here's what happens after a night of drinking... (1412 hits)
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Submitted by canadia (View user info) at 2005-04-16 08:04:34 EDT
This is after a few mind erasers and shots, so please don't run away screaming....
(This should be viewed with beer goggles, so I hope you guys are still drunk out there)
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Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-04-19 13:24:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
goodness, I had to come and look again, yep, you're still smokin' hot!
you're so dreammmmmyyyyyy.... (sigh)
Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2005-04-19 12:42:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-04-19 11:27:06 (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 for having the balls to post your pic, I bet none of the people who criticized you have ever posted theirs.
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Damn Skippy!
Submitted by canadia (user info) at 2005-04-19 12:24:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2005-04-19 11:45:02 (#)
Ranking: 2
You look alot (really really alot, almost eerily so) like a girl whom I dated back in high school.
I think she moved to Canada or something..
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weird, I moved to the US in high school... maybe I have a clone somewhere
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2005-04-19 11:45:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You look alot (really really alot, almost eerily so) like a girl whom I dated back in high school.
I think she moved to Canada or something..
Submitted by ess-arr (user info) at 2005-04-19 11:43:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
you look familiar...
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-04-19 11:27:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You look kinda like that chick from the Wonder Years, you know, the one that's now a mathematician.
+2 for having the balls to post your pic, I bet none of the people who criticized you have ever posted theirs.
Submitted by canadia (user info) at 2005-04-19 11:15:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
aw.. Jonny, you made me blush...
or is it all the medicine I'm taking..... stupid fever...
I still love you!
Submitted by gabrielpm (user info) at 2005-04-19 06:33:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-04-18 19:25:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
you're extremely pretty, I could look at you all day long, seriously!
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2005-04-18 10:42:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
All righty then.
Submitted by canadia (user info) at 2005-04-18 10:14:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
hey, I've seen you guys be much meaner to actual pretty girls, I had to expect the worst...
Submitted by William_Q_Percy (user info) at 2005-04-17 11:58:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by canadia (user info) at 2005-04-16 00:02:37 (#)
Ranking: 0
"in regards to the sex thing, she told me that she once passed out from the pain of trying to put in a tampon, so there was no way in hell my dick was going near her. "
wow, you're either stupid for believing her (tampons do not hurt, and they are a lot smaller than dicks) or she had serious issues... did she used to be a man? That would explain the small and weird pussy...
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Haha, no shit, tampons are smaller than dicks?
She did have some major issues with sex. She was sumper uncomfortable with it... she didn't like having her clit touched directly because it was "too much", and she didn't like me using fingers because it hurt. The first time I tried, that's when the tampon story got busted out. Seriously, her mom found her passed out from pain after trying to use a tampon.
So, really, I knew that it was BS but I was so frustrated at that point that I just kept my mouth shut and gave her the benefit of the doubt.
Submitted by Mario (user info) at 2005-04-16 17:38:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
*compliments
.....shut it.
Submitted by Mario (user info) at 2005-04-16 17:36:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Stop fishing for complements woman, you know you're attractive. Why the sudden need for assurance?
You've got bad breath.
Submitted by proofofpurchase (user info) at 2005-04-16 17:25:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Umbilical_Cord (user info) at 2005-04-16 13:51:02 (#)
Ranking: 0
here's what happens when a normal looking person tries to build self confidence by posting her picture on the internet
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Nail hit squarly on the head, I do believe.
Submitted by thecaes (user info) at 2005-04-16 16:25:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You look like a normal, genuine, attractive woman.
Submitted by CoachMagirk27 (user info) at 2005-04-16 15:41:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
wait so, you got really drunk and had sex with her?
gross
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2005-04-16 14:29:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Nice Pic,
You're a beautiful woman.
Submitted by domenad (user info) at 2005-04-16 14:20:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You're pretty cute, I'd say.
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2005-04-16 14:13:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Quite ordinary. Not in a bad way, I mean I usually have to stoop to sub-human levels when it comes to picking up a girl, but the one word that comes to mind is average.
Submitted by Umbilical_Cord (user info) at 2005-04-16 13:51:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
here's what happens when a normal looking person tries to build self confidence by posting her picture on the internet
Submitted by RandomJose (user info) at 2005-04-16 12:33:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You look kinda old.
BUT
I'll bet you shag like a minx.
GRRR baby, very GRRRR!
Submitted by DavyJones (user info) at 2005-04-16 12:29:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Fortunately for you I've had a rough week, and started drinking immediately after breakfast...
Submitted by mikethescottish (user info) at 2005-04-16 12:28:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
A pleasant suprise.
Submitted by wanderingsharps (user info) at 2005-04-16 12:08:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I usaully don't respond to camwhore pics-
never quite sure what to say. so this may be a first....
1) you have lovely cheeks-they look like they would be fun to pinch
in a grandmotherly sort of way...
2) It would be fun to surprize you (hopefully in a good way), I bet you
are cute as hell when excited.
3) marry me. you look like a young successful woman, and I need a good suger mama. I clean up well and I'm house trained....I'll think of some other percs later...
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-04-16 09:58:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I amend my first review to:
I'd do ya. What do I care what issues you have, I'm a man. I have no feelings.
Submitted by Pentameter (user info) at 2005-04-16 09:43:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You're lovely.
Submitted by madmadunic (user info) at 2005-04-16 08:48:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
!
Submitted by canadia (user info) at 2005-04-16 08:31:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You should take a shower then... Showers are fun... Slippery lather, water and nekkid... a good combination...
Submitted by freebie (user info) at 2005-04-16 08:30:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
You have an open invitation to sit on my face.
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-04-16 08:29:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You look all right, though we need a few bodyshots just to make sure.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-04-16 08:25:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm a dirty, dirty man.
Submitted by canadia (user info) at 2005-04-16 08:21:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
wait rad, why would doing you cause issues? Would you call me "you dirty little sister"? If so, then I agree, I should stay away from you.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-04-16 08:21:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh, well, in that case...
Submitted by canadia (user info) at 2005-04-16 08:19:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
That was a long time ago...... I'm much better now!
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-04-16 08:14:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'd do ya, but you seem to have enough issues to deal with. No reason to add to them.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-04-16 08:08:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Umm... you look normal.