What would Laci Peterson be doing if she were alive today? (1341 hits)
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Submitted by Zoidberg (View user info) at 2005-04-17 17:41:53 EDT
scratching at the inside of her coffin.
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Submitted by Maddog (user info) at 2005-05-28 17:06:20 EDT (#)
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Old as grandmas' toes, and twice as corny
Submitted by gina (user info) at 2005-05-28 16:32:46 EDT (#)
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I agree that this ruins your dog story.
Submitted by Feijuada (user info) at 2005-05-22 03:23:18 EDT (#)
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I can't believe I didn't rate this.
Submitted by bulldog (user info) at 2005-05-22 03:04:20 EDT (#)
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The original versino was about John Lennon (which I never found particularly funny..)
I found this far less amusing.
Aren't you a proud loser...yes, yes, a proud loesr.
Kinda ruins your dog story.
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2005-05-10 04:27:19 EDT (#)
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Wait, having seen your overall rating, i rescind that criticism. I only parley with equals.
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2005-05-10 04:18:55 EDT (#)
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Just looking for these "talented people" you mention. I guess i should be moving on...
Submitted by chipolatte (user info) at 2005-05-07 15:18:01 EDT (#)
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that's impossible; laci peterson has no arms.
Submitted by Zoidberg (user info) at 2005-05-07 15:03:09 EDT (#)
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awww did my little comment put your panties all up in your snatch?
poor widdle guy
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2005-05-07 03:11:57 EDT (#)
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Is this what i should aspire to?
Submitted by whataefag (user info) at 2005-04-19 13:27:40 EDT (#)
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having a tea party with her aborted baby?
sorry ... didn't read.
Submitted by jack11058 (user info) at 2005-04-18 19:21:52 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Or_ (user info) at 2005-04-17 19:22:58 (#)
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Perhaps the best 1-line post I've ever seen.
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and some of the comments rock, too.
Submitted by Smoothe (user info) at 2005-04-18 11:36:28 EDT (#)
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Coffee doesn't feel good coming out of my nostrils. Bitch.
Submitted by PrissyB (user info) at 2005-04-18 11:13:21 EDT (#)
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Submitted by UberGirl (user info) at 2005-04-17 20:40:55 (#)
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That's not nice. The poor woman was in a coma and her family always fighted.
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I fighted, too. I fighted like hell to repress my laughter, but I still laughed at this!
For this, you get +2. How sad is that?
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-04-18 09:25:22 EDT (#)
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I can think of a better reason for the Pope to condemn Zoidberg to Hell.
Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2005-04-18 08:53:28 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2005-04-18 08:41:37 EDT (#)
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I have the Pope on the phone and he confirmed that you are going to hell for this.
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2005-04-18 01:03:30 EDT (#)
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http://hedgehogcentral.com/otherpets.shtml
Submitted by MarthaStewart (user info) at 2005-04-18 00:55:27 EDT (#)
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Adding a light pink coffin liner will add an ambience
of serenity to your loved one's tomb.
Submitted by Robert_of_Duluth (user info) at 2005-04-17 23:35:16 EDT (#)
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quality shitpost
Submitted by dethcow (user info) at 2005-04-17 22:16:16 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Shagabah_Jones (user info) at 2005-04-17 22:07:09 EDT (#)
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Dang I was planing on saying: "scratching at the inside of her coffin."
Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2005-04-17 22:01:11 EDT (#)
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Scott got buttfucked.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-04-17 21:58:03 EDT (#)
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I had to google the name so it kinda killed the suprise effect. Funny though.
Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2005-04-17 21:53:12 EDT (#)
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My ratings don't count. In reference to a certain other post.
Submitted by Zoidberg (user info) at 2005-04-17 21:15:57 EDT (#)
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awwww is the ugly chick a little bitter :(
Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2005-04-17 21:07:44 EDT (#)
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Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-04-17 18:03:10 (#)
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B@W
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-04-17 20:53:12 EDT (#)
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you said it best...
Submitted by Zoidberg (user info) at 2005-04-03 13:49:27 (#)
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I'm a dumb fag who makes stupid posts.
