And The Beat Goes On... (10955 hits)
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Submitted by Bart Cilfone <uberuser.at.cilfone.com> (View user info) at 2005-04-16 06:48:03 EDT
I'm going to forewarn you with some important pieces of information:
1. It's after 5am and I'm tired, so forgive my incoherence
2. This contains a lot of poker lingo
3. This is 100% true
"Tonight" (Friday night) I didn't have any plans to do anything. I worked a little late and then went to a clothing store in Wicker Park that's supposed to be open until 11pm, but was closed when I got there at 9. I then went down the street a few doors to go to a coffee shop named Filter and got a coffee to go.
To go where?
Well, over the course of the last couple years I've grown interested in the game of poker, probably because it's seemingly on four different cable stations 24 hours a day. I've played the game, specifically "Limit Texas Hold 'Em", a bunch of times at various casinos and have always managed to do reasonably well. In $2/$4 games, I generally seem to leave the table about $50 up after a few hours of playing. Not professional level, but I'm also not running back to the ATM every twenty minutes.
In case that tangent didn't make it obvious, I decided that since I had nothing to do tonight, I would drive to a casino to play poker. My first stop was just over the Indian border at the Horseshoe casino which as it turns out does not have a poker room. Because of that, I ended up at Harrah's.
I had to wait a while for a table, but eventually I ended up at a $5/$10 table, meaning that the minimum bet is $5. This is a little steeper than the $2/$4 I'm used to playing, so I was going to have to be a little more cautious than normal, considering I was still only going to cash in for $100.
Things were going smoothly, so I was never up much or down much. I did get down to my last chips a couple times, but whenever I was all in, I would win the pot to bring me back up around my original stack.
This is where it gets weird.
I get dealt an Ace of clubs and a 10 of spades. Certainly a good Hold 'Em hand, but nothing ridiculous. The guy next to me raises before the flop, so I call him as does one other guy.
The flop comes up and it's a 7, 9, and an Ace. They're all different suits, so there's no flush draw, meaning I have top pair with my Aces.
The other guy (not the one next to me) bets $5 into me. If he doesn't have an Ace, this is a really weird bet. I'm thinking that he could have an Ace and a higher kicker than my 10, something like an Ace and a Queen. I couldn't stand the thought of folding a pair of Aces with nothing else showing, but I couldn't justify raising, so I called him. The guy next to me (the one who raised earlier) now only calls the bet.
The turn - another Ace. Sweet. Now I have three Aces with the 10 kicker. The guy next to me now bets and the other guy folds. This means "other guy" didn't have an Ace, and the guy next to me probably doesn't either or else he would have raised earlier. Either way, we're down to two people, just me and the guy next to me.
The river - no shit - another Ace. In case you've lost track, here's the cards I see:
My Hand:
A 10
Board:
7 9 A A A
I have four Aces, so I bet my $10 and the guy next to me calls. I flip over my cards to show my four Aces, and he yells out "Fuck!" and flips over a pair of Kings.
He had a full house - Aces over Kings - and lost to four Aces.
Well, everyone else at the table starts screaming at yelling. I'm a little confused at first until I heard someone yell "You got the bad beat!"
For those who don't know what a bad beat is, it's a prize that the casino gives out for a great hand (such as a full house of Aces over Kings) that loses to an even better hand (in this case, four Aces).
In my head, I'm thinking, "Oh cool, the guy next to me won something like $500 for having this bad beat hand."
In actuality, the prize was not $500... it was just over $15,000! It's a progressive pot that builds over time, and apparently it had been building for five days.
Not only that, but the way it works is that the "bad beat" guy - this guy next to me - only gets 50% of the pot. The person who beat that guy - me - gets 25% of the pot. The rest of the money gets divided among everyone else playing at the table who was in on the hand. That's why they were all so excited.
After the different casino guys came over to validate everything and take pictures, the result was that I won about $3,700 because of that hand. Everyone else at the table got something like $600 with the exception of the guy next to me who walked out with over $7,000! To add to the mix, this was also his first day ever playing poker in a casino.
And of course, because Uncle Sam doesn't like folks having too much fun when he's not invited to the party, a prize of this size meant that the casino deducted federal and state taxes before giving me the winnings. Even with the taxes taken out, my initial $100 buy in turned into $3,028 by the time I left.
