Why did you have to go? (589 hits)
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Submitted by brownboybilly (View user info) at 2005-04-17 15:29:41 EDT
Does anybody remember back in t'day when we had Tab Clear over this part of the world? (i.e. not America).
It tasted pretty foul to be honest, but I felt compelled to buy it for it's novelty value. Like Blue Smarties.
They used to sell Coca Cola in 500ml cans as well; I felt like a real big lad with one of those in my hand despite the fact that I could never drink a whole can.
What ever happened to the good ol' days of big fuck off chocolate bars like 'Marathon'?.
Things just ain't the same anymore.
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Submitted by brownboybilly (user info) at 2005-04-20 09:28:48 EDT (#)
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No wonder americans are so fat. (__*__) <----- FAT YANKEE BUTTOCKS
Submitted by missflibble (user info) at 2005-04-19 08:22:16 EDT (#)
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OPAL BLOODY FRUITS!!!
why call them starburst? why god, why?! is it to make us more european (like wy they changed Jif cleaner to Cif cleaner...) or to make us more part of America than we already are with Tony Blair's head stuck in Bush's dark place?
why are creme eggs smaller?
why can't you get root beer anywhere?
what happened to those chewy beer flavoured bottle sweets?
why are penny chews no longer just a penny?
why is terrestrial TV getting more and more crap? why- with 500 channels- can I never find anything worth watching on my mum's digital TV?
gnargh!
Submitted by brownboybilly (user info) at 2005-04-19 07:55:17 EDT (#)
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I know Marathons are now Snickers but it just ain't the same.
Marathon --> Snickers.
Opal Fruits --> Starburst.
Chips --> Fries.
Shitter --> Restroom (why would anyone want to rest in a place where you shit?).
Can you see where this is going?
Submitted by canadia (user info) at 2005-04-18 17:40:51 EDT (#)
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Blue smarties! I miss smarties... They're my favorite when I go home.
Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2005-04-18 17:23:06 EDT (#)
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Ahh, its so nice to hear from people in "developing" countries around the world.
But, you must remember, when you asked for our help, about 54 years ago, to save
your ass......it came with a price!
Cornnut...+2, that was funny! But for some reason, we just all can't get along
now........can we.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2005-04-18 11:43:18 EDT (#)
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meh
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2005-04-18 11:25:43 EDT (#)
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What ever happened to the good ol' days of big fuck off chocolate bars like 'Marathon'?.
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Marathons? Still around (in London anyway)
Only they changed the name to 'Snickers'
marathon was a much cooler name
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2005-04-18 01:04:29 EDT (#)
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http://hedgehogcentral.com/otherpets.shtml
Submitted by proofofpurchase (user info) at 2005-04-17 22:06:56 EDT (#)
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Little Tom's
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-04-17 20:08:28 EDT (#)
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I wish I had chocolate right now.
Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2005-04-17 17:51:44 EDT (#)
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aw fuck it!
+2 for reminding me of that
Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2005-04-17 17:51:22 EDT (#)
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"...this part of the world? (i.e. not America)."
life...outside of america? hahaha! that's crazy talk!
<friend whispers in ear>
oh, there really is life outside of america?
<sheepishly apologizes>
over in the states, Pepsi made this awesome drink called "Crystal Clear Pepsi." it was just a very odd version of their usual drinks. apparently only the pepsi owner and myself thought it was any good - it was a giant failure (even with Van Halen tunage in their advertisements!).
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-04-17 17:41:25 EDT (#)
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You had teh Tab clear
We kept all the Crystal Pepsi to ourselves.
Submitted by tuesdaydelay (user info) at 2005-04-17 17:36:33 EDT (#)
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"Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2005-04-17 15:40:06 (#)
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Yeah, companies here in America usually sent the shit, we won't buy, overseas.
Go figure."
Take your shit TV shows and piss-poor McDonald's food back and stick it up your arse.
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-04-17 17:18:04 EDT (#)
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hahah tab clear. bet you don't like those fiddly new 5ps either.
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2005-04-17 17:06:57 EDT (#)
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Fucking consumer.
Submitted by w_t_a_y_s_t_r_m (user info) at 2005-04-17 16:33:27 EDT (#)
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Post was shite, but I want to balance out what cockbollocks below said.
You're the ones that Zeta-Jones off our hands. Bellend
Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2005-04-17 15:40:06 EDT (#)
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Yeah, companies here in America usually sent the shit, we won't buy, overseas.
Go figure.