Submitted by Shizae (user info) at 2005-04-17 20:44:51 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by UberGirl (user info) at 2005-04-17 20:40:55 EDT (#)
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That's not nice. The poor woman was in a coma and her family always fighted.
Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2005-04-17 20:26:02 EDT (#)
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Submitted by gtz (user info) at 2005-04-17 19:49:50 (#)
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hahaha
aj calling me a fag.
haha
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Kettle calling the pot black.
Submitted by mikethescottish (user info) at 2005-04-17 20:11:22 EDT (#)
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Oh dearie me.
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-04-17 20:07:51 EDT (#)
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I am so retah-ded. I had to read this to myself 5x before
I got it.
HAHAHA
Submitted by chipolatte (user info) at 2005-04-17 20:06:25 EDT (#)
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I was going to say "probably getting killed", but yours is better.
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2005-04-17 19:59:40 EDT (#)
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AHAHAHAHAHA
Hits? What good are they going to do you? Bart's just going to ban this account like he banned the others you half-retarded cunt. You really are an amusement, though. Keep up the good work. My mother always told me not to laugh at retards, but then you're only half-retarded, so it's okay.
Submitted by gtz (user info) at 2005-04-17 19:54:34 EDT (#)
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yay an indirect way for more hits! Thanks zoidberg, you're the best cocksucker I know.
Submitted by Zoidberg (user info) at 2005-04-17 19:52:07 EDT (#)
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sorry maximus, I dont usually out people :(
Submitted by Zoidberg (user info) at 2005-04-17 19:51:44 EDT (#)
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he's just pissed about http://www.ubersite.com/m/64448#1272877
Submitted by Duke_Diggler (user info) at 2005-04-17 19:51:34 EDT (#)
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haha
Submitted by gtz (user info) at 2005-04-17 19:49:50 EDT (#)
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hahaha
aj calling me a fag.
haha
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2005-04-17 19:43:10 EDT (#)
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On the lookout.
HAHAHA
You're such a fag.
Submitted by gtz (user info) at 2005-04-17 19:39:11 EDT (#)
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Oh, and it's not BedofHog anymore, its gtz. Now you can be on the lookout.
;-)
Submitted by gtz (user info) at 2005-04-17 19:36:35 EDT (#)
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Just passing through!
Submitted by Or_ (user info) at 2005-04-17 19:22:58 EDT (#)
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Perhaps the best 1-line post I've ever seen.
Submitted by Quasiplasmohedron (user info) at 2005-04-17 19:08:50 EDT (#)
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But the rest of you should be ashamed of yourselves!
Submitted by Quasiplasmohedron (user info) at 2005-04-17 19:08:26 EDT (#)
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It's okay that I laughed my ass off at this because I don't know who Laci Peterson is.
Submitted by barnaby (user info) at 2005-04-17 18:57:26 EDT (#)
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you are so wrong for that.
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2005-04-17 18:54:17 EDT (#)
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What would John Denver be doing if he were still alive today?
Feeding the sharks.
Submitted by Tom (user info) at 2005-04-17 18:31:58 EDT (#)
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Harharharhar.
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2005-04-17 18:11:32 EDT (#)
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I'm legally unable to laugh at that, Zoidy, because you used that joke on me when Terri Schaivo bit the big one.
Submitted by MrWillard (user info) at 2005-04-17 18:05:39 EDT (#)
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Thats fucked up
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-04-17 18:03:10 EDT (#)
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B@W
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-04-17 18:00:53 EDT (#)
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lolocaust
Submitted by CanucksFan (user info) at 2005-04-17 17:58:18 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2005-04-17 17:47:36 EDT (#)
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aaaaaHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
oohhhh
eewwww
<cloud of guilt overhead>
<sigh>
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2005-04-17 17:45:50 EDT (#)
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I thought it was gold. GOLD!
Submitted by Zoidberg (user info) at 2005-04-17 17:42:19 EDT (#)
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fuck it, I'm due a shitpost or two