The funniest part of the whole thing is that when I drove home, I took US41 (aka. Lake Shore Drive) instead of the tollway because I didn't want to pay the ridiculous $5 of tolls on the Skyway. Old habits die hard.
As proof of this night's events, included below is a picture of me with my four day stubble and bad ass pirate shirt that I was wearing at the casino.
Below that is a picture of $3,028 in cash sitting on my table. You can tell it's my table because who in their right mind would take a picture of $3,028 in cash sitting on a table next to an Easter basket?
User Reviews
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2005-09-29 02:21:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
In Canada, proceeds from gambling are tax free. This makes for a really interesting group of people that play poker 28.4 hours a day and have a fear of showers.
My best friend actually sat at a table where a guy got the bad beat, just for playing he walked out with a couple hundred bucks--the sucker next to him folded out of the hand and ended up with a pair of jeans filled with his own shit. (Because he shit them after he saw all the money being counted out to the table to people drunk enough to ante up with a 3/4 off suit).
Goldcorp.
Precision Drilling.
Equinox Minerals.
Habenero Resources.
Research in Motion. (short position ONLY)
Microsoft.
EnCana.
Halliburton.
Pacific Safety Products.
AstraZenica.
Submitted by sideshow (user info) at 2005-09-07 14:49:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Awesome. I only wish that I could win a sick hand when the stakes were high....
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2005-08-22 14:34:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-06-13 07:27:14 (#)
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heh heh.
Black Bart.
_____________________
yes.
Submitted by DarthFaded (user info) at 2005-08-22 14:17:07 EDT (#)
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You would have won 30,000 at the card casino I play at.
You got ripped the fuck off Bart.
Submitted by nrduncan (user info) at 2005-07-25 13:33:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2005-06-25 22:37:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You got ripped off.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-06-13 07:27:14 EDT (#)
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heh heh.
Black Bart.
Submitted by girlintheworld (user info) at 2005-06-02 12:36:15 EDT (#)
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Ok, so I guess $3,078 is worth going all the way to Hammond and farther. It's more money than Indiana has seen in a while.
Submitted by Freight_Train (user info) at 2005-05-23 01:44:29 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2005-05-21 03:57:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Very cool story.
Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2005-04-29 15:33:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Awesome! Now you can take me on that shopping spree you've been wanting to.
Submitted by the_lone_stranger (user info) at 2005-04-27 11:49:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Sheeeit Nigerian! Yousa cash munny millyunaya!
Submitted by funk_boy (user info) at 2005-04-27 11:38:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I won a tourny game on the weekend. 10 people.
gets down to the final 2. i have AA, the flop is AAK. (WOO-HOO). i make a very small bet, other dude goes all in. (WOO-HOO).
I lost another game on the same night, even after getting a running flush!! (Ah-5h) i bet too big. (fool).
my best hands ever.
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2005-04-27 00:42:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
poker tales: http://www.ubersite.com/m/65130
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2005-04-26 23:26:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
thats sweet.
i've been tearing it up since i left vegas bart. losing my money to you was apparently the kick in the ass i needed to become a professional poker player.
you know what? i/m going to write about poker right now.
Submitted by antluvdog (user info) at 2005-04-26 15:31:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Nice!
Submitted by Girlwithaclue (user info) at 2005-04-20 17:16:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I am going to Vegas in 2 weeks and have been thinking about trying my hand at some Texas Hold-em. I always play black jack but now I think it's worth a try!!
I'll let you know how it worked out....
Submitted by mbstateside (user info) at 2005-04-20 16:59:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
You lucky, lucky Bastard! Propa Jailers pet you are!
Of course the guy you played with is now probably hooked for life and will end up losing everything he owns to the game in a few years time.
Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2005-04-20 10:54:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by chicagogirl (user info) at 2005-04-19 23:07:59 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Ingsoc (user info) at 2005-04-19 21:14:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I DON BELIEVE YUO HOW CAN YOU WIN IF YOUR'E HAND IS WOPSE THAN THE OTHER GUYS
Submitted by bart (user info) at 2005-04-19 19:07:44 EDT (#)
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"if you have four of a kind does it really matter what your kicker is"
Yes. A poker hand consists of five cards. Mine was four Aces and a 10.
What part of this don't you understand?
