry
Submitted by canadia (user info) at 2005-04-15 17:41:48 EDT (#)
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I got the pic from a news story around here. Our great city opened a "super-sized" McDonalds to celebrate it's 50 years. Woohoo! Just what we need: a 2-story McDonals!
Submitted by mikethescottish (user info) at 2005-04-15 17:18:15 EDT (#)
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I look at that picture and all I see is the decaying soul of the man underneath the make-up.
Submitted by ellsmall (user info) at 2005-04-15 16:28:37 EDT (#)
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And when I say "clowns" I mean male clowns, 'cuz female clowns are just lame.
Submitted by ellsmall (user info) at 2005-04-15 16:25:48 EDT (#)
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I'm not surprised, I'd heard Canada was full of queers and pedophiles. Glad you didn't get molested or anything.
BTW, why are they called pedo"philes", doesn't "phile" mean love? If you want to rape someone does that mean you love them? Do Francophiles want to rape Frenchmen?
+2 but -1 because I hate clowns. I hope clownophiles do rape clowns.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2005-04-15 16:23:51 EDT (#)
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He now roams the abandoned camp wearing a hockey mask.
Submitted by Howie_Felter (user info) at 2005-04-15 16:20:45 EDT (#)
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I've never trusted counsellors........what a perverted job, it seems. I think everyone should have been aware when he was dancing with the children. I knew he was a perv as soon as he said he always wanted a little sister.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-04-15 16:19:23 EDT (#)
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Dude, that is a pic of Ronald McDonald - a very old-school Ronald.
Submitted by Josephine (user info) at 2005-04-15 16:13:23 EDT (#)
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CAN'T SLEEP CLOWNS WILL EAT ME