yay! It's my birthday! (671 hits)
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Submitted by BongZilla (View user info) at 2005-04-16 17:02:46 EDT
Man, it's my birthday and I'm awesome. I'll be drunk in about 4 hours as a direct result of A) getting a keg, B) watching the UFC fight, and C) playing a lot of beer pong. Seriously though, I really do kick ass, especially at beer pong.
Here is a picture of a big beer bong, which is definitely a cheap imiation of my beer bong (BongZilla), that sadly, I do not have a photo of.
Yay for me! don't worry, for those of you who can't celebrate with me, I'll do enough to celebrate for you.
-BongZilla
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Submitted by BongZilla (user info) at 2005-04-18 16:09:28 EDT (#)
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beer pong is for 13 year olds huh? you probably suck. BTW, Couture got fucking owned, but the best fight was Definitely Matt hughes v. Trigg. I totally thought it was over then Hughes body slammed him and kciked the shit out of him. Man, i got so wasted.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-04-17 22:29:59 EDT (#)
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beer-bong is for 13 years old and this post wasn't groundbreaking news. Everybody gets drunk and gets older buddy.
Submitted by Freight_Train (user info) at 2005-04-17 22:18:50 EDT (#)
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why does this post have a perfect rating?
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-04-17 22:15:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Otanjoubi Omedetou!
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-04-17 22:07:08 EDT (#)
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+2 because it's yer birfday and beer pong kicks ass.
Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2005-04-17 11:08:08 EDT (#)
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Don't cut your penis off.
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2005-04-17 01:05:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Enjoy it.
Submitted by domenad (user info) at 2005-04-17 00:57:02 EDT (#)
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I guess you just saw Liddell put a royal ass whipping on Randy. Yes, I was rooting for Randy, but Chuck knocked his ass off, no question.
Submitted by whiskey_jack (user info) at 2005-04-16 21:13:56 EDT (#)
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Randy gonna take it man. I wish I was watching but my money is on Randy.
Submitted by Ducky (user info) at 2005-04-16 21:12:20 EDT (#)
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I hope you have a wonderful birthday!
Submitted by Electro (user info) at 2005-04-16 20:58:45 EDT (#)
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Happy Birthday.
Go party.
Get wasted.
+2
Submitted by Wallstreet (user info) at 2005-04-16 17:44:09 EDT (#)
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Happy B Day........
drink lots of shots
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-04-16 17:43:15 EDT (#)
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You know where I can get some X in this town?
Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2005-04-16 17:41:24 EDT (#)
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congrats. vomit on a chick for me.
Submitted by domenad (user info) at 2005-04-16 17:36:55 EDT (#)
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+2 because I'll be watching Chuck Liddell Vs. Randy Couture as well.
Submitted by Wazza (user info) at 2005-04-16 17:34:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Have a good one.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-04-16 17:20:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
happy bday buddy, have a drink or 12 for me