Submitted by Hands_Rambone (user info) at 2005-04-19 05:10:11 EDT (#)
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Submitted by bart (user info) at 2005-04-18 20:54:46 (#)
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"I find this hard to believe because all of the casinos I play in require you to use both your hole cards for a bad beat. In the case of 4 of a kind you would have had to have pocket Aces."
I did use both of my hole cards. A poker hand consists of five cards, so my hand was four Aces and the 10. If there had been a Jack on the board instead of the 7 or the 9, my hand would have been four Aces and the Jack, meaning I only would have used one of my hole cards, meaning it would not have qualified.
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I'll clarify...If you want to use 4 of a kind for any type of bad beat/high hand, you would have to have pocket pair and two of them on the board. Having one in your hand and three on the board would not count. That is how the casinos I go to do it. Having three Aces on the board makes it easier to hit a bad beat qualifying hand. Plus if you have four of a kind does it really matter what your kicker is.
Submitted by bart (user info) at 2005-04-18 20:54:46 EDT (#)
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"I find this hard to believe because all of the casinos I play in require you to use both your hole cards for a bad beat. In the case of 4 of a kind you would have had to have pocket Aces."
I did use both of my hole cards. A poker hand consists of five cards, so my hand was four Aces and the 10. If there had been a Jack on the board instead of the 7 or the 9, my hand would have been four Aces and the Jack, meaning I only would have used one of my hole cards, meaning it would not have qualified.
Submitted by DonovanMD (user info) at 2005-04-18 18:53:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Fucking awesome man. Uber needs to set up its own online poker!!
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-04-18 15:07:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
roxxorz!
Submitted by notoriousbrett (user info) at 2005-04-18 12:23:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
a lot of liquor and strippers will be bought tonight...
Submitted by cuberat (user info) at 2005-04-18 12:05:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Plus two for bad poker + winning + not bowing to the f***ing outrageous tolls.
Submitted by Hands_Rambone (user info) at 2005-04-18 12:01:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Another rule is 3 A's on the board nulifies a bad beat because then pocket 10-K's qualify for it.
Submitted by Hands_Rambone (user info) at 2005-04-18 11:56:01 EDT (#)
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I find this hard to believe because all of the casinos I play in require you to use both your hole cards for a bad beat. In the case of 4 of a kind you would have had to have pocket Aces.
Submitted by nitty34 (user info) at 2005-04-18 11:36:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Nice work, Bart-o
I played at Paradise Poker last night and won $2100 by coming in 7th in a $50K tournamnet. Not bad for a $30 buy in. Go to Paradise poker and check out last night's R&A game at 9PM. Nitty34 - number 7. I'm elated, but pissed because first place paid over $14K.
My poker uberstory: http://www.ubersite.com/m/64353
Submitted by Razor (user info) at 2005-04-18 10:07:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
There's so much bad poker going on here I don't know what to say...
#1 No good poker player would cold-call a preflop raise with A-10 offsuit in a limit game unless they knew the person who raised was a maniac.
#2 No even halfway decent poker player would continue pushing with Aces out on the board while holding pocket kings.
#3 More often than you realize, that A-10 which paired on the flop is actually losing to an Ace hand with a better kicker... The bookends are a sucker hand a lot of the time... you end up having to play it, and lose.
#4 However, you did play right on the river... once you made your trips you had to know that the chances of someone having an ace were pretty small.
#5 Whoever it was who said you made all 3 of your outs does not know as much about hold 'em as they think they do. They neglected the additional outs (small ones, but nevertheless existent) of you getting a straight or a set of 10s.
Submitted by CanucksFan (user info) at 2005-04-18 02:21:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 for poker but...
I understand the 'bad beat', but how is it really a bad beat?
When you have pocket kings and theres an ace on the flop and 2 opponents come out betting, you have to kind of expect it..
Submitted by MarthaStewart (user info) at 2005-04-18 01:40:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I hope that easter basket is not a permanent ornament. It
DOES NOT match that table!
Submitted by The_Fan (user info) at 2005-04-18 00:28:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Casinos are great. Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
Submitted by Spuds002 (user info) at 2005-04-17 18:29:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
So uh... are you gonna kill the uberboard now. cause... well... can i have my dollar back.
Submitted by JMG114 (user info) at 2005-04-17 16:24:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You can have an awfully good weekend in a suburb of New York City with $3,000 and a big-haired Jewish guy. Just in case you were curious.
Submitted by tuesdaydelay (user info) at 2005-04-17 13:59:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Yadda yadda. Put my hits back.
Submitted by Nicole3 (user info) at 2005-04-17 13:26:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Wow! That is great.
Submitted by ze_poodle (user info) at 2005-04-17 07:01:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hah. Funny. I don't even play poker, I just laugh at people who do.
Submitted by kai070169 (user info) at 2005-04-17 02:50:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
nice
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2005-04-17 02:03:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 because I've spent the past two days doing nothing but playing poker.
And because that's fucking awesome.
Submitted by ChristPuncher (user info) at 2005-04-17 01:20:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
you can use that money to buy us booze when we go to the rush game
GO RUSH WOO!!!
Submitted by jonukah (user info) at 2005-04-17 00:14:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You know you can deduct your gambling losses up to your gambling winnings.
But it doesn't sound like you haven't had any substantial losses to speak of.
Hurray for tax accounting.
Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2005-04-17 00:01:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Good for you. It's only fair to distribute beatings equally among the sexes.
Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2005-04-16 23:31:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You have a tiny mouth. It reminds me of a Bill Engvall bit. I hate that guy, but:
Preparation H says: "Do not take this orally." Isn't that sad? You know someone wrote them a letter:
"Dear Preparation H,
I ate this whole darned tube. I still got these hemerrhoids. Man, my mouth got so small, I can't hardly eat a jellybean anymore. But I can whistle really good!"
Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2005-04-16 22:53:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+.5 for playing Texas Hold-Um
+1.5 for playing on the 5-10 Table
Isn't it fun to win.
You still missed a bet on the "flop".
You Won
No penalty
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-04-16 22:08:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I played poker "for a living" for 8 months and never won $3700 playing poker...and you're just a novice idiot!
I have won over 18k in a 5 hour blackjack marathon about 10 years ago at MGM Grand...and two years ago won $8800 on the first night of a three day Carnival Cruise...but that is one outstanding story.
Now I want to go play real soon.
Submitted by legallady (user info) at 2005-04-16 22:07:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Did you email this pick directly to Schlongy?
He is going to be sooo jealous.
Submitted by Davros (user info) at 2005-04-16 21:12:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Your other post makes so much more sense now.
-Dave
Submitted by MickGinny (user info) at 2005-04-16 18:02:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"who in their right mind would take a picture of $3,028 in cash sitting on a table next to an Easter basket?"
The eASTER BUNNY WOULD...SILLY.
Submitted by Electro (user info) at 2005-04-16 17:03:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You hit it big man. My big brother went to the casino the other day. He didn't win shit.
It sucks that I have to wait another 2 1/2 years before I can step into a casino. It looks fun.
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Submitted by bob (user info) at 2005-04-16 17:01:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
and although it doesnt qualify, its just as bad because you had him after the flop while i lost on a running straight flush.
which has 1.2% odds after the turn.
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2005-04-16 17:00:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
bart. i lost full house to a straight flush. not a trip.
Submitted by bart (user info) at 2005-04-16 15:16:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Ah, right, I didn't really read what he had written. Still, Aces over Kings beats Kings over 3s.
Because of the bad beat rules, bob's hand wouldn't qualify because he wouldn't beat Aces over 10s. That's an ever worse beat - not only does he lose the hand, but he also doesn't get a $15,000 pot.
Submitted by DavyJones (user info) at 2005-04-16 15:05:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Actually bart, didn't he lose his full house to a gutshot straight flush on the river?
Submitted by The_Yellow_Dart (user info) at 2005-04-16 14:57:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by bart (user info) at 2005-04-16 14:54:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
bob, this guy's bad beat was worse than yours. You lost your hand of three Kings to a flush. This guy lost a hand of Aces full of Kings to Four Aces.
The bad beat rules are that:
1) Both the winner and loser of the hand must use both of their hole cards to make their hand
2) The losing hand must beat Aces full of 10s
3) Both hands must show. If he had mucked his pair of Kings, his hand would have been dead and none of this would have happened.
And most certainly, this part was all luck. I didn't even know these rules until after the hand was over. However, I also ended the night up $200 from my buy in.
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-04-16 14:39:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
you should give up work to play cards like shlongy.
Submitted by Rawrg (user info) at 2005-04-16 13:44:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You lucky bastard.
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2005-04-16 13:43:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
pre flop, bart was aroung 30% odds. (meaning he had more than 4 outs, 4 outs is like 20-25%)
after the flop, bart was around 90% odds.
after the turn, bart was around 95% odds.
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2005-04-16 13:36:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by DavyJones (user info) at 2005-04-16 12:48:47 (#)
Ranking: 1
You caught all 3 of your 3 outs, nice work.
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Had more than 3 outs. If he hit 4 clubs he had the nut flush, and depending what his opponents kings were he may have had a spade flush possible too. Not to mention straigh possibilities with KQJ. Still, he was like a 4:1 underdog, nice win.
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2005-04-16 13:19:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
:-)
Submitted by DavyJones (user info) at 2005-04-16 12:48:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
You caught all 3 of your 3 outs, nice work.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-04-16 12:39:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
that's like 6 million canadian dollars. Spare me a hundred?
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2005-04-16 11:46:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
ok ok. i can almost beat this in the bad beat category.
I have KK
board is
K 3 3 (spade)
turn is
A (spade)
(at this point i went all in)
he called.
he had 2 4 spades
river is
5 (spade)
It costed me around $400.
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-04-16 11:45:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
congrats bart bart.
Submitted by Ainkara (user info) at 2005-04-16 11:25:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You got that song in my head now. I hate you. But yay for money. Wanna buy me something old buddy old pal?
Submitted by spedmonkey (user info) at 2005-04-16 11:11:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 for hold 'em. And yeah, that would go down in my books as a pretty bad beat. No limit's the way to go, though.
Submitted by Herpes (user info) at 2005-04-16 11:04:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I hate lucky people.
Submitted by Bizdorph (user info) at 2005-04-16 10:46:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Pretty cool. Me, I only know how to play straight poker, and I'm not a gamblin' man, but this story makes me interested...
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-04-16 10:26:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Congrats BartBart.
Submitted by Lechuga (user info) at 2005-04-16 10:09:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Congrats, Bart. One time I was playing a game of hold 'em with a few of my friends, and some moron decided to bet his $900 guitar because he thought he had a royal flush. Unfortunately, what moron-man didn't realize was that the King of Clubs broke the flush. So, his Gibson Les Paul is sitting nicely in a case at my house.
Poker rocks. +2 Live.
Submitted by Bigmike (user info) at 2005-04-16 10:06:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This makes me want to organize the first annual Syracuse Uber Poker Invitational.
It wouldn't be high stakes, of course, but it would be fun.
Congratulations Bart.
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2005-04-16 09:55:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Go, Bart!
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2005-04-16 09:29:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Lucky bastard.
Submitted by mikethescottish (user info) at 2005-04-16 09:23:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Free Uberboard for all, then?
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2005-04-16 09:17:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You lucky prick. Also, ain't modern times nice? 150 years ago you probably would have been shot dead with all those Aces.
Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2005-04-16 08:53:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Can you lend me a twenty?
Please?
Submitted by madmadunic (user info) at 2005-04-16 08:47:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
That is very good. Now you can repaint the door and buy a nicer door.
Submitted by wardy (user info) at 2005-04-16 08:42:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
that fucking rules.
hey, how about giving me my ratings back??
Submitted by freebie (user info) at 2005-04-16 08:37:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I won the lottery Tuesday. That two bucks got me a giant coffee.
Submitted by canadia (user info) at 2005-04-16 07:52:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
sorry too early to read all that...
can I have some money? (insert women and their love for money here)
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-04-16 07:42:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No, seriously.
I was playing bingo one day, and some jackass next to me won $7,500 because of some dumb progressive where he had a purple troll doll symbol on his card and won on a certain number.
I hate it when fortune befalls on someone other than me.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-04-16 07:41:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Ooh! A Bart post!
Personally, I play Cripple Mr Onion. Screw poker.
Submitted by Fartman (user info) at 2005-04-16 07:32:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
That's a bad beat alright but I've never heard of giving a prize for it. Nice win.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-04-16 07:26:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I hate you.
Submitted by DanielH (user info) at 2005-04-16 07:26:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Is that a table, or the woman-suit Buffalo Bill was at work on in Silence of the Lambs? Yikes.
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2005-04-16 06:59:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
let the ass kissing